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videoouija1.mp3 Emory: You know, we have time. You really need us to go warp speed? Oglethorpe: Yes, I want everyone to know I'm fast and I will tear ass all over the galaxy and totally trench their galaxy. Emory: Ok whatever you say... (turns on the warp speed and passes the Mooninite ship) Oglethorpe: Boy we are reall--oh no he did not do that! Emory: What? Oglethorpe: That dude back there just flipped me off!!! Emory: Really? You saw that? Err: Did they see you? Ignignokt: (with finger up) Oh yes Err... Oglethorpe: Stop the ship!!! Emory: Ok, but you know what always happens though..
videoouija2.mp3 Meatwad: Ssshh. You're disturbing the prison. Frylock: Look, Shake. He needs complete silence so he can talk to the dead. Master Shake: Yeah, well. He needs a lack of oxygen so he can become the dead.
videoouija3.mp3 Meatwad: Come on!! Just one more dead person.. pleasee??? Just one more dead guy... Frylock: All right, one more. Meatwad: Spirits that haunt this house. Tell me...what was we talkin' 'bout?
videoouija4.mp3 Master Shake: I am gonna get in that game of his, and I'm gonna sooo hose him! 'Til his heart stops! See? And then I'm the winner!
videoouija5.mp3 Carl: It starts here...where I used to have a full tank of gas...and uh..hey! What's bubblin' in the pool? Frylock: Oh my God! What're those?? Piranhas? Carl: Wel.. yeah. I mean, Shake's in there too. You can't see him cause he's..in the piranhas. Frylock: Shake!! Carl: N-n-no, Fryman. Back off. Them fish are still alive. They're just sorta..tired...from all those sleeping pills Shake swallowed.
videoouija6.mp3 Master Shake: Friends, relations, whatever the hell Meatwad is.. I've lived a full life. It's actually been...pretty bitchin'. But now, regrettably, my life has been taken. Please bury me with all of my stuff because you know it's mine... Dearest Meatwad, turn on that dumb game cause I'm gonna wail on you from the grave, baby!! (Sounds of torturing Meatwad) Suck it up, motha! Missing you already, MS.
videoouija7.mp3 Carl: Fryman, I am so sorry...that I can't press charges here. Frylock: Yeah, me too. Carl: You know, I can't help but notice that you're trying to leave right now. Any chance you were gonna clean the Shake stew outta my pool? Frylock: No. Carl: Okay....watch your back...
videoouija14.mp3 Guy 1: Hey man, You stole my wrist watch! Guy 2: You dumb, I already have a wrist watch. You dumb! Narrator: Buuuuuuuurrnn!!! Meatwad: Heheh yeah! buurrrnn. Guy 1: I saw you lookin' at it! Guy 2: Joe Mama you did! Narrator: Classic comeback! Guy 2: Joe Mama Joe Mama Joe Mama! Narrator: Incineration!! Meatwad: All right! Narrator: You're the insult master!
videoouija9.mp3 Carl: Why am I here? Frylock: Well... Billywitchdocter.com needs a minimum of four people to create a seance ring so he can bring Shake back from the dead. Carl: We're wha? We're bringing him back? Meatwad: Whoa.. is that what we doin' here? Nuh-uh, my ass we is. I ain't be hit all day. I kinda like it.
videoouija10.mp3 Carl: No, no no no. No, no. No, sir. I don't know what kinda vibe you think got off me but I don't play that way. I'm not that way! Frylock: Carl.. Carl: I don't uh..do both sides of the field. Offense and defense, you know with the short shorts? No- Frylock: Carl, it's just a seance, it's not that way, come on, will ya? Billywitchdocter.com: Now, please. Kiss him deep with tongue. Carl: Do what?! Billywitchdocter.com: Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Just kid. Just kid, dirty boy.
videoouija11.mp3 Billywitchdocter.com: Touch hands. (Carl and Frylock join hands; Meatwad takes a polaroid) Meatwad: You boyfriend and boyfriend!! Frlyock: Meatwad!!
videoouija15.mp3 Billywitchdocter.com: Please. Read from sheets. I Am.. Group: I Am.. Billywitchdocter.com: Sofa King.. Group: Sofa King.. Billywitchdocter.com: We Todd Ed... Group: We Todd Ed.. Billywitchdocter.com: Now, repeat all very fast, please.. Group: I Am Sofa King.. Billywitchdocter.com: Faster.. Group: I Am Sofa King We.. Billywitchdocter.com: No, no, not so fast. Loses meaning. Group: I Am Sofa King We Todd Ed... Billywitchdocter.com: Hohohohoh, you say funny thing.
videoouija13.mp3 Frylock: Yeah... Uh. Hey, Billy. You do remember that we're not doing a chicken? Billywitchdoctor.com: Oh, yes. Yes, of course. Chicken arise! Arise Chicken! Arise! Meatwad: Arise chicken! Everybody do it... Arise!
videoouija12.mp3 Carl: So uh..can we stop holding hands in fairy-land here? My hand is going to permanently smell like a burger.
videoouija16.mp3 Frylock: Ariiiiiiiise. Carl: No... no... NO! *Ultra Mega Chicken falls on Carl and Carl yells* Meatwad: Who the hell is that? Frylock: I think that's Ultra Mega Chicken Meatwad: Okay, well can I let go of this hand now?
