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b>Episode 62 - Global Grilling

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globalgrilling1.mp3

Meatwad: I ain't gonna sit around all day waitin' for you to make enough of this.
Master Shake: How much snot is this gonna take?!
Meatwad: It really all depends on how tall you want to make your mucus man.
Master Shake: I do want him tall.
Meatwad: Then keep on hackin', brotha. I'm seein' a lot of blood in there. Do we need to take five?
Master Shake: I'm cleaned out! My snots on empty, man!
Meatwad: Here, have one of these assortments of cheeses. Gouda, cheddar, provalone..
Master Shake: No, no no. This is not working. I need to be sick!
Meatwad: Lick that doorknob.
Master Shake: And lick it I shall.




globalgrilling2.mp3

Master Shake: Is that a George Foreman grill?
Frylock: No, George Washington.
Master Shake: Couldn't afford the real one, huh?
Frylock: Oh, and like you can?
Master Shake: Shut your..you shut your mouth!
Meatwad: Where's it plug in?
Frylock: It doesn't have to, see? Its made of wood.
Master Shake: Wow, wood..
Frylock: Okay see, you have to rub the wooden grates together to generate the heat. You have to do it really fast..and it takes a long time..it's environmentally friendly!
Master Shake: Yeah...major dick move right there...



globalgrilling3.mp3

Meatwad: Oh, yeah! We grillin' tonight!
Master Shake: Now here's what's different about this, my friends. It uses actual pieces of the sun combined with some radioactive viles from Chernobyl, and I know this is interesting also to the ladies out there.. It uses it to heat burgers, steaks, chicken... no problem! And best of all, it's not even supposed to be inside this country!




globalgrilling4.mp3

Carl: Yeah, I'll eat it. Give it to me.
Master Shake: Carl! What in the hell are you doing on our property again?
Carl: Oh, I just came to see why my doorknob's covered with snot. Then I saw you, and I connected the two.
Meatwad: Hey Carl, how do you like your tube steak?
Carl: Oh, I like to park it in some whore! Yeahh!!
Meatwad: ...okay, lemme see if I got one of them.
Carl: Ahhh, you set me up on that, it was too easy.




globalgrilling5.mp3

Carl: You grillin?
Master Shake: No, I'm curing cancer. Yes, we're grilling.
Carl: Wow, damn. ..puttin' out some BTU's. I think those...are those clouds on fire?
Master Shake: Oh you noticed that! Don't worry sir, it's just the flavor beam, doing its zesty magic!
Carl: You smell burnin' hair?




globalgrilling6.mp3

Master Shake: Dammit! Who took my sunblock?! SPF 60 for fair skin?!
Frylock: There ain't enough SPF in the world to protect you from this.
Meatwad: We got all that cream cheese we won at the fair. Can you tan through that?
Master Shake: It's worth a shot..
Meatwad: And it may be the only shot we have.
Frylock: Or we could just shut the *&%$ grill off!




globalgrilling7.mp3

Master Shake: Feel that cool water... So soothing!
Meatwad: Feel that polar bear.. up here.. chewing on my head.
Frylock: Oh my God! This is a melted polar cap!
Master Shake: No, polar caps are traditionally cold. And this is..this is startin' to get hot!
Frylock: We've got to get to that grill!




globalgrilling8.mp3

Carl: No, no no!! My father's amateur porno! I love you Dad! And all those money shots!




globalgrilling9.mp3

Meatwad: Y'all suck. I wish superman was here. I'd say, "Hey Superman! You mow the lawn while you here?" And he'd be like, "Yeah, I'm Superman. I know how to work the mower.




globalgrilling10.mp3

Master Shake: Carl, don't you give up on me! I need you to lick this toilet seat! Come on, it's our only hope!
Carl: No, I'm totally immune to them germs. I'm not spittin' up one more oyster. Today they got to deal with me, on my terms.
Meatwad: What is this dissension in the ranks? Someone refuses to blow?
Carl: No, I got somethin' you can blow all right.
Frylock: Carl, no!
Carl: Why is he the king?!
Master Shake: Because he is the smartest and best..looking. And his wisdom led us to this great utopia, isn't that right handsom master?
Meatwad: Yeah.. That is correct. Mucus minions, congest him at once!
Frylock: No Meatwad, please!
Carl: All right, I'll take two of ya. Let's go!




globalgrilling11.mp3

Master Shake: That's why you gotta eat your boogers. Before the mucuszoids take over! That's the message I'm spreading to America. Our future's at stake! And its in your nose! You must eat your boogers America...for the sake of your grandchildren's lives!












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