Episode 70 - Robots Everywhere Click on the filename above the transcription to download the clip. Enjoy! robotseverywhere1.mp3 Carl: So, very roomy over here. You know, you got the vaulted...well, it's not vaulted ceilings, but you could do that if you wanted to. You know, put your flat screen TV there if you can afford one of them. Uh, you know, I can so, uh, you know don't judge me. But, uh, bars on the windows cause, you know, we get so much homeless traffic through here. It's uh...(gun shot) they'll see that plasma screen and they'll break down the wall like a bunch of zombies. And, uh, don't ever go into the attic. I just nail that door shut. You don't wanna see what's up there. robotseverywhere2.mp3 Carl: Uh, they ain't got no bathroom here, but they go a hole in the plywood that goes all the way down to the crawlspace, and there's plenty of room down there. Uh, they got this old pizza there to block off the aroma. Your wife's pretty hot man. How much do you make a year? Man: You have some manners. robotseverywhere3.mp3 Lady: I don't really feel safe here... I think it's perfect! Man: You think it's perfect? I think it's perfecter! Check out that hole in the floor! Lady: It's so old world! robotseverywhere4.mp3 Carl: Alright, well, uh... gas. That's right, gas leaking in the house. Robot Wife: Gas is out favorite flavor! Robot husband: Yeah, that works for us. Yeah, gas is an aphrodisiac for us. Robot wife: It turns us on sexually! Robot kid: Yay, da! Robot husband: Yeah, this is a match; this works for us. Carl: Well, you know... two people were murdered here! Robot husband: Yeah, we killed them. robotseverywhere5.mp3 Carl: Nah, they left during the middle of the night. Marcula: Because I had demons drag them off into the night. I'm not going to fix a gas leak for them. Now, at this very moment, they are being cocooned by military spiders in a cave in the Mojave Desert. That's what I do to a-holes! robotseverywhere6.mp3 Robot husband: Carl! Carl: (screams) Robot husband: We can't sleep. Robot Wife: Can you? Carl: Get out of my friggin house! Robot husband: No, I want some water. Robot wife: Yes, we all want water. Robot kids: Yay! Water! Carl: Alright, fine! Get some in the bathroom, and then get out of here! Robot husband: Robots don't drink water, use your brain! robotseverywhere7.mp3 Robot husband: Yeah, I need some water. Robot wife: Yes, I'm completely parched! Robot husband: Yeah, we all crave water! Robot kids: Yay! Water! Carl: But I thought you robots don't drink water? Robot husband: No, but sometimes we do. We, uh... that was the, you know there's a hole in the uhm... dammit, he passed! robotseverywhere8.mp3 Carl: (dials number) Come one, pick up, man. Pick up, pick up, pick up. Frylock: (answering machine) Hi, this is Frylock. I'm not able to answer your call right now because I'm currently being cocooned by military spiders in a cave in the Mojave Desert. At the sound of the tone... Master Shake: (answering machine) At the sound of the tone? Wouldn't it just be "at the tone"? Frylock: (answering machine) Shut up, Shake. I like to be thorough, ok? Carl: (hangs up) Dammit, dammit! robotseverywhere9.mp3 Robot husband: Ring this bell when the flies come. Robot wife: Ring this bell when the flies come! Carl: Ok. Is this, uh, is this a test? Robot husband: Yeah, it's a test, sure. See you in one hour! Carl: Ok, I got a bee, does a bee count? Hey, hey! Robot husband: No, no. Only flies. Robot wife: Only flies! Robot husband: We have had legendary arguments with flies! Carl: (ringing bell) Hey, look! Insects! I did good, right? Robot husband: Yeah, again, not flies. Why didn't you call flies like I asked? Carl: Well you didn't tell me to call the friggin... Robot husband: Yeah, I did. That's why we gave you the bell. Carl: Alright, lets be clear about this. You told me to use the bell when the flies showed up, not to use the bell to call the flies! Robot Husband: Silly human! See? (rings bell and nothing happens) I'm pretty sure the flies are on their way! robotseverywhere10.mp3 Carl: Count the bullets. Robot husband: Well, we're not good at math. (gun shooting) (shooting stops) Robot husband: 15,943. Do more! More! They are like vitamins to us! Carl: Yeah. (Shooting continues) Recent Updates Multiple Meat Sounds Rabbot Redux Sounds One Hundred Frames Bible Fruit Sounds The Marines Sounds Dummy Love Sounds Larry Miller Hair System Frames Kangarilla Frames Multiple Meat Frames Juggalo Frames