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the11.mp3 Steve: (Dr. Weird is dressed oddly and puts a hand on Steve's shoulder) Uhh, this is my two weeks notice. Dr. Weird: Samhain forever!! Ho ho...
the1.mp3 Frylock: Why does it smell that way? Master Shake: Did we have to go to that tone already? You start off so nice... Frylock: Look, all right. I'm sorry, okay? Just explain..please. Why? Master Shake: Well, this is what I did see. You know how the flies have been a problem? Frylock: No, I don't. Master Shake: And remember when I left all the meat out because I saw Mr, David Lynch "I'm on TV" do it, and he got on TV from doin' it, and I did it and didn't get on TV from doin' it? Frylock: No, I don't remember that. Master Shake: Well, I did. And because of this..of course.. ya get rats! Frylock: Ugh... So why does the house smell? Master Shake: I'm not done! Look, when we go in there.. you need to watch where you step. Frylock: And why is that? Meatwad: (explosion) Damn!!! Master Shake: That is part of the reason..now let's just go in and remember what I said.
the2.mp3 Master Shake: Its opened up now. I got rid of that stupid fire place so now the room has a flow. You feel it? Frylock: We never had a fire place! Master Shake: We never used it! Frylock: WE NEVER HAD ONE! Master Shake: ...well I never liked it.
the3.mp3 Master Shake: I'm gonna edit this! Frylock: Well you just have fun watchin' it by yourself because we're done being roomates and we're done being friends! Master Shake: Look, I had to do that. You'll understand one day when you're older!! Frylock: I'll send a crew for my stuff later. See ya. Master Shake: Now I can declare that space as a loss..on the taxes I'll pay in August. Are you listenin' to me?! August is when I do it!
the4.mp3 Frylock: Thanks for moving me Carl. Carl: Yeah, well thanks for leaving. When are the other two showing up? Frylock: Oh, they're not. Carl: What do you mean "they're not"? Frylock: Oh you didn't know? Their staying back at the house next to you. Carl: Thats not exactly what we agreed upon, is it? Frylock: Well I lied. But, here is that candy cane I promised you. Carl: No, no, no, save it for Christmas. Shove it just right back up your ass.
the5.mp3 Master Shake: All right, now throw that chicken right down the middle. Okay, it's gonna go right outta the park, baby! Meatwad: Where are you? Where's the strike zone? Master Shake: Over here, follow my voice! Meatwad: I can't see! I got some sort of chicken infection in my eye. Master Shake: All right, fine. Go down the hallway and wash it out. Meatwad: No, sir. I ain't never goin' down that hallway never again. Master Shake: Then you pitch that chicken!
the12.mp3 Frylock: What's wrong with your eye? Meatwad: I got me a chicken infection. Master Shake: And that's perfectly all right. He wanted it and I said sure. Things have been fine since you left, you know. He's actually gotten better. Frylock: Maybe I should bring you some penicilin, Meatwad. Or at least take you to the doctor to get it looked at. Master Shake: We don't need your black magic from your witch doctor in the city.
the6.mp3 Meatwad: You go ridin' with nature and fresh air? And no raw chicken? I wanna join this club. Can I join your club? Master Shake: Chickens are a vital link in nature's chain, and that's why we use them to play chicken ball in the house.
the7.mp3 Carl: Hey it's Carl, I don't think I'll make your party, buddy. My uhh eyes have closed completely now! And the police do not care. So if you can see your phone, please hit 911.
the8.mp3 Frylock: What're y'all doin'..tonight? Ignignokt: Well I wonder who wants to know. Frylock: All right, look. I know we've had a lot of differences in the past, but uh... Ignignokt: But what? I've hacked into your mind. You're having a party and no one's showing up. Frylock: No... but how did you know that? Ignignokt: Sadness surrounds us, doesn't it Err? Err: Sadness is for poor people! Ignignokt: We may be able to squeeze by, but we can't promise anything. We're busy. Err: We're busy! Ignignokt: Because on the moon, our weekends are so far advanced, they encompass the entire week. Err: That is right. Ignignokt: Jobs have been phased out..by our minds. Err: We get checks from the government, and we spend it on beer! Mexican beer! Ignignokt: That's the cheapest of all beers.
the10.mp3 Frylock: Well, I mean I got some beer here... and a few chicken wings.. Ignignokt: Is that right? Err: This is mine. Ignignokt: See you in hell. Err: Yeah, give him the finger! Frylock: Damn. Could have at least stayed and talked for awhile. Err: Talk to the can! Frylock: Dammit! Get the hell outta here!
the9.mp3 Master Shake: Are those those little burritos you used to make? Meatwad: Burritos?! Frylock: Well..they're spring rolls. Master Shake: Gimme those! Frylock: I also brought you some ointment for your eyes. Meatwad: Gimme that ointment! Frylock: And some Vitamin C. Master Shake: Mmm. Spring! Frylock: No, Meatwad. It's for your eyes! Meatwad: I eat anything right now! I need something in my stomach! Frylock, these are good. Remember we used to make these every Thursday? You know..burrito Thursday? Frylock: Yeah.. they're spring rolls, though.
