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revengeofthetrees14.mp3 Steve: (Doing Dr. Weird) Gentleman, fill me with barbeque sauce because I'm dumb as hell. Javier: (Spanish) Steve: Yeah, I know Javier. (Dr. Weird's head appears and eats Steve's head)
revengeofthetrees12.mp3 Frylock: You don't wanna hang out, Carl? Look at what I got here on the grill. Carl: Oh, what the hell is that? Frylock: They're T-Bones, Carl. Huh? Yeah! The T stands for tofu! Look at that cut of bean. Carl: Okay, have a crappy weekend! Hope your house burns down!
revengeofthetrees13.mp3 Frylock: Shake! It would take all day to smoke somethin' that big! Master Shake: Smoke it? What're you smokin', cause I ain't slow cookin' jack! We're flash-fryin' this motha!
revengeofthetrees3.mp3 Master Shake: Whoa, whoa, you take it up too high how am I gonna inject the cheese? Frylock: The cheese? Carl: Ohh yeah!! What is that, cheddar or pepperjack? Master Shake: Both! Carl: You are the man!! Master Shake: There's pork in there too. See, I rolled it in ranch dressing and then I force fed it to her. How do you think she died? Natural causes? Carl: This is going to be so good.. Frylock: Yyuch..
revengeofthetrees4.mp3 Meatwad: While we're waitin' does anybody wanna throw the frisbee? Carl: Yeah, yeah go long. Meatwad: All right, I'm goin' long, now! Carl: Little further, little further. Meatwad: How far? Over here? Carl: Little further. Okay, whoa. Meatwad: All right, this is in the street now. Carl: Here we go! (Throws frisbee on the roof) Oh.. shoot. Almost. Meatwad: Aww, Carl. I'll get the ladder.
revengeofthetrees5.mp3 Carl: Hey..can I help you? Master Shake: Yeah, you can help me pull this into your yard. Frylock don't want it in ours no more. Carl: Yeah, no, we're not doing that. Master Shake: (Laughs) How quickly we forget. You see that large, bulbous gut you got? Imagine it on the inside. It's filled with flash-fried cow and cheese. Carl: All right, all right, all right. I will help you and we will take it to a.. ya know.. a proper recycling facility.
revengeofthetrees15.mp3 Carl: Okay. You got that end? Master Shake: Yeah. Carl: Tip it over, and run like hell. ...frickin' illegal... Hey, hey where are you?! Master Shake: (running away) HE DID IT! Carl: Okay, fine yeah. Run. Hey, who's gonna arrest me, huh? The frickin' trees?
revengeofthetrees16.mp3 Master Shake: Wow.. Somebody should really get that. Hmm.. Somebody... Yeah.. Ohh.. Yeah, I'll get it-- Oh, you got it, okay. Meatwad: It's for you..
revengeofthetrees6.mp3 Meatwad: Have we always had this tree out there?. Master Shake: Yes.. Meatwad: I need to be more observant. My wife's always on my back about it. Master Shake: Who is talking to you? Will you let us talk? Now get the gasoline, it's blockin' the yard!
revengeofthetrees8.mp3 Frylock: Did you do this? Master Shake: Frylock, come on, ya know me. How long we known each other? Frylock: You did it. Master Shake: Of course, but listen. The point is that they don't know that. They can't prove it! They're friggin' trees!
revengeofthetrees9.mp3 Frylock: No, not that. Look, what do you call it when he.. when he wants to get out of this? Tree: Oh, that's the sweet release of death.
revengeofthetrees11.mp3 Carl: Ya don't need to tear it off to read it. (screams) Tree: Oh.. uh, I think it's on the front. Hang on. Carl: Check check check it again before you.. (screams) Tree: Ohh, wait. It was on the back. Carl: No, no don't do that. (screams) Tree: Oh, here we are. I didn't write anything down.. I just drew some stuff. (giggles)
revengeofthetrees17.mp3 Frylock: You're both guilty as hell. You know that, don't you? Master Shake: Frylock! That was never proven in the wood court.
