Dr. Weird: Gentleman! Who stole my hairairium?! Steve: You're what? Dr. Weird: My hair helmet! Steve: Oh, well. That's right there. On your head. Dr. Weird: Oh. Bull shi--
themeatzone2.mp3 Master Shake: Look, there is only one way to get across this street: you close your eyes and just bolt out there with complete disregard for machine. Meatwad: What if I just kept one open and maybe tried it that way? Master Shake: Yeah, if you think you're gonna get somewhere in life by cheating. Meatwad: Well, yeah. Master Shake: I mean you may as well paint yourself yellow, run around like a maniac and call yourself Banana Man, cause that's what you're doin'! Meatwad: What's that mean? Master Shake: Shut up I'm trying to teach you! Now get out there Banana Man! Meatwad: Oky doky! Master Shake: But, wait a minute, let's wait, whoa whoa whoa. Hold on a minute, stop! Meatwad: Yay, I did it! Look, I did it! I'm across the street. Master Shake: Okay, yes you did. Get lucky.
themeatzone3.mp3 Master Shake: Okay, now this time we're going to cross the street the hard way. Meatwad: The hard way? Master Shake: Long ways! Meatwad: All right.. Master Shake: I'll keep score! Frylock: What are y'all doin'? Master Shake: Oh, great! Geek patrol on alert! Meatwad: Sound the nerd alarm. Master Shake: Look, we're not doin' jack so why don't you go back inside and stroke your test tubes like I know you love to do. Meatwad: Yeah, go back inside. We don't want any. Master Shake: Geek.
themeatzone4.mp3 Meatwad: This here's my road when I's in it. And I'm in it. Frylock: Who told you that? Meatwad: Master Shake. Master Shake: Ahem? Meatwad: Oh. CAPTAIN Master Shake. Master Shake: Of? Meatwad: -Of Interplanetary Traffic Safety Squad & Patrol. Master Shake: Which units? Meatwad: All units. Master Shake: Except? Meatwad: Except Jupiter and Spain. Or unless otherwise noted. Master Shake: Good! We're learning something here. Frylock: Meatwad, come here.
themeatzone5.mp3 Meatwad: (Having Episode) Don't drink the chocolate milk. Do not drink the chocolate milk! Frylock: Ow, damn, Meatwad. Your grip! Meatwad: I know. Come on, let's go get me that chocolate milk. Frylock: But.. you just said not to drink the chocolate milk. Meatwad: I did?! Hell, don't listen to me. Now come on.
themeatzone6.mp3 Meatwad: (Having Episode) Don't open the trash. Do not open the trash. Don't open the trash! Master Shake: Oh, no! What's in the trash? Meatwad: Soon you will know.
themeatzone7.mp3 Master Shake: (In Future) Ooo, french maid! You didn't expect me home from the whipped cream store so soon, did you? And who's your lady friend? (Hears knocks on door) Wait! Don't open, there's someone in here. I'm..I'm wrapping presents. (In present) What did she say? What was I doing? Is she hot? Meatwad: I'm not at liberty to discuss it. Frylock: Because you don't know, do you? Meatwad: Oh, I know. And it's sexy. Master Shake: I'll buy that. So long as everybody else finally knows I got it goin' on.
themeatzone8.mp3 Meatwad: (Having Episode where Master Shake beats him with backscratcher) No, don't hit me with that. Master Shake: I'll wail on you all night. How's it taste, motha? Meatwad: Okay. That was more the future of the backscratcher and not really you, so let's just take this and break it into a bunch of pieces. Master Shake: Are you sure?
themeatzone9.mp3 Meatwad: (Having Episode) One! Two! Master Shake: My fingers, dammit! Meatwad: Three? Four? Master Shake: Come on, this hurts! Meatwad: K..5? Master Shake: K..5? Meatwad: Yes, K5. Six. Hey, how you doin'? Master Shake: Who're you talkin' to? Come on, I just need one more, will you just? Meatwad: Oh, oh yeah. The last one's 7.
themeatzone10.mp3 Master Shake: Hey, Carlac, what's up? Carl: Hey, I thought we decided not to call me that? Master Shake: I wouldn't normally.. to your face. But I'm feeling lucky!
themeatzone11.mp3 Meatwad: The..the Giants are number 1! The Giants are number 1...is the future. Your future. Carl: Hey, man. That's not a prediction. That's a fact of life. You tell me something I don't know. Master Shake: You better do it.
themeatzone12.mp3 Carl: Is it supposed to stink like this? Master Shake: Yeah, that's why they call it 'crude' Carl. Carl: No, it's not. We hit my septic tank, you jackass. Master Shake: Oh, so you're storing extra oil in your septic tank? I'm on to you! Carl: You're wearing my dinner! Master Shake: Ohh, gross!
