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theshaving14.mp3 Dr. Weird: (baby talks spider) Where's your brother? Oh, there he is! (Steve whines and screams) Shut the **** up Steve, you're scaring him!!
theshaving1.mp3 Meatwad: Huh-uh. I done told ya now. This Halloween, you won't like me when I'm angry. Master Shake: I don't like you ever. Now just hold still: You're about to be both Hall and Oates. Meatwad: People ain't gonna get that! Master Shake: ...yeah, you're right.
Frylock: Shake, unplug that. Master Shake: Oh, great. Look who just ruined Halloween. You know you're like the A-bomb! Everybody's laughin' and havin' a good time until you show up. Then boom: everything's dead. Frylock: Come on outta there, Meatwad.
Meatwad: He done like..throw a car at a woman. Master Shake: Plus: his genitals were purple.
theshaving4.mp3 Frylock: From the Ship of the Damned!! Muah hah hah. Meatwad: Okay. Frylock: You know, the Ship of the Damned? Meatwad: Nuh uh. Frylock: Famous short story about a ship that had a hole in it? Meatwad: No. Master Shake: Yeah, just go put on your ballerina shoes get the rest of the outfit, be who you really are...Dr Zhivago. Yeah, you suck. Frylock: I'll just go get the candy, okay? Meatwad: He's gettin' candy! Master Shake: I got ten bucks says he's wearing women's panties under that.
theshaving5.mp3 Frylock: Weird.. Ya know, come to think of it we do occasionally get mail for a Willie Nelson. I used to forward it but now.. I just throw it out. Sorry. Willie Nelson: Oh, good. Thanks. This isn't mine. I think I'll throw it out. Master Shake: Hey! That was my window to the world! Willie Nelson: Well now it's been shattered by the monster.
Master Shake: Whats that word that's the exact opposite of scary? Meatwad: Tacos? Master Shake: Taco?! Where?! Get outta my way, those are mine I made them!
theshaving7.mp3 Willie Nelson: I mean do you guys have a fan..or something? I mean, I'm just gonna borrow it. I'm not gonna keep it. Master Shake: You are the gayest monster since gay came to Gaytown! Willie Nelson: Whoaaa...
theshaving8.mp3 Master Shake: Yeah, I bet you do a number..in your tights..on broadway..which is where ya moved to after ya left Texas Chainsaw Mascara..where you're from!
theshaving10.mp3 Master Shake: Come. Now remember you have no regard for human life, most especially women because they have the organs that you wish that you had so you wanna make a suit from them. Willie Nelson: But I don't wanna make a suit from them. Master Shake: Listen to me, that's how it's done. All you concern yourself with is kill, kill, kill, ya got it? None of this side crap cause its throwing you off!
theshaving11.mp3 Willie Nelson: Crap.. Carl: WHAT?! What do you want?! Meatwad: Yeah, what do you want?! Willie Nelson: Um.. What're you doing here? Carl: I live here ass(hole)! Willie Nelson: Yeah.. Ohh.. I know. Meatwad: And I'm just visiting. Willie Nelson: Umm, hey. You didn't get any of my mail by mistake did ya? Willie Nelson? Meatwad: Hang on, lemme look. Carl: Eat me.
theshaving15.mp3 Willie Nelson: Of course, Blood-Feast Island Man does thirst for blood. Master Shake: Yes, the thirst is part of his pain, because the Devil had sex with a dog, and your mother was that very dog. Willie Nelson: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know all about that. And as you know, because you wrote it, I do feel the need to kill again. Master Shake: You crave it!
theshaving16.mp3 Willie Nelson: Uummm.. Are we trying to kill him or scare him? Master Shake: Killing is scary. Come on, it's Halloween!
theshaving12.mp3 Carl: Hahaha, yeah! That was frickin' awesome! Meatwad: Yeah, gimme some skin! Carl: No thank you. I think I got enough of your skin on my face here. Meatwad: Come on, boy. I know where he lives; we gonna scare him good!
theshaving13.mp3 Frylock: Hey, Willie? You up there? Willie Nelson: Yeah, come on up. Frylock: I actually found some mail for you. Willie Nelson: I just gotta get the light. There we go. Oh, it's just a missing persons thing? Oh wait- Hey, I know this guy. Frylock: Oh, God. Willie Nelson: Hang on, he's over here. Master Shake: Hey, I just wanted to check out the di-- Oh my God no! Willie Nelson: Yeah, I'm sorry. It's a total mess right now. It's usually not like this. Meatwad: Booo!! Hahah, I had you goin'.. Carl: Hey.. wait a second here.. Meatwad: Oh my Goodness... Willie Nelson: JUICE!! (Carl screams as Willie drinks his blood) Oh, I'm sorry. Did anyone want some juice?
