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thecubing8.mp3 Dr. Weird: So, Gentleman! You, uh.. you try that footlotion I gave ya? The one with the gorilla on the bottle? You know, the one-- Steve: Does it look like I tried it? Dr. Weird: You did!!
thecubing1.mp3 Meatwad: Hey ya'll, what's this old boy doing here? Frylock: Don't ask! Cube: No, ask. Please. Meatwad: All right. What ya doin'? Cube: I told you not to ask! I'm here for some practical joke--ahem--job interviews. Pass me your phone, I need to make some long distance calls.
thecubing2.mp3 Cube: Is this Chad Webster? It is? (fart noise) Hah hah hah! Master Shake: Classic! That never gets old for me.
thecubing3.mp3 Frylock: It says here that this wisdom cube is the wisest being in the universe and he travels the galaxies feeding off knowledge! Meatwad: He be feeding off them microwave burritos, too. Frylock: Those are gone?! Meatwad: There were six this morning; there ain't none now. He's gassy, boy. Don't say nothing about him fartin'! Frylock: Oh, he's just doing that with his mouth Meatwad. Sometimes the most brilliant people are the most eccentric. Meatwad: Really? That's a dead-on impression of a butt.
thecubing4.mp3 Carl: No, no. I got nothin' to say to you. Frylock: Nothing personal. Carl: Oh, thank you. Cube: Hey, nice yard! It's niiice! Frylock: How's that restraining order coming? Carl: For your information, it's still tied up in the courts cause I don't have photographs of things like this thing you're doing here with my butt. What're you doing? Stop doing it. Cube: ...Check it out! It's completely rolled! Carl: No wait, keep doin' it. Let me go get my camera!
thecubing5.mp3 Master Shake: Sup? Cube: Chicken butt! Ha-Ha! Have you ever heard that before? Master Shake: Yeah, I heard it a lot...in the second grade. Cube: It's a good-n. Master Shake: Could you define 'good-n' please? Cube: Get me the business pages! I wanna give someone the business! Master Shake: Uhh. I'll be inside. Away from you.
thecubing10.mp3 Master Shake: He's doing the 10-pound ball joke all wrong. Cube: Is this the golf course? It is? Do you have 10-pound balls? No? Then how do you walk? Haha. How do you walk with a-- Regular? Well.. pbbtthhh Master Shake: I mean, that doesn't make sense any way you hear it.
thecubing6.mp3 Meatwad: Yeah.. Yeah, this one time. I rent me a pressure washer. Start this business: Meatwad Pressure Washin'. But then I's told, "You got to have a license." I says, "License?! Hell, I ain't even supposed to be in this country." Then they got all mad.
thecubing9.mp3 Wisdom Cube: I'm sorry, we didn't mean it-- I'm the real Wisdom Cube. This is my cousin, the dumbass ahedratron. Cube: Say it, don't spray it.
thecubing7.mp3 Master Shake: Put it out, get the answer. Frylock: I just don't know if I'm ready for the final answer. Meatwad: But you could be. Master Shake: I'm ready for you know. Wisdom Cube: Do it with your hands while we're watching. Cube: Come on, put it out. Wisdom Cube: That'd be awesome. Frylock: (Puts out flaming bag of dog poop) Awww, man! Cube: Woo-hoo! Wisdom Cube: Jack-ass! Master Shake: The oldest friggin' trick in the book!! Wisdom Cube: Hey man..you know if you want the final-final answer...um...you should put it in your mouth. Master Shake: I think you're ready. Frylock: You sonofa-- Come back here!
