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geewhiz1.mp3 Meatwad: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Do a search.. for free pizza. Then see if it come out this drive.
geewhiz2.mp3 Announcer: Standards and practices are a vital link in keeping good and funny ideas away from you, the television viewer. Watch how this nun reacts when we blow her brains out. (gun goes off, blood EVERYWHERE) Voice: NO, PERMISSION NOT GRANTED. Announcer: Oh, no! Somebody's going to get an email. What's a better, more acceptable solution? (gun goes off, rainbow comes out of nun's head) That's right! A happy and colorful rainbow! Although not nearly as funny, it's guaranteed not to offend the black people. Voice: NO! UNACCEPTABLE! Announcer: Did I say black? I meant to say minorities. Voice: ACCEPTABLE! Announcer: Looks like someone's about to get an A! By following the rules, you're guaranteed to make a mediocre product that no one can relate to!
geewhiz3.mp3 Meatwad: Uh, huh. Who's the J-man? Frylock: Ya know.. starts with a J, son of G.. died and went to H.. on the C? Meatwad: Died on the C.. Comode, comode! Elvis, it's Elvis! Frylock: No, but he was a king. And he did live in a Graceland of sorts. (sighs) He looks like Ted Nuggent? Meatwad: Oh, yeah, I know that old boy! It's Je--- Frylock: Don't say it! Let's just call him.. GeeWhiz.
geewhiz4.mp3 Frylock: Well, guess what?! Meatwad's pregnant! Meatwad: True dat! Frylock: Meatwad, you can't possibly be pregnant! Meatwad: Yee of little faith! How do you know that? Frylock: Well first of you're a ma.. well.. You're kind've a.. I dunno, you're a male! Meatwad: I am?! Awwweesome that is so cool, I always wanted a gender!
geewhiz8.mp3 Meatwad: Oh... boy, I apologize. My hormones are goin' nuts. Now, please... if you would... get the (bleep) outta my way. I mean, how many times I gotta (bleepin)in' write "ice cream" on this (bleep)in' list before someone gets in (bleep)in' gear, and brings home the (bleep)in' ice cream? Maybe I should get a steak knife, and etch it in your mutha(bleep)in' forehead! How hard can it (bleep)in' be? Ice mutha(bleep)in' cream! I guess that's the price I pay for livin' with two (bleep)in' morons!
geewhiz5.mp3 Carl: You.. uh. You sure you wasn't raped? Meatwad: No, but I was raped with joy. Carl: So.. there's gonna be another one of you animals running around here. Great. We'll start a zoo. Super.
geewhiz6.mp3 Carl: Hey, Nugge. You go sign my arrow? Ted Nuggent: Don't move, man. Carl: I got a catscratch fever loincloth.. I still wear.. on laundry day Ted Nuggent: I'm telling ya! Don't move! Carl: Why, what--(explosion followed by rainbow sound)
geewhiz7.mp3 Frylock: It's for when we..ride around with Carl. Carl: Yeah! When we take our roadtrip, to fantasy land! It's never frickin' happening.
geewhiz9.mp3 Frylock: Well, I'm sure glad that wasn't blood. I would have been motherf***ing offended out my f***ing ass. Master Shake: Me too, you motherf***ing c***suck. *ding* Announcer: Acceptable!
