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Episode 44 - Unremarkable Voyage

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Err: Ohh man, that's just gonna-- Oh man he's backin' up! (Bleep)in' fly; He's backin' up!! Come on!!
Ignignokt: (with finger up) No. We'll double his pleasure.
Err: Take two, motha muchachos!
Ignignokt: And call us in the morning.
Err: Yeah, call us. We'll be drunk!
Oglethorpe: Hey, what's wrong with your fingers? They seem to be all up in my grill, when they would be better placed crammed up your buttocks! Biznatch!!
Emory: You should say that to his face.
Oglethorpe: I will just as soon as I flip them off with-- I can't fli-- You flip them off with your fingers, Emory!
Emory: Yeah, I can't get it to do right.
Oglethorpe: Well then show them the dark sides of the Plutonian moons!!
Emory: Hey! Kiss this one!!
Err: What the? Dude, they're moonin' us!!
Ignignokt: Impossible. We are the Mooninites.
Err: Engage moon deflectors.
Ignignokt: Commence remooning at once!
Err: Remooning commence-icon!
Ignignokt: Err, please. Your buttocks are so small and square it barely reads as a moon.
Err: Then it's time for full frontal!!
Ignignokt: Open the fly to your sunshine.
Err: Yeah, put 'em on the glass!

Frylock: So the real question is, how do we improve computer chip technology faced with microscopic size limitations? And I know we've all asked ourselves that at one time or another, right? Shake? Meatwad? Hey! Shrink ray!

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Meatwad: You got shrink..shrink ray?
Master Shake: We had to go through all of the crap just so you could show us the shrink ray? Now what you're saying is interesting.
Meatwad: All right, shrink this.
Frylock: Whoa!
Master Shake: That's my chair!
Meatwad: Now this. And this. Deshrink this; make it a big screen!
Frylock: Meatwad! It's not a toy, Shake.
Master Shake: You say that about everything you own. You should own toys. They're fun.

Frylock: Shake, this is an important scientific tool. I mean, surgery, space exploration, can't you just see the applications?
Master Shake: Yes. Make my johnson bigger!
Meatwad: And make this a footlong.
Master Shake: Hey! And shoot us a pool in the back!
Frylock: The ray does not shoot pools.
Master Shake: Then why are you wasting your time on it?

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Meatwad: You oughta invent like a pool shootin' ray.
Master Shake: Swimming..
Meatwad: Doin' the high dive.
Master Shake: Marco Polo! I mean, can't you see the applications!
Meatwad: Gimme some relish. And some mustard too, I want me a yellow dog.
Master Shake: No, we're doing my johnson first and lemme find some chicks and upgrade their butts! 'Cause baby likes back!

Meatwad: My anaconda don't want none unless--
Frylock: Alright everyone, just stand back and prepare to make history! Do you realize that now this chip can be inserted into a microbot that enter into someone's skin through a pore-
Meatwad: Or it can be inserted into the mouth, manually, and digested so it can battle hunger and taste good.
Master Shake: Oooh!
Frylock: Tell me you didn't just eat that frickin'-

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Meatwad: Hey Boy, you said it was a chip. So where's the dip? Or am I lookin' at him?
Master Shake: Ooohhhh, you did not even just do that!! You are so dead! Ohhh, no you didn't! Oh my God!

Frylock: All right, here you go. Drink this.
Meatwad: I'm not thirsty.
Frylock: I said drink it!
Meatwad: Well what is it?
Frylock: It's mustard, vinegar, and oyster sauce.
Meatwad: Oyster sauce?! All right!
Frylock: Because you see, that chip? It's coming out of you, one way or another.
Meatwad: A little tart but you can fix that with a little half and half. But it was good, so get me another.
Master Shake: I get it now, he badmouths ya, and you make him delicious sugary energy shakes. And I open my mouth in a helpful way, and I get slapped! Must be in topsy-turvy world!
Frylock: Here's another, and I may have pee'd in this one.

