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Episode 90 - Rabbot Redux

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(New Intro)
Scooly D: Ah yeah, ah yeah! It's been so long since I left you, but I was in jail wit my nephew, I needed that bail, so I kept you, I bet you thought I let you, take my name, my game, and makin' that money my thang. You got to understand, that Frylock is the man. Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Schooly D, we back of course. Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Schooly D, we back of course. Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Schooly D, I'm back of course.

Master Shake: Good by Carl. Goodbye forever.
Carl: Truly they were an Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Your emergency brake is on!
Master Shake: Don't tell me how to drive jackass.
Meatwad: There it is!
Master Shake: Ha, ha, jack pot.
Meatwad: We're here!
Master Shake: Say hello to your new home, boys!

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Carl: Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? You need a jump start or something to get outta here?
Frylock: No man, we're renting over here now.
Meatwad: Yeah, cuts down on our commute time to your house.
Carl: No!
Frylock: Cool, huh?
Carl: No, uh, no.
Master Shake: Hey look at this guy. Think I'd better go introduce myself. Hello neighbor! My name's Master Shake.
Carl: Okay, all right.
Master Shake: I could swear, I've seen you somewhere before.
Carl: Real funny, there.
Master Shake: Great house you got here. I love the bushes. So, what do you do around here?
Carl: No, no, no, we're not playing this game.
Master Shake: What game? I don't play games.
Carl: Ok, fine.
Master Shake: What do you do?
Carl: Fine, cup.
Master Shake: Maybe we can network.
Carl: No, as you well know-- I work outta the home! Aahhh! Oooh, my bad hip!

Frylock: Oh, sorry about that man. I thought I saw a mosquito on your shoulder.
Master Shake: Look, you know what? I gotta go in and relax. You know I don't do well on long drives.
Frylock: Shake, don't run off.
Master Shake: I'm not running off. I got medical problems.
Frylock: You better get back here and help us unload this van.
Master Shake: Fine. Open the back. (Dumps stuff out of truck) There, are we done? Where the F is my flamethrower?
Frylock: Oh that, uh, probably got lost in the move.
Master Shake: Well that's a quick response. Maybe you hid my flamethrower because I make poor choices with it.

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Meatwad: My jam box! [MUSIC PLAYS] Yeah, this is my jam. Now come, now. Yeah-- Why ain't you dancin' Shake?
Master Shake: Dancing is forbidden! Dancing has always been forbidden!

Frylock: Come on, you guys, we're in a new house now and we're starting fresh. Now you two need to learn how to share and be nice.
Master Shake: But he's the one dancing.
Meatwad: I ain't bothering you. I'm just getting my groove on, man.
Frylock: Shake, he's not bothering you.
Meatwad: Yeah-huh. And plus, his radio hurt my foot.
Frylock: You're almost 40 years old, Shake. You're supposed to be more mature than this, man.
Master Shake: Well, I'm going through a phase right now. And plus, he is 38.
Frylock: He doesn't know any better. He's never gonna know any better and you know that!
Meatwad: I'll be 38 in July and I wanna have a big birthday party with pinata and balloons and bandana--(Runs into Shake) Whoops.
Master Shake: Oh! He pushed me!
Meatwad: No parking on the dance floor.
Master Shake: Did you see that?!
Meatwad: I didn't see no parking space out here.
Master Shake: He's tryin' to hurt me and push me!
Frylock: Both of you go to your room! I've had it! I guess I'll just move all this s*** myself.

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Master Shake: Up top!
Meatwad: Yeah boy! I hate work!
Master Shake: As do I.
Meatwad: As do I, too.
Master Shake: You went off script a little, but uh you know, I really liked that ad-lib.
Meatwad: What, the push?
Master Shake: Nice touch.
Meatwad: Yeah, soon as it gets violent, it's a game change
Master Shake: Oh, yeah.
Meatwad: He's gotta defuse it.
Master Shake: It played off my stunt pretty well.
Meatwad: Yeah!
Master Shake: That said, tomorrow we're gonna have to really stick close to the script cause he is talking about building a garden.
Meatwad: I ain't doing that.
Master Shake: Me neither.
Meatwad: No way, no how.
Master Shake: I mean, I'll eat the stuff but I ain't workin' in it.
Meatwad: I ain't eatin it unless he's growing some chicken nuggets out there.

