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supermodel1.mp3 Dr. Weird: Gentleman, behold! I have made love to this machine! And now, upon retrospect, I ask why. Steve: I'm sure someone thinks that's pretty neat.. So you do that for science? Dr. Weird: No! It was free! And she was drunk; she didn't know what she was doing! (Lawnmower gives birth) My metal boy!
supermodel2.mp3 Frylock: And where did you get that nose? Master Shake: What nose? Frylock: The one stickin' out of your face. Master Shake: Oh, you mean the growth spurt? It's common with kids my age. When you're a little older, you reach something called 'maturity'. Look it up, wussy. Frylock: It also goes by the name 'rhinoplasty' doesn't it? Master Shake: Yes, during my mission trip I had a small procedure done so I can breathe better and hit the high notes!
supermodel3.mp3 Master Shake: Can you tell these are coconuts because they spraypainted them and they looked really good when I lef-- Meatwad: Nah, you lookin' good boy. Them professional nostrils. Something about you.. I can't put my meat on it, but you seems smarter..in the nose area. Master Shake: Well, thank you I am.
supermodel4.mp3 Meatwad: All right, number one, your cheeks are hollow. Number two, you ain't got no masculine cut to your jaw. I mean you could be a man or a woman. Master Shake: FRYLOCK! Meatwad: What are you? Master Shake: I gotta go back down to Guatamala for some more cheap surj-- mission trip. Lotta kids..big trouble. Frylock: When will you be back? Master Shake: That's really up to God now, isn't it? He works through me. No one touches any of my stuff! I am a man, dammit!
supermodel5.mp3 Meatwad: Ohhh, you've got to see this. Get off the computer, come in here.
supermodel6.mp3 Meatwad: I just don't see how you're gonna see any bears with that fat saggin' over your eyes. Frylock: Meatwad, don't. Meatwad: What, if he's our friend we need to be honest with him. Here's the test: now look at me, Shake. Can you see me? Through all the fat drippin' over your eyes. Master Shake: Well, now that you mention it, I don't know. Meatwad: Well you can't. Look here, you want you a blue jean ad? Master Shake: More than anything. Frylock: A blue jean ad?!
supermodel7.mp3 Meatwad: Hey Carl. Carl: Hey yourself. Who's your friend over there...smells like Almond Joys. Master Shake: Hey, it's me, Shake. Carl: What'd you get that done in Guatamala or somethin'? Master Shake: Get what done? Meatwad: Yeah, he did. We callin' in the pros now. Is your buddy out of prison yet? Carl: Which one? 'Cause there's three. Meatwad: Oh you know which one. The guy that was in the hotel...with the people...and the welding. Carl: Oh, Terry. Yeah, yeah he's out. But part of his parole is he's not supposed to..ya know, do what he was doin'..to flesh. Master Shake: We need him.
supermodel8.mp3 Meatwad: Listen to that. (Hear Shake screaming) Goodness. Boy, he's doin' some work, isn't he? Carl: Yeah. He builds hotrods, mostly. Sometimes faces. Meatwad: Well, we just thank ya Carl. You been real good to us. Carl: Yeah, shut up. I need my money now.
supermodel11.mp3 Master Shake: Oh.. my.. God.. I want you... to contact Jordache, and tell them I'm on my way!
supermodel10.mp3 Meatwad: You got an ass-face boy! Am I right? Frylock: Well, I guess you are right. Meatwad: I ain't talking to you. I'm talking to ass-face over here. What do you think, ass-face? Master Shake: How am I going to fill the jeans if I don't have an ass?! Meatwad: You ain't. You need get yourself a job making horror movies. "Return of the Deadly Ass-Face". Master Shake: Well fine. Meatwad: "Never Go Back to Ass-Face Lake." Master Shake: Fine. I-I won't do jean ads. That's simple.. Meatwad: "Deadly Ass-Face Lake Camp". I need to work on that one.
supermodel9.mp3 Meatwad: Has he eaten yet? Frylock: No. You can tell he's still depressed. Meatwad: Really. Is he out of my room yet? What? I need my space!
