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Episode 46 - Remooned

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Ignignokt: Observe our penninsula of masculinity!
Err: You love it!
Oglethorpe: What're they doing over there?
Emory: Hey, look. We're getting a transmission from their ship.
Ignignokt: Observe: the digital dong.
Err: Check it out!
Ignignokt: That's right, I'm male.
Oglethorpe: Your dongs are small and useless!
Emory: You know..maybe we should probably get goin'.. I mean, this is how fights start.
Oglethorpe: This is not a fight....this is a WAR!!! (transports to Mooninites Ship with a water balloon) SUCK ON THIS!!
Err: What was that?

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Ignignokt: Observe Err: the digital nards. The principal will resent his nards being presented in such a crude manner.
Err: You're not painting in no school. That's a damn rock.
Ignignokt: Well..
Err: And I like to rock. (singing) I will rock your face!!
Ignignokt: We are bored.
Err: Damn, I'm bored.

Err: Hey, let's go see your uncle Cliff.
Ignignokt: Cliff is a roofer.
Err: We can eff with him all day.
Ignignokt: Cliff is highly confused.
Err: Confused-enomaton!
Ignignokt: Let's challenge his shattered view of the world. Hey Cliff. Boo.
Cliff: Ahhhh!!!

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Err: Is he all right?
Ignignokt: Cliff hasn't been all right since the lunar war.
Err: (Bothers Cliff)
Ignignokt: That's enough, Err. Look.
Err: What the heck is that?
Ignignokt: It's Cliff's check from the government for being crazy.
Err: Holy damn! Look at that.
Ignignokt: Come. We shall acquire it without permission from Cliff.
Err: We must steal it!
Ignignokt: And blow it over there...

Ignignokt: Stay, Cliff. And everything will be...

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Master Shake: All right! That was incredi- You know you were in there for almost five minutes? You are gonna win, and you are gonna get in that book.
Meatwad: Man, the pressure on my eyes was indescribable.
Master Shake: Yeah, but that was easy. We just did a thaw. That was only on fish!
Meatwad: I'm ready for poultry.
Master Shake: No, you're not. But you will improve with practice so there's still hope. This time you're gonna be in there for awhile, so maybe you should get some reading material. Ooh. Here, read this box of foil.
Meatwad: (Reading the box) Do not use in microwave oven..

Master Shake: Phew. It's getting hot in here. Phew!
Frylock: Uh, Shake?
Master Shake: What?! I'm busy!
Frylock: Are you using the microwave?
Master Shake: No! Do we have one? I never--what is that thing?
Frylock: Uh, just so you know, I reversed the rays on that microwave. Just in case you decided to put one of our roomates in there.
Master Shake: That's so ridiculous I can't even talk to you right now. Who would make you think that I'd ever even want to do anything like that?!
Frylock: I found these crudely drawn plans.
Master Shake: So uh. Whoa... Ho! Why's the.. why's the kitchen.. Hey!
Frylock: Did you not hear a word I just said about reversing the rays on the microwave?

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Master Shake: Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot! I got my energy drinks in there - they're all ruined. Now, I'm gonna be worn out all day. I got no carbs, no electrolytes. I needed that boost, man!

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Ignignokt: It feels good to stretch my legs. Boy, I haven't bitch-slapped someone since Tuscon.
Err: Bend over slave!
Ignignokt: Prepare for a pride-obliterating bitch-slap.
Master Shake: All right!! Wh-- Dammit!!

Master Shake: 'the hell's your problem?!
Frylock: Come on now.. You know how this is gonna end, don't you?
Ignignokt: We will decide your fate, Fryman. And the fate of the entire galaxy. And soon as you--could you--could you cash my paycheck?
Err: Here's two forms of ID - suck them both!
Ignignokt: Would you mind? And you'll do it.
Frylock: You think if we had money we'd live here?
Master Shake: I hate to say it, but uh, red box over here as a point. My allowance has been seriously cut back because I am not responsible with money.
Meatwad: You should consider a broth IRA.
Master Shake: Did I hear a ding? Get back in the magic house! USA! USA!
Meatwad: USA!
Master Shake: Back in the box! Heh.. rookies.