Master Shake: Who's room is this gonna be?
Meatwad: I don't know -- Wait it's It's my room!
Master Shake: No it's my room! I called it first!
Meatwad: No it's my room-- Yeah, you're right. This is your room.
Master Shake: Yeah! That's right it is. I'm putting up my "Whitesnake in the Still of the Night" poster right here. Boosh! And over here I'm puttin' up a sign that says, "No Girls Allowed".

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Meatwad: What's this right here? Is this a drinking fountain?
Master Shake: Yeah, it's a drinking fountain! Right! Take a drink outta there. No dummy. It's a sponge bath. You dip your hands in here, splash a little water on your face, catch the pits, then you sponge off.
Meatwad: Someone left a big uh, long brown sponge floatin' in there.
Master Shake: I had that sponge included in the house buying contract.
Meatwad: What this lever do? (Flushes)
Master Shake: Hey, that my sponge!
Meatwad: That's all right, I'll get you another one. I'm-- I think I feel a sponge coming on.
Master Shake: Hang on Meatwad. Careful-- I think my sponge bath is a window to another dimension.
Meatwad: That's a good assumption.
Master Shake: We gotta find out for sure-- Someone's gotta go in there.
Meatwad: Pull the lever. Engage.
Master Shake: Portal open!
Meatwad: I'm trapped! Between two dimensions.
Master Shake: Your molecules are too big! The portal won't hold!
Meatwad: Increase the force!

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Meatwad: I suggest we don't ever go to that dimension again 'cause it's boring and stinky.
Frylock: No one touches the sponge bath from now on, okay?
Master Shake: Well, you're just jealous because we can do science stuff too and we didn't have to get a stupid degree online. It comes naturally to us.
Frylock: Yeah, okay, just help me roll this into the garage.
Master Shake: Why don't you help me suck it. Wait a minute that backfired. See that sounded like I suck it all the time. Which I don't. And it also implies that I would need help which we both know that I don't. I can suck my own stuff. Listen, when I'm on, it's dangerous.

Meatwad: Me and this cart, we been through a lot together. I got me some found memories. (Remembers) This ain't no vacation! Keep goin' the way you goin'. Oh, yeah. Keep goin'. Brilliant. Where is this farm? Where is this farm? Where is this farm? There is no right on red in this state! It's left, god**** you! (Back to today where he's shooting the cart.) I ain't got no fond memories of you! Back to hell from whence you came!
Frylock: Hey-- where did you get a gun?
Meatwad: From my teacher.
Master Shake: Yeah, they give 'em out now. Hey you uh, you need some help there?
Frylock: Yeah, yeah, I think I've got about 60 boxes out here or so --
TV: Erosion... the plodding enemy... like Frankenstein it attacks our shores...
Frylock: Never mind. I got it!
Master Shake: This is educational! When are we hooking up the boob channels?

Frylock: Oh, wow. Check this out y'all! Remember these?
Meatwad: Oh yeah. We was detectives-- For like a week.
Frylock: Feels like a lifetime ago, don't it? You know, I could have been a really good detective.
Meatwad: Ooh, who farted?
Frylock: Not me.
Meatwad: Dang. You a good detective.
Frylock: Yeah, I was good, wasn't I?
Meatwad: Yeah, you was.
Frylock: Well, I tell you what I'll just keep one. To remember that time in my life, alright? (Shake destroys it) Dammit, Shake!

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Master Shake: Aqua Teen Hunger Force-- Assemble! Check out how I did my new room. Radicalized! And this is a framed poster of Monet because that shows a sensitive side of me too. Bitches are going to be dripping wet when they see this famous lilies stuff. And... Hello-- I'm introspective which is what I got the mirror for. For introspecting my throbbing pythons and enormous genitals. The word you're looking for, gentleman, is incredible.

