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thecloning1.mp3 Steve: Yeah.. listen we would love to make the ice cream social..but uh.. Ignignokt: But what Steve? Err: Yeah, lie to us. Steve: We've kinda gotten behind at work. Dr Weird: We have become ONE!
thecloning2.mp3 TV: This is your left, that's your left, this is your left, that's your left! This is your right, that's your right, this is your right. You're gonna' die! Meatwad: Dang. This is some good TV
thecloning13.mp3 Meatwad: You're missing some good TV. Master Shake: (Wakes up) Change it. Meatwad: I ain't changin' this. This is the best! Master Shake: Change it. Meatwad: To what?! Come on, this is good. Master Shake: Why don't we let the arrow decide. Meatwad: No, don't do that! Master Shake: (shoots TV with flaming arrow) And now it's changed. The change-ling.
thecloning3.mp3 Master Shake: Hey, this closet was full of TVs last time I checked and now there's none! Meatwad: Cause you keep breakin' 'em! Master Shake: Cause you keep pissing me off so bad! You should be lucky I'm thoughtful enough to throw the anger at the media and not your buttocks!
thecloning4.mp3 Frylock: Everytime you break a TV, Shake, where do you think they come from, huh? Master Shake: Jesus. Meatwad: No! It's Santa Claus. Master Shake: It's the same thing! Meatwad: Ain't no Santa Claus. I know. I'm Jewish. Frylock: I've been cloning these TVs for you, Shake. Meatwad: ...from this day forward.
thecloning5.mp3 Meatwad: Yeah, Frylock, please. Make us a TV. I mean look at me. How else am I gonna face the day? I ain't got no job, my wife left me, bills pilin' up, I got child support payments, and I have no idea if what I said's true. But I believe it. Master Shake: He is right. Meatwad: We needs to dull our senses.
thecloning14.mp3 Meatwad: Whoa damn. Did you just see that?! Master Shake: No, we didn't see it. Everything's fine. Now just shut up and go control it. Meatwad: Damn! Did you just see that?! Master Shake: I'm not in the business of seeing whatever pleases you..
thecloning6.mp3 Meatwad: Well I'm in business (To himself) Business of kicking your ass. And let me tell you, business is booming. I'm open for business. Business is giving you the business.... up your butt. (Sees Shake watching him). Did you hear me say that? Master Shake: Looking to expand your buisness? Meatwad: .... Business is closed!
thecloning15.mp3 Master Shake: That's what you call taking command of the situation! Meatwad, you turn it on. Meatwad: I ain't goin' near that TV boy, I think that thing's alive! Master Shake: Go over there, get close to it and touch it to turn it on! Meatwad: What'll you give me? Master Shake: Six months to a year, and brother you are dead! Meatwad: All right...
thecloning7.mp3 Meatwad: Where did you get all that money?! Master Shake: Well obviously I am a drug lord in this scene. Where the hell else do you think a guy like me gets this amount of cash.
thecloning8.mp3 TV Meatwad: Oh, hey Frylock! Meatwad: Oh no! Frylock! TV Frylock: Oh, hey Meatwad. Look what I got. Meatwad: Don't let him in! TV Meatwad: Well come on in! Meatwad: All right, he's in but just don't ask him to dance. TV Meatwad: Do you wanna dance? TV Frylock: I'd love to dance!! Meatwad: You asked him to dance! I told you not to ask him to dance! TV Frylock: You shut up! Meatwad: Oh, God. Huh.. Well. Maybe this is a different show. TV Frylock: Hey, anybody want some metal candy? (shoots everybody) Meatwad: It's the same damn show! Run! Run! Run to your chocolate huts!
thecloning9.mp3 Frylock: Oh, hey Carl. Carl: What, you got another busted TV? Frylock: Yeah.. Something's horribly wrong with it. Carl: Wow, that's wireless too huh? What do I care, huh? I'm sure someone'll grab it. Whelp, see ya later. (sneaks back outside) Frickin' awesome.
thecloning10.mp3 Frylock: Yeah, I'm busy. What? Carl: Hey Fryman. Ordinarily I wouldn't call you cause I don't like you, but you're on the TV man! Check out channel..uh..666. That's weird. Frylock: Look Carl, I don't have time-- Carl: Whooaa!! Hang on, I'm on it now. That is me. Awesome..awesome! Frickin' awesome! I'm on TV! I look pretty good! Chicken skin diet's really payin off for me. (Frylock shoots TV Carl) Oh God. You stay far away from this house. Do you hear me? FAR AWAY!
Master Shake: You get away from the money. The genetic structure's breaking down. It needs to be analyzed at the Camaro dealership.
thecloning12.mp3 George Washington: I have come baring a message. Great Britain sought taxes from the colonies, and they paid for their greed with blood. Now, do you understand the price of avarice? Master Shake: Take 'em out. George Washington: Wait! NO! (guns fired)