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Frylock: Look, why don't you try a check-cashing place?
Ignignokt: We don't just try to do what Earthlings tell us.
Err: But um, where would it be located?
Ignignokt: ..if we were to stoop so low as to get your pathetic directions. Your punishment is to write those down for suggesting anything to us: now and forever.

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Meatwad: In a post-apocalyptic world, one man is transported from the microwave dimension to feast upon the remains of those who once lived. Rated R.
Master Shake: Will you shut up? You're not that guy!
Meatwad: I am telling you, that would make a good movie.
Master Shake: Yeah, good movie. Break the friggin' projector.

Master Shake: Do what you do best, act stupid and follow me. Now come on.
Ignignokt: Yes, everyone. But not to the check cashing place.

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Master Shake: What do you mean 'no'? Don't you know how much this is for? Cause I do not!
Clerk: Look, uh. We don't cash checks here.
Master Shake: And we don't respond to threats! I'll say it one more time in that little language I like to call English. Or maybe I should say it in Mexican-o? Get back there-o and cash-o the check-o, amigo. Andale, Andale.
Ignignokt: He's not responding cup. Lay into him more.
Err: Yeah, lay into him some more!
Ignignokt: I've got this, Err.
Clerk: That thing there is your check?
Master Shake: Yeah, that's the check.
Clerk: Well, we don't cash 'em.
Master Shake: Oh, you've never seen a check before? Oh, me so sorry. Maybe you're in the wrong business. And maybe immigration would like to know about this.
Clerk: Good.. cause you know what? I'm American.
Master Shake: Well I'm not! But when I become one, maybe then I'll legally buy a weapon and we won't have to vote you out of office. Will we, scumbag?!

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Master Shake: Unbelievable.
Ignignokt: Un-fathomable.
Master Shake: You know they sneak in and then they try to rule us. Well I'm gonna sneak into your country, and do this job there, and then not cash any of your friggin' checks! How will you like that? You won't! Because you'll be here!
Ignignokt: Your logic is flawless.

Ignignokt: But my brain has transmitted a better idea.

Carl: What's in it for me?
Ignignokt: Do you see that tiny, pathetic star up there? That's in it for you.
Err: All yours.
Carl: Wha-which one? What are you talkin' about?
Ignignokt: Oh, I think you see it. You couldn't see anything without it. It's called the sun.
Err: Maybe you've heard of it, fatty.
Carl: Are you serious? You own that? No frickin' way!
Ignignokt: But it could be called, "The Carl", if you play your cards correctly.
Carl: Wait, hang on. I'm getting ahead of myself, here. This isn't true, is it? You don't own it, do you?
Ignignokt: We could, right now we don't feel like it.
Err: Carlito wants his hand back.
Carl: All right, well you know, I gotta have something I can use.
Err: Yeah, right.
Carl: Give me that laser gun.
Ignignokt: No, Carl.
Carl: You give me that.
Master Shake: Carl, Carl, Carl. You'd just go out of control with a laser gun.
Ignignokt: He is correct.

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Ignignokt: But we can offer you this: Cash our check and you will get immortal.
Err: Never ending life.
Carl: Nahh. Sometimes I kinda wanna die.

Carl: How 'bout uh.. we do uh.. goin' rate.. six percent.
Err: What the?!
Carl: Hey, that's how they frickin' do it at the docks!
Err: **** that, fatty! Here comes the pain!
Carl: Ah, ah, ah!!!
Ignignokt: Chill, Err. Chill. Oh shoot. I guess I was too late. Get his wallet. You-shave him.

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Meatwad: And as you can see, that's my proper identification. It all checks out. You will notice a difference in height. That's because I'm an organ donor, had to have my body removed last year and donated. I certainly hope you don't discriminate here.
Clerk: No, uh...Mr..uh..
Meatwad: Meatwad.
Clerk: It-it doesn't say that on here.
Meatwad: What's it say?
Clerk: Carl.
Meatwad: Yeah, that's his ID.

