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hypnogerm1.mp3 Frylock: Shake, come in here for a second. Master Shake: Why don't you just come in here? It'll be quicker. Meatwad: Oooo, I heard that. Give him three seconds now. 1...2... Frylock: Shake, will you please get in here! Meatwad: He beat my projection. Master Shake: Just go see what he wants and then tell me about it afterwards. Meatwad: Okay. Shake come in here! Master Shake: Ach. God, why must I be cursed with such popularity? What? What? Get out your cameras, I'm only signing for five minutes; that's it!
hypnogerm2.mp3 Master Shake: That is a lie and you are liar for saying that. I've never been to Branson in my life. Frylock: Don't tell me you don't remember that. It was just last week! Meatwad: Yeah, you ate that batch of bad ribs after the Gatlin Brothers concert and made Frylock blow the door off that truckstop bathroom because you said you couldn't wait for the bathroom key; squeezin' your butt together tryin' to keep it in. Master Shake: I don't even know Charles Branson. Someone's losin' their mind, Jack, 'cause that never happened. He's already lost his. I'm lookin' at you, big boy.
hypnogerm3.mp3 Master Shake: Tell 'em I never been to Branson. Filing Cabinet: He's never been there! Master Shake: See? Frylock: Uhh.. see what? Master Shake: Tell him again. Maybe slow it down for him. Filing Cabinet: He has never been there. Files: He's never been there! Master Shake: All right, all right! Will everybody settle down please? We're not deaf! Okay. Frylock: Uhh, who are you talkin' to? Master Shake: You're serious? Hey, I can be stupid too. Tell 'em who I'm talking to. Wall: He's talkin' to the basketball. Master Shake: Hey, where you been man? I've been lookin' for ya! I called you last Christmas, your Mom said that chicken face was on bone row. File Cabinet: He's pulling your chain! Wall: Yeah, I'm the basketball. Basketball: Love is a basketball in chain, brother. Come on! Master Shake: I know! Basketball: That's what freed the fish man. Wall: Yeah, I'm the basketball. Master Shake: I meant to tell them that, it's only a matter of time. Basketball: Time? Heh, time is an illusion. Wall: Yeah, I'm the basketball. Basketball: The only time now is party time. Are we clear? Master Shake: Come on!! Wall: Yeah, I'm the basketball.
hypnogerm4.mp3 Master Shake: Don't squeeze the pancake batter. Hey, no. Don't interrupt. I'm talkin' to him! Meatwad: So..what kinda germs he got there? Frylock: Hypno-Germs, Meatwad. There only interest is to control your mind. Master Shake: No tree skirts! Meatwad: Oh yeah, that's right, and I'm an asshole for asking.
hypnogerm5.mp3 Master Shake: You sir, you got a nice young lady with you there. What's your name? Phil Cabinet: Phil Cabinet. Master Shake: You precious little thing. Where ya from, Phil? Phil Cabinet: We're from kill yourself. Master Shake: All right! Phil from kill yourself. And who's this with you? Rroowrr. Phil Cabinet: This is my sixth-month old and her name is wear a hat made out of foil. This is my wife lock yourself in a cold dark room. Wife: Hi. Master Shake: And how long you two lovely people been married? Wife: Oh, about smear yourself with garbage and try to cross the freeway. Phil Cabinet: We just celebrated our eat your own dung. Master Shake: Great to hear, yummy too. Hey, Phil. Thanks for comin' out.
hypnogerm12.mp3 Master Shake: Ladies and Gentleman, let's hear it for Tulip Sniper! Tulip Sniper: Thank you, thank you very much. Die! Die, all of you!
hypnogerm6.mp3 Meatwad: I got a two part question. One, what's he doin' now? Two, should we light him on fire? Frylock: He's probably fallen prey to one of their hideous off-broadway productions. Meatwad: But didn't you say that their only interest is mind control? Frylock: Well, yes. And they also like to star in plays. Meatwad: Star in plays? Frylock: Oh, yes Meatwad. Plays that they've written after they've been drinking. Meatwad: After they've been drinking? Frylock: ..on the weekends. Meatwad: On the weekends? Frylock: Will you stop repeating me? Damn, everything I say! Meatwad: Everything you say? You still think I'm an asshole don't ya?
hypnogerm7.mp3 King: Bean and Germ must never mate. It is written on this grape. Donna: But father! But father.. BUT FATHER! King: Take her to the epiglotis. Narrator: And so she was imprisoned in the flabby epiglotis for a thousand years because of a love for one overweight bean.
hypnogerm8.mp3 Poncho: Donna. Donna: Poncho! You've come for me! Poncho: Donna, shhh. No yet! Donna: How did you find me? Poncho: Oh, you know. It's like..my love for you carried me here like a thousand rivers, man. Donna: Hold on honey. (Toilet flushes) I'm sorry. What? What did you say? Poncho: Did you just do what I think you did? Ew. You told me you didn't do that, man. Donna: Not in front of you! Silly. Poncho: Yeah, okay.
hypnogerm9.mp3 Narrator: And that was the last Donna ever saw of Pancho, for two weeks later, he met a younger, more illegal bean who wasn't in prison and she bore him many children, and sued his ass for custody of them.
hypnogerm10.mp3 Narrator: Donna's heart was shattered. Donna: No, Poncho! No! Narrator: Fortunately for her, she turned into the Incredible Hulk. But not the Marvel Comic Hulk, a totally different Hulk that we made up. Donna: Hulk mad!!
hypnogerm11.mp3 Narrator: And so the bean zombie terrorized the countryside for a thousand years, and the beans drove the hypno-germs out of the countryside, led by their zombified Prince where they would rule the countryside for a thousand years.
