My name is Shake-zoola the mic rulah the old schoolah. You wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya.
Frylock and I'm on top. Rock you like a cop.
Meatwad, you're up next with your knock-knock.
Meatwad make the money, see. Meatwad get the honeys, G. Drivin' in my car,
livin' like a star. Ice on my fingers and my toes, and I'm a Taurus.
Cause we are the Aqua Teens, Make the homies say Ho! and the girlies wanna scream
Cause we are the Aqua Teens, Make the homies say Ho! and the girlies wanna scream
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Number one in the hood, G!
(Chorus 2x)
Check it out y'all!
Check it, Check it out!
Don't be afraid when I turn the party out
cause I come from the moon and I carry all the clout.
I got a quad-laser, it will amaze ya.
My gizzat is phizzat, so won't you just step back
(chorus 2x)
We're the Mooninites and you know that we're back.
Everybody else in the house know that they wack.
Three in the morn, I'm looking for the porn.
Know that we free so get on your knees.
(Chorus 3x)
We don't give a damn yo this is who we be.
Just like the old school Rapper Schoolly D.
Mooninite one I'm a hard rap singer.
Mooninite two Yo, I'll flip you the finger
I want candy
Bubblegum and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweet heart Sandy
Got my pennies saved, so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy
I want candy
Put it in a pile
Split it wit my biddy, 50-50 down the line
Kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind
Talkin' licorice kisses
Talkin' chocodile smiles
I want candy
I got a sugar tooth
Put on your shin guards, Sandy, 'cuz I wanna knock boots
Lick the peppermint stick 'til the lollipop droops
Gumdrops that don't stop 'til the lip locks loose
Backup: Candy....Candy
I need candy
Bubblegum and taffy
Get in my way punk, you're gonna get your ass beat, nasty
Do it 'til your dad sees
Embarrass your whole family
Just because you came between a kid and his candy
I need candy
Any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
That fuels a giant drill Bores straight into hell
Releasin' ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth and get resituated
And hawk the diet pills that the Pee Pants has created
I need candy
Want some candy
Eat candy 'til I'm dead
I'll kill you for some candy
Give me candy, candyhead
Where you keepin' all the candy?
Who made you candy king?
If you don't give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing
Backup: Candy in the mornin'
Candy on the way to school
Candy at school, at lunch, and the afternoon
Candy at school, on the way home from school
Candy at dinner, at dinner, whoo-hoo
Mess up the mix, Mix up the mess. Come on down, yo, Here's the address:
Said 612 Wharf Avenue, Right next to the gentlemen's club
4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez!
(Doin' it 4 Da Shorteez)
4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez!
(Doin' it 4 Da Shorteez)
4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez!
(4 Da Shorteez)
4 Da Shorteez-
Gather 'round and let me tell ya somethin'.
4 Da Shorteez-
Can't you hear them little stomachs rumblin'?
4 Da Shorteez-
Yo, ya gonna eat that raggamuffin?
4 Da Shorteez-
Let's show the shorteez some lovin'.
C'mon, my name is Sir Loin, been at this for a while.
I got four stomachs for only one stomach and mouth.
That's a little empty belly with a vacancy sign.
Kinda like close encounters of the charity kind.
Ya got canned goods just collectin' dust.
Ya got meat, got fruit, got vegetables.
Only prerequisites that can set a bowl.
Get ya freak on at my freaky food festival.
Cold cuts a must, don't even take bread crust.
Cuz the shorteez be beggin', some begga's don't give a....
They's hungry, let's face facts, they starve.
Feel a void in your heart, fill ya shoppin' cart, 4 Da Shorteez.
4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez!
(4 Da Shorteez, y'all)
4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez!
(4 Da Shorteez)
Think at what's at stake, look upon your plate.
If it's a slab o' steak, time to regurgitate.
Ya got a double chin, their little chins too slim.
Ya think it's good for them?
The little kids expose ribs.