Err: What are you doing? What's taking so long?! God!
Meatwad: So I be taking my money, now.
Clerk: Well you know what, it doesn't even matter. I don't even cash checks here, definitely not that one.
Err: Lay into him!!
Meatwad: Hey, quick question. Is them pennies?
Clerk: Yeah.
Meatwad: And y'all just givin' 'em out? How much is gum?!

Master Shake: What happened? Did he buy it?
Meatwad: I bought me some gum.
Master Shake: Where did you get the--
Ignignokt: Where did you get gum?
Meatwad: In there. In the gum aisle.
Err: Perfect.
Master Shake: That's NOT what we sent you in there for!
Meatwad: But that's what I come out with!

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Ignignokt: Tell me.. Were there Weenie Wraps?
Meatwad: Microwavable, but Weenie Wraps none-the-less.
Master Shake: Ohhh!
Ignignokt: Weenie Wraps intrigue me.
Meatwad: Yep. And they have Burger Drops-
Err: Burger Drops?! (crashes through window)
Meatwad: -and burrito cakes-
Master Shake: I thought they stopped making those.
Meatwad: -and pizza balls
Master Shake: Pizza balls?!
Ignignokt: Were there Lil' Turkey Muffins?
Meatwad: They have Lil, regular and mega.
Ignignokt: Seize all pennies at once! Purchase all pizza balls and meg-- Oh. There you are.
Err: You take this...and we'd better go.

Frylock: I want them out of here, I do not like them!
Master Shake: But look at that check! We're gonna cash it, we're all gonna take our piece, and then they'll be gone.
Frylock: And this is the check?
Master Shake: Yes, it's huge! We could live off it forever!
Frylock: You haven't touched this, have you Shake?
Master Shake: No. Well yeah. I been haulin' it all over town.
Meatwad: Yeah, and I'm Carl. Nice to meet you.
Frylock: It's emitting radiation.
Master Shake: Yeah, but like, you know, the good kind right? Like how they find tumors and gave Spiderman his powers and stuff?
Frylock: No, Shake. The bad kind, the other kind. The kidney losing kind. In fact, this is not a check at all, Shake. This is a bill, for home care!
Master Shake: Impossible. That's not a bill.
Frylock: This is... Cliff, does anyone know a Cliff?
Ignignokt: Yes, my name is Cliff, and that's not a bill. Tell him, Err.
Err: That's a bill.
Ignignokt: A bi�- Why are we trying to cash a bill, Err?
Err: Hell I don't know. It's your uncle. I kept telling you on the way down here--
Ignignokt: It is my uncle. Don't you forget it.
Err: On the way down, I kept saying, 'This is a bill.' Just figured you knew something I didn't.
Ignignokt: I did know something I didn't. But it wasn't that.
Master Shake: Wait a minute. I've been hauling a radioactive bill all over town, for you guys?
Ignignokt: Yes cup.
Err: Yeah.
Ignignokt: And now you will pay it.
Err: Y'all have a microwave? I gotta heat these up.

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Frylock: Hmm. I guess it emits radiation when it's due, and it's two months past due.
Master Shake: Ohh, look at my hands. Oohh, the hands. Look at those hands.

Frylock: Uh, someone should probably pay that bill. Jeeze, it's getting hot in here.
Err: This weenie wrap is still frozen!
Ignignokt: Your microwave sucks.
Err: Hey! Your microwave sucks!
Frylock: Oh hell.
Ignignokt: It's getting hot in here.
Err: Why is it getting so hot in here?!
Frylock: Run!!

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Master Shake: Hey! Hey, cueball. Wake up. You shouldn't drink during the day, you know.
Carl: My hair..my hair! Where is my hair?! Where's--my stache!
Meatwad: You can have it back now, Carl. It's itchy. And it makes me look a little tooty-fruity.
Carl: Ho-oh-oh. Funny.
Frylock: Well, Carl, actually you know I think you look younger without it.
Carl: Yeah, no I get your vibe. By younger you mean gay. I'm gay lookin'.
Frylock: Whatever.

Frylock: Do what you want, I don't care.

Ignignokt: Try this on for size, Fryman. Or for $0.59 more, try the super size.
Err: Man, I feel weird.
Ignignokt: Quiet, Err. I'm transmitting rage.