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Episode 59 - Dickesode

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dickesode1.mp3

Meatwad: Come on back..
Frylock: Step..there's a step..
Carl: I'm losing my grip here.. Where do you want it? Where do you want it?!
Frylock: Step down!
Meatwad: There!
Master Shake: Was that thing heavy?
Frylock: Dammit Shake! Did you have to order the Super-Size trough?!
Master Shake: Hydration is essential!




dickesode2.mp3

Meatwad: Hey y'all, look at this! Just rip it and win!
Frylock: Oh, what'd you win Meatwad?
Meatwad: Twenty cents off my next Wassabi fries! All right! You see, they fill the fries with wassabi sauce through a needle..
Frylock: I know Meatwad, I know. I saw the ad too.
Meatwad: And they good!
Frylock: I'm sure they're not..




dickesode3.mp3

Meatwad: See what you win, Carl.
Carl: Uhh. Tonight you will get your dick ripped off.. That doesn't sound right, does it? Here, read this..
Frylock: Tonight you will get your dick ripped off..
Carl: Is that a prize?




dickesode4.mp3

Commercial Guy: Just grab the bottom of the cup, rip it and win! Prizes include a new car, or a discount on Teriyaki fries. At Wong Burger, when it's right, it's Wong! ....some customers may get their dicks ripped off.
Carl: Right there! Right there, did you hear that?
Meatwad: Oh yeah, about them Teriyaki Fries?
Carl: No, no no no no. The last part, the low, fast part. Rewind, go back!
Meatwad: We ain't got no Tivo.
Master Shake: That was live, Carl.
Meatwad: But we can still go back through the power of imagination.
Master Shake: I like the way you're thinkin', go get the puppets.
Meatwad: Okay!




dickesode5.mp3

Meatwad: Just grab the bottom of the cup, rip it and win! Prizes include a new car, or a discount on Teriyaki fries. At Wong Burger, when it's right, it's Wong! ....some customers may get their dicks ripped off.
Carl: I frickin' knew he said that! I knew he said that!
Meatwad: What? About the Teriyaki Fries?




dickesode6.mp3

Frylock: I told y'all this closet is not to be opened! It is a horrible, horrible place in there.
Meatwad: Well, there's a knob there!
Frylock: Why do you think I put the sign there?! Did you think I was being cute?!




dickesode7.mp3

Master Shake: Ding dong, the dick is dead, Carl!!
Carl: I'm gonna go in, I'm in this cabinet.




dickesode8.mp3

Frylock: Carl, come on out.
Carl: Are they gone?
Frylock: Yeah, to your house. They're going to turn it inside out, Carl. Until he gets ahold of your dick.
Master Shake: Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.. Hey, hey! He's over here!
Frylock: Would you shut up!




dickesode9.mp3

Frylock: Apprently, Carl, when you bought that medium drink you entered a binding contract that enables them to rip off your dick.
Carl: Oh no..
Frylock: Yeah. And there's really nothing I can do about it.




dickesode10.mp3

Mr Wong Burger: Those dicks! Will you please.. somebody stack them better?!
Worker: The dicks won't hold together, Mr. Wong Burger!
Worker: We're gonna have to wrap these dicks with something. Maybe with a, a dick!
Mr Wong Burger: Are you telling me I don't know dick?! If anybody knows how to build a ship out of dicks it is me!
Workers: Yes, Mr Wong Burger.
Mr Wong Burger: Because I am King Dick!
Worker: We're missing a dick for the nose cone!
Mr Wong Burger: The dickship will never hold together! What's taking them so long?! He entered a binding legal contract the moment he took a sip!
Worker: You don't think they're...dickin' around over there do you?
Mr Wong Burger: I doubt it. They're professional dick hunters. They crave dick, as we all do.




dickesode11.mp3

Carl: Yeah, you're right. This was a very bad idea.
Master Shake: Hey Carlena! Wow!
Carl: Oh. I get it. You put me under, dress me like a woman, took pictures of me. Laughs on me right?
Frylock: Well, no Carl.. see.. You're not just dressed like a woman.
Carl: Do go on, please.
Frylock: Well it's pretty simple really. I removed your dick so no one will have no need to remove it.
Carl: So the giant blood stain is a.. what is that? Me having my period I guess? Heheh
Frylock: It could be. Or it could just be the spot where I snipped your dick off.
Meatwad: You takin' this pretty good, Carl. Kudos.




dickesode12.mp3

Carl: Think maybe I could have my dick back? Or wait, you know what? Maybe you should keep my dick. So you could a.. hump yourself!
Master Shake: Technically, that would not be doing yourself. For the record.




dickesode13.mp3

Meatwad: Hey Carl, look at there. You could still pick your dick outta the garbage.
Carl: Is that it? Is that mine? Of course it is, it's got that curve to the left.




dickesode14.mp3

Mr Wong Burger: What're you doing touching my dicks?
Frylock: You can't just run around ripping off people's dicks, to make a giant dickship.
Mr Wong Burger: I have an advanced degree in Dicknology!
Frylock: You're a madman, Wong Burger! This ship will never fly!
Mr Wong Burger: Well how else am I supposed to get home?!
Frylock: Call someone to pick you up!
Mr Wong Burger: I will...




dickesode15.mp3

Frylock: Hopefully the swelling in your chest should go down.. once the testosterone fully circulates around your body.
Carl: Ohh. What about my voice?
Frylock: Oh, I added a third testicle to speed up the process. I'll have to cut it out later. Otherwise you'll just go insane with rage.




dickesode16.mp3

Master Shake: While you guys were busy wastin', I found a perfectly good hot dog in the trash. Sittin' right on top of two soggy walnuts. Mmm. Still in the wrapper. I mean, there's hair on 'em, but hey a little brush off.. delicious. Mmm. This tastes like blood. Wow. This hot dog.. I think the bun is blood flavored. Mm. Yeah, definitely blood flavored.












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