Meatwad: Hey, Shake -- Can you help me? I gots to slide this jacuzzi over in front of the salad bar so them stallions won't get at it.
Master Shake: What do you mean, stallions?
Meatwad: Arabian. That's what come with my room. But uh, I tell ya what I don't see -- I don't see no egg roll noodles. I see garlic croutons but I don't see no egg roll noodles here and that pisses me off.
Master Shake: Shake power activate! Shake power activate! Activate Shake power! Come on! Dammit!
Meatwad: Hey, hey, chill out, man! That's a 60 thousand dollar rug you spittin' up on. What flavor is that?
Master Shake: It's the flavor of "none of your damn business." How did you even get this room?
Meatwad: I guess I was left with it since you called the bathroom.
Master Shake: Well, I call this room now.
Meatwad: You can't do that.
Master Shake: I just did.
Frylock: Shake, he called it first.
Master Shake: Fine... I guess we're just gonna have to paper, rock, scissors for it. It's the only fair way.
Frylock: No it's not. He called it.
Meatwad: I called it.
Master Shake: I understand your position but, I'm afraid this is the best compromise that I can offer.
Meatwad: Fine. Let's do it.
Frylock: Meatwad, you ain't gotta do this.
Meatwad: No, no, no. We're gonna do this.
Master Shake: He can speak for himself. 1-2-3. Go!
Frylock: Oh man!
Meatwad: Paper, covers rock. This is my room. The end.
Master Shake: No! Best of three. 1-2-3.
Frylock: Oh, snap! He got you again.
Meatwad: Oh, damn, rock crushes scissors. I call the room.
Master Shake: Oh yeah? Well-well bullet enters brain!

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Meatwad: Hey, where are you goin'? This is fun. Let's go best of 5.
Master Shake: 1-2-3. Well, what in the hell is that?
Meatwad: This here is a hurricane. And hurricane smashes beach condo complex.
Master Shake: No, no, no that's not what this is. This is a time-share that is more towards town.
Meatwad: Hurricane beats all housing or apartments. This sucker is a Cat 6. So it hit the beach, moved inland and destroyed your town.
Master Shake: Dammit-- How did you know I was going to pull beach condo complex?
Meatwad: 'Cause you're predictable.

Master Shake: Fine. You win. The bathroom is yours. We were doing that for the bathroom. There you go!
Frylock: Shake, you need to learn how to play fair, man. You don't get anywhere in life by cheating.
Master Shake: Well you haven't gotten anywhere in life either. So what does that say? Take it back, you stinkin' butt hole. Wait, what are you doing?
Frylock: Fill it with spiders.
Master Shake: No!
Frylock: See, now I'm playing fair, Shake! Look-- I'm getting ahead in life!
Master Shake: No, no! Hey guys I found my spiders!
Frylock: (Doorbell) Rabbot!
Rabbot: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Saturday Sunday.
Meatwad: What's this?
Frylock: It's a bottle of Pinot Grig. There's a card here too. Welcome to the neighborhood. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Meatwad: What was a wonderful gesture!
Frylock: (Rabbot destroys the house) Oh! Oh, whoa!
Meatwad: That's a bad gesture.

Scooly D: Damn--I don't understand a damn thang ya'll doin'.

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Master Shake: I know you guys aren't, but I'm actually kinda glad he came along. I was about to black out.
Meatwad: When it gonna magically form back into a house again?
Master Shake: Yeah, you remember that place we use to live? It use to do that all the time.
Frylock: I keep waiting. It ain't happening.
Meatwad: Where the hell we gonna live?
Frylock: Alright! Check it out ya'll.
Meatwad: Yeaah! Our new home!
Master Shake: Someday we'll have little children who will vedge' right in front the TV just like us, and they will work a job to bring home money so that I may live in a style to which I am accustomed! Meatwad, fetch the fertility drugs.

Scooly D: Looks like the Aqua Teens are back in the house! And Schooly D is back on the mic! It's been so long since I left you, but I was in jail wit my nephew. I needed that bail so I kept you. I bet you thought I let you take my name, my game and makin' that money my thang. You got to understand that Frylock is the man! Yes, yes ya'll. To the beat ya'll... I got a call from Vishal! Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Schooly D, I'm back of course.