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dustygozongas1.mp3 Pizza Alien: You guys order 50 million pizzas? Ignignokt: Yes, but by my count, you are 1.3 seconds late. Pizza Alien: Oh, man. That means they're free. Ignignokt: Yes, it does, and you are free to go. Leave the pie. Pizza Alien: Hang on, hang on. I'm gonna call my manager. (Door closes on him) Ahhh, my hand! My hand! Err: I love pizza, man.
dustygozongas2.mp3 Frylock: What smells so funny? Master Shake: You farted. Meatwad: We got us a big old gas leak, don't we? Master Shake: Yeah, from your butt that you farted out. You got a paper mill in your butt makin' stationary down there. Frylock: It's natural gas, Shake. Master Shake: Yeah, natural from his ass. Meatwad: Nuh uh. He who smelt it dealt it.
dustygozongas3.mp3 Master Shake: What seems to be the trouble here little lady? Dusty Gozongas: It smells funny here. Meatwad: Yep, Shake says I got a paper mill comin' out my butt and that I smell like Louisiana. Master Shake: Come on, why would you say that to this lady with the big boobs? You don't have an income like I do and you've never even ridden in my amazing rocket car. Dusty Gozongas: You have a rocket car? Master Shake: Yeah, if I get bored I'll bench press it for ya.
dustygozongas4.mp3 Carl: You're uh.. You're frickin' uh.. Dusty Gozongas! I've seen your billboard on the interstate, you dance out at the uh..Wild Wild Chest! Meatwad: No, you thinkin' of that girl down at Funbag Junction. That's Busty Bazookas. Master Shake: I think you're talking about Nipple Hut! Carl: You're thinkin' Crotch Town. Master Shake: Crotch Town? Meatwad: Crotch Town?! Carl: Yeah, it's near Boobburg, but Boobburg..eh.. kinda weak.
dustygozongas5.mp3 Carl: What are all these numbers doin' on my house? Master Shake: The award platform. That's where the athletes get their medals. Drr. Carl: Hey, you hear that Dusty? We're having the olympics here! Come on in with me, let me show you where the pole vault competition is. Hahah, I'm so... I'm so lonely.
dustygozongas6.mp3 Carl: So uh... we really gettin' the Olympics or.. Frylock: Carl, what do you think? Carl: Yes? Frylock: No. Carl: Is this latex or oil based? Master Shake: Manure! Horse manure to be specific.
dustygozongas7.mp3 Carl: Oh, thank you so much for comin' over. See, I can't get the lights to go on in here. Dusty Gozongas: It could be broken. Carl: Maybe it is! Dusty Gozongas: I think it's broken. Carl: Well, there's this thing here, but I don't know what this is. It could be related. Dusty Gozongas: Oh, that's definitely a switchy..swi.. a switch! Carl: You think that this "switch" as you call it, is somehow related to my light problem? Dusty Gozongas: Oh, definitely not. Well.. it could be. I think you're right. We could try it! Carl: Oh, you should try it. You're so much better.. ya know, than I am at this. Dusty Gozongas: Oky doky.. here goes! (Flips switch and Carl is in thong with camera) Carl: Heyy!! Look at that, you're a TV star! Hey, can I get you somethin'? You wanna uh.. funnel some liquor?
dustygozongas8.mp3 Meatwad: Love's a wonderous thing. But there's more to it than the physical experience. Like... Like.. Oh, hell, I don't know. She has some tig old bitties didn't she? Frylock: Yeah, she did. Carl: Amen to that.
