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Episode 56 - Dirt Foot

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dirtfoot1.mp3

TV Announcer: Next week on Bruno Sardine: Private Imbreastigator..
Woman: Oh, baby. You were stung by a bee.
Bruno: I know. And it hurts..
Woman: Oh, no Bruno!
Master Shake: OH MY!
Woman: My top magically came off!
TV Announcer: That's next week on Bruno Sardine: Private Imbreastigator!




dirtfoot2.mp3

Master Shake: Cut me in half, quick!
Frylock: No, Shake..
Master Shake: But her top came off, magically!!
Meatwad: What are those things? I wanna get some.
Frylock: It's just TV, okay. TV!
Master Shake: Look, I am perfectly aware of the difference between the TV and the flesh world we live in. Like from Video Drone, right? You seen it?
Meatwad: Frylock, what is it to "laid" someone?




dirtfoot3.mp3

Master Shake: Where's the women?
Frylock: Where did this well come from?!
Meatwad: Hey Frylock. Where the hell did we get this well?
Frylock: Meatwad, you watch your mouth.




dirtfoot4.mp3

Master Shake: Read the press release!
Frylock: Man falls down old abandoned well.
Meatwad: Hey Frylock.... ass.
Frylock: Meatwad!
Master Shake: There's only a limited number of those so..uh, you know put it back when you're done..
Frylock: Oh, I am done.
Master Shake: And so is my dinner.
Meatwad: Somethin' smells like Chili!
Frylock: He's right..
Master Shake: For the first time in his mealy, frickin' little life. Turns out there's an old abandoned microwave where I got stuck.. with Chili, food...couple magazines.




dirtfoot5.mp3

Meatwad: Turn this ass monkey on..full blast.
Frylock: Will you quit sayin' ass!
Meatwad: I just assed you to do somethin' for me.
Frylock: Meatwad, you watch your mouth.
Meatwad: I said "ask"! ..blast hole.




dirtfoot6.mp3

Meatwad: Go back down there.. I'm gonna dump this soup on ya.
Master Shake: Waayy, ho.. I'm getting crossed signals (gets hit with soup)
Meatwad: Oh, I didn't! Remove the chain: cause that's off it!




dirtfoot7.mp3

Master Shake: Hey, we could heat this up in ye olde abandoned microwave. I could use some help wiring the old abandoned surround sound system. I got the old abandoned bad boy's box set. Huh? HUH?!
Frylock: What about water, Shake? Any water in that well?
Master Shake: Bottled. Oh yeah, and the old abandoned hot tub.
Frylock: Hot tub? Damn, what else you got down there?
Master Shake: Tons, and tons of rubbers.




dirtfoot8.mp3

Frylock: I always thought Dirt Foot was just a hoax!
Meatwad: Me too.
Master Shake: Oh, no. He is real.
Meatwad: No, He is very real.
Master Shake: And he likes to leave his very real giant sock drapped over the couch like it was a friggin' afghan so that others can enjoy the very real odor of his 2000 year old foot sweat!




dirtfoot9.mp3

Master Shake: You see?! I'm not the only one that t-- Ahh!
Frylock: Okay..
Master Shake: It wouldn't be as bad except he keeps kickin' in exactly the same spot.




dirtfoot10.mp3

TV: Dirt Foot has long been known to be rude, but the biggest secret of Dirt Foot is that many witnesses claim him to be gay.
Master Shake: WOAH! A little light in the loafer!!
TV: The only known photo of him is at this gay pride parade. ...he's totally gay.
Master Shake: Hey, don't look at me. I don't have the same problem that Jesus has with it. I don't hate you people. We're cool, as long as you don't try to convert me. And I'm lockin' my bedroom door from now on, I can tell you that. Holy-- (gets kicked)




dirtfoot11.mp3

Meatwad: Look, the right thing to do is to accept him for his difference. Or you could just cut his head off hide the body in the desert. That'd be different.
Frylock: Meatwad!
Meatwad: Someone's been off the chain again!




dirtfoot12.mp3

Carl: Oh yeah. They've been pretty much common law married for years. It's cool. I don't have a problem with that. I'm fine with it. I don't think it's, you know, constitutional, but they can do whatever they want, long as they ain't flaunting it out in my yard or nothin'.. cause you know.. I'm a man. Wait, wait. There they are, there they are! They're the gay ones! (Media leaves and rushes Shake)
Master Shake: No pictures!
Carl: Hey, where's my money, here?!




dirtfoot13.mp3

Frylock: It's okay, Shake. We know you're not gay.
Master Shake: Thank you, Frylock.
Frylock: So we gotcha a little going away present!
Master Shake: Going away?
Meatwad: Hell no, we ain't livin' with no jay person. Is it j- Is it jay? Oh, gay. Gay. Sorry. We ain't living with no gay dude, come on boy.




dirtfoot14.mp3

(Ending Credits)







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