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Episode 42 - The Last One

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Major Shake: How did uh, how did you get here?
Rabbot: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0
Major Shake: I came across 190 and then came up the 110
Rabbot: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0
Major Shake: This is uh, this is asinine.
Rabbot: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0
Wisdom Cube: Hey Brownie Monsters!
Brownie Monsters: Click-Click-Click-Click
Wisdom Cube: Ha ha, you guys are weird.

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Group: Drink Drink Drink!
Happy Time Harry: That's it for this one.
Skeeter: He floated it by himself!
Happy Time Harry: What else ya got?
DP: Dude, my Dad bought me that keg! My Dad owns a dealership.
Travis: His Dad own dealership!
Happy Time Harry: Oh yeah? Well my Dad bought me this magic talking knife!
Travis: Ooo! What'd it say? What knifey say? (HTH stabs him) Ahhh!

Skeeter: Dude, walk away dude, it's not worth it.
Randy: Is there a hole back here? Is this-- is this noticeable?
Bingo: (honking) Translated: Try this. It will turn you into a frozen clown.
Randy: Ah yeah!
Bingo: (honking) Translated: You have no idea what I'm saying do you dumb ass?
Randy: This is great, thank you so much.
Bingo: (honking) Translated: You are a dumbass.
Randy: Oh, I'm gonna look so cool.

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Mothmonsterman: I bought a house in Belize.
Oog: Oh me always want go there.
Mothmonsterman: --for like, dirt cheap.
Romulux: Belize is a very expensive city, actually.
Mothmonsterman: It's a country.

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Ol' Drippy: Excuse me. Is this--is this the baby shower? I made lemon squares.
Mothmonsterman: Mine says, "Sweaters: all you can eat!"
Cybernetic Ghost: I was in the future, it was too late to RSVP.

Wisdom Cube: What did you two call each other last night? Ahahahahah! Check that out! Did you hear me? Did you hear me?!
Ignignokt: Silence, silence everyone please.
Err: You heard the man, shut up.

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Wisdom Cube: Ignignort. What's up?

Ignignokt: We need complete silence so your digital ruler can approacheth.
Err: Look at him, and beholdeth.

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Ignignokt: You have all been brought here to celebrate the bruising of the Aqua Teen's asses.
Err: Now that's the reason for the season!
Ignignokt: Now, role call.
Err: Prepare to kiss ass.
Ignignokt: When I say your dumb name, please stand up briefly, but then quickly drop to your knees and forsake all others before me.

Ignignokt: Here's a dumb name, Mothmonsterman.
Mothmonsterman: Right here.
Ignignokt: Err did someone leave a window open? I think I heard the wind.
Err: Boy, you better drop to your knees and do it right.
Mothmonsterman: So who am I--who am I doing it too?
Err: Hang on. Who's he doing this too? I mean, cause no one told me--I didn't get to read the manual.

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Ignignokt: All right, fine. (Beep) it.
Err: Yeah! (Beep) it!
Ignignokt: Just say, "here" and let's consider the word "here" to be short for "Here I am; rock you like a hurricane".
Err: You do as the scorpions have before you!

Ignignokt: Romulox.
Romulox: Here I am, rock you like a hurricane.
Ignignokt: Happy Time Harry.
(Harry vomits)
Err: The Klaus!
Ignignokt: The Trees-- Did anyone see a large tree in the bathroom?
Err: Oh yeah! They left a message. They're running late. They're catching a ride with Flargin and Dingle.
Ignignokt: Flargin and what?

Merle: I told you this wooden ship ain't going anywhere!
Dingle: Shut up Merle! Light it we're late!
Flargin: Feet!
Tree: Flargin! No!
Flargin: Feet! Feet! Feet! Feet!

Ignignokt: Who is this--Zarnold Edward-
Err: Zarnold?! What kinda f***ing name is Zarnold? *** damn it hurts! Hahahaha! Zarnold! Hahaha! f***!
DP: Oh Dude, you gonna take that?
Ignignokt: Zarnold Edward Quigley
Skeeter: Whoa! Bros call me Skeeter, dude.
DP: Where are the Kai-Os? I thought this was a mixer.
Ignignokt: There's one right now, and she's eyeing you like she wants it.
Err: Somebody gonna be doing some meat slapping tonight.

DP: (to the Kai-O) Hey, my dad owns a dealership.
Skeeter: Dude, she was eyeing me.
DP: Oh what is it a little cold out there honey? Aaaaaaah!
Skeeter: Whoa, shot down dude.
DP: AAH Dealership...
Skeeter: Sloppy seconds!

Ignignokt: Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future.
Cybernetic Ghost: Thousands of years ago before Sigourney Weaver--
Ignignokt: "Here" will do just fine.
Cybernetic Ghost: Here.

