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Episode 40 - THE

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Steve: Uhh, this is my two weeks notice.
Dr. Weird: Samhain forever!! Ho ho...

Frylock: Ooo! God! The house smells awful! What?! What are you saying, I can't understand you!
Master Shake: Oh, God Almighty! I said I know! The house smells awful.
Frylock: Well why?!

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Frylock: Why does it smell that way?
Master Shake: Did we have to go to that tone already? You start off so nice--
Frylock: Look, all right. I'm sorry, okay? Just explain,please. Why?
Master Shake: Well, this is what I did see. You know how the flies have been a problem?
Frylock: No, I don't.
Master Shake: And remember when I left all the meat out because I saw Mr, David Lynch "I'm on TV" do it, and he got on TV from doin' it, and I did it and didn't get on TV from doin' it?
Frylock: No, I don't remember that.
Master Shake: Well, I did. And because of this, of course, ya get rats!
Frylock: Ugh, So why does the house smell?
Master Shake: I'm not done! Look, when we go in there, you need to watch where you step.
Frylock: And why is that?
Meatwad: (explosion) Damn!!!
Master Shake: That is part of the reason, now let's just go in and remember what I said.

Frylock: Meatwad, are you okay?
Meatwad: Y'all got the whole hallway mined! What is the deal?
Frylock: What the hell happened here?!

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Master Shake: Its opened up now. I got rid of that stupid fire place so now the room has a flow. You feel it?
Frylock: We never had a fire place!
Master Shake: We never used it!
Frylock: WE NEVER HAD ONE!
Master Shake: ...well I never liked it.

Meatwad: And you should see what he did to your room.
Frylock: What? What do you mean? What did he do to my room?
Master Shake: I'll lead the way. Meatwad, lead the way.
Meatwad: Okay. (explosion) Damn! Again!
Master Shake: Hey! Save some for the rats, huh? We're only friggin' infested with them.
Frylock: Wha--What's the deal here, huh?
Master Shake: Yeah, hang on. Some of us have to walk there because we can't float.
Frylock: What did you do to my room?!
Master Shake: Let's you and I examine the video feed, huh? See all these video monitors? This is exactly how bedrooms are set up in space!
Frylock: Good God! Look at all this garbage! All over my bed, my books, my equipment!
Master Shake: Yeah. But mostly we're concentrated in the lower sector of quadrant A.
Frylock: What? My computer?!
Master Shake: Yes. Those are laymans' terms of course, but yes. See I put that there.
Frylock: And why is that?
Master Shake: Look, you can see it from three different angles! Where ya goin'? You want me to zoom in?
Frylock: Don't bother! We're done!
Master Shake: Hold on--where ya goin'?

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Master Shake: I'm gonna edit this!
Frylock: Well you just have fun watchin' it by yourself because we're done being roomates and we're done being friends!
Master Shake: Look, I had to do that. You'll understand one day when you're older!!
Frylock: I'll send a crew for my stuff later. See ya.
Master Shake: Now I can declare that space as a loss on the taxes I'll pay in August. Are you listenin' to me?! August is when I do it!

Meatwad: He's gone.
Master Shake: Pssh, who cares. Change all the locks!
Meatwad: Okay, but look. Make sure you stay away from these. Cause look when I do this. (explosion) Damn!

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Frylock: Thanks for moving me Carl.
Carl: Yeah, well thanks for leaving. When are the other two showing up?
Frylock: Oh, they're not.
Carl: What do you mean "they're not"?
Frylock: Oh you didn't know? Their staying back at the house next to you.
Carl: Thats not exactly what we agreed upon, is it?
Frylock: Well I lied. But, here is that candy cane I promised you.
Carl: No, no, no, save it for Christmas. Shove it just right back up your ass.

Carl: I'll uh, see yo, never.
Frylock: wait, whoa, whoa, wait a minute Carl, I'll see you this weekend right? I mean, it's a condo warming party! We're gonna get all crazy up in here!
Carl: What--you're gonna have girls here?
Frylock: Do you know any?

