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superspore1.mp3 Steve: Are you..totally sure about this one? Dr. Weird: It says to do it, Steve, and I wrote it. So it must be right! Steve: Okay, well. Knocks Dr. Weird's head off with a baseball bat (reading note) Now wait for further instructions from talking hole in neck. Uhh... screw that.
superspore2.mp3 Meatwad: Hey, hey, hey, hey, y'all know what would be fun? If I get in that pool. Frylock: And how long has it been since lunch? Meatwad: Well..4.. 6 seconds! Frylock: And I just saw you eat 40 hotdogs, didn't I? Meatwad: 40? Heh, no. 48. Frylock: You have to wait 20 minutes, Meatwad. Master Shake: Why don't we let him in now and we'll watch him cramp up and get sucked into the filter and jam it all up. Frylock: Shake, shut the hell up.
superspore3.mp3 Meatwad: Since when did you get a tail? Frylock: A tail?! Meatwad: Yeah. Dragons have tails..and kitty cats..and lizards.. Frylock: Could you please shut up, Meatwad? Meatwad: Nuh uh. I got a lot to say.
superspore4.mp3 Travis: (Japanese) Frylock: Oh, now I understand. It's a marraige proposal! Meatwad: Let me handle this. Now listen, we been through some good times together and I will always cherish that, but we do not want to marry you. We still want to date around and see other people.
superspore5.mp3 Master Shake: Oh my God, my head. Who're you?! Meatwad: Back away from her, she's psycho. Unless you're ready to settle down and have you some youngin's. Master Shake: I can't commit to that! I'm young, I'm hip and I'm single! I'm a tiger out there. You don't put a leash on a tiger! Plus that's not female. Look at it: no boobies.
superspore14.mp3 Cassette: Don't be such a bitch, I'm a lawyer. Travis: Don't be such a bitch. I lawyer! Meatwad: Get him to say, "Meatwad's #1, I ain't 'fraid of him... Call him poopy-pants. Eat my doo-doo." I don't eat doo-doo. But he- Make it like he does. Cassette: Why don't you come up to my room for a drink? Meatwad: Hey, boy. Listen to me. Cassette: I'll be nude. Travis: Come up to room for drink, nude be me! Frylock: So, how're your lessons going? Travis: Shut up bitch, get beer for me lawyer! Frylock: What? What'd you just say to me? Travis: I am his 401K! Frylock: Oh, I think I know what you need! You're going into a time out! Travis Please... me so sorry. You look good in dress, you look better on my floor. Frylock: Who got these language tapes?! Travis: You bitch. Meatwad: This is all Carl had. Frylock: "Do it all Night every night"?! This is a self help seminar! Travis: Please to free mustachio ride! Frylock: Get in that room! Travis: Me nude... Frylock: No, no...
superspore6.mp3 Meatwad: You sendin' him down to my room! Frylock: Meatwad, it's just for a few days. Meatwad: It's always "just for a few days, Meatwad". Do you understand how long a space day is? Frylock: 782 hours. Meatwad: ...neither do I. I wanna enjoy my room while I'm alive. Master Shake: Oh, yeah, that's nice. Meatwad: And I could've been the rollerskate King down here on Earth Master Shake: Uh huh. Meatwad: You know what I'm sayin'? Frylock: No. Meatwad: You don't, cause I don't.
superspore15.mp3 Master Shake: You know what? Some crazy nutjob broad must've slipped me one of them date drugs. Frylock: Must've been. Master Shake: Gotten me loaded... had her way with me. That's a problem, I'm too attractive to women. I know it makes you mad. Frylock: Yes it does. Master Shake: But listen, it's nothing for us to fight about. It's all good in the hood, you know what I mean? Frylock: I know, I know. It's cool. Master Shake: You'll get your own girl one day. Fat Chance! Excuse me, a little something in my throat.
superspore7.mp3 Master Shake: I just got a litt-- What are you doing here? Did I not tell you yesterday that I didn't wa-- Frylock: Actually, it was about 2 weeks ago. Master Shake: Yeah, well. Whatever I did, whenever I did it.. it stands.
superspore8.mp3 Travis: I rule you! Meatwad: Frylock! He says he rules us! Frylock: That's it, Mister! Time out for you! Travis: Oh, damn! Frylock: What did I just hear you say? Meatwad: I heard him, he said "damn", damn it. Only adults like us are allowed to say damn, bitch, ass and hell. So get your hellin' damnin' ass back in that bitchin' damn room, damn it! (Sees Frylock angry) What? Damn! I was just helping you out bitch! (In Time Out with Travis) You shouldn't mouth off like that.
superspore13.mp3 Master Shake: How ya doin'?! I think I need to go to the doctor. Cause I've been losing long, long tracks of time and now...I'm starting to just get a little freaked out about the fact that my hand is missing.. Heheheh.. I can't find it! Frylock: Shake, you'll be fine. That hole in your head will heal up in no time-- Master Shake: A hole?! Oh that's great. I'm sure it was drilled on one of those days I can't remember. Frylock: No, no. It's more like a dimple, really. I mean, it makes you look cute, really. Like... Shirley Temple. Master Shake: I don't remember Bo Jangles holding her brain in the back of her head as they tap-danced together. Frylock: Ughh..
superspore9.mp3 Frylock: Here's 5 dollars; go see a movie. Master Shake: Hmm.. Motion pictures are 10 dollars. Frylock: Fine, here's 10. Master Shake: But what about popcorn? Frylock: Whatever, damn. Just go! Master Shake: Wonder what's playing.. Frylock: Go. Master Shake: Fine, I know when to go. ..do you know what-- Frylock: GOO!!!!
superspore10.mp3 Meatwad: Is that what I think it is? Frylock: It's an NST: a neuro-speech transmitter. Meatwad: No, huh uh. It's my BNCS. My brushed nickel colander, stupid. Now take them wires off there and give it back. I need to drain my spaghetti. Frylock: Meatwad, you don't cook, you sleep in this thing. Meatwad: Shut up, you got fetishes.
superspore11.mp3 Carl: Hey, who's you're dead friend? He's dead! Oh, you're leaving? What are you doing, you haven't even urinated all over my house yet.
superspore12.mp3 Travis: I would say that perserverance number one aplitude...appitude...attribute! I..people person.. work good with children. People like me..because I force them to! With miolence! Interviewer: That's uh... do you have any questions for me? Travis: I rule you! Interviewer: Well, it was really nice to meet you and I'll let you know in the near future if we start hiring animals. Travis: Thank you, bitch. Suck it dry!
