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finalmooning1.mp3 Ignignokt: It's time to send a message Err. A message comma Err, not a messenger. Let's just go. Oglethorpe: Look at them so stupid and so sad that they admit their own addiction. We know you eat your own farts!
finalmooning2.mp3 Meatwad: Hey, hey, yeah.. you. Where is my high powered video game console? Cause I will kick some ass if I do not find it.
finalmooning3.mp3 Master Shake: I upgraded it with these special chips. Meatwad: Hey.. them chocolate chips! Master Shake: Yeah.. and thems ants! It's a new game called "Ant Madness", only this time.. the game is real. Can you handle it? Meatwad: Deliciously. How's it work? What's the object? How many bosses must I face? Master Shake: It is a race against time and terror to save the world starring Eric Stoltz. Meatwad: Oh, yeah, yeah. I play this all the time. Master Shake: Play again! Hurry man.. Before there's still time!
finalmooning4.mp3 Meatwad: I found this one under my pillow, thanks to the game fairy. Master Shake: What's it called? Anal-Blazer? Cause that's what you like to play, over and over, don't you. You know how to play it? I'll tell you. Level one's in a truckstop filled with lonely truckers! Level two's in a public restroom along the highway. Shake & Frylock: Shake! Meatwad: (Meatwad gives up $2 for Shake knowing what Frylock would say) Aww. Aww, man! You won already, what you going to do? Master Shake: I rule... your world!
finalmooning5.mp3 Video Game: Congratulations! You are the Moon Master! Meatwad: That's right moon! You best check yourself, first you wreck yourself!
finalmooning6.mp3 Err: The Gorgotron has destroyed our armies and villages and people and all of our pets and he has layed waste to all of our..craps. Ignignokt: Crops is what I typed, Err. Err: But it says "craps". Ignignokt: I know, Err. Err: Craps is funnier. Ignignokt: I've processed that humor. Err: It should be craps, cause craps is a funny word. Ignignokt: Maybe we'll go with that.
finalmooning7.mp3 Meatwad: Shake!! Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shak- Master Shake: What?! Meatwad: Oh, so you just waltz out here and think that you gonna face a true warrior? ..and then, ya know.. sign my sheet and be part of my warrior list.. Master Shake: Oh, you better believe I will! After these messages!
finalmooning8.mp3 Meatwad: You done messed up the Lunar Sceptor! There is but one in the known galaxy! Well, thank God I bought the three-pack. Master Shake: Thank God I brought three shells! Come'on! Whip 'em out! Meatwad: Well, whip on this!
finalmooning9.mp3 Meatwad: Well, whip on this. All right, hang on. Sha na na na na, sha na na na. Master Shake: What the hell are you doing? Meatwad: Get a job. Master Shake: Get a job? What? Meatwad: You feelin' like any sorta like..meltin' sensation? Master Shake: No, but if I do I'm going to totally tell on you and then you'll have to go to jail. Meatwad: No, no, no! Please, don't tell! Master Shake: Oohhh, now that you mention it... Meatwad: No, no, don't..just.. I..I won't do it again. I won't do it again. But stand still.. I'm gonna do it again. Sha na na na Meatwad: Impossible, the lunar melting amulet is constructed of high tension moon noodles. No mortal man can destroy it. Master Shake: Yeah, that's right. Meatwad: Then you, too, are a moon master! Master Shake: Now and forever...
finalmooning10.mp3 Master Shake: I'm not surprised. Meatwad: Me neither. Master Shake: I'm damn good.
finalmooning11.mp3 Frlyock: So..buying all this stuff is going to help you kill this Gorgotron thing? How? Just tell me that. Ignignokt: Well wouldn't your ass like to know. Err: That is why he asked. Ignignokt: I know, Err, shut up. I am in control of this conversation.
finalmooning13.mp3 Carl: Hello lady or gentleman of the house. My name is insert name and I am the one and only Moon Master, savior of..uh.. Oh, man. They already talked to you didn't they? Dammit!
finalmooning14.mp3 Carl: Look, for the record, I know that there ain't no Gorgotron all right? I'm just doin' this for the Ferrari. You know some naked dude made 2 million dollars doing this outta the house? Master Shake: I know!
finalmooning15.mp3 Err: You are a fatty! Ignignokt: He said, "No", Err. With his foot.