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Err: And no smoking!! Gimme a smoke, gimme a smoke, gimme a smoke!
Ignignokt: Err, Stay with the patch. Your blood pressure!
Err: You tell another story!
Cybernetic Ghost: Thousands of years ago I survived the quickening of the Dragonoids--
Err: (inhales) Smooth and methol-y.

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Brownie Monsters: (Clicking)
Ignignokt: I know, I know. We're getting to you. Just wait you're turn; you're coming up on the list. Okay, Brownie Monsters.

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Ignignokt: Emory and Oglethorpe? Were not invited is the end of that sentence.
Err: Damn straight! Put a period on that!
Ignignokt: Plutonians are teh suck.

Oglethorpe: Maybe the invitation got lost in the mail.
Emory: Maybe we weren't invited.
Oglethorpe: Improbable! We went to high school together. Did you not see the yearbook?
Emory: Yeah I know. You told me all about the bus stop but, look at that. Looks like they're having fun in there.
Oglethorpe: Ignore them! We are having fun in an important meeting with our own league! Jammin, tells us about the new pledge class.
Jingle Billy: Hi everybody! Commence to jiggling!
Emory: I like jiggling.
Oglethorpe: Stop vibrating Emory, he's just trying to control us.

Ignignokt: Did anyone see an 8 foot spider wearing a diaper in the parking lot anywhere?
MC Pee Pants: Yo! Yo! Hey! Yo! Down here, man! Yo! Hey look down, man! Down here, my schnegros!
Cybernetic Ghost: I did see that spider but when I was in that parking lot it was about 375,000 years ago...

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MC Pee Pants: It's me! MC-to-the-Pee!
Cybernetic Ghost: Nevermind.
Ignignokt: Hmm, you look smaller in real life.
MC Pee Pants: Yeah I know, man. I been through lots of changes. I'm in hell right? Satan says, "Go Fish". I'm like, "I don't see any cards!" And next thing I know, I'm a worm!
Ignignokt: Mmm hmm. Err, step directly on that.
MC Pee Pants: No, no! Wait a minute! I got a plan see! We take these monsters, right? We start a haunted house, yeah. Yeah, you feelin' me? We invite everyone to the haunted house and they come thinkin' it's gonna be all scary and sh**, but in fact the house is also for sale cause it's a Condo, get it? Like in Hilton Head and people are gonna pay big ass cash money to live there, right? And then we take all that money and buy more psychadelic mushrooms, ya feel me?
Ignignokt: More?!
MC Pee Pants: Yeah, I already ate a bunch of 'em, so what do y'all think, I mean, what're we tryin' to do? Get me a record deal? Cause my label keeps on dropping me cause I keep on gettin' killed but I'm like I'm gonna come back! I'm gonna come back! Come on, I need this job!
Ignignokt: Squash him, Err.
MC Pee Pants: I will be back, man! Ahh!

Ignignokt: There is only one plan and it involves this: The Screw of Damnation! I found it behind the Armoire-
Err: -of Despair.
MC Pee Pants: I know where you all live--AH!
Ignignokt: The Aqua Teens shall suffer deeply as this is bored within each and every one of their skulls.
Err: One screw, goodbye.

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Ignignokt: And everyone understands how this is going to come about? Remember there are no dumb questions.
Mothmonsterman: Umm, yeah right here.
Ignignokt: In the back, yes, the retard with the dumb question.
Mothmonsterman: How're you gonna.. get that into their heads? Are you just gonna say "stay still" or somethin'?
Ignignokt: No. You will say that.

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Ignignokt: While Major Shake utilizes his philips head death driver.
Major Shake: My what?
Err: You better have it.
Major Shake: What is a "Death Driver"? I don't know what that is.
Err: Oh God..
Ignignokt: Okay. Does anyone have any money?

Ol' Drippy: Excuse me, I have a plan. Cans go in one bag, trash in another and be sure to split up the brown and green glass.
Wisdom Cube: There's the can in front of you do it, pick it up!
Major Shake: I have a can that's full!
Harry: I'll take that thank you!

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Ignignokt: And we'll use this glass to remove all hair from the planet?
Err: What? No man, we're not. He said "save the world."
Ignignokt: I was there, and he said "shave the world."
Mothmonsterman: No, he said save.
Err: He did.
Ignignokt: Mutiny! And who named us click - click - click - click - click!? (Brownie Monsters Appear and make said noise)

Major Shake: Hey! Hey! There's a snake over here! (Hit by a semi)

Ignignokt: Okay, what have we all learned today?
Oog: Uh, me hungry. When we break for lunch?
Voice: Well if you're hungry there's some sun dried tomatoes next to you. They're huge in Europe.
Romulox: Not bad, I mean they're, they're not the real deal but--
Ignignokt: He disappeared!
Voice: Its about damn time.

