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thelastone1.mp3 Group: Drink Drink Drink! Happy Time Harry: That's it for this one. Skeeter: He floated it by himself! Happy Time Harry: What else ya got? DP: Dude, my Dad bought me that keg! My Dad owns a dealership. Travis: His Dad own dealership! Happy Time Harry: Oh yeah? Well my Dad bought me this magic talking knife! Travis: What'd it say? What knifey say? (HTH stabs him) Ahhh!
thelastone2.mp3 Mothmonsterman: I bought a house in Belize. Oog: Oh me always want go there. Mothmonsterman: ..for like..dirt cheap. Romulux: Belize is a very expensive city, actually. Mothmonsterman: It's a country.
thelastone3.mp3 Ol' Drippy: Excuse me. Is this the baby shower? I made lemon squares. Mothmonsterman: Mine says, "Sweaters: all you can eat!" Cybernetic Ghost: I was in the future, it was too late to RSVP.
thelastone4.mp3 Ignignokt: You have all been brought here to celebrate the bruising of the Aqua Teen's asses. Err: Now that's the reason for the season! Ignignokt: Now, role call. Err: Prepare to kiss ass. Ignignokt: When I say your dumb name, please stand up briefly, but then quickly drop to your knees and forsake all others before me.
thelastone5.mp3 Ignignokt: All right, fine. (Beep) it. Err: Yeah! (Beep) it! Ignignokt: Just say, "here" and let's consider the word "here" to be short for "Here I am; rock you like a hurricane". Err: You do as the scorpions have before you!
thelastone19.mp3 Err: And no smoking!! Gimme a smoke, gimme a smoke, gimme a smoke! Ignignokt: Err, Stay with the patch. Your blood pressure! Err: You tell another story! Cybernetic Ghost: Thousands of years ago I survived the quickening of the Dragonoids... Err: (inhales) Smooth and methol-y.
thelastone6.mp3 Brownie Monsters: (Clicking) Ignignokt: I know, I know. We're getting to you. Just wait you're turn; you're coming up on the list. Okay, Brownie Monsters.
thelastone7.mp3 Ignignokt: Emory and Oglethorpe... were not invited is the end of that sentence. Err: Damn straight! Put a period on that! Ignignokt: Plutonians are teh s uck.
thelastone8.mp3 MC Pee Pants: It's me! MC-to-the-Pee! Cybernetic Ghost: Nevermind. Ignignokt: Hmm, you look smaller in real life. MC Pee Pants: Yeah I know, man. I been through lots of changes. I'm in hell right? Satan says, "Go Fish". I'm like, "I don't see any cards!" And next thing I know, I'm a worm! Ignignokt: Mmm hmm. Err, step directly on that. MC Pee Pants: Wait a minute! I got a plan see! We take these monsters, right? We start a haunted house, yeah. Yeah, you feelin' me? We invite everyone to the haunted house and they come thinkin' it's gonna be all scary and (beep), but in fact the house is also for sale cause it's a Condo, get it? Like in Hilton Head and people are gonna pay big ass cash money to live there, right? And then we take all that money and buy more psychadelic mushrooms, ya feel me? Ignignokt: More?! MC Pee Pants: Yeah, I already ate a bunch of 'em, so what do y'all think, what're we tryin' to do? Get me a record deal? Cause my label keeps on dropping me cause I keep on gettin' killed but I'm like I'm gonna come back! I'm gonna come back! Come on, I need this job! Ignignokt: Squash him, Err. MC Pee Pants: I'm gonna come back! Ahh!
thelastone9.mp3 Ignignokt: And everyone understands how this is going to come about? Remember there are no dumb questions. Mothmonsterman: Umm, yeah right here. Ignignokt: In the back, yes, the retard with the dumb question. Mothmonsterman: How're you gonna.. get that into their heads? Are you just gonna say "stay still" or somethin'? Ignignokt: No. You will say that.
thelastone14.mp3 Ignignokt: While Major Shake utilizes his philips-head death driver. Major Shake: My what? Err: You better have it. Major Shake: What is a "Death Driver". I don't know what that is. Err: Oh God.. Ignignokt: Okay. Does anyone have any money?
thelastone10.mp3 Ignignokt: And we'll use this glass to remove all hair from the planet? Err: What? No man, he said "save the world." Ignignokt: I was there, and he said "shave the world." Mothmonsterman: No, he said save. Err: He did. Ignignokt: Mutiny! And who named us click - click - click - click - click!? (Brownie Monsters Appear and make said noise)
thelastone16.mp3 Oog: Okay, look. Me feels no agenda to meeting and vacuum at leadership position, so me has composed 12 point plan for good happy success. Ignignokt: How childish. Look, an animal bone. Oog: Bone! Good! Raarr!
thelastone11.mp3 Ignignokt: Square the quad laser and you have, behold: the Quad Glazer. Err: I thought it was "Glacier" man! Ignignokt: Yes, the Quad Glacier. That's what I said. Err: Will you just hurry up and fire it? It's gettin' heavy! Ignignokt: You with all the great plans. You shall not see the next decade. You shall never know that turtle-necks will come back..in a big way. Err: Will you hurry up?! I can't hold it much longer! My legs are gonna....DAMN! Ignignokt: ....FIRE!
thelastone20.mp3 Ignignokt: Who's got a rad name? Cybernetic Ghost: Giglio (something!) Wisdom Cube: Super fun--super awesome villians forever! Cybernetic Ghost: Wait um, Giglio (something again!) Err: Bon Scott! Major Shake: No, that sucks. Err: Bannor Thomas. Major Shake: The evil gang of eleven. Wisdom Cube: Super Awesome Villians Forever, that's mine! Mothmonsterman: How about The Midnighters! Major Shake: The Illin'... the Illin' Villains Mothmonsterman: You know, cause we're out at night. Ol' Drippy: How about, "Got Villains?" Mothmonsterman: Nasty Midnighters.. Rabbot: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday... Ignignokt: Typical...robots. Err: I kinda like that name. It's identifiable.
thelastone15.mp3 Ignignokt: Aqua Teens, come out and meet your doom. For we are Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Rabbot: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday-- Cybernetic Ghost: Monday, Tuesday-- Ignignokt: No, it's just one week. Please stop.
thelastone12.mp3 Carl: Yeah, they're in Honolulu. Ignignokt: Oh, shoot. Really? Well, when will they be back? Carl: What're you lookin' at me here? Heh.. What do you I look like to you? Err: Brother, you look like a fat man in dire need of an ass bruisin'! Carl: Heh heh heh... nice.
