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antenna1.mp3 Master Shake: So the bum said "I ate it off the sidewalk with my balls!" I kid ya. I love all people. Hey, you wanna know what a walrus and Tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal.
antenna2.mp3 Master Shake: (on phone) Listen. Let me speak to a supervisor. Because you were very rude to me! I will fly directly to India tonight and I will see your face in my face! Meatwad: The TV ain't workin. Master Shake: (still on phone) What? What's your name? What is your name?! Give me your name! Meatwad: Hey, who you talking to? Master Shake: I am about to find out. (back on phone) Yes, can...Hung up.
antenna3.mp3 Meatwad: Roid-away, apply directly to the roid. Roid-away, apply directly to the roid. Master Shake: Apply directly to the roid. Meatwad: That's a good show. Master Shake: Yeah, that was good.
antenna4.mp3 Master Shake: It's the Indians and their barbaric ways. Yogurt runs down their faces and boobs flapping around. Hey, you ever hear of a bra? I've seen one.
antenna5.mp3 Carl: Hey! Get off of the tower! Frylock: No! Carl: Uh, he won't come down. Alien 1: then we shal tell him in our own little way. Send voice-over artist George Lowe. Alien 2: Yes! George Lowe!
antenna6.mp3 George Lowe: What's up, Frymlom? Frylock: Who are you? George Lowe: Captain Beefy, Georm Loam. Hail geebonia forever. Frylock: So, what do you... George Lowe: God bless you and all you do for television, Frylock. You know, our children are learning from you. Frylock: So you... George Lowe: You look tasty and heavily salted. Frylock: OK, look... George Lowe: My ex-girlfriend was salty. Frylock: Can I stop you for a second, OK? George Lowe: Another joke for another time.
antenna7.mp3 George Lowe: The Yorlok. Frylock: George, Please. George Lowe: Hold on a second. I wanna try and give you some Mason Adams here. Yorlok... Frylock: George? George Lowe: It keeps your food fresher longer. Frylock: Earth to George. George Lowe: A product of Ching Dowdy Dodo industries. Frylock: George! Why you? George Lowe: I was avaliable. They couldn't afford LaFontaine.
antenna8.mp3 Meatwad: 20 dollars for an autograph? You are out of your mind. George Lowe: Daddy gets 25 for a sketch. Meatwad: From who? 'Cause, shoot boy. For that much it ought to come with a hand-job or something. George Lowe: Oh, it does.
antenna9.mp3 Frylock: Shake, it's a trick! They used me to get to you. They want you to entertain them forever. Yeah, I told them it was a pretty good idea, so I helped them. Master Shake: Where the hell are you going? Frylock: Oh... I was acting. You know. Like on TV. Master Shake: That was pretty good acting. Alien 1: Here are your 40 Yorloks. Use them wisely. Alien 2: On George Lowe's autograph. Alien 1: You can get two for that. Alien 2: Or a sketch and a hand job!
antenna10.mp3 George Lowe: We'll be right back with the Master Shake Show on every channel. Frylock: George? George Lowe: Global, worldwide, every channel. All the friggin' channels, all the friggin' time Frylock: George? George Lowe: Same little cup yapping away. Frylock: George! Please!
antenna11.mp3 Meatwad: What's a hand-job? 'Cause I'm about to get one!
