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Episode 63 - Grim Reaper Gutters

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Master Shake: I'm gonna do it. Yeah, you used to flinch when I did that.
Meatwad: Yeah.
Master Shake: You would jump!
Meatwad: Oh yeah.
Master Shake: Then I'd hit you with the arrow and you'd cry your little eyes out.
Meatwad: Yeah, that was fun.
Master Shake: Muahahah.

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Meatwad: I remember that one time you was in the bathroom.. with that magazine. 'Cept that we ain't got now bathroom, so you know.. And we all know what you was doin'!
Flashback
Frylock: I'll show ya stars! Take this!
Master Shake: Wait! What I'm doing in here is private!
Present Day
Master Shake: Oh man! Back then I was so self-conscious about my body. You know, Frylock wanted to fix that hole but I said no. And now, I like it when people watch.
Meatwad: I still can't figure out what you're doing with yourself.

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Master Shake: So what's up with you? We don't ever talk anymore.
Meatwad: What is up with me? Well, I got me a leaf mulcher.
Master Shake: Really? That's interesting.
Meatwad: Yeah. And uh, you know it comes with the warranty and it's got three different.. ya know, settings on it.
Master Shake: Yeah, yeah.
Meatwad: I ain't got no money for gas, I spent pretty much all the money on the leaf mulcher.
Master Shake: Don't talk to me about gas..
Meatwad: So yeah, probably gonna have to sell the leaf mulcher.
Master Shake: Yeah..

Meatwad: Hey, remember when the core of the earth was meltin' and it started messin' with the gravitational pull, you know, and we was all, like, flyin' upward and I called the President and I says "The core is meltin', we gots to do something about it!"
Master Shake: Yeah.
Meatwad: You know, and he says "We're on it." You remember that?
Master Shake: Yeah, I remember it.
Meatwad: Yeah, me too.

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Master Shake: Hey, how about that time Playboy called me.
Meatwad: What boy?
Master Shake: The playboy! He wanted me to go party at his mansion house. Ya know, cause he had too many girls and not enough guys. Ya know, he called me! Remember?!
Flashback
Master Shake: No Jimmy. Sorry, I'm counselling a youth camp today. Yeah, I'm doing some stuff with my church. Thank you, though. Have a blessed day.

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Meatwad: Remember uh.. Remember that date I went on with Farrah Fawcett? And uh.. She said, "Let's get nude! Go to this hotel and like, do all this stuff! And she starts like playin' with me and she starts like huggin' on me. And I says, "No, no girl. My show is on." So she dropped me off.
Master Shake: You know, you and I? We've made a lot of sacrifices over the years. And if it wasn't for us, some people would not be where they are today. That sucked about Farrah Fawcett, by the way.

Frylock: Remember when I save both ya'll's asses?
Meatwad: Oh, right. When?
Master Shake: Name one time, once!

A compilation of Frylock saving Meatwad and Master Shake plays, the episodes include: Escape From Leprauchpolis, Super Squatter, PDA, Frat Aliens, Super Birthday Snake, The Clowning, Dusty Gozongas, Balloonstein, The Dressing, MC Pee Pants, The Cloning, Boost Mobile, Universal Re-Monster, Interfection, Super Hero, Rabbot, Mayhem Of The Mooninites, The Last One, Super Sirloin, Robositter, T-Shirt Of The Dead, Video Ouija, and Revenge Of The Trees.

Meatwad: Wow. You put the whole thing to rock music, huh?
Master Shake: That never happened! You clearly altered this.
Frylock: Oh, you think I did, huh?
Master Shake: Yes and I'm beginning to think that you moved me where you were.
Frylock: Oh, really?
Master Shake: I've seen you with that computer! That I-that I bought. Remember when I bought you that computer?
Flashback
Frylock: But this one is only $199, I mean, it has everything I need.
Master Shake: Oh, come on, this is the one. And it's only $3,099!
Frylock: We can't afford that!
Master Shake: You can't afford not to have this! Listen, I will afford it for you because I want you to have it, better than I had it.. right now!

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Flashback
Frylock: I don't know how we're gonna pay for this.
Master Shake: That's for me to worry about.
Present Day
Frylock: And remember when I got the bill?!
Master Shake: No I sure don't.
Flashback
Frylock: Where the hell is Shake?!
Meatwad: He says, "I'm moving to Mexico, 'til all this "bill" business chills out.
Present Day
Master Shake: I have never said that. I have never even said those words!
Meatwad: Oh really?
Flashback
Master Shake: I'm goin' to Mexico, until all this bill business chills out.
Present Day
Master Shake: You can't prove that I said that!
Meatwad: Oh yeah? Well, what do you think of this?
Videotape of Flashback
Master Shake: I'm goin' to Mexico, until all this bill business chills out.
Meatwad: I have hidden cameras everywhere.

Master Shake: Uh, FYI, I was in Jericho growing pasta for poor children. That's how much I think of myself! You couldn't get a dog to do that!

