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Episode 55 - Spacegate World

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Emory: Hah, what's goin' on?
Oglethorpe: What is the dilly-o?
Ignignokt: Oh, look Err. Talking farm animals.
Oglethorpe: So.. are you having a movie night with the PJs.. Can I have a tiny slice?
Err: Tell him no..
Ignignokt: We would love to, but this has to last us through lunch.
Emory: Hey--
Err: Plus it's gone! Opens up door, pizza flies out

Carl: Oh, super.

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Meatwad: Dear Carl, thank you in advance for feeding my dolls while we out in Panama City scaring up venture capital money for my stand-up comedy tour ‘Meatwad Unplugged: No Buns Allowed'. And also..we also gettin' a tan. Now remember Dewy and Vanessa won't eat anything but chicken chow mein noodles, and you know Boxy, he eat anything as long as it's deep fired. They need to be walked twice a day, and be sure pick up their doll droppings; you get a fine from the city. Thanks again. Sorry about the house big guy. Sincerely, Meatwad.
Carl: All right. What the f*** does this say?

Carl: (Answers phone) What?!
Meatwad: Did you find my note?
Carl: Oh, was that you, yeah? Thanks for, uh, etchin' it into the side of my house.
Meatwad: Is you mad? You ain't mad are ya?
Carl: Hey, while we're talkin', you wanna tell me what it frickin' says?
Meatwad: What what says.
Carl: The note.
Meatwad: What note?
Carl: The one on the side of my house!
Meatwad: Oh, that yeah, well, I don't remember.
Carl: Of course.
Meatwad: Somethin' about feedin' dolls or somethin'. I left them out for ya. They like to run.
Carl: Super. Anything else you want me to do--
Master Shake: Will you hang up the freakin' pho--!!

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Carl: Damn it's hot out here. You guys must be seriously thirsty. Pours gasoline on them Here open up. Drink up, there. Lights them on fire Oh, shoot. Did I do that? Here.. lemme put you out. Pees on them Hahah, yeah! In your face!

Carl: Wow. Yeah. (Farts) Heheh. Oh yeah! Did y'all see that? Oh someone should've been here to see that, it was classic! (Now filming himself) Okay, it's July 27th in the afternoon and uh, and I think something's about to happen here! (Struggles to fart) All right, stay tuned. It's about to happen here. Dammit, I can't do it now, there's too much pressure!

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Meatwad: Lemme tell ya about this airplane food..airplane food. I mean, what's up with that? Am I right? See..that's when the people laugh and then I gotta be like..I gotta have a joke there.

Frylock: (Phone rings) Mmm. Guess who.
Master Shake: Hey is that the girl that busted me for lookin' at her butt? Put her on speaker.
Meatwad: Hey give it here. Hello?
Carl: Hey.
Meatwad: Hey Carl, how's my boys doin'? By boys, I mean dolls.
Carl: Oh, they're good. Yeah. They're uh.. They're rootin' around for some food right now.
Meatwad: Airplane food? Am I right?
Carl: Yeah. Is uh, Shake there?
Meatwad: Oh yeah, hang on--
Master Shake: No, tell him no!
Meatwad: Well he says he ain't here even though he is. I mean am I right? What's up with that?
Frylock: Meatwad, hang the phone up! You're wastin' my damn minutes.
Carl: So uh, how's it goin' out there? (Meatwad hangs up)

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Carl: You uh, you don't talk much there, do ya? Oh, you noticed! Heh heh, yeah. See, a lot of water gets wasted during the day flushing the toilet or the bathroom, ya know, so I fill all this up, all I gotta do when I go to the kitchen for lunch is pour it down the sink. Whatever it takes to save the Earth, cause Granola girls gets 'em all moist. Homeless girls, too. They'll do anything for shelter. Ya know, stay with me man, I'm full of information, I'm like an infomercial. You know what one of them is? It's information, that you get in a commercial. Let's uh..friggin' see if one's on.

Carl: (Knocks) Oh yeah! The sound of lunch!

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Carl: 'Scuse me. Dumps pee bucket
Delivery Boy: It's uh.. $7.92
Carl: Okay, here's uh.. $8 dollars and..keep it.
Delivery Boy: All of it? I don't know if the bank will take all this.
Carl: Hey man, the night's young. Knock off for a bit, let's party!
Delivery Boy: Oh, no thanks. This is going to take me all night to count.
Carl: Oh, don't be so uptight man! I got a pool in the back, I got beer on ice, I'm a... I'm callin' your supervisor, asshole!

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Carl: Oh what the..? Oh, great yeah. No, I love to live in the woods and eat with sticks. No thank you, we're American. I'll use utensils okay? But uh.. they're in the kitchen, so uh.. So uh no harm no foul, you know what I mean?

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Carl: Heh hehe, hey!! Guess who this is!
Donna: He-hello?
Carl: That's what your Mom said, 'fore I shaved her back! Hahahaha! Yeah! No, no actually I did talk to your Mom tonight. She said to call you.
Donna: Oh..okay, well. Do you know what time it is?
Carl: Nah, I keep the blinds closed so it's kinda disorienting, but ya know, I don't want the government in my business.

Donna: It's two in the morning.
Carl: Oh it's my bedtime, come on! What happened to the Donna I remember? The one who knew how to party back in '81!
Donna: Oh yeah, you're that guy with..
Carl: Oh come on. It's Carl. Class of '81!
Donna: Oh, okay.
Carl: Well, I wasn't there for long. That place is a scam, I left it in the dust! But hey, enough about me Donna.

