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robositter1.mp3 Oglethorpe: Hello?? Err: How ya doin'? Yeah, look um.. My name is..biff and I'm looking for Holden McGroin. Oglethorpe: Well, I don't think so, but I'll ask. Do we know a Holden McGroin? Emory: No, man. Oglethorpe: No, I'm sorry ma'am. Err: Well, how about Oliver Clothesoff? Oglethorpe: How about an Oliver Clothesoff? (Emory Chuckles) Nope, him neither. Why don't you leave a message and if I see him I'll leave it for him. Emory: Just hang up, man. Ignignokt: Yes, if you could just give him this message that he should (beep) off. Whoever you are, you can (beep) off, too. Oglethorpe: Well, that's a rude message. Wait, who is this? Ignignokt: This is who this is. (reveals self on screen) Oglethorpe: Suck on this! (throws something at screen)
robositter2.mp3 Master Shake: I made the t-shirts..the t-shirt cannon remember? I've been firing t-shirts all over the neighborhood that say we're detectives! Now we're going to look like fools.
robositter3.mp3 Meatwad: Good morning! I'll have me two steak-ums. Master Shake: You're about to learn the value of a hard...day's night! Because you need to get out there and start working on a job!
robositter4.mp3 Meatwad: This hand, been up my butt. But I touch the food all day long with it. Master Shake: Well, your congressman will know about how..bull crap this is!
Frylock: Shake, either I pawn this TV, or we get a job. Master Shake: All right. Well, just plug that in and lemme think about it. Some of my best thinkin' has been done with the TV on.
robositter6.mp3 Master Shake: What the hell's this? I told you! Fireman, astronaut, race car driver, maybe bikini judge... and this is what I get? Food service?!
robositter7.mp3 Carl: I dunno. Frylock: What do you mean? Did he get into trouble? Did he break something? Carl: I don't know! Frylock Well you were watching him, weren't you? Carl: Yeah, I watched him help himself to the medicine cabinet. Heheh. 1 down.. 2 to go! Hahah!
Master Shake: I proved a point, okay. I did it, I worked. What're you gonna do? Sell out to the man? Well, I'll be here. Keepin' it real.
robositter11.mp3 Master Shake: She is pretty hot.. Robositter, are you legal? Rrroowwrrr. Frylock: Shake!
robositter12.mp3 Frylock: Heyy.. Robosit--. What're you doing wearin' a thong?! Robositter: All prime directives have been acheived by 4 o'clock. Frylock: I said 8 o'clock! Robositter: Umm, well. Robots work twice as fast as humans so I altered the time-space...barrier.
robositter13.mp3 Meatwad: So it's either you definitely should not play with matches, or you definitely should. Carl: It's definitely one or the other. Meatwad: Which one do you think it is, Carl?