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Master Shake: All right, now throw that chicken right down the middle. Okay, it's gonna go right outta the park, baby!
Meatwad: Where are you? Where's--where's the strike zone?
Master Shake: Over here, follow my voice!
Meatwad: I can't see! I got some sort of chicken infection in my eye.
Master Shake: All right, fine. Go down the hallway and wash it out.
Meatwad: No, sir. I ain't never goin' down that hallway never again.
Master Shake: Then you pitch that chicken!

Frylock: Hey Shake. How you doin'? I just uh--
Master Shake: Why are you here? Do you need money or something?
Meatwad: Who's at the door? Describe him to me.
Frylock: Well I just wanted to invite you guys to the party. A condo warming party I'm having.
Master Shake: A party, yeah, rich, that's a cracker jack. Listen, I won't be there, I don't think Meatwad will either. Meatwad, a beggar is here for some money. Please show him what you use for money.
Frylock: Hey Meatwad!

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Frylock: What's wrong with your eye?
Meatwad: I got me a chicken infection.
Master Shake: And that's perfectly all right. He wanted it and I said sure. Things have been fine since you left, you know. He's actually gotten better.
Frylock: Maybe I should bring you some penicillin, Meatwad. Or at least take you to the doctor to get it looked at.
Master Shake: We don't need your black magic from your witch doctor in the city.

Master Shake: But your bike is pretty nice.
Frylock: Yeah, I actually joined a club. We go upstate and go trail riding on the weekends.

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Meatwad: You go ridin' with nature and fresh air? And no raw chicken? I wanna join his club. Can I join your club?
Master Shake: Chickens are a vital link in nature's chain, and that's why we use them to play chicken ball in the house.

Master Shake: Now if you'll excuse us, you have rudely interrupted our dinner.
Meatwad: Hey, hang on I want-- What dinner?
Master Shake: I don't know. Where is yours? 'Cause this is my mustard.

Carl: Hey Fryman! You-you're back! Hey! What're you doin'?! Are you back for good? Are you movin' in? Or wha-what's the story, here?
Frylock: No, just visiting, Carl.
Carl: Well look, don't breathe in. Something's wrong with the air since you left. Look at my eye. Is this normal; I know it's not!
Frylock: Ooo. Which one?
Carl: Oh, they're both bad now?
Meatwad: (explosion) Damn!
Carl: Come on! I knew I was feeling tingling over there!
Frylock: Oh that's just mild conjunctivitis. It's a standard reaction to raw chickens and--
Carl: Styrofoam burnin', yeah, that's how they keep warm over there! Come on, man! Look at that cloud, that ain't normal!
Frylock: No it's not. Well, see ya at my party.
Carl: Wait, don't go. Come back, I need you! I need a prescription or something. Where are you?!

Voicemail: Hey Guy. Love to make your party but no can do. I'm having my foot removed. Plus I'm sick. My grandmother's sick too. See ya guy!

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Carl: Hey it's Carl, I don't think I'll make your party, buddy. My uhh eyes have closed completely now! And the police do not care. So if you can see a phone, please hit 911.

Meatwad: Hey Frylock, we'll be at your party at seven. Do-do you need us to bring anything or can we have money for a taxi?
Master Shake: I told you not to call him, get off that phone!
Meatwad: Please, Frylock! I can't see!

Frylock: Hey, Jay! What's happenin'? You came! Did you bring your toga?
Jay: Am I late?
Frylock: Oh, I don't think so. It goes on until question marks.
Jay: Yeah, I-I saw that.
Frylock: Who knows when that is right?
Jay: Um, I've got a message from my wife. If it's cool with you, could you just stay away from our dog and our children and our apartment?
Frylock: Why? Uh, did something happen or--?
Jay: No, no, it's not--you know, it's not you, it's the fact that people see us with you.
Frylock: Oh, well. Hey, you want a beer? For the road?
Jay: No, no, I gotta go.
Frylock: I'll let you pour it.
Jay: No thanks. We've got some human beings coming over and we're going to do human being stuff. So stay away.
Frylock: Dammit, this sucks. Hey.
Ignignokt: Hey yourself.
Err: Welcome to the rock!!

