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dirtfoot1.mp3 TV Announcer: Next week on Bruno Sardine: Private Imbreastigator.. Woman: Oh, baby. You were stung by a bee. Bruno: I know. And it hurts.. Woman: Oh, no Bruno! Master Shake: OH MY! Woman: My top magically came off! TV Announcer: That's next week on Bruno Sardine: Private Imbreastigator!
dirtfoot2.mp3 Master Shake: Cut me in half, quick! Frylock: No, Shake.. Master Shake: But her top came off, magically!! Meatwad: What are those things? I wanna get some. Frylock: It's just TV, okay. TV! Master Shake: Look, I am perfectly aware of the difference between the TV and the flesh world we live in. Like from Video Drone, right? You seen it? Meatwad: Frylock, what is it to "laid" someone?
dirtfoot3.mp3 Master Shake: Where's the women? Frylock: Where did this well come from?! Meatwad: Hey Frylock. Where the hell did we get this well? Frylock: Meatwad, you watch your mouth.
dirtfoot4.mp3 Master Shake: Read the press release! Frylock: Man falls down old abandoned well. Meatwad: Hey Frylock.... ass. Frylock: Meatwad! Master Shake: There's only a limited number of those so..uh, you know put it back when you're done.. Frylock: Oh, I am done. Master Shake: And so is my dinner. Meatwad: Somethin' smells like Chili! Frylock: He's right.. Master Shake: For the first time in his mealy, frickin' little life. Turns out there's an old abandoned microwave where I got stuck.. with Chili, food...couple magazines.
dirtfoot5.mp3 Meatwad: Turn this ass monkey on..full blast. Frylock: Will you quit sayin' ass! Meatwad: I just assed you to do somethin' for me. Frylock: Meatwad, you watch your mouth. Meatwad: I said "ask"! ..blast hole.
dirtfoot6.mp3 Meatwad: Go back down there.. I'm gonna dump this soup on ya. Master Shake: Waayy, ho.. I'm getting crossed signals (gets hit with soup) Meatwad: Oh, I didn't! Remove the chain: cause that's off it!
dirtfoot7.mp3 Master Shake: Hey, we could heat this up in ye olde abandoned microwave. I could use some help wiring the old abandoned surround sound system. I got the old abandoned bad boy's box set. Huh? HUH?! Frylock: What about water, Shake? Any water in that well? Master Shake: Bottled. Oh yeah, and the old abandoned hot tub. Frylock: Hot tub? Damn, what else you got down there? Master Shake: Tons, and tons of rubbers.
dirtfoot8.mp3 Frylock: I always thought Dirt Foot was just a hoax! Meatwad: Me too. Master Shake: Oh, no. He is real. Meatwad: No, He is very real. Master Shake: And he likes to leave his very real giant sock drapped over the couch like it was a friggin' afghan so that others can enjoy the very real odor of his 2000 year old foot sweat!
dirtfoot9.mp3 Master Shake: You see?! I'm not the only one that t-- Ahh! Frylock: Okay.. Master Shake: It wouldn't be as bad except he keeps kickin' in exactly the same spot.
dirtfoot10.mp3 TV: Dirt Foot has long been known to be rude, but the biggest secret of Dirt Foot is that many witnesses claim him to be gay. Master Shake: WOAH! A little light in the loafer!! TV: The only known photo of him is at this gay pride parade. ...he's totally gay. Master Shake: Hey, don't look at me. I don't have the same problem that Jesus has with it. I don't hate you people. We're cool, as long as you don't try to convert me. And I'm lockin' my bedroom door from now on, I can tell you that. Holy-- (gets kicked)
dirtfoot11.mp3 Meatwad: Look, the right thing to do is to accept him for his difference. Or you could just cut his head off hide the body in the desert. That'd be different. Frylock: Meatwad! Meatwad: Someone's been off the chain again!
dirtfoot12.mp3 Carl: Oh yeah. They've been pretty much common law married for years. It's cool. I don't have a problem with that. I'm fine with it. I don't think it's, you know, constitutional, but they can do whatever they want, long as they ain't flaunting it out in my yard or nothin'.. cause you know.. I'm a man. Wait, wait. There they are, there they are! They're the gay ones! (Media leaves and rushes Shake) Master Shake: No pictures! Carl: Hey, where's my money, here?!
dirtfoot13.mp3 Frylock: It's okay, Shake. We know you're not gay. Master Shake: Thank you, Frylock. Frylock: So we gotcha a little going away present! Master Shake: Going away? Meatwad: Hell no, we ain't livin' with no jay person. Is it j- Is it jay? Oh, gay. Gay. Sorry. We ain't living with no gay dude, come on boy.