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Carl: Still got that cleavage? Still smugglin' balloons wherever ya go?! Hahah. Where are you now? Donna hangs up Hello? Yeah, well, uh.. maybe you shouldn't booty call me when I've got guests here. Ohh, God. She is so horny for me.

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Carl: All right, that's the last of the W's. There's a Z left but uh... oh. Yeah, that unibrow. Ah, screw it. Look up 'Zambrano'. Normally I wouldn't do a fat chick from the flag core, but uh.. it is a new era...of loneliness, oh God.

Master Shake: Oh, it's so nice to be watching TV here.
Frylock: Uh well Meatwad and I are going to go down to the clam bake.
Master Shake: Yeah, that's fine. You do that, I'll watch this and learn how to bake frittatas.

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Frylock: Look, you can watch TV at home.
Master Shake: I know, but its exciting to know that I can watch it here, too.
Frylock: You know there's girls down there, right?
Master Shake: Yeah, stuck up girls. Fffssss... they know where to find me.

Frylock: I tell you what, just so everybody knows it let me just say this: if I meet me one and I get my groove on, you might just end up sleepin' on the beach man 'cause I'm gettin' the bed.
Master Shake: There. Go get the bed.

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Sexy Chick: This call will cost $9 a minute for the first sexy minute, then $12 a minute for every 30 dirty sexonds.
Carl: $12 dollars?! No. I will not accept charges. Let me take this to the office.
Sexy Chick: ...for every 30 dirty sexonds. Ooh, did I say 'sexonds'?
Carl: Yeah, hell yeah I'll accept charges.
Rudy: Intruder alert. Intruder alert.
Carl: No, wait wait wait! It's me!
Rudy: I'm telling. I'm telling!!
Carl: Whatever, go ahead.

Carl: Oh! Who's back here, I praytell?

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Carl: What the hell is that thing? (Hand shoots out) No no no no no no. Oh, yeah you want some eh? Feels good.. Oh.. Wait a second.. (Rips his skin off) AAHHH!!!
Announcer: The amazing Mongrol ladies and gentleman, the mongrol.

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Amber: This is good.
Master Shake: You're pouring them down your throat! Ya know, if you chewed 'em it would make them a little more enjoyable. Look at you, you don't care.
Meatwad: Come on, Shake. Frylock's tryin' to get him some down there. Be a good wing man.
Master Shake: I would, but she won't let me have any. I'm afraid to get my hands by the plate. She might suck 'em down.

Meatwad: Wait Amber, don't go.
Master Shake: Ugh, you drove her away. Frylock! Let's go.
Frylock: Shake, we're still uh, we're still talkin' here.
Stacy: Thank you so much.
Bouncer: People, let's go.
Stacy: Where's Amber? I can't--I can't turn my head.
Master Shake: Hopefully throwin' up some of the food she was jammin' down here throat. Did you see her?
Frylock: Shake!
Master Shake: She finished the meat, and then she turned on the bone.
Bouncer: Get out of here.
Stacy: I need to go check on my friend.
Frylock: Wa-wa-wa-wait. Stacy, Stacy, Stacy. I mean.. Let me uh, get them digits, you know?
Stacy: Um. Let me give you my cell. (Gets shot by Rudy)

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Rudy: Intruder alert! Intruder alert! She was robbing you. Was she robbing you?!
Frylock: Of what?! My virginity? No, not anymore! I don't think so.
Bouncer: GO HOME!
Frylock: And.. I'm not a virgin. I never was. I mean, I was..but I.. Just get the **** outta here.

Meatwad: Hey y'all check this out! They sellin' fireworks across the street! Guys? Hello?

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Rudy: And he was standing right here in your living room getting ready to rob you and using your phone to make his long distance calls. He was robbing you of long distance.
Frylock: Okay, Rudy.
Rudy: That is why I flew all the way down to Panama City-
Frylock: Okay, okay Rudy.
Rudy: -to get you.
Frylock: Rudy. Thank you.
Rudy: But it was quite a long trip. I thought that you might--
Frylock: Okay Rudy! Thanks!

Frylock: You did a good job.
Meatwad: Guess who's back!

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Meatwad: Come on everybody! Group hug! ...Boxy, what's wrong?
Boxy Brown: Don't you ever leave me with that fool again. I'll slit you up the middle!
Meatwad: Okay Boxy..
Boxy Brown: Okay nothin'! Motherf***er did not feed us!
Meatwad: I--I will--I will know better next time.
Boxy Brown: He peed on me, bitch!
Meatwad: Frylock, get him off of me please!

Master Shake: Oh! Look at these red footprints!
Frylock: Oh my God!

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Carl: Really, I would leave. But every time I try to move it--it really hurts bad.
Meatwad: Carl, we missed you boy. Come here, give us a hug!
Carl: No, no, no, no! Get off! Get off!! Get off!!!
Meatwad: Okay, okay, okay. I'm trying it's just.. you sticky..

Master Shake: Whoa! This girl's coppin' a feel there, huh? Hey! You want a little feel?
Frylock: No, Shake. Shake, no!
Master Shake: Oh God no! I think my sunburn's finally gone!
Carl: So welcome back there, how was the-- (shot by Rudy)
Rudy: Was he robbing you?
Frylock: No, Rudy. He wasn't trying to rob us!

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