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Frylock: What're y'all doin' tonight?
Ignignokt: Well I wonder who wants to know.
Frylock: All right, look. I know we've had a lot of differences in the past, but uh--
Ignignokt: But what? I've hacked into your mind. You're having a party and no one's showing up.
Frylock: No, but how did you know that?
Ignignokt: Sadness surrounds us, doesn't it Err?
Err: Sadness is for poor people!
Ignignokt: We may be able to squeeze by, but we can't promise anything. We're busy.
Err: We're busy!
Ignignokt: Because on the moon, our weekends are so far advanced, they encompass the entire week.
Err: That is right.
Ignignokt: Jobs have been phased out by our minds.
Err: We get checks from the government, and we spend it on beer! Mexican beer!
Ignignokt: That's the cheapest of all beers.

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Frylock: Well, I mean I got some beer here and a few chicken wings..
Ignignokt: Is that right?
Err: This is mine.
Ignignokt: See you in hell.
Err: Yeah, give him the finger!
Frylock: Damn. Could have at least stayed and talked for awhile.
Err: Talk to the can!
Frylock: Dammit! Get the hell outta here!

Frylock: Hey, hey! What's up with the ambulance?
Master Shake: Meatwad, it's for you. Someone who thinks he's your friend.
Meatwad: Bring him over to the light!
Frylock: Ooo, Meatwad. How are you doin'?
Meatwad: Oh, Frylock! Hey! I'm very--can I tell you the truth?
Master Shake: Meatwad!
Meatwad: I'm very good.
Master Shake: If you're that good then maybe you should be puttin' some more foam on our fire! I'm not an eskimo over here, ya know.
Frylock: Well your face looks all puffy.
Meatwad: No, no, I'm just tired. I-I fell down some stairs.
Frylock: We don't have any stairs, Meatwad.
Master Shake: He said he fell down some stairs, he fell down some stairs. People get clumsy sometimes. Is there a problem here?
Frylock: He's sick, Shake. And so are you.
Master Shake: Well he's supposed to next door harvesting the crops; picking our dinner. See we're farming now, we're farmers. It's an honest life.
Meatwad: He ain't got no more holly leaves over there. We at that whole bush yesterday. That's why the bathroom hurts so bad.
Master Shake: Well what else did you plant over there?
Meatwad: I ain't planted nothing!
Master Shake: That's why you fall down the stairs all the time!

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Master Shake: Are those those little burritos you used to make?
Meatwad: Burritos?!
Frylock: Well, they're spring rolls.
Master Shake: Gimme those!
Frylock: I also brought you some ointment for your eyes.
Meatwad: Gimme that ointment!
Frylock: And some Vitamin C.
Master Shake: Mmm. Spring!
Frylock: No, Meatwad. It's for your eyes!
Meatwad: I eat anything right now! I need something in my stomach! Frylock, these are good. Remember we used to make these every Thursday? You know, burrito Thursday?
Frylock: Yeah, they're spring rolls, though.

Meatwad: They're good. Where is everybody?
Master Shake: This has gone well. I tell you what. Hold on. I will allow visitation hours for you and us, provided you bring lots of these little fried burritos.
Frylock: Well, no. I'll see y'all later.
Master Shake: No, wait, wait, wait, Hang-hang on. And, you pay us a stipend.
Frylock: F*** you, Shake. See ya.
Master Shake: No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait. Hang on! Hang on now, come on, I'm being serious now. Seriously. A memorial plaque will be carved and bejeweled in my honor.
Meatwad: He left, again.
Master Shake: Those are the terms!

Frylock: Hello?
Master Shake: Aren't you coming back?
Frylock: Hell no!