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Episode 24 - Super Spore

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Steve: Are you totally sure about this one?
Dr. Weird: It says to do it, Steve, and I wrote it. So it must be right!
Steve: Okay, well. Knocks Dr. Weird's head off with a baseball bat (reading note) Now wait for further instructions from talking hole in neck. Uhh, screw that.

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Meatwad: Hey, hey, hey, hey, y'all know what would be fun? If I get in that pool.
Frylock: And how long has it been since lunch?
Meatwad: Well..4.. 6 seconds!
Frylock: And I just saw you eat 40 hotdogs, didn't I?
Meatwad: 40? Heh, no. 48.
Frylock: You have to wait 20 minutes, Meatwad.
Master Shake: Why don't we let him in now and we'll watch him cramp up and get sucked into the filter and jam it all up.
Frylock: Shake, shut the hell up.

Master Shake: why don't you make--
Frylock Why don't I make what? I said make what? You still trying to think of what you want me to make, huh? 'Cause I'll make it. Hey, are you all right?
Travis (Speaks Japanese)
Frylock Japanese? when did you start speaking Japanese?
Travis (Speaks Japanese)

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Meatwad: Since when did you get a tail?
Frylock: A tail?!
Meatwad: Yeah. Dragons have tails and kitty cats and lizards--
Frylock: Could you please shut up, Meatwad?
Meatwad: Nuh uh. I got a lot to say.

Frylock Whoa, who the hell are you?!
Meatwad Yeah, give me that tail!
Travis Move along, nothing to see here.
Frylock Get off me, Shake. Who are yoU?
Travis I am Travis of the Cosmos.
Frylock So he's using Shake as his vessel to communicate with us.
Meatwad Well, hell, I figured that out. He done got 90 eyes and no mouth. Where else he gonna talk? through his butt?
Frylock Meatwad, he won't have a butt. I mean, most aliens recycle their own waste for fuel. Obviously, this one doesn't.
Travis I have traveled many light-years so that I might attain a career on Earth. Possibly in retail, but I'm still feeling out the job situation.Ideally, it would be a staff position with insurance and hopefully a 401K. I haven't been to the dentist in five years. My breath smells like a sack of buttholes. So give me a job now or I will leave in peace, with every one of your eyeballs digested inside what I ironically call my body.
Meatwad What did he say?
Frylock Well, my Japanese is a bit rusty, but there was clearly something stated about fish drama.
Travis Did you understand what I just said?
Frylock Now, that's odd. Apparently the fish are slanted and require beards. Must be some sort of a religious--

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Travis: Wait, wait - what are you telling him?
Frylock: Oh, now I understand. It's a marraige proposal!
Meatwad: Let me handle this. Now listen, we been through some good times together and I will always cherish that, but we do not want to marry you. We still want to date around and see other people.

Frylock Meatwad, please. He's not gonna understand that. (In Japanese) Slippery breath inside banjo melted. Runny smoky.
Travis Uh..sure. Okay.
Frylock He agrees! Or he disagrees!

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Master Shake: Oh my God, my head. Who're you?!
Meatwad: Back away from her, she's psycho. Unless you're ready to settle down and have you some youngin's.
Master Shake: I can't commit to that! I'm young, I'm hip and I'm single! I'm a tiger out there. You don't put a leash on a tiger! Plus that's not female. Look at it: no boobies.

Frylock Shut up, Shake. He's trying to say something.
Master Shake: Yeah, I'll tell you what he's trying to say. "I need somebody to kick me in the ass so I can get the hell off your land. That's what you're trying to say, right?
Frylock Thank you. Oh, oh, I'm sorry. What I mean to say is: (Speaking Japanese) Suck it. Suck it dry.

Cassette: Yesterday was a good day for a birthday.
Travis Yesterday good day birthday.
Meatwad Hey, I'm impressed. He seems to be picking this English up pretty fast. I mean, it took me forever, and me still don't does it right, do me?
Frylock Yeah, I just wish there was a better way for him to talk, without just, you know, puncturing someone's skull.
Meatwad Yeah. I tell you what. He tries that at the roller rink, he ain't gonna cut it. I got an infection from them rental skates. That's why I don't skate backwards anymore. It hurts.
Frylock Yeah.
Meatwad You are interested in this.

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Cassette: Don't be such a bitch, I'm a lawyer.
Travis: Don't be such a bitch. I lawyer!
Meatwad: Get him to say, "Meatwad's #1, I ain't 'fraid of him... Call him poopy-pants. Eat my doo-doo." I don't eat doo-doo. But he- Make it like he does.
Cassette: Why don't you come up to my room for a drink?
Meatwad: Hey, boy. Listen to me.
Cassette: I'll be nude.
Travis: Come up to room for drink, nude be me!
Frylock: So, how're your lessons going?
Travis: Shut up bitch, get beer for me lawyer!
Frylock: What? What'd you just say to me?
Travis: I am his 401K!
Frylock: Oh, I think I know what you need! You're going into a time out!
Travis Please... me so sorry. You look good in dress, you look better on my floor.
Frylock: Who got these language tapes?!
Travis: You bitch.
Meatwad: Well, that's all Carl had.
Frylock: "Do it all Night every night"?! This is a self help seminar!
Travis: Please to free mustachio ride!
Frylock: Get in that room!
Travis: Me nude...
Frylock: No, no...

Frylock By yourself! This is my good friend.
Master Shake: Ah! Oh, God. what happened?
Frylock You blacked out, it's nothing. Go back to sleep.

