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unremarkablevoyage1.mp3 Err: Ohh man, that's just gonna-- Oh man he's backin' up! (Bleep)in' fly; He's backin' up!! Come on!! Ignignokt: (with finger up) No. We'll double his pleasure. Err: Take two, motha muchachos! Ignignokt: And call us in the morning. Err: Yeah, call us. We'll be drunk! Oglethorpe: Hey, what's wrong with your fingers? They seem to be all up in my grill, when they would be better placed crammed up your buttocks! Biznatch!! Emory: You should say that to his face. Oglethorpe: I will just as soon as I flip them off with-- I can't fli-- You flip them off with your fingers, Emory! Emory: I can't get it to do right. Oglethorpe: Well then show them the dark sides of the Plutonian moons!! Emory: Hey! Kiss this one!! Err: What the? Dude, they're moonin' us!! Ignignokt: Impossible. We are the Mooninites. Err: Engage moon deflectors. Ignignokt: Commence remooning at once! Err: Remooning commence-icon! Ignignokt: Err, please. Your buttocks are so small and square it barely reads as a moon. Err: Then it's time for full frontal!! Ignignokt: Open the fly to your sunshine. Err: Yeah, put 'em on the glass!
unremarkablevoyage2.mp3 Meatwad: You got shrink..shrink ray? Master Shake: We had to go through all of the crap just so you could show us the shrink ray? Now what you're saying is interesting. Meatwad: All right, shrink this. Now this. And this. Deshrink this; make it a big screen! Frylock: It's not a toy, Shake. Master Shake: You say that about everything you own. You should own toys. They're fun.
unremarkablevoyage3.mp3 Meatwad: You oughta invent like a pool shootin' ray. Master Shake: Swimming.. Meatwad: Doin' the high dive. Master Shake: Marco Polo! I mean, can't you see the applications! Meatwad: Gimme some relish. And some mustard too, I want me a yellow dog. Master Shake: No, we're doing my johnson first and lemme find some chicks and upgrade their butts! 'Cause baby likes back!
unremarkablevoyage4.mp3 Meatwad: Boy, you said it was a chip. So where's the dip? Or am I lookin' at him? Master Shake: Ooohhhh, you did not even just do that!! You are so dead! Ohhh, no you didn't! Oh my God!
unremarkablevoyage11.mp3 Master Shake: No way! Frylock: Shake wait! Master Shake: I am in training! (Drinks mix) Kinda fruity when you.. (Throws up EVERYWHERE) Yeah. That was good. My teeth feel gritty, and I'm gonna lie down.
unremarkablevoyage5.mp3 Frylock: You don't... Meatwad: Don't what? Frylock: Uhh.. Meatwad: Come on. Frylock: You..You know.. Meatwad: Look, we're adults in here. You can say it. Frylock: Uhh... poop? Meatwad: You said poop! Hey, Shake! Frylock said 'poop' in here! Master Shake: Poop? Heh heh--(throws up everywhere) Ahaha, poop.
unremarkablevoyage6.mp3 Carl: How'd you like that tune-up?! Frylock: Carl, what're you doing?! Carl: Stay down. He said if I won he'd make my johnson bigger. I mean, it's already huge, but uh, ya know...it never hurts to get extra credit you know what I mean?
unremarkablevoyage7.mp3 Meatwad: Hey, y'all see this big ol' hotdog?! Frylock: Meatwad!! Meatwad: Damn, that's a big hotdog!!
unremarkablevoyage8.mp3 Meatwad: Hey, you want you some hotdog? We got plenty. Look at this. (hits hotdog) Solid meat!
unremarkablevoyage10.mp3 Carl: Hello ladies. I'd like you to meet my little friend goliath. We had order special elastic pants for him on the internet.
unremarkablevoyage9.mp3 Carl: Hey, you guys got a wheelbarrow in here or uh..ya know, grocery cart or something? Frylock: No, Carl. We don't. Carl: Anything with wheels? Frylock: No Carl.. Carl: What? You tellin' me I gotta drag this frickin' thing across the lawn? Call the neighbors. I want them to see this.