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Master Shake: No way!
Frylock: Shake wait!
Master Shake: I am in training! (Drinks mix) Kinda fruity when you.. (Throws up EVERYWHERE) Yeah. That was good. My teeth feel gritty, and I'm gonna lie down.

Meatwad: Well, not bad. Scrape me some of that in a glass. A body needs nutrients.
Frylock: And I need that chip Meatwad. One way, or the other.
Meatwad: Oh okay. Fecal matter. Stool sample.
Frylock: Don't talk about it, just do it.
Meatwad: Well I don't do it. My body consumes all waste material. It's like the Thunderdome in here, only, two men enter-no man leaves. Rated R.
Frylock: No!
Meatwad: Starring Mel Gibson as Master Blaster.
Frylock: Are you serious?!
Meatwad: Yep.

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Frylock: You don't...
Meatwad: Don't what?
Frylock: Uhh..
Meatwad: Come on.
Frylock: You..You know..
Meatwad: Look, we're adults in here. You can say it.
Frylock: Uhh... poop?
Meatwad: You said poop! Hey, Shake! Frylock said 'poop' in here!
Master Shake: Poop? Heh heh--(throws up everywhere) Ahaha, poop.

Meatwad: Look, here's the solution. You want your chip so damn bad, shrink yourself down with your gun, come in here and get it.
Frylock: Oh well thats.. that's cute Meatwad, but that would never work.

Frylock: Okay, Shake. Shrink me down and inject me into Meatwad so I can get that chip.
Meatwad: Good plan. How's that different from what I said?
Frylock: Because I said 'inject'?
Master Shake: Okay, which is the button.
Frylock: It's the red one. It's the only one on there.
Master Shake: This one?
Frylock: Shake!
Meatwad: Hey, bitch!
Master Shake: Confirm for me.
Meatwad: Hey boy!
Master Shake: Is this the button?
Frylock: Yes!
Meatwad: Make him stop!
Master Shake: Was that the one?
Frylock: Yes! Now stop shrinking him, otherwise I can't get in there!
Master Shake: All right, cry baby! Tears can dry. But that was the button?
Frylock: Yes!
Meatwad: Hey!
Frylock: Stop it, will ya?!
Master Shake: So we gonna go through this masquarade all day, or uh, are we gonna get down to business?
Frylock: Look, I'm ready! (Shrinks) Okay, now put me in the syringe.
Master Shake: Hahaha, say that again. That was awesome.
Frylock: Come on, I'm tired of messing around. Put me in there!
Master Shake: Hahah, I wish you could hear how you sound! It's hysterical.
Frylock: Hey! Get back here, where the hell are you goin'?!
Master Shake: Hey. I go where I want to, little man.

Narrator: Man, I don't understand a damn thing y'all doin'.

Master Shake: Quick, grab a weapon and battle for the mountain!
Frylock: Dammit, Shake!
Master Shake: You will call me king, slave. Now fight for my amusement!
Frylock: OW!

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Carl: How'd you like that tune-up?!
Frylock: Carl, what're you doing?!
Carl: Stay down. He said if I won he'd make my johnson bigger. I mean, it's already huge, but uh, ya know...it never hurts to get extra credit you know what I mean?

