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Episode 61 - Party All the Time

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partyallthetime1.mp3

Master Shake: God! Look at him rip! His fingers go from here to China, man. It's like the skeletal boardwalk to cross the ocean!

TV: Now you try.
Master Shake: Whoa. hold on. I got to get plugged in. Hey, where's the plug-in part? Back from the beginning, please. (Tape rewinds and plays again) ..rewind again. (And again) Damn it! I'm so close. Take it back one more time. You missed the first half of the first note.
TV: You're a dick.
Master Shake: yeah! this is how you do it. Waaa!!
Frylock: Can you all keep it down, please?
Master Shake: Shut up, and listen to the wail of my banshee fingers.

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Meatwad: What're you makin'?
Frylock: A time machine.
Meatwad: That's dumb.
Frylock: Really?
Meatwad: Yes.
Frylock: Well Mr. Smarty Pants, have you ever gone back in time?
Meatwad: I farted my way out of an elevator.
Frylock: That's not the same thing.

Meatwad: What's that thing on your face?
Frylock: Huh? Oh, probably a zit or something.
Meatwad: Well, look, I'm no doctor, but that right there looks like uh, melanoma.
Frylock: Well, it does kind of--
Meatwad: Beef bologna.
Frylock: Will you get out of here?!
Master Shake: Damn it! I'm hitting the notes. You know, it's the guitar.
Meatwad: Give me that. (Plays guitar) No. No, this action is good. I think the problem is your hands. You've got them baby hands.

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Master Shake: This..is totally gonna work.
Meatwad: Okay, I'm inside and I got the doors and windows closed. Go on and do it.
Master Shake: Roger that.
Meatwad: How's that feel?
Master Shake: I can feel it getting bigger.
Meatwad: They look like they're getting you in the eyeballs, too.
Master Shake: Well I know that! If I rip any solos with my eyeballs I'm gonna need the bees venom to enlarge them. Ya know, otherwise I get on stage and look like a big asshole, and I am not that!

Frylock: Shake! shake! Are you all right?
Master Shake: I've never been better. Whoa, what's up with that face, man?
Frylock: Nothing. what do you mean?
Master Shake: You tried to cover it up with makeup like a girl.
Frylock: Can you tell? really?
Master Shake: Yeah, you looks like kkckhsh.

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Meatwad: You oughta get that thing checked out. Every year I get me a physical.
Frylock: Oh really? And who's your doctor?
Meatwad: Doctor John. Olivia Newton John. I get physical, physical.. on your face boy, on your face.
Master Shake: Please! Look, he's just playin' around, but I'm serious. You will soon be paying to see me in a concert!

Doctor: I'm going to be honest with you, I don't like the look of this at all.
Frylock: So it's not an ingrown hair?
Doctor: Oh, no, no. It's irregular which means some sort of sun damage probably.
Frylock: Really?
Doctor: We'll biopsy it and have some results for you within the week.
Frylock: I mean, it's probably nothing, right?
Doctor: Well, let's uh, let's hope not.

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Master Shake: Magazine war!
Meatwad: Better Homes and Gardens One! Fire!
Master Shake: Eat my Redbook!
Meatwad: Better Homes and Gardens Two!
Master Shake: Hey! There he is!
Meatwad: There's the man!
Master Shake: This guy's got the biggest genital warts I've ever seen in my life!
Frylock: Shake, will you stop it Shake, I am not in the mood for this okay?!

Frylock: That's it. Now, who wants to make history and go back in time?
Master Shake: Yeah. we're busy.
Meatwad: Eat it.
Master Shake: You eat it.
Frylock: You can meet President Lincoln.
Master Shake: Lincoln is dead.
Meatwad: I'll eat it, if you eat it.
Master Shake: All right, deal. Wait a minute. How are you going to eat it after I eat it?
Meatwad: Look, you eat it. Then I'll go back in time to before the time when you eat it. Then I eat it.
Master Shake: Okay.
Frylock: Hello? Oh, oh, hey, doc. Really?
Master Shake: It's stuck in the back of my throat.
Frylock: well, okay, it can be cut out, right? Additional treatment? Uh-huh. Chemotherapy. Okay. Thank you.

partyallthetime6.mp3

Meatwad: What'd your doctor say?
Frylock: He says I have cancer.
Meatwad: Well did you.. you tell him that you don't?
Frylock: Meatwad, I'm afraid it doesn't work that way. ...What's uh... What's wrong with him?
Meatwad: He's dead. Dumbass ate a scorpion.