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Meatwad: Hey, you guys remember when I got my first pubic hair? In that restaurant?
Flashback
Meatwad: Hey, y'all! Check it out! Look what came with my wings!
Frylock: Ugh!!
Master Shake: Yeah!!
Frylock: Don't touch that!
Present Day
Meatwad: And I've been collecting them ever since. Here Frylock, I made you this. It's a shirt. 100% pubic!
Frylock: Ahhh... thanks.
Meatwad: I figured you to be a large, but I went extra large cause I know it's gonna shrink in the wash. That's right, I want you to wash this with the rest of your clothes.
Frylock: You know who would like that, Meatwad? Carl! Yeah, Carl would really appreciate that shirt.
Master Shake: How could you tell if he had it on?

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Meatwad: (Call's Carl) Carl!! What's up?!
Carl: Nothin'. Why you call me, here?
Meatwad: I made you a shirt, man.
Carl: Oh wow, how thoughtful. You know what? I made you a shirt, too, but see without the 'R' part! Get it? I made you a 'SHIRT'! Hahaha. Come get it before it sinks! (flushes) I had a lot of meat last night! Hahaha.

Meatwad: Heh, heh, ya'll, Carl's crazy.
Frylock: Hey, Carl, come on over and hang out. Just kickin' back in the crib, talkin' about the good old days, you know... There's fellowship, we got some tap water.. Got that all day.
Master Shake: And Tera Patrick!
Carl: No there's no way I'm comin' over.
Master Shake: Tera!
Carl: What is in it for me?
Frylock: You know.. You the man!
Master Shake: Tell him Tera Patrick's here.
Frylock: Oh, yeah, and Terry Patrick.
Master Shake: Tera!
Frylock: Oh, Tera! Tera Patrick.
Carl: Oh, yeah, what on your computer?
Frylock: No, Carl, in real life!
Carl: Oh, okay.
Frylock: She's right here!
Carl: The pornstar, right.
Frylock: Yeah, the pornstar, man!

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Carl: All right, smart guy. You got Tera Patrick over there? What's tattooed on her a ..well ya know, in her uterus?
Meatwad: Hey, what's tattooed on your uterus?
Tera: A unicorn making love to a Keebler elf
Carl: Tera? Is that you? Is that you Tera?!
Tera: I love to meet all my fans. Come over and party with me.
Carl: Oh man! I've seen all your pictorals! You are one of the most beautiful women in the world.. ya know, spread eagle.

Master Shake: Tera, give me the phone!
Carl: How'd you get her to come over there?!
Master Shake: We just called her. Ever hear of the telephone?
Carl: Look, okay, just keep her there, hang on, I gotta get some DVDs together for her to sign! I'm so excited!
Meatwad: You think he knows why we-we really want him to come over here?
Master Shake: He don't need to know nothin'.

Tera: Hey, guys, remember when me and you and Meatwad-
Master Shake: What, Tera? What?! Shut up! It just you're so mouthy! All I see is lips movin'! Stories that go nowhere! Will you please just keep eating your corndog!
Tera: I want to party with you.

Dan: Oh, hi.
Carl: Excuse me. Get out of my way.
Dan: My name's Dan from Grim Reaper Gutters. I won't leave untill I make a sale.
Carl: Yeah well, uh, my gutters are fine there, so, uh, get lost G.
Dan: Really? Are you sure?
Carl: Yeah, I'm lookin at them right now and they're there. So get lost. Tera!
Dan: Have you seen our clog free system? It safely routes roof runoff, leaves and debris away from the home while tastefuly accenting your roof line and soffits.
Carl: Look, man, I told you no! I don't know how many times I can say it!
Dan: Okay, but, you know, top soil can erode from every runoff.
Carl: Well, you know what, it's not even an issue cause I'm gonna pave my yard tomorrow, Okay?! Tera!
Dan: Well there's no need to do that.
Carl: Why is this door locked? Tera!
Dan: We can make an estimate and have our factory trained proffessionals take a look at it.
Carl: Hey! The door is locked! Let me in!! I said no!!
Dan: (Sighs) Okay. (Touches Carl and he dies)

Master Shake: Woah!
Meatwad: Oh, damn!
Master Shake: He killed Carl!
Frylock: Yeah, but did he leave?
Master Shake: No! Haven't you seen the commercial? They won't leave until they make a sale!
Dan: My name's Dan from Grim Reaper Gutters, I won't leave until I make a sale. Have you seen your clog free system? It safely routes roof runoff, leaves and debris away from the home while tastefully accenting your roof line and soffits.
Master Shake: Frylock, where are you going?
Frylock: I guess I'm gonna buy some G*ddamn gutters!

Frylock: Well he sold me the ultimate pre-emptive gutter. It incinerates all leaves off the trees before they even get to your roof. It also incinerates seeds before they can even become trees.
Master Shake: Wow.
Frylock: And this box carbonates and flavors your rain water not that you might wanna, you know, drink it.
Tera: Where's Dan? From Grim Reaper Gutters? I wanna party with him.
Master Shake: He says he's comin' back tomorrow, sell us a bridge in New York. Hahaha!
Meatwad: There ain't no bridges in New York.
Master Shake: That's the joke! Hahaha!
Meatwad: I says there ain't no bridges in New York! (Pulls out pistol and points it at them)
Frylock: Uh, Meatwad......where, uh.....where'd you find that?
Meatwad: What does that matter? None of that matters now.
Frylock: No! No! Wait-wait-wait-no!
Master Shake: No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!
(Meatwad shoots himself)