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dickesode1.mp3 Meatwad: Come on back.. Frylock: Step..there's a step.. Carl: I'm losing my grip here.. Where do you want it? Where do you want it?! Frylock: Step down! Meatwad: There! Master Shake: Was that thing heavy? Frylock: Dammit Shake! Did you have to order the Super-Size trough?! Master Shake: Hydration is essential!
dickesode2.mp3 Meatwad: Hey y'all, look at this! Just rip it and win! Frylock: Oh, what'd you win Meatwad? Meatwad: Twenty cents off my next Wassabi fries! All right! You see, they fill the fries with wassabi sauce through a needle.. Frylock: I know Meatwad, I know. I saw the ad too. Meatwad: And they good! Frylock: I'm sure they're not..
dickesode3.mp3 Meatwad: See what you win, Carl. Carl: Uhh. Tonight you will get your dick ripped off.. That doesn't sound right, does it? Here, read this.. Frylock: Tonight you will get your dick ripped off.. Carl: Is that a prize?
dickesode4.mp3 Commercial Guy: Just grab the bottom of the cup, rip it and win! Prizes include a new car, or a discount on Teriyaki fries. At Wong Burger, when it's right, it's Wong! ....some customers may get their dicks ripped off. Carl: Right there! Right there, did you hear that? Meatwad: Oh yeah, about them Teriyaki Fries? Carl: No, no no no no. The last part, the low, fast part. Rewind, go back! Meatwad: We ain't got no Tivo. Master Shake: That was live, Carl. Meatwad: But we can still go back through the power of imagination. Master Shake: I like the way you're thinkin', go get the puppets. Meatwad: Okay!
dickesode5.mp3 Meatwad: Just grab the bottom of the cup, rip it and win! Prizes include a new car, or a discount on Teriyaki fries. At Wong Burger, when it's right, it's Wong! ....some customers may get their dicks ripped off. Carl: I frickin' knew he said that! I knew he said that! Meatwad: What? About the Teriyaki Fries?
dickesode6.mp3 Frylock: I told y'all this closet is not to be opened! It is a horrible, horrible place in there. Meatwad: Well, there's a knob there! Frylock: Why do you think I put the sign there?! Did you think I was being cute?!
dickesode7.mp3 Master Shake: Ding dong, the dick is dead, Carl!! Carl: I'm gonna go in, I'm in this cabinet.
dickesode8.mp3 Frylock: Carl, come on out. Carl: Are they gone? Frylock: Yeah, to your house. They're going to turn it inside out, Carl. Until he gets ahold of your dick. Master Shake: Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.. Hey, hey! He's over here! Frylock: Would you shut up!
dickesode9.mp3 Frylock: Apprently, Carl, when you bought that medium drink you entered a binding contract that enables them to rip off your dick. Carl: Oh no.. Frylock: Yeah. And there's really nothing I can do about it.
dickesode10.mp3 Mr Wong Burger: Those dicks! Will you please.. somebody stack them better?! Worker: The dicks won't hold together, Mr. Wong Burger! Worker: We're gonna have to wrap these dicks with something. Maybe with a, a dick! Mr Wong Burger: Are you telling me I don't know dick?! If anybody knows how to build a ship out of dicks it is me! Workers: Yes, Mr Wong Burger. Mr Wong Burger: Because I am King Dick! Worker: We're missing a dick for the nose cone! Mr Wong Burger: The dickship will never hold together! What's taking them so long?! He entered a binding legal contract the moment he took a sip! Worker: You don't think they're...dickin' around over there do you? Mr Wong Burger: I doubt it. They're professional dick hunters. They crave dick, as we all do.
dickesode11.mp3 Carl: Yeah, you're right. This was a very bad idea. Master Shake: Hey Carlena! Wow! Carl: Oh. I get it. You put me under, dress me like a woman, took pictures of me. Laughs on me right? Frylock: Well, no Carl.. see.. You're not just dressed like a woman. Carl: Do go on, please. Frylock: Well it's pretty simple really. I removed your dick so no one will have no need to remove it. Carl: So the giant blood stain is a.. what is that? Me having my period I guess? Heheh Frylock: It could be. Or it could just be the spot where I snipped your dick off. Meatwad: You takin' this pretty good, Carl. Kudos.
dickesode12.mp3 Carl: Think maybe I could have my dick back? Or wait, you know what? Maybe you should keep my dick. So you could a.. hump yourself! Master Shake: Technically, that would not be doing yourself. For the record.
dickesode13.mp3 Meatwad: Hey Carl, look at there. You could still pick your dick outta the garbage. Carl: Is that it? Is that mine? Of course it is, it's got that curve to the left.
dickesode14.mp3 Mr Wong Burger: What're you doing touching my dicks? Frylock: You can't just run around ripping off people's dicks, to make a giant dickship. Mr Wong Burger: I have an advanced degree in Dicknology! Frylock: You're a madman, Wong Burger! This ship will never fly! Mr Wong Burger: Well how else am I supposed to get home?! Frylock: Call someone to pick you up! Mr Wong Burger: I will...
dickesode15.mp3 Frylock: Hopefully the swelling in your chest should go down.. once the testosterone fully circulates around your body. Carl: Ohh. What about my voice? Frylock: Oh, I added a third testicle to speed up the process. I'll have to cut it out later. Otherwise you'll just go insane with rage.
dickesode16.mp3 Master Shake: While you guys were busy wastin', I found a perfectly good hot dog in the trash. Sittin' right on top of two soggy walnuts. Mmm. Still in the wrapper. I mean, there's hair on 'em, but hey a little brush off.. delicious. Mmm. This tastes like blood. Wow. This hot dog.. I think the bun is blood flavored. Mm. Yeah, definitely blood flavored.