Frylock: So when will you find out about the blood test?
Doctor: It won't be for another week, but you're looking good. You're looking good.
Frylock: Yeah. yeah. uh-huh. Thanks.
Doctor: Stay strong, ok? We'll see you on Tuesday.

Master Shake: He's coming! he's coming! Turn off the lights!
Meatwad: We didn't pay no electric bill.
Master Shake: Perfect. Shh. Shh. Quiet.
Master Shake: Surprise!
Meatwad: Surprise!
(Andrew W.K. Party song comes on)
Master Shake: All right! Andrew W.K. Live in our living room.

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Carl: Oh God. He looks like he's dead already.
Frylock: Thanks, Carl. Appreciate that.
Master Shake: I think the problem was the song. You got any other uh.. ya know uh.. happier songs about partyin'?

Master Shake: Hey! let's party! Let's have a party tonight!
Frylock: Will you get out of here? (Coughs) Look, my doctor says I need to get as much rest as possible, okay?
Master Shake: Yeah. hey. Get the funk outta here! And I am now leaving as well.
Meatwad: What are we gonna do if--What if Frylock dies?
Master Shake: Don't say that. Don't you ever say that. Don't you understand? He's in this all by himself. He needs for us to be strong for him. And we need him to know that we are going to be right by his side through this till the end.
Meatwad: I just don't know what I would do.
Master Shake: Come here. he'll be fine. He's going to be fine.
Carl: He always did so much for me. I can't be here right now.
Master Shake: Wait. I have an idea.

Master Shake: Gentlemen, we have a time machine, and this is the key to Frylock's health. We can break it apart, light it on fire, and smoke the cancer out.
Meatwad: But don't smoking, like, cause cancer?
Master Shake: That has never been proven.
Frylock: Do whatever the hell you want. I don't care.
Master Shake: Frylock, you-you come back. I must cure you.

Master Shake: Dammit!
Frylock: Guys, I'm not supposed to be out in the sun.
Master Shake: I know buddy, but ehh.. Well I could--I mean, I could blow up the sun. That's it! I will blow up the sun! Where ya goin'?!

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Frylock: (coughs) I really appreciate you lettin' me stay here for awhile, Carl.
Carl: Yeah, no problem. Anything, really. When... how long did they.. did they say you had?
Frylock: They don't know. I'm supposed to..supposed to meet with my doctor today.
Carl: Sometime this month you think? Or ah...
Frylock: I don't know Carl.
Carl: Probably so, definitely probably not this week. Just ballpark it for me.
Frylock: I don't know!

Carl: You're not like uh, wiping cancer all over my couch, right?
Frylock: You know, you really don't have to wear that.
Carl: Ahh, I know that. I figure you know, I got house guests so uh, good idea to keep the pants on. Don't want to embarass you 'cause I got that big uh, baby arm clutchin' an apple! Heheheh! Hangin' low! Hehehe! Kilbossa sausage! Heheheh! Okay, comedy doesn't work today.

Master Shake: Hey! Time to destroy the sun, right now buddy, and it's all for you baby! FRYLOCK FOREVER! Light it up, Meatwad!
Meatwad: I already done it, like 5 minutes ago.
Master Shake: Wait! I need my goggles! I need my UV ray gogg- (the rocket explodes)

Doctor: Well, uhh, we got your bloodwork back.
Frylock: And?
Doctor: No uh, no apparent traces of cancer in the lymph nodes.
Frylock: Oh, God, thank you! You have no idea how great that is to hear!
Doctor: But, uh, listen. Aliens.
Frylock: What?
Doctor: Yeah, the aliens are coming. For us, you and I. That's why we must merge as one, together to defeat them, and their lasers.. (Dream sequence ends) Hello? Mr. Lock? Well, we got your bloodwork back.
Frylock: And?
Doctor: No uh, no apparent trace of cancer in the lymph nodes.
Frylock: Oh, God, thank you! You have no idea how great that is to hear!
Doctor: But, uh, listen. I want you to stay out of the sun, plenty of rest, and uh, I want you to schedule another visit for you in two months.
Frylock: All right, no problem.
Doctor: Yeah, we're not out of the woods yet. All right, then.

(Andrew W.K. plays over end credits)