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Episode 74 - Hoppy Bunny

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TV Guy: Oh, oh! That was smokin'! That was on fire! That really burned down the town, man! Hey, you too! You could learn the secrets of recorder, man! Every vagina on Earth will be yours!
Carl: Yeah, that's right.
TV Guy: Included in your kit is a recorder, instructional DVD, banana nut massage oil man, and you get five pages of sheet music. Play all your favorite soft rock hits; get you some...tonight!
Carl: Oh yeah, tonight!

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Meatwad: You got a package here, Carl!
Frylock: Yeah, Carl, it's true. You got a package out here.
Master Shake: If I can open it and play with whatever is in it, please stay quiet. ..Thank you!
Carl: Gimme that!
Meatwad: What did you get Carl? You get you a hot dog?
Carl: Yeah, I ordered a hot dog...through the mail.
Meatwad: Well hot dang diggity. You gonna give me some?
Carl: Oh yeah, I'll give you the whole thing. When it comes out the other end.

Meatwad: He said he gon' gimme some hot dog.
Master Shake: Which you will split with me after I determine which half is bigger, for you have been known to rook me!
Frylock: That wasn't a hotdog.
Master Shake: I shook it; only processed meat makes that sound! (Farts)
Meatwad: Meat make this sound too.
Frylock: Oh no, Meatwad! No you didn't!
Meatwad: That was a little one... hang on. (continues farting) Oh yeah!
Frylock: Damn!
Master Shake: Jesus! Lookit that! The stoop melted!

TV Guy: Alright, you bought the kit... cool. Now, first things first - rip those pants off like an ape. Alright, you conquered step one. Step two - put the recorder to your lips, man, put 'em in there like this. That's where the brains are, man. You gotta think to play recorder.
Carl: Wait a minute... No-no-no..
TV Guy: Relax guy, those are just wires. Let 'em do their thing, man. They're not hasslin' you right? This is America - home of the eagle! Okay, step four - you should not have bought this recorder. The recorder is not for everyone. You might have a pre-existing condition, or it's like you're allergic to recorders. I'm serious man, you are stupid.
Hoppy Bunny: Put this on and play. Play for me!

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Frylock: You have lost a kidney, move back three spaces.
Master Shake: You get that card every time!
Frylock: Damn! Okay, your roll.
Master Shake: I love family night.

Frylock: (Hears music) What is that?
Master Shake: Some girl beggin' for my body!
Frylock: That's not a woman, how can you even tell it's a woman? It sounds like a... flute, or somethin'.
Master Shake: Well, I only date women.
Frylock: Yeah, right. But what's your point?
Master Shake: I never had one... and that drives you crazy, doesn't it?
Frylock: (sees Carl dancing) Huh. That's kinda weird.
Meatwad: Yeah, that is weird. I'm gonna go join him!
Master Shake: Dammit! Carl ordered that kit. He's gonna score more than I do and I've been saving up for that! There's only one of them in existence...probably.

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Frylock: Uh, Carl.. who's your friend?
Carl: Help... me...
Hoppy Bunny: Please! Do not speak to the musician. I am Hoppy Bunny, and he is here to entertain.
Carl: Help... me...
Frylock: What's that Carl?
Carl: Help... me...
Frylock: I can't make that out. Carl what are you saying?
Carl: Help... me...
Meatwad: That's right, help him out y'all. Put your hands together and let him know you love the music. When I say "uh" y'all go "oh yeah". Ready? We do a practice run, ready? UH.. UH.. UH.. You're not doin' it. C'mon, do it. UH! Where you goin'? UH! You goin' inside, don't close the door. UH!

Panda: Where's the bathroom?! Where's the bathroom?! Where's the bathroom?!
Frylock: We don't have a bathroom!
Panda: Doesn't matter, doesn't matter. Nevermind!
Frylock: Shake, what the hell are all these people doing dressed like animals on the lawn?!?!
Master Shake: I dunno. They paid me to park, not friggin' loiter.
Frylock: Park?
Master Shake: Yes, park. It's english - it means to put your car at rest at a public or private area.
Frylock: And how much did you charge?
Master Shake: For parking or for cigarettes?
Frylock: Cigarettes? You sold them my cigarettes?
Master Shake: What? You said you quit!
Frylock: Look, I'm dealing with a lot of bulls**t right now at work, okay? And I kinda need it to get me through this hump!
Master Shake: Buddy, I know what you mean. I'm runnin' a parkin' business in our house and let me tell you, it's damn stressful!
Frylock: What do you mean "in" our house?
Master Shake: No, not that house, in your room! Or as it is now known, level C4 - promenade!
Frylock: Dammit!

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Meatwad: Everybody in the house say "UH"!
Furries: UH!
Meatwad: UH UH!
Furries: OH YEAH!
Meatwad: UH UH... UH UH!
Furries: UH UH... UH UH... OH YEAH!
Frylock: Meatwad, I don't think you need to be hangin' out with these... furry people. You need to go inside.
Meatwad: But if I go inside now I can't be goin' "uh" and everybody go "oh yeah".
Furries: OH YEAH!
Meatwad: That one didn't count, y'all... now I'm doin' it - UH!
Furries: UH!

