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edork1.mp3 Emory: I guess it was..nobody. Ignignokt: Priceless, Err. Oglethorpe: It was them! Get them on the space feed at once! Ignignokt: (picks up phone) Hello. Oglethorpe: (disguising voice) Uhh.. Hello. Is this..uh.. This is Mr.. Brown...Sample.. of the.. Ignignokt: I'm sorry, you have the wrong number. (Hangs up) Oglethorpe: DAMMIT!
edork2.mp3 Frylock: What is it? Master Shake: This happens to be an e-helmet. And it will change the way you think and live forever. Frylock: Yeah.. and what about the pack? Master Shake: It allows the e-helmet to change the way you think and live forever. Frylock: So it's a battery? Master Shake: Yeah.. a battery.. try 12 batteries! And it's heavy as hell, but it is also cool as crap. You oughta get one.
edork3.mp3 Meatwad: I'm Commander Meat, and you are in direct violation of Space Treaty 109...your ass is mine. Master Shake: Ah HA! Treaties only go up to 103. Everyone from space knows that. Meatwad: Well, I mean I know that.. I was just playin' with you.. Master Shake: Those treaties are very real and very serious.
edork4.mp3 Master Shake: Those are my electronic emotions. It allows me to conserve my body's energy for carryin' all this stuff. Frylock: Yeah.. it looks like it's gotten bigger. Master Shake: Oh, you must be referring to the e-photo plugin. You pop it on your back and ya go, these are travel size baby. Frylock: All that is a camera? Master Shake: Mostly. The bottom part here keeps me intravenously hydrated. Cause lemme tell ya, this e-crap is heavy.
Meatwad: Why don't you just go to the hose and drink you some water. Like the dog you are.
edork12.mp3 Master Shake: Look at this - a monkey drinking its own urine. L-O-L, I-M-H-O, colon parenthesis.
edork5.mp3 Carl: This is so weird. I think I'm actually done bein' horny. (pig takes off thong) Oh wait. No we're not. No we are not.
edork6.mp3 Carl: What the hell is that? Master Shake: It takes your mp3's that you download, live off the internet, and transforms them into this song. Carl: Yeah, but will it do the ultimate song: Boston's "More than a Feeling"? Master Shake: Yeah! It'll do anything and turn it into this song! Carl: You're serious? Master Shake: Here, I got ya one. Carl: Friggin' awesome. Master Shake: Do you like to do the treadmill? Carl: Excercise is for women. Master Shake: Now you can! The concert's in your head!
edork7.mp3 Meatwad: Here's something that must be attached to your head. Master Shake: I just may. What is it? Meatwad: Well, it's an e-booger. See, it allows...booger transmission...to the snot network! I wiped it on you, boy!! Master Shake: Wipe it off! Great, it's gonna harden now.
edork8.mp3 Frylock: Is Carl okay? Carl: Someone just please shut off all the sex. I'm startin' to chaff here.
edork10.mp3 Frylock: Well, it does have human intelligence. Master Shake: Good. Carl: All right, cool. Master Shake: Keep talkin'. Frylock: But only of... a 4-year-old. Carl: Awww.. crap! Master Shake: You know what, that's enough. They know pain, and a 4-year-old would definitely run from this. Carl: Turn it on. Master Shake: Please, for the love of God. Frylock: Okay. Here we go! Robot: Mommy it's tingly, I don't understand it! Frylock: Oh look! It's working! Robot: No means no! I telling on you! Carl: Aww.. I feel like I need to call my parents.
edork9.mp3 Meatwad: Well, really the moral is that technology..um..that nice yellow powder chair in the living room is mine. That's mine and from now on I call it.
