Dr. Weird: Steve.. Steve: Yeah... Dr. Weird: Pick up that stick and slowly and carefully now..agitate the hell out of this snake! Steve: Oh, hell no!
superhero2.mp3 Frylock: Who is the Drizzle? Master Shake: Yeah! Who is he? Wear the button. Meatwad: He is you. You the Drizzle. Master Shake: Ohh, I wish. But I am very good friends with the Drizzle. He wanted you to have these special Drizzle phones: they connect directly to the man himself when you need his super help. Frylock: He's giving us a cell phone? Meatwad: There's no text messaging. This here's a suck phone. Master Shake: Yeah, but it's free.
superhero3.mp3 Meatwad: I'm calling Japan. Master Shake: Who the hell do you know in Japan?! Nobody! Meatwad: Hello, Japan? Master Shake: No! Meatwad: Yes, connect me to Godzilla, please.
superhero4.mp3 Master Shake: Do uh.. do.. gimme search for "super crime", "girls in trouble" and "press release, how to". Frylock: Here's what your search turned up. Master Shake: Sex with animals.. There's no time, man!
superhero5.mp3 Master Shake: He was bitten by a thirsty worm in a science lab accident. That radioactive stuff. I don't know how it happened but I swear to God from the day on he was able to manipulate the rain, and that is fresh. Frylock: Rain? Master Shake: Yeah, for justice! Ya know, when the villians... try to do stuff, he's like, ya know, like a rain out! Rain it out. Frylock: Uh-huh. Master Shake: ...Justice rains supreme! Frylock: Yeah, that's deep Shake. Master Shake: Yeah, see, then they gotta pick another day... to do the crime, and... he'd rain it out again! He's always a step ahead! Frylock: Uh huh. Master Shake: Finally, they can't schedule their... uh, deeds of, uh, ya know, misdoing... they just... get tired... Frylock: Wow, ya know, that's really, amazingly lame.
superhero6.mp3 Master Shake: Drizzle here. Meatwad: Yes, Drizzle? Violent criminals have put.. what did you..Fat Albert? Frylock: Prince Albert.. Meatwad: ..have put Fat Albert in a can. Frylock: No, no. It's Prince. Prince Albert. Meatwad: Oh, okay. Hang on. ...Have put Fat Albert in a can..in your can. Master Shake: I'll need precise coordinates, ma'am. Meatwad: Oh, okay. Okay.. uh. It's in your butt, boy. It's in your butt! You hear me? It's in your butt! Master Shake: Pranksters!
superhero7.mp3 Master Shake: Drizzle here. Frylock: Shake? Master Shake: No Shake. This is the Drizzle. Frylock: Come on, Shake. Master Shake: Come on, what? This is the Drizzle. What do ya need? Frylock: All right, is Shake around? I mean, you're friends with him right? Master Shake: Uh. Check. Check, 10-4. Shake, are you there? Yes, I'm right beside you. Uh, you have a call. Thank you. Hand the phone to me please. Yes. Here you go. Frylock: Shake? Master Shake: Hello. This is Shake. Frylock: Shake? Master Shake: Hold on please, thank you Drizzle.
superhero8.mp3 Meatwad: Howdy villains! I'm Mr. Mister! Watch your back, crime! When I get pissed, you get mist.
superhero9.mp3 Frylock: Are you on fire? Master Shake: What? No, no. This is.. what is this? Meatwad: Them is fumes. Master Shake: Fumes? Meatwad: Hey, that's what you oughta be, boy. Call yourself "The fume". Master Shake: Look. Lemme straighten you out. I'm not doin' that, okay? It's ridiculous.
superhero10.mp3 Master Shake: I have something to confess here.. Frylock: You're the fume? Master Shake: What'd.. how'd you know? Meatwad: More like 'The Puddle' now. Master Shake: Listen, we must keep my secret identity a secret...and that's what sucks about a secret identity. I will never get the credit that I deserve for the attention grabbing things that I do.
superhero12.mp3 Frylock: I uh, I think we'll gonna live with Uncle Carl for a few weeks. Meatwad: Okay, but wait. Master Shake: Well well. Look at what has happened. Look who's locked out in the drizzle... Where's your poncho now-- (Meatwad shows Shake a mirror) Yaahhhh!! Ahhhh!!! Meatwad: Okay, now we'll go to Carl's.