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supertrivia16.mp3 Dr. Weird: (Dr Weird speaking through his ass) Gentleman, allow me to introduce myself. I am Dr. Buttocks! Gentleman... where are you?!
supertrivia1.mp3 Frylock: Benmark? Shake: It's a sublevel country...underneath Denmark. Think you would've heard of it..
supertrivia2.mp3 Meatwad: Hey, hey Frylock. Gimme a pitcher of beer. Frylock: I will not, you're not old enough to drink. Meatwad: Pff. You don't know everything. If you did we wouldn't be losin' right now! Frylock: We wouldn't be losing right now if you didn't put down Backstreet Boys on half our answers! Meatwad: Look, my gut tells me backstreet, and that is where my brain is.. with my gut.
supertrivia3.mp3 Frylock: I hate that Wayne. Master Shake: No way you're ever getting sex with a thing like that on your head. Wayne: Sup! Master Shake: Not like us, right pal?
supertrivia4.mp3 Meatwad: Just calm down Frylock, it's over. We lost again. Let it go and accept the truth: That we is dumb; dumb as hell.
supertrivia5.mp3 Master Shake: Where are the chicks.. and why are you clipping my eyes open? Frylock: Look, just watch the screen okay? Master Shake: All right! Porno! Hey, I can deal!
supertrivia17.mp3 Frylock: All right, how're we doin'? Meatwad: Fine. Master Shake: No, we're not doing that. My eyes..are thirsty as hell. Who do you think you are? Frylock: I'm the only US President to serve 2 non-consecutive terms in the oval office. Master Shake: Then that would make you Grover Cleveland and-- Why is this coming out of my mouth?! Frylock: Meatwad, how many non-consecutive terms did Grover Cleveland serve? Meatwad: I'm fine. Everything's fine like wine. Frylock: Why don't we just..unhook you..
supertrivia6.mp3 Carl: Tonight I'm downloading porn at 14 kilobits a second. Haha, I'm just kidding. I got a cable modem back here.
supertrivia7.mp3 Frylock: Well we were hoping you'd wanna come to a party with us tonight. Carl: It looks like they're done partyin'. Now what they're doing is loitering. And that's very illegal.
supertrivia8.mp3 Carl: Hey, here's a trivia question. Why would I wanna do that?! Yeahh.. that chicks! Where are they Fryman? Frylock: They're in the back..moistening their T-shirts...
supertrivia9.mp3 Carl: There's a broad..there's a broad right there. Hey! Yeah, you dingbat! I want a pitcher of beer, fried jalapenos, the nachos grande, and let's start with 50 wings extra hot and keep the ranch coming. Frylock: Two coffees please. Carl: Heh.. you hear what I ordered? I'm gonna be fartin' blood over here.
supertrivia10.mp3 Ned Hastings: The one-eyed wonder weasels..and their two..balls. Carl: Two balls! Ned Hastings: Very, very clever guys.. nice. Carl: You get where I'm going with that, Fryman? You understand the uh.. thing? The joke, 'ere!
supertrivia13.mp3 Meatwad: Yeah, what's wrong with your hair? Frylock: Well that.. really wasn't the question.. Meatwad: So it is grass... Frylock: Damn! Meatwad: I'm eatin' it!
supertrivia14.mp3 Wayne: Go ahead. Ask forth your question to the all knowing Wayne and Wayne shall deliver unto you the answer of correctitude regardless of your limited ability to comprehend it.
supertrivia18.mp3 Frylock: Look, why don't you just make yourself a girlfriend if your brain is so damn advanced?! Wayne: Well I did. Frylock: Good, then go. Wayne: Well, I will. Frylock: And take your damn girlfriend. Wayne: I will, she's with me. Stop looking at her.