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Frylock: You need to get the hell off me!
Meatwad: Yeah, don't be huggin' that unicorn. He gets, like, inappropriate and that wet spot keeps growin' on him, man. You a newbie, I'd start out with the frog or the bumblebee or the tadpole... y'know, work your way up to the unicorn.
Frylock: Okay, okay, and where the hell is Hoppy Bunny?!
Meatwad: Oh, he's in the pleasure chamber. He is not to be disturbed.
Frylock: Pleasure chamber?! Well I'll tell you what he's about to be VERY disturbed!

Hoppy Bunny: Well, Just clamp the main artery and I'll be there as soon as I can! (Phone) Look, it's standard brain replacement surgery, I do them in my sleep! (Phone) What do you mean 'what am I doing'?! I'm getting my groove on! I have a life outside of brain surgery, that's just what I do for a living! It doesn't define me. It doesn't make me a bad surgeon. (Phone) Oh but furry bunny hands make me a bad surgeon?! It may be weird to you but it is my religion! Oh..shi.. (beep)
Hoppy Bunny: What the hell do you want.. nt?
Frylock: What have you done to Carl?
Hoppy Bunny: We've unleashed him! You know you want a piece!
Frylock: A piece? A piece of what?!?!
Hoppy Bunny: A piece of the animal! The wires go all the way into his body. It controls him! He'll die without it!
Frylock: Get that thing outta him!
Hoppy Bunny: Noooo.

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Frylock: Carl.. Carl, stand still. Carl, please stop prancin' around! Carl, stand still!
Meatwad: UH!
Furries: OH YEAH!
Frylock: Don't dance on that.. get away from that.. MEATWAD!
Meatwad: Stand outta his way.
Furries: OH YEAH!
Frylock: This is a delicate procedure here, I'm tryin' to x-ray Carl. Will you please stop with the "uh" and the "oh yeah"?!?!
Meatwad: UH! It's a delicate procedure.
Furries: OH YEAH!
Frylock: Look, I need it quiet in here - JUST TAKE 'EM DOWN THE HALL!
Meatwad: Alright, alright, alright. Let's go down the hall... uh.
Furries: OH YEAH!

Master Shake: What's goin' on?
Frylock: Shake!
Master Shake: Dynomite!! I love that.
Frylock: Look at this, Shake! It appears that the recorder has fused with every organ in his body!
Carl: Oh, ya think?!
Frylock: It seems to be controlling his every action.
Master Shake: I can cure him.. with my healing stick!
Carl: NO!
Frylock: Put that away!
Master Shake: You know I'm a gangsta, G. You just won't admit it, 'cause Styrone won't let you into the club. You gotta have icewater in your veins to kill.
Carl: Follow me! Follow me!
Frylock: Wait a minute, Shake, Shake, wait. He's trying to tell us something.

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Carl: Run over me.
Master Shake: You're happy that the city repaved the roads?
Frylock: No, no, it's not that.
Carl: Get a car, run over me.
Frylock: He wants a car to come... He's trying to kill himself.
Master Shake: Nah, nah nah. He's happy with the repaving! It's a brand new road!

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Frylock: Carl, if that's what you want, let's do this quickly.
Master Shake: Do it! Do it!
Carl: Do it!
Frylock: (Click) Huh, it's not loaded.
Master Shake: Let me see! I could've been killed in that liquor store!
Frylock: What liquor store?!
Master Shake: Ssh. Yes, uhh, leaving a message for Styrone. Uhh, the gun you sold me? No bullets in it. Is this your idea of kickin' it real? Huh? 'Cause it's not very real to me! You better text me dawg and explain this! He's usually good about gettin' right back to ya.
Frylock: Look..
Master Shake: He's probably gonna call back right now.

Frylock: I do not have time for this, Shake!
Master Shake: Well please tell me what you do have time for!

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Frylock: Oh yeah man. Oh yeah, that's the spot.
Master Shake: There are stress knots all over here!
Frylock: Oh yeah, that feels good. Oh yeah, yeah. Right there. I shouldn't get so worked up about everything, ya know?
Master Shake: I know. You can't be there every time Carl makes a bad decision. You've got to live your own life.
Frylock: I know, I know. But its just... he's so stupid, ya know? (Noises) Oh, that was Carl.
Master Shake: No, no, no. We're talkin' about you right now! ...and the jewel! The jewel is mine! (with Frylock's back jewel, rising into the air) I have the power of a thousand suns!

(Later, in a pawn shop)
Master Shake: I'll go twenty on this.
Clerk: 12. Thats the best I can do.
Master Shake: Alright How about 20?
Clerk: How about 12?
Master Shake: Killin' me here. Alright, tell you what? I'll go 20.
Clerk: Tell you what? I'll go 12.
Master Shake: How about that boom box back there??
Clerk: Thats an AM transistor radio.
Master Shake: But it will play cassettes right? And the MP3s?
Clerk: I don't know. Yeah it does.
Master Shake: You throw that in?
Clerk: Ok. Sure.
Master Shake: YES!!! You got a deal.. SUCKER!

Master Shake: I can finally start my DJ business!
Frylock: I think my back is ineffective.
Master Shake: Oh, it's always about you! Well I am working weddings now, and I am extremely motivated.
Meatwad: Well what about Carl, y'all?
Master Shake: I almost forgot! His tape collection--get it!
Clerk: (Flying in with Frylock's Jewel) Hey, check it out, I've got the power of a thousand suns!