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Episode 53 - T-Shirt of the Dead

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Oglethorpe: They are so stuck with that bill, it's not even funny, but I am laughing anyway. Hahaha.
Emory: Ah, man. Are those meat cravers?
Oglethorpe: Well four million of them are. I had some with olive too. I remembered they liked that. I'm not Satan.
Emory: You think maybe they'll get pissed and maybe prank us and order us a bunch of pizzas?
Oglethorpe: No, that's not very good.
Emory: I think I'm getting kinda hungry.
Oglethorpe: Me too. (Teleport to Mooninites Ship) Dudes!

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Master Shake: Oh, God. How much longer? Egypt is so boring! It doesn't even exist! You don't hear DMX rap about it!
Meatwad: I find that this is highly affiligent and edumacatiamous for my brain. I am smart boy.

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Meatwad: Who's this old boy here? Is that DMX?
Frylock: Oh, that's Osiris, the Egyptian god of the dead.
Master Shake: Hey, hey look over here. Look at this. (Flips off Frylock) What's this mean in Egypto?
Meatwad: Well, that's you tellin' me to sit and spin.
Master Shake: Bingo. Now do it.

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Meatwad: Oh yeah? Well what am I thinkin'?
Master Shake: Ohh, that's so cute. You're trying to come up with something for me to think of, but you can't. Your brain is permanently unplugged.
Meatwad: You know, he may be right. I think that that t-shirt does work.

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Master Shake: What the hell's taking so long?
Meatwad: You need to chill. I got a whole load in there.
Master Shake: A load? What could you possibly have in there? You're prancin' around like you're livin' the frickin' summer of love!
Meatwad: I'm washin' my Christmas sock, boy. I wanna be prepared for when Santa comes.
Master Shake: Santa is not coming this summer.
Meatwad: Yes he is. I put on your t-shirt and called out to him with my brain waves.
Master Shake: You did what?! The t-shirt is not to be abused. It is to be thrown in there with a full bottle of bleach in very hot water!

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Master Shake: Put it on.. and do my bidding!
Meatwad: Mmmk. Puts on shirt There we go. What do ya bid?
Master Shake: Ooo, let's uh.. why don't we call up uh... Oh, I know. How about a plague of snakes to devour you for your insolence.
Meatwad: Mmmk. Hang on. Easter Bunny appears
Easter Bunny: Hey! Let's play hide and seek, Meatwad!
Master Shake: What the.. is that the plague of snakes I asked for?
Meatwad: I dunno. Hey, is you the plague of snakes he asked for?
Easter Bunny: Nuh uh! I'm the Easter Bunny.
Meatwad: He the Easter Bunny.
Master Shake: I know that!

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Meatwad: Well, I feel like we got a communication breakdown here 'cause you know, you say "snakes", but all I hear from ya is "easter bunny" "easter bunny" "easter bunny".

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Meatwad: Santa, did you get my letter?
Santa: Meatwad, why did you call me in the middle of July?
Meatwad: I want me some presents. I been a good boy for the first quarter of this year, and most of the second quarter.
Santa: It's the middle of f***ing July. I was sleeping.
Meatwad: Well but I--
Santa: Faggoty elves don't even come in 'til September.
Meatwad: Okay but..well, I want a unicorn with a horn and a banana seat a banana suit, too. Gimme that.
Santa: Well, I'll just waltz on down to the free present store. You think I have money to buy all that?

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Meatwad: No, not that kind of horn. Come on, use your head..
Santa: Well, I didn't do it, you did it.
Meatwad: Oh.
Santa: Anyone have any coffee?
Meatwad: Ehh. Gettin' there..
Santa: I'm sorry. He just woke me up and it pisses me off.
Meatwad: Well, that'll work. For now. But no tellin' what I'm gonna want..

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Carl: There's a friggin' Easter Egg in my yard!
Meatwad: That's probably Eggzilla Carl. He's a firebreathin' Easter Egg come outta my mind.
Carl: Of course.
Meatwad: Could be his girlfriend--cause in my mind now he's goin' steady.
Santa: The suit is melting into my skin!
Carl: Oh, yeah. No, there's two of 'em now.
Meatwad: He's at the prom.
Carl: Make sure the house is completely crushed if you could.
Meatwad: That's okay. They're in love. Hey, where you goin'?
Carl: Hey, what are ya doin'? You missed my car! (Smashes windshield) Help me out with this!

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Santa: If I survive, I'm gonna beat the **** outta that little meatball.
Frylock: Look, Santa, I am so sorry. Meatwad just got a little carried away, that's all.
Santa: He got a lot carried away. You know that remote controlled race car he wants? Oh yeah, he's gonna get it--far up his ass.
Frylock: Whoa, whoa whoa. Calm down, now Santa.
Santa: You might see if the reindeer like meat this year!

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Meatwad: Look. What am I supposed to do here with this? I know. You were asleep. He broke in. (Tips over Santa's life support) He flicked a switch; bad wiring lights him on fire.
Frylock: Meatwad!
Santa: Don't listen to him!
Meatwad: No one knows he's down here, come on!
Frylock: I don't like the way this t-shirt is making you act!
Meatwad: Oh, is that right? (Jumps on Santa. Santa screams "get off") Oh, you got a mind to rat me out?!
Frylock: No, no no, Meatwad. Nothing like that, please. Look, you got the t-shirt on. Just do something will ya?
Meatwad: Okay, okay, okay, okay. Just lemme..lemme concentrate here for a second. Oh boy a new Unicycle!

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Master Shake: (Shake as a reindeer) Can I ask a question master? You said we would be trading off at some point. Is that close?
Meatwad: We gonna finish up America, then we do Europe, and then we lock up Middle East yourself.
Master Shake: (Getting humped by another reindeer) F&$# you!
Meatwad: Cry me a river, bitch.