Dr. Weird: Gentleman..behold! The thermostat! Steve: That's been there. Dr. Weird: Observe as I adjust the heat! Hahah. Steve: Is it on? Dr. Weird: You tell me! Hahah, oh, oh wait! (starts on fire)
supersquatter2.mp3 Frylock: So..Shake. You are gonna take care of the bills for us this month, aren't ya? Master Shake: Yeah, absolutely. As soon as this is done. Frylock: Well..uh..That's what you said when the last show was on. Master Shake: The last show was the popular lead-in, see. This is the show the network wants me to watch. So if you wouldn't mind...
supersquatter3.mp3 Frylock: So..Shake. Did you get those bills paid off? Master Shake: Yes, like you wouldn't believe. Frylock: All of them? Master Shake: Every single one of them. Frylock: Because there were four of them. Master Shake: I know, I distinctly remember four. Frylock: A-ha! There were six of them! Master Shake: All right, truth time. First thing tomorrow morning, we crank it out. You and me together! Frylock: Shake, tomorrow is Sunday! Master Shake: You're right! Church! Monday morning, we hit it hard--both guns blazin'. Those bills will get paid so fast they won't know what hit 'em.
supersquatter4.mp3 Master Shake: Okay, recite to me the number for the excavators..unless you wanna go back there and dig up the septic tank yourself. Frylock: You flushed the cable bill down the toilet? Master Shake: All the bills, Frylock! They're too expensive! You know how much money it takes to heat this house? Take a wild stab. Frylock: Last month: $487. Master Shake: And that's a lot of money, isn't it? Hello operator? Get me the cable company please. Are you listenin' to me? Cause I'm about to unload! (throws phone) Hah!
supersquatter5.mp3 Master Shake: We got electricity and we got each other! (lights go out) Look, we got each other! What, are you gonna bill us for that now? Frylock: You are about to learn a lesson in responsiblity, Shake. Master Shake: I'm responsible..for gettin' us into that club that one time. I smooth talked that dude, you saw me lay it down.
supersquatter6.mp3 Master Shake: Hey Carl! Carl: What? Master Shake: You think I could borrow a...come in! Ooo, is this a blooper show? I love these. Watch this: the guy in the cap right there, he's gonna get whacked in the groin by the fish..maybe the fish will bite the groin... Oh wait a minute, this is a fishing show, Carl.
supersquatter7.mp3 Carl: I don't remember ever saying, uh, "come in". Master Shake: I know, it's unspoken between us; we got a vibe goin', ya know what I mean, man? Now you go get those pretzels cause I know you're thinkin' it! Carl: Yeah, you read my mind there. Guess where the pretzels are! Think..we got a vibe.. Inside my gun. Master Shake: Hey now. Now where'd that come from? All right, look. Let's just take a step back, breathe deep, and let's go get me those pretzels.
supersquatter12.mp3 Frylock: He needs to learn a lesson about responsibility. Meatwad: You need to teach me a lesson about money! Look at this here, I was gonna send this! No one works in the system I use. Frylock: Why don't you just put all this back in your little..pine straw bank-- Meatwad: Bank?! No, that's my IRA. I use the bank, I get burned on capital gains tax!
supersquatter13.mp3 Carl: I didn't think it was loaded...I just sorta checkin' the barrel there.. Master Shake: ..and it went off in your hand. Blah, blah. I know I know, I was there. Why do you think I cranked up the volume?! Carl: Do you see my foot?! Master Shake: You know, hearing does not come back. It degrades over time. Carl: Just do something okay... just call the doctor or somethin... Master Shake: I know, I will. Carl: Do it now! Master Shake: Ssh. You're scaring the fish.
supersquatter8.mp3 Frylock: Weenies are spoiled by now, Meatwad. I mean, the fridge hasn't worked for a whole day. Meatwad: Pssh. I don't keep 'em there. I age them on the window sill, so that when they get all sticky and slimy and smellin' bad like they's rotten, that's when they's gettin' good. Frylock: Really. Meatwad: Lemme go off topic here for a bit. You know how much protein is in a weenie smoothie? Frylock: Uhh..no. Meatwad: Zero. Blend!! Frylock: I don't care how much you talk to that blender, it's not gonna work. Meatwad: Oh, hell. We gotta make one manually. I'm about to lose my frickin' mind!
supersquatter9.mp3 Master Shake: You need the doctor? Carl: Yes, please. Master Shake: It's ringing. Carl: Oh, God. Master Shake: Hello. Doctor Cheesesteak? We require one sandwich- Carl: I'm gonna blow you away. Master Shake: -with forty cc's of cheesesteak, stat! With an infusion of medical sauce. Hold please. Carl? Yellow peppers? Carl: Help me, please! My foot! Master Shake: No yellow peppers for his. Okay, thank you. See Carl? I got your backside buddy. Now look, it's gonna be twelve bucks.
supersquatter11.mp3 Master Shake: He needs an upgrade from a satellite provider because if I see one more redneck spit into a lake, I'll be forced to get up and change the channel!
supersquatter10.mp3 Frylock: You can stay with us, Carl. As long as you have those pills. Carl: Thank you, Daddy. (Lays down on a pile of ants) Master Shake: You found it, that's the guest bedroom. And hey, ya know. If you need to go to the bathroom..ya know, just do it. Frylock: Shake. Carl: Don't mess with him, okay, he's had a long day. Master Shake: Ya need anything else..there's some ants.
