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spacegateworld1.mp3 Emory: Hah, what's goin' on? Oglethorpe: What is the dilly-o? Ignignokt: Oh, look Err. Talking farm animals. Oglethorpe: So.. are you having a movie night with the PJs.. Can I have a tiny slice? Err: Tell him no.. Ignignokt: We would love to, but this has to last us through lunch. Err: Plus it's gone! Opens up door, pizza flies out
spacegateworld2.mp3 Meatwad: Dear Carl, thank you in advance for feeding my dolls while we out in Panama City scaring up venture capital money for my stand-up comedy tour ‘Meatwad Unplugged: No Buns Allowed'. And also..we also gettin' a tan. Now remember Dewy and Vanessa won't eat anything but chicken chow mein noodles, and you know Boxy, he eat anything as long as it's deep fired. They need to be walked twice a day, and be sure pick up their doll droppings; you get a fine from the city. Thanks again. Sorry about the house big guy. Sincerely, Meatwad. Carl: All right. What the f*** does this say?
spacegateworld3.mp3 Carl: Damn it's hot out here. You guys must be seriously thirsty. Pours gasoline on them Here open up. Drink up, there. Lights them on fire Oh, shoot. Did I do that? Here.. lemme put you out. Pees on them Hahah, yeah! In your face!
spacegateworld4.mp3 Meatwad: Lemme tell ya about this airplane food..airplane food. I mean, what's up with that? Am I right? See..that's when the people laugh and then I gotta be like..I gotta have a joke there.
spacegateworld5.mp3 Carl: You don't talk much there, do ya? Oh, you noticed! See, a lot of water gets wasted during the day flushing the toilet or the bathroom, ya know, so I fill all this up, all I gotta do when I go to the kitchen for lunch is pour it down the sink. Whatever it takes to save the Earth, cause Granola girls gets 'em all moist. Homeless girls, too. They'll do anything for shelter. Ya know, stay with me man, I'm full of information, I'm like an infomercial. You know what one of them is? It's information, that you get in a commercial. Let's uh..friggin' see if one's on.
spacegateworld6.mp3 Carl: 'Scuse me. Dumps pee bucket Delivery Boy: It's uh.. $7.92 Carl: Okay, here's uh.. $8 dollars and..keep it. Delivery Boy: All of it? I don't know if the bank will take all this. Carl: Hey man, the night's young. Knock off for a bit, let's party! Delivery Boy: Oh, no thanks. This is going to take me all night to count. Carl: Oh, don't be so uptight man! I got a pool in the back, I got beer on ice, I'm a... I'm callin' your supervisor, asshole!
spacegateworld15.mp3 Carl: Oh what the..? Oh, great yeah. No, I love to live in the woods and eat with sticks. No thank you, we're American. I'll use utensils okay? But uh.. they're in the kitchen, so uh.. So uh no harm no foul, you know what I mean?
spacegateworld7.mp3 Carl: Heh hehe, hey!! Guess who this is! Donna: He-hello? Carl: That's what your Mom said, 'fore I shaved her back! Hahahaha! Yeah! No, no actually I did talk to your Mom tonight. She said to call you. Donna: Oh..okay, well. Do you know what time it is? Carl: Nah, I keep the blinds closed so it's kinda disorienting, but ya know, I don't want the government in my business. Donna: He-hello?
spacegateworld8.mp3 Carl: Still got that cleavage? Still smugglin' balloons wherever ya go?! Hahah. Where are you now? Donna hangs up Hello? Well, uh.. maybe you shouldn't booty call me when I've got guests here. Ohh, God. She is so horny for me.
spacegateworld9.mp3 Carl: All right, that's the last of the W's. There's a Z left but uh... oh. Yeah, that unibrow. Ah, screw it. Look up 'Zambrano'. Normally I wouldn't do a fat chick from the flag core, but uh.. it is a new era...of loneliness, oh God.
spacegateworld19.mp3 Frylock: Look, you can watch TV at home. Master Shake: I know, but its exciting to know that I can watch it here, too. Frylock: You know there's girls down there, right? Master Shake: Yeah, stuck up girls. Fffssss... they know where to find me.
spacegateworld10.mp3 Sexy Chick: This call will cost $9 a minute for the first sexy minute, then $12 a minute for every 30 dirty sexonds. Carl: No. I will not accept charges. Let me take this to the office. Sexy Chick: ...for every 30 dirty sexonds. Ooh, did I say 'sexonds'? Carl: Yeah, hell yeah I'll accept charges. Rudy: Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Carl: No, wait wait wait! It's me! Rudy: I'm telling. I'm telling!! Carl: Whatever, go ahead.
spacegateworld17.mp3 Carl: What the hell is that thing? (Hand shoots out) No no no no no no. Oh, yeah you want some eh? Feels good.. Oh.. Wait a second.. (Rips his skin off) AAHHH!!! Announcer: The amazing Mongrol ladies and gentleman, the mongrol.
spacegateworld11.mp3 Amber: This is good. Master Shake: You're pouring them down your throat! Ya know, if you chewed 'em it would make them a little more enjoyable. Look at you, you don't care. Meatwad: Come on, Shake. Frylock's tryin' to get him some down there. Be a good wing man. Master Shake: I would, but she won't let me have any. I'm afraid to get my hands by the plate. She might suck 'em down.
spacegateworld18.mp3 Rudy: Intruder alert! Intruder alert! She was robbing you. Was she robbing you?! Frylock: Of what?! My virginity? No, not anymore! I don't think so. Bouncer: GO HOME! Frylock: And.. I'm not a virgin. I never was. I mean, I was..but I.. Just get the **** outta here.
spacegateworld12.mp3 Rudy: And he was standing right here in your living room getting ready to rob you and using your phone to make his long distance calls. He was robbing you of long distance. Frylock: Okay, Rudy. Rudy: That is why I flew all the way down to Panama City- Frylock: Okay, okay Rudy. Rudy: -to get you. Frylock: Rudy. Thank you. Rudy: But it was quite a long trip. I thought that you might-- Frylock: Okay Rudy! Thanks!
spacegateworld13.mp3 Meatwad: Come on everybody! Group hug! ...Boxy, what's wrong? Boxy Brown: Don't you ever leave me with that fool again. I'll slit you up the middle! Meatwad: Okay Boxy.. Boxy Brown: Okay nothin'! Motherf***er did not feed us! Meatwad: I--I will--I will know better next time. Boxy Brown: He peed on me, bitch! Meatwad: Frylock, get him off of me please!
spacegateworld16.mp3 Carl: Really, I would leave. But every time I try to move it really hurts bad. Meatwad: Carl, we missed you boy. Come here, give us a hug! Carl: Get off! Get off!! Get off!!! Meatwad: Okay, okay, okay. I'm trying it's just.. you sticky..
spacegateworld14.mp3 Meatwad: Where is my wal-- Points at Shake He took my wallet! Master Shake: I got the what now? Rudy shoots Shake