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Oog: Okay, look. Um, me feels no agenda to meeting and vacuum in leadership position, so me has composed 12 point plan for good happy success.
Ignignokt: How childish. Look, an animal bone.
Oog: Bone! Good! Raarr!

Ignignokt: Well, does anyone else have any other plans?
Ol' Drippy: Excuse me, I have another plan.
Ignignokt: Mooninites! Duplicate, reunite, and unnihilate!
Err: Lock in!
Ignignokt: Was this in your plan?
Err: I don't think it was.

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Ignignokt: Square the quad laser and you have, behold: the Quad Glazer.
Err: I thought it was 'Glacier' man!
Ignignokt: Yes, the Quad Glacier. That's what I said.
Err: Will you just hurry up and fire it? It's gettin' heavy!
Ignignokt: You with all the great plans. You shall not see the next decade. You shall never know that turtlenecks will come back,in a big way.
Err: Will you hurry up?! I can't hold it much longer! My legs are gonna--DAMN!
Ignignokt: FIRE!

Err: Why do they call it the glacier?
Ignignokt: Do you want it done fast Err? Or do you want it done right?
Err: I just want it done.. Damn my legs!
Ignignokt: Okay, we're moving the podium over here. You! You stay in your seat. The rest of you, we're gonna pass out trophies now. Err get the participation trophies.
Err: Yeah right, my legs are broken.
Ignignokt: Well I'm not going to get the trophies. I'm the digital ruler. You get a slave to do that. Who would like to join our slavery program? Anyone? You'll get college credit. So shoot, what else, what else, what else, what else--.
Harry: Look, are we going do something here? I'm supposed to get this tattoo done at 4. I'm supposed to go hunting with the Nuge.
Ignignokt: Yes! Tattoos! We shall all get tattoos of our rad name. What is our rad name?
Harry: Oh oh oh, I've got one. Why don't we call ourselves "Lets get off our f***ing asses and do something because my parole officer really loves it when I don't tell him that I spent my one day off dicking around on the f***ing moon!
Ignignokt: No. We have an idea now and we're not moving until we come up with a rad name.

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Ignignokt: Who's got a rad name?
Cybernetic Ghost: Giglioranasoniphonicans
Wisdom Cube: Super fun--super awesome villians forever!
Cybernetic Ghost: Wait um, Giglioranananomicons!
Err: Bon Scott!
Major Shake: No, that sucks.
Err: Banner Thomas.
Major Shake: The evil gang of eleven.
Wisdom Cube: Super Awesome Villians Forever, that's mine!
Mothmonsterman: How about The Midnighters!
Major Shake: The Illin'-- the Illin' Villains
Mothmonsterman: You know, cause we're out at night.
Ol' Drippy: How about, "Got Villains?"
Mothmonsterman: Nasty Midnighters.
Rabbot: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday...
Ignignokt: Typical. Robots.
Err: I kinda like that name. It's identifiable.

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Ignignokt: Aqua Teens, come out and meet your doom. For we are Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Rabbot: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday--
Cybernetic Ghost: Monday, Tuesday--
Ignignokt: No, it's just one week. Please stop.

Err: Hey! Throw the screw at them.
Ignignokt: Yes. Launch the screw.

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Carl: Yeah, they're in Honolulu.
Ignignokt: Oh, shoot. Really? Well, when will they be back?
Carl: What're you lookin' at me here? Heh.. What do you I look like to you?
Err: Brother, you look like a fat man in dire need of an ass bruisin'!
Carl: Heh heh heh... nice.

Ignignokt: If you see them, give them this note.
Carl: Hang on a second.
Master Shake: Dont! Get your mouth off of me! We had to move to Honolulu. Shut up!
Carl: Hey. You know what? They actually moved to Honolulu. You believe that? I just found this out.
Ignignokt: Oh.. Well... Then give me my note back.
Harry: Hey did you hea... Ah jeez! They're in the house!
Ignignokt: That's impossible, they moved to Honolulu.
Meatwad: We ain't moved to no Honolulu.
Master Shake: Shut up!
Frylock: Uh, can I help someone?
Ignignokt: 'Scuse me, 'scuse me, 'scuse me, I feel safer parking this in a garage. Kick some ass! (Runs)
Err: Oh man you can 't leave me here! Come back here I ain't got no legs!
Master Shake: Okay, who's driving me to the mall?

MC Pee Pants: Hey, Satan my man! What's--AHH!!
Wisdom Cube: Yeah, shut up in fish!
Satan: Hahah! Satan like funny box.

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(Ending Credits)