Just think of all da shorteez, can't ya hear 'em cry?
Paula, cough up that burger and fries.
Hams on my left, double cans, Bob's got high.
Give to the hungry shorteez, so the shorteez won't die.
Stop the felon, please, steady eatin' ham and cheese.
Throw away your greens, you be pissin' on a dream.
Gimme all your onion rings, it's a'ight, listen.
A slice a pizza, it don't matter if a bite's missin'.
Prime rib, porkchop, porterhouse, it don't stop.
My seem like hogslop, to the shorteez it's alot.
They been hungry since birth, so hand over your desert.
Open up your mouth, stick a finger down, it could be worse.
Listen closely, gimme all your groceries.
Cuz a little baby's screamin' "man, I need a hogie!"
"Somebody hold me, somebody console me, somebody boil me up a pot o' pirogies!"
Think of what we're facin', all those little faces, c'mon lets erase this...4 Da Shorteez.
(Check it out)
Doin' it 4 Da Shorteez.
Doin' it 4 Da Shorteez.
Doin' it 4 Da Shorteez.
(Doin' it 4 Da Shorteez, y'all!)
4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez!
Got crackers, got chips, got puddin' cups.
You'd be surprised what little shorteez like to munch.
Could be trash, could be mold, could be excrement.
Could be a bag o' old diapers, they'd call that lunch.
Mayonnaise been out for a couple o' days.
Milk and corpses, scabs and eggs.
Sweet bread, pig heads, horse heads, too.
Wanna drop it like it hot?
Here's what ya do.
But, please, no more candy yams, man.
We got more candy yams than we know what to do with.
MC Pee Pants in the h--I mean...uh, Sir Loin's in the house!
And I'm out!
Deep within the womb of time,
a creature thus be born
The seed of life is united with
the egg of tyranny
Gestates forth from within the womb of life
for three-quarter and nigh a year
The creature thus be born!
The creature thus be formed!
And ye of years....
[Your current age + bells]
Will chime!
When the heavens open up
and drink from the silver cup
The creature thus be born!
And blow the magic horn!
To alert the spirit deep within the cycle of life.
The creature has begun it's journey deep forlorn,
upon this day which he be formed
In the sea of mucus the spirit rides down from the mountain
and unites with the creature in the womb
A holy union, dark mortality, until the dark mortality
breaks the chain of life
The creature thus be born
And every year raineth down the celebratory tears
A celebration of the years
from mere mortal sky
This is your left, and that's your left.
This is your left. That's your left!
This is your right, and that's your right.
This is your right. That's your right!
This is your left, and that's your left.
This is your left. That's your left!
This is your right, and that's your right.
This is your right. That's your right!
That's your left, and that's your right.
This is your left, and that's your left.
This is your left, and that's your left.
This is your left. That's your left.
That's your left, and that's your left.
Left.
Right.
Lean to your left.
Lean to your right.
Lean to your left.
Uh-uh, that's your right.
Lean to your right.
Hey, you got it right!
That's your left, and that's your right.
This is your left, and that's your left.
This is your left. That's your left!
This is your right, and that's your right.
This is your right. That's your right!
This is your left, and that's your left.
This is your left. That's your left!
This is your right, and that's your right.
This is your right. You're gonna die!
Hot damn become the Drizzle, baby
So cold ya know we never fizzle, baby
So hot ya know we goin' sizzle, baby
He wanna catch you, catch you at the kizzle, baby
Hardcore. Old school stylin'
Ten digits, even got a platinum album.
got a cadilliac, city block long
even got Spider-Man swinging on a ding dong
So much money 100 kat diamond ring
My man drizzy drizz, drizz got everything
When you see him, give my man big respect
Because the Drizzy Drizz just might break ya neck
Uh...he's the Drizzle, baby
Yeah...uh....he's the f^&$ing Drizzle, baby
Yeah...uh....drizzy drizzy baby
He's the mother-f^&$ing Drizzle, baby