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Meatwad: You sendin' him down to my room!
Frylock: Meatwad, it's just for a few days.
Meatwad: It's always "just for a few days, Meatwad". Do you understand how long a space day is?
Frylock: 782 hours.
Meatwad: ...neither do I. I wanna enjoy my room while I'm alive.
Master Shake: Oh, yeah, that's nice.
Meatwad: And I could've been the rollerskate King down here on Earth
Master Shake: Uh huh.
Meatwad: You know what I'm sayin'?
Frylock: No.
Meatwad: You don't, cause I don't.

Master Shake: Hey, how come there was just morning, and now it's, like, nighttime now?
Frylock Well, because you got yourself infected by an alien s'more.
Master Shake: I got the what?
Frylock No, you didn't. You know Meatwad. He's full of stories. And it's a spore.

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Master Shake: You know what? Some crazy nutjob broad must've slipped me one of them date drugs.
Frylock: Must've been.
Master Shake: Gotten me loaded, had her way with me. That's a problem, I'm too attractive to women. I know it makes you mad.
Frylock: Yes it does.
Master Shake: But listen, it's nothing for us to fight about. It's all good in the hood, you know what I mean?
Frylock: I know, I know. It's cool.
Master Shake: You'll get your own girl one day. Fat Chance! Excuse me, a little something in my throat.

Narrator: I ain't never seen nothing like this, baby.

Master Shake: Hey. good morning, everybody.

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Master Shake: I just got a litt-- What are you doing here? Did I not tell you yesterday that I didn't wa--
Frylock: Actually, it was about 2 weeks ago.
Master Shake: Yeah, well. Whatever I did, whenever I did it.. it stands.

Master Shake: Let me straighten you out here, sponge. It's give and take around here. You give it to me, and I'll take it.
Frylock Okay, go ahead.
Master Shake: And you ain't doing much for me, so I'm--aah!
Frylock All right, now show me which utensil you use to eat this. Oh, he eats just like an insect.
Meatwad Nah, I think he's doing it because he thinks it's cool.
Travis You like that, bitch?
Meatwad It is cool. It is cool.
Travis You my bitch.
Frylock Rude. Are you doing this just to spite me?
Travis I try better next time. Please, more flapjack now.
Frylock That's better.

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Travis: I rule you!
Meatwad: Frylock! He says he rules us!
Frylock: That's it, Mister! Time out for you!
Travis: Oh, damn!
Frylock: What did I just hear you say?
Meatwad: I heard him, he said "damn", damn it. Only adults like us are allowed to say damn, bitch, ass and hell. So get your hellin' damnin' ass back in that bitchin' damn room, damn it! (Sees Frylock angry) What? Damn! I was just helping you out, bitch! (In Time Out with Travis) You shouldn't mouth off like that.

Meatwad If you didn't say nothing, we'd be free. Oh. Oh. Frylock!
Frylock I said time-out! that means no talking!

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Master Shake: How ya doin'?! I think I need to go to the doctor. Cause I've been losing long, long tracks of time and now...I'm starting to just get a little freaked out about the fact that my hand is missing.. Heheheh.. I can't find it!
Frylock: Shake, you'll be fine. That hole in your head will heal up in no time--
Master Shake: A hole?! Oh that's great. I'm sure it was drilled on one of those days I can't remember.
Frylock: No, no. It's more like a dimple, really. I mean, it makes you look cute, really. Like... Shirley Temple.
Master Shake: I don't remember Bo Jangles holding her brain in the back of her head as they tap-danced together.
Frylock: Ughh..

Frylock Your communication portal is pretty bruised up in there.
Master Shake: Ha ha ha! You can see in there? Well that's fun! First off, I might not remember the last 2 weeks, but I know I don't have a portal.
Frylock Look, it doesn't matter what did or didn't happen. The point is, I made this.
Master Shake: What is that? For vegetables?
Frylock Well, it translates brain synapses and neural skull vibrations into audible speech frequencies.
Master Shake: Yeah, I got one of them too. It's called a mouth. What's your point?

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Frylock: Here's 5 dollars; go see a movie.
Master Shake: Hmm.. Motion pictures are 10 dollars.
Frylock: Fine, here's 10.
Master Shake: But what about popcorn?
Frylock: Whatever, damn. Just go!
Master Shake: Wonder what's playing..
Frylock: Go.
Master Shake: Fine, I know when to go. ..do you know what--
Frylock: GOO!!!!

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Meatwad: Is that what I think it is?
Frylock: It's an NST: a neuro-speech transmitter.
Meatwad: No, huh uh. It's my BNCS. My brushed nickel colander, stupid. Now take them wires off there and give it back. I need to drain my spaghetti.
Frylock: Meatwad, you don't cook, you sleep in this thing.
Meatwad: Shut up, you got fetishes.

Frylock I think he's got something to say with his new helmet. Come on. you can do it. Just try. Come on. Come on.
Meatwad How you doin'?
Frylock That's pretty much a dry hole. Go on. Use the helmet.
Travis Uh hello? Hello. Hello, cleveland! Ha ha ha! Joke!
Frylock It works! Yes!
Travis Yes! Ha ha ha!
Frylock Whoa, whoa, whoa! What did I tell you?
Travis May I please go to bathroom, please?
Frylock Yes you may. You do know where it is, right?
Travis Yes, sir.
Frylock There you go.
Travis Thank you for your hospitality. I must now go on to complete my mission.
Meatwad Well I didn't even get your name.
Travis It's Travis, Travis of the--

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Carl: Hey, who's you're dead friend? He's dead! Oh, you're leaving? What are you doing, you haven't even urinated all over my house yet.

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Travis: I would say that perserverance number one aplitude...appitude...attribute! I..people person.. work good with children. People like me..because I force them to with violence!
Interviewer: That's uh... do you have any questions for me?
Travis: I rule you!
Interviewer: Well, it was really nice to meet you and I'll let you know in the near future if we start hiring animals.
Travis: Thank you, bitch. Suck it dry!