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kidneycar10.mp3 Dr Weird: (Javier is buffing the floor and steals Dr. Weird's necklace. Dr. Weird shoots tacos at him) PUT IT BACK!
kidneycar1.mp3 Frylock: Hey.. Carl.. how you doin' man? Carl: Take a look at that. Frylock: Oohh. Hey, Carl. This is pretty boss man. Where'd you get those graphics done? Carl: Thank you, I didn't frickin' do it. Frylock: Well, then why are you showin' it to me? Carl: Someone stole it, raced it, and brought it back! Frylock: Oh.. well, I mean. You did call the police, right? Carl: Ohh, yeah. Good one, I never thought of that. Yeah, they stopped takin' my calls like.. long ago.
kidneycar2.mp3 Meatwad: Carl, I see you're noticing my braids. Carl: No, I'm not. Meatwad: Did you know that you can have braids just like this? With Ultra-Mega-Braid. Frylock: Hey, Carl. You wanna try one out? Carl: No. Frylock: We can do your shoulders! Meatwad: They come in seven different colors. And you can add decorative beads and glitter. Make your unique own Ultra-Mega-Braid. Frylock: $3.99 Carl: Hey, kiss my ultra-mega ass. Meatwad: And if you order now, we'll include an egg slicer. Frylock: Uhh, Meatwad. He's gone. Meatwad: Shoot, I ain't never gonna sell one of these. Frylock: Aww, Meatwad. That's not the right attitude! But you're probably right. You won't sell any of this crap.
kidneycar3.mp3 Carl: What're you doing with that helmet? Master Shake: This? Oh, this...is for the rapture...Armaggeddon? Carl: Yeah, well it looks like a racing helmet. Master Shake: Yeah it does...but it's not.
kidneycar4.mp3 Carl: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy off the pedal there, Jeff Gordon. I am keeping the graphics. Meatwad: That's fine. It ain't "2 Wicked" no more. It's the "Hotwad", and we gonna fix this up and make it my work car.
kidneycar5.mp3 Meatwad: Okay now, when I say 'crank it!', you do whatever it is peole do when they told to do that. Boxy: Uh-uh. I ain't hearin' that, see. You askin' or you tellin'? Cause nobody tells Boxy Brown. Meatwad: Boxy, this isn't a big deal I am just asking a favor. Now if you remember I helped you move your Grandma to the home and that was my day off. Boxy: That wasn't no grandma boy; that was a grocery bag. Meatwad: But you just a box.. Boxy: I just a what, bitch?! Meatwad: You're D-D-Duke of New York, you're A #1? Boxy: You say it louder, boy. Meatwad: You're a Duke of New York, A #1!! Boxy: Yeah!
kidneycar6.mp3 Meatwad: (Makes Car Sounds) Hey! Hey, yeah you! Yeah I'm lookin' at you. Move your van or I'm gonna move it for ya!
kidneycar7.mp3 Meatwad: Aww, shoot. The bronze 5-0. Master Shake: Is there a.. Is there an emergency or something? Meatwad: Well, yeah.. I mean.. Master Shake: Somebody having a baby? Meatwad: Well, I need to get to work.. Master Shake: What's goin' on here? Meatwad: Hey, I'm a wild man. I can't drive 55. Master Shake: No wheels here either. Can you pass an inspection like that? Meatwad: Mmm hmm. Yessir. Master Shake: I saw you ran through a couple of lights and I'm thinking...surely this little lady would do that in her own town. Where ya from? Meatwad: Now, they was yellow when I went through 'em. Master Shake: Uh huh, they were red. Just like your ass is gonna be when I get through with you. All right, step out of the car please. Have you had anything to drink tonight, ma'am? Meatwad: Oh, hell yeah. Can I mix you something? Master Shake: All right. I want you to walk in a straight line to that manhole and when you fall down in there I want to hear the alphabet backwards. Meatwad: Okay. Master Shake: SUCKER! (steals the car)
kidneycar8.mp3 Meatwad: Here's the estimate. He told me I may not like what I see, but it's the truth. Check it out. Frylock: 32 grand?! That doesn't sound right. Did he even look at the car? Meatwad: Yeah, I mean over the phone, yeah. He says that it sounded like my hobbit that turns the crank case is depressed and needs therapy. We need get us a new hobbit. They's from the land beyond time. Land beyond time is also gonna hook us up with a unicorn for the radiator. I ain't even gonna tell ya about that haunted air conditioner. Plus, the air filter? That's made of plutonium. That's gonna involve Superman, so...ya know, plus shipping from Krypton. And the cow..jumped over the moon. Frylock: Is this what he told ya or is this..how you heard it? Meatwad: You should read it for yourself. I don't even know anymore. Frylock: Wow. He actually did write all that. What an asshole.
kidneycar9.mp3 Carl: Hey, hey! What was that noise. Um..where is my white hatchback? Master Shake: Excuse me? Carl: And why are there skidmarks there? Master Shake: Uh.. I just got through mowing the lawn...if that's a crime. Carl: I frickin' rented this thing this morning! Master Shake: Yeah, we know how you did it. Congratulations! The bank gave you a credit card.
