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boostmobile1.mp3 Meatwad: Oh, I'm sorry I didn't hear you. I was featherin'. Frylock: Featherin? Featherin' what?! Meatwad: My hair, boy. Frylock: You don't have hair! Meatwad: (cries) Frylock: Oh, don't cry don't cry. Okay stop Meatwad. You have hair. You have hair! Look, see look! Beautiful...brown...sticky wet hair. Meatwad: Oh thank you. Don't mess with it.
boostmobile2.mp3 Master Shake: You can be anywhere in the country.. with Boost Mobile. Meatwad: Hey. Does that include Jeffy's house? Cause that's where I want to spend the night tonight...with Jeffy. Master Shake: Hell is home for you! So Frylock...where you at dawg, huh?
boostmobile3.mp3 Frylock: What're you wearing? Master Shake: Bling blong baby. It represents my lifestyle and stratus as street-savvy irreverant youth who lives large, yet hunger for the next level in life. You know, Boost Mobile is the premium yoth foocus communication network and instant gateway to opportunities. That's the chirp! I gotta take this. Hey, where you at dawg?!
boostmobile4.mp3 Master Shake: Hey, check out Boost Mobile online! Phone: Shop online! Master Shake: It's got text messaging.. Phone: Text messaging! Master Shake: ...games... Phone: Yeah, we got games! Master Shake: ..and a molecular transporter! Phone: No- Shake, I don't remember a molecular transpo-- Master Shake: Yello, dawg. Oh it doesn't have that? Okay. But it still has text messaging, right? Write actual words, with a phone. Heh, heh.
boostmobile5.mp3 Master Shake: Come on dawg, you're into this. You're black. You sound black. Where are you from? Meatwad: Come on, y'all. When we goin' to Jeffy's house? Master Shake: Jeffy the garden hose? You know what? BING. I just killed Jeffy with my mind. (Meatwad cries)
boostmobile6.mp3 Master Shake: Josh! Yeah, yeah I know. Sorry for the mix up pal. I do, yes. I do like my balls. No, there is absolutely no need to hand them to me in front of the New York sales team. I--yes. You got it. Okay, buddy. You sound thinner, did you lose weight? Okay, thanks. Bye. ...shmuck.
boostmobile7.mp3 Master Shake: Heyy, just the guy I wanted to see. Carl, who's your cellular service provider, huh? Carl: Dude, what're you dancing about, here? You're poor. Master Shake: Come here, I want you to listen to something. (chirp) You hear the chirp? Isn't that clear? Carl: Isn't it clear that I'm gonna just completely f*** your ass up if you don't take three steps back? It's not is it? You just look at me. Look at him lookin' at me. Master Shake: But you can make and receive cellular calls with this. Give it to him. Phone: Where you at, dawg? Carl: I'm on my land. We're both in America which used to be a good country until they started letting people like you do whatever you want. Phone: Hey, dawg. Where you at?! Master Shake: See? Carl: See this. This line here? Line of death. You cross it, and your freedoms no longer exist. Okay? Have a good day.
boostmobile8.mp3 Meatwad: You know what I wanna do? Learn how to milk a cow. Frylock: Okay.
boostmobile9.mp3 Frylock: It's dead. No signal. Master Shake: Okay, but that was pretty fun, right? Don't look at me like that. I'll buy you anything you want. See this chain? I'm rich, bitch.
boostmobile10.mp3 Master Shake: Well, where you goin', dawg? Frylock: Well, I'm gonna roll..with my homies...on Lakeshore, yeah that's right. Master Shake: That's just where we were going! Frylock: And if we have some time, we might even... get some hos.. Meatwad: And snuggle with 'em, and give 'em a kissy kiss. Cause theys good girls, even though they hos.
boostmobile11.mp3 Meatwad: Can I help you, though? Axe: Uh, yeah. Are you the milkshake guy? Frylock: Uh, no. He's down there. Meatwad: Gettin' his ass whooped on! Axe: Is that gonna be long? Meatwad: All night! Can I getcha something? Axe: No, no. I'm good. I'm in the credits.