Carl: Okay, okay, okay Fryman. I get it. He just started playing with my insecurities, come on Fryman. I'd never hurt you.
Master Shake: Oh no! Beware of the hairy giant.
Carl: Look, I'm sorry about this Fryman, but it's you or me. And I keep gettin' these frickin' emails, these people.. Somehow they know that I am small down there!
Frylock: Carl! Will you listen to me?!
Master Shake: Yeah, listen to him. Isn't it funny how he talks? Hey! Hang on, I'm gonna make it even funnier, hold on a minute.
Frylock: If we work together we can defeat him.
Carl: All right, we'll work a deal but you gotta promise me, you gotta get me some action down here when we're done with this. I mean I'm frickin', ya know hung like a zoo animal, but I want more girth.
Master Shake: Oh no, a hail storm of orange drink!
Carl: Ah, come on man. Fryman, shoot this jackass.
Frylock: That's it, you just made your last mistake. Try this on for size!
Master Shake: Oh, that's so cute. You want to compare rays. Okay.
Frylock: Wait, wait, wait Shake--
Carl: Okay, so uh, hey! I won right? So you gonna hook me up here or-or what? Ya know, I need length or--and girth. Both preferably. I'll take one. Whatever
Master Shake: One more contender in the battle for the mountain!
Carl: Aw, friggin' take it. It's right over there.

Frylock: Wake up, Shake. Wake up.
Carl: Let me do it. Get up you frickin' jerk off!
Master Shake: Where are you?
Meatwad: We all up in your brain, boy.
Master Shake: Impossible. I have no brain.
Frylock: Yeah, we noticed. So I just had to short circuit some nerves in here. We control you now.
Master Shake: Uh, bull crap.
Carl: Hey buddy! You're about to see what I think is funny. Hey, pick up the baseball bat.
Master Shake: No, no no no! Why am I doing this? I'm dreaming!
Frylock: Well let's just wake you up then, all right?
Carl: Rise and shine, buddy!
Master Shake: No, I'm doing this cause I want to. I do it all the time! When you're not around.
Meatwad: Okay. Get the chain saw.
Master Shake: Okay, wait! We can discuss this!
Meatwad: I don't think you can without your tongue.
Master Shake: Ahhhh!!
Frylock: Meatwad, hop out. I'll increase you with the ray, then you do us, okay?
Meatwad: Okay. Hit me! Keep it coming. Need a little more. No, this is smaller. Little more little more, keep it coming. All right, whoa. There we go. Give me another little bump.
Frylock: That's big enough, now do us!

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Meatwad: Hey, y'all see this big ol' hotdog?!
Frylock: Meatwad!!
Meatwad: Damn, that's a big hotdog!!

Frylock: Meatwad!
Carl: Hey!
Frylock: Meatwad!!
Carl: Hey, get back here!

Frylock: Meatwad. Wake up, Meatwad. Wake up!
Meatwad: Wha--wha-- Who's in my--you's in my--get out of my brain!
Frylock: No, we're right here.
Meatwad: Oh, good.

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Meatwad: Hey, you want you some hotdog? We got plenty. Look at this. (hits hotdog) Solid meat!

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Carl: Hello ladies. I'd like you to meet my little friend goliath. We had order special elastic pants for him on the internet.

Frylock: In case you're wondering, we had to blow out one of Shake's eyeballs to get out. But we're okay now, no thanks to you.
Meatwad: Where's Carl?
Carl: Aw yeah! Awesome!
Frylock: He's...enhancing himself.
Meatwad: Is he learning a second language?

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Carl: Hey, you guys got a wheelbarrow in here or uh..ya know, grocery cart or something?
Frylock: No, Carl. We don't.
Carl: Anything with wheels?
Frylock: No Carl..
Carl: What? You tellin' me I gotta drag this frickin' thing across the lawn? Call the neighbors. I want them to see this.

Meatwad: Whoa, damn!
Frylock: Oh my God.
Meatwad: Hey, um, I think I found that chip.
Carl: Oh this friggin' ray is friggin' awesome. Hey, you think this works on boobs?
Frylock: Yeah, it probably would, but it must be destroyed.
Carl: Oh, okay, mister moral. Look, don't do that, I'll buy it from ya. Come on, man. Oh man! You blew it dude. I'd have given you like fifteen bucks. You're stupid for a genius.
Frylock: What the--! What the hell is that?!
Meatwad: Look, Frylock! Crabs! Can we keep-- Boy there's a lot of those.
Carl: Well look, they're harmless, all right? If they get near ya, hit 'em with this shampoo.