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handbanana1.mp3 Master Shake: Have you seen what they're doing back there? Carl: What're you talking about? Back where? Master Shake: I'm telling! Carl: Telling on who...what? Master Shake: Meatwad and Frylock! They told me not to tell anyone, but I'm tellin you! Carl: Why, what're they doing?
handbanana2.mp3 Meatwad: It ain't working. I'm gonna break it. Frylock: Oh, you're supposed to add DNA. Meatwad: What's a DNA? Carl: It stands for "Do Not Enter My Pool..Assman" Master Shake: See? See what they're doing? I don't know even knows!
handbanana3.mp3 Frylock: Carl, do me a favor and spit in that pool. Carl: Oh, you mean MY pool? Meatwad: Oh, is this your pool? Carl: Yeah, it is. Meatwad: Can I go swimming? Carl: No, you may not. Master Shake: How about if I swim in it? Carl: No. Meatwad: Do you mind if we make a dog in it? Carl: Yeah, I do mind very much if that's cool. Master Shake: Yeah, he does mind. Frylock: You haven't been usin' it Carl: That's not the point! Master Shake: He's going to very soon! Carl: Just cause I haven't been using it doesn't mean like.. Here, turn it into a dog laboratory.
handbanana4.mp3 Frylock: So, whatcha gonna name him? Master Shake: Call him something cute like Mister something. Like Mister Balls! Or how bout a.. Ooo! Thunder Pussy! Meatwad: Shut up, I got a name. And it's...hand...banana. Come here, Handbanana. Come here boy. Master Shake: All those good ones and that's the one you take? Meatwad: You the sweetest best boy in the whole world. Yes you are. Carl: Yeah, I gotta admit, he is kinda cute.
handbanana5.mp3 Handbanana: Tonight...you... Carl: Heheh, what do you think he means? "Tonight, you" Like he's threatenin' me or somethin'. Master Shake: Who the hell are you talkin' to, tubs? Carl: Frickin' Handbanana over there. He said, "Tonight, you!" Heheh Master Shake: Come on, Carl. He's a dog.
handbanana6.mp3 Master Shake: Oh, great! Looks like our canine friend left a little present on my chair. Yep, someone delivered some baked goods. How did he know I love baked goods?! Look at these, they look delicious! Frylock: I don't know. Maybe he's a pastry chef.
handbanana7.mp3 Carl: What the hell? No, no, no, no, no.. Bad boy, bad boy. You live over there. Go..go back to the freaks. Handbanana: Who you callin' boy? My name is Handbanana. Carl: Wha.. You talkin' to me here or.. Handbanana: No, not anymore. (slams door) We're done talking. Carl: Hang on, let me bend over and pick this thing up. Handbanana, no!
handbanana8.mp3 Master Shake: He's a winner in my book. In fact, I'm gonna make a couple dogs tonight! Start a restaurant with 'em. Call it "Dogs". I'm gonna work on that name, too, cause that does not seem good to me.
handbanana9.mp3 Carl: He's not a boy anymore. He's a man...cause he just raped me! Handbanana: You think you could back that up? Carl: Listen to this guy...can back that up.. I got bruises to prove it! Handbanana: No, no. I mean that ass. Back it up.. Carl: You hear what he's sayin' here?!
handbanana10.mp3 Meatwad: You upsettin' Handbanana. Carl: Yeah, well you know he upset me pretty bad too. I don't know if I can sleep anymore. You ever been raped by a dog?! Meatwad: Huh-uh. Carl: See, I think that's what hell is like, you know. Constantly being raped by dogs. Frylock: Carl.. Carl: I mean, I don't know if I believe in God, but I think he must hate me! Frylock: Carl! Carl: Cause he allowed you to create a dog that constantly rapes me!
handbanana11.mp3 Carl: Oh man. That is a load off my mind. Knowing that rapist is gone. Man, feel good out here. Might just..get nude! Heheheh. Shine some sun where the sun don't shine, you know what I mean?! Heheheh ...long past the point of carin' on this.
handbanana12.mp3 Carl: See, you don't know what rape is like. For years, I thought it was funny. Oh yeah! Rape's so funny. Until you've been raped. You're about to find out what that's like, Handbanana Handbanana: Hey, let's think about this. Carl: Oh, we're done thinking. Cause see, everything I think, you're there. Haunting my dreams. Handbanana: Come on now, I can be good. Carl: No, see I don't think that you can.
handbanana13.mp3 Carl: Handbanana, I want you to meet The Enforcer. Spaghetti: I want my name to be Spaghetti. Carl: All right, Spaghetti. Whatever, I don't care. Just, you know, just do what I tell you. Spaghetti: What the hell are you lookin' at? Carl: I'm your father. I just made you. Spaghetti: I got your father right here! Heheheh. I got your daddy! Carl: All right, enough talkin' with the dogs here..
handbanana14.mp3 Spaghetti: I don't know.. I'm done with that. Somethin' about you though.. It just seems like we click or something. Feels comfortable. You know what I'm saying? Carl: Uh, well, yeah... I mean, I don't know about that.. I did create you from some of them weird hairs, you know, that grow out of the bottom of my feet.. Spaghetti: Wow, I got those too! You're like the only other person that I heard of that got those! Hey, we got a lot in common here. ...I'm gonna rape you! Carl: No, please! Spaghetti no!
