Carl: (on phone) No, I did it with a home equity loan. It's kinda risky, but uh, it's gonna be worth it, when I start rakin' in the p******g! Ha ha ha ha ha! OK, I love you too, Mom, I know you gotta go. Ten dollars? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa why are you coming at me with this ten dollars business? Alright, look. We'll talk about your food situation over the holidays. Right now I gotta cruise down the... What the f**k?! Hey! Master Shake: Hey, how are you? Carl: Where are my rims?
Ignignokt: We have your rims now, fat man! Err: Check it out! Ignignokt: Now we are on a quest for honies that are beyond fly! Err: We are gonna get so laid! Ignignokt: Err, please. Inuendo. Err: In your endo, man! Carl: Get down here! I'm gonna whoop your space-ass! Err: Well come on! Do it big man! You ain't got the nads...oh my God!
Master Shake: Do it, please. Meatwad: Roll that clip from Raydon, cause I wanna see that monster, boy! Master Shake: Excuse me just a moment. You wanna see a monster? Meatwad: Don't hit me, no! Master Shake: Here's your monster! Meatwad: No, stop it! Master Shake: Here kiss the monster in the face. Meatwad: No, don't! Please! Master Shake: You make me do this to you! Sorry about that, folks. Technical difficulties... Meatwad: Is that all you got?
Carl: Mind if I sit down? Do a few reps with ya? Frylock: You wanna take the broom out of your ass first, or? Carl: No, I like it there. I don't know why, but I do. Master Shake: Sure we couldn't talk you into a pair of shorts? Carl: He-hey! You found the missing piece! That's friggin' great! Frylock: Well, yeah. I'm having some trouble getting it in. Carl: Well, uh, let me see if I can help you with that. I'm good at getting stuff in. Ha ha ha, sucker! Oh, dammit!
Meatwad: When I was at that mall, the security guard took me down to the bathroom and said "This is how you don't touch people." and I says "What?", and... I shouldn't have said that, should I? Master Shake: Are you... are you serious? Meatwad: OK, let's roll that clip from "Meatwad, Disco Safari"
Err: How come we ain't got no fly honies yet, man? We circled that mall like... we circled it three times! Ignignokt: We circled a forest, Err. That's why squirrels are following us. Err: You said that was a mall! Ignignokt: I said that problably was the mall. Err: Well we should problably get a map! Ignignokt: Well maybe you should shut up from now on!
Carl: Hey there, happy man. Master Shake: Hey guy. You still got that broom up your butt from the film? Carl: Yeah, actually I do. You can't see it through the sweat pants there. Master Shake: Huh? Carl: Yeah, that's broom. Master Shake: Yeah, those are some crazy special effects, huh? Carl: No, no. I really did have it up my ass, and it's still there. Here, let me show ya. Master Shake: No, no. Carl: Oh, no. It's not trouble. I wanna do this. I want this to fail. Master Shake: Oh yeah, I can see it. Carl: See, uh I was able to trim off most of the brissels so I can sit without too much pressure on my head.
Carl: You guys keep it so cool in here all the time? Talk about hard nipples here. Frylock: Uh, Carl. You might need to take care of something before you put youre pants on. Carl: Oh, well that's why my neck is so friggin' stiff! Look, grab that other end and sorta just, uh... pull. Meatwad: I'm gonna do it fast! Carl: Very gently, very gently! Gently! Gently, gently! Ahhhhhhhh! Meatwad: Oh shut up, I know it hurts. Carl: OK. Wait wait, I don't understand. If you took it out, then, why is it still up here? Master Shake: Oh, we had some reshoots!
Master Shake: Baby, I wanna grow old together. Have babies. Baby! One, one baby. I hate kids, but I know you love em. I'll let you out of your box to feed it. Or maybe we could just cut some holes in the box. You read me, baby? Hey, come over here. Alright, now felate me as I eat this expensive ham.
Carl: Here where do you want it? The heart or the brain? Master Shake: Nah, De Niro would've shoved a broom up his ass. All I'd have to say was "Bobby, we are thinking of the guy's got a broom in his Boom, and it would've been done. Carl: Oh, I know, I know. Master Shake: You gotta know what it feels like up there, Carl: Where is your brain? Master Shake: Know what it's like to have it up your butt! Carl: How about I just blow your straw off? That would be funny. Master Shake: It's gotta be an extention of yourself before you can act it. Carl: It's time for your close-up (shoots Shake) Meatwad: How do you like me now?
