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Episode 20 - Super Hero

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superhero1.mp3

Dr. Weird: Steve..
Steve: Yeah...
Dr. Weird: Pick up that stick and slowly and carefully now, agitate the hell out of this snake!
Steve: Oh, hell no!

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Frylock: Who is the Drizzle?
Master Shake: Yeah! Who is he? Wear the button.
Meatwad: He is you. You the Drizzle.
Master Shake: Ohh, I wish. But I am very good friends with the Drizzle. He wanted you to have these special Drizzle phones: they connect directly to the man himself when you need his super help.
Frylock: He's giving us a cell phone?
Meatwad: There's no text messaging. This a suck phone.
Master Shake: Yeah, but it's free.

Master Shake: For the first month, and then after that, the Drizzle expects you to walk on your own, you know.
Frylock: Mm-hmm.
Master Shake: You're the ones in trouble, not him.
Frylock: Uh-huh.
Master Shake: So, uh, anyone in distress? Anything, you know, shaking? You know, trouble?
Frylock: Yes. how do I call Japan?
Master Shake: No! no!
Meatwad: I just got a "D" on my phone.
Master Shake: No international calls! The Drizzle's local.
Frylock: I'm going back to my room, okay?
Master Shake: Yes! To the room! Scan the internet and see if anyone's screaming for help.

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Meatwad: I'm calling Japan.
Master Shake: Who the hell do you know in Japan?! Nobody!
Meatwad: Hello, Japan?
Master Shake: No!
Meatwad: Yes, connect me to Godzilla, please.

Master Shake: You don't get a phone. You know, I told the Drizzle you'd mess this up. It hasn't been 5 minutes and you did. Trouble! Hello?
Frylock: Yeah, it's me. What did you want me to do a search for?

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Master Shake: Do uh.. do.. gimme search for "super crime", "girls in trouble" and "press release, how to".
Frylock: Here's what your search turned up.
Master Shake: Sex with animals? There's no time, man!

Frylock: You know, you're right. I don't have time for this.
Master Shake: But, you know, the Drizzle, when he was-- as a kid--

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Master Shake: He was bitten by a thirsty worm in a science lab accident. That radioactive stuff. I don't know how it happened but I swear to God from the day on he was able to manipulate the rain, and that is fresh.
Frylock: Rain?
Master Shake: Yeah, for justice! Ya know, when the villians try to do stuff, he's like, ya know, like a rain out! Rain it out.
Frylock: Uh-huh.
Master Shake: Justice rains supreme!
Frylock: Yeah, that's deep Shake.
Master Shake: Yeah, see, then they gotta pick another day to do the crime, and he'd rain it out again! He's always a step ahead!
Frylock: Uh huh.
Master Shake: Finally, they can't schedule their uh, deeds of, uh, ya know, misdoing. They just get tired.
Frylock: Wow, ya know, that's really, amazingly lame.

Master Shake: Yeah. it sounded cooler last week. Whoa! I heard he has laser feet! That's cool, right? I ask you.
Frylock: Well, you know, you would think that if he got bit by a radioactive worm, he'd have some sort of burrowing powers or something like that, right?
Master Shake: Well, he-- he could do that, too. I mean, you know, none of it's written in stone. I mean, he's-- you know, he's bad. To the bone.
Frylock: Yeah.
Master Shake: His laser bone.
Frylock: Well, thanks for the Drizzle phone. I'll be sure to contact him if we ever need to dig a hole in the yard or anything like that.
Master Shake: Okay. I'll be in the crawlspace if you need him.
Frylock: Ooh, look at this.
Master Shake: what?
Frylock: Hey, maybe we should call the Drizzle.
Master Shake: What? What is it? Is it easy?
Frylock: Well, apparently 3 drums of highly toxic chemical waste have been stolen from their storage facility in the river.
Master Shake: Oh, well, you know, that is so beneath the Drizzle. I mean, he doesn't solve unscheduled robberies. What kind of a-- this stuff needs to be known in advance.
Frylock: Oh, I know.
Master Shake: So you can get the clouds going and stuff. There's a lot of prep work involved.
Frylock: Oh, sure.
Master Shake: Plus, he had nothing to do with that, and I will deny it up and down if you say I did. He did.

Master Shake: Come on, wormies. Let's go. soup's on. Eat it up. Save some room for dessert, which is gonna be me. What? do you got a broken arm? Here, lap it up. Aw, dammit-- well, I guess there's nothing to do but just-- oh, no! an accident! How did this happen? Ho! I'm getting stronger. I--I'm getting hotter, too. Oh, wow. I mean, really hot. Wow! whoa! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!

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Master Shake: Drizzle here.
Meatwad: Yes, Drizzle? Violent criminals have put.. what did you..Fat Albert?
Frylock: Prince Albert..
Meatwad: ..have put Fat Albert in a can.
Frylock: No, no. No, no, no. It's Prince. Prince Albert.
Meatwad: Oh, okay. Hang on. --Have put Fat Albert in a can--in your can.
Master Shake: I'll need precise coordinates, ma'am.
Meatwad: Oh, okay. Okay.. uh. It's in your butt, boy. It's in your butt! You hear me? It's in your butt!
Master Shake: Pranksters! Sons of--!

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Master Shake: Drizzle here.
Frylock: Shake?
Master Shake: No Shake. This is the Drizzle.
Frylock: Come on, Shake.
Master Shake: Come on, what? This is the Drizzle. What do ya need?
Frylock: All right, is Shake around? I mean, you're friends with him right?
Master Shake: Uh. Check. Check, 10-4. Shake, are you there? Yes, I'm right beside you. Uh, you have a call. Thank you. Hand the phone to me please. Yes. Here you go.
Frylock: Shake?
Master Shake: Hello. This is Shake.
Frylock: Shake?
Master Shake: Hold on please, thank you Drizzle.

Master Shake: This is Shake.
Frylock: Yeah, whatever. The printer called and said that the Drizzle stationary and business cards are ready, but they're concerned with the paper being black and the ink being black that--
Master Shake: Everything must be black, like the storm of justice!
Frylock: Well, maybe you better talk to them, then, and this is blocking up the hallway.
Master Shake: The eye of justice. The Drizzle is lost without it.
Frylock: Well, he needs to turn it off. And by the way, where is he? Because if he is flexible, I mean, I have a few ideas that I think he might like.
Master Shake: Oh, here we go--notes. All right. well, within reason. But you gotta understand, I make the final creative call on this.
Frylock: Okay. Come on out.
Master Shake: It might be a good idea. That doesn't mean it's a Drizzle good idea.

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Meatwad: Howdy villains! I'm Mr. Mister! Watch your back, crime! When I get pissed, you get mist.

Master Shake: Forget it.
Frylock: See? He's the Drizzle's new sidekick.
Master Shake: Oh no, no thanks. Nice try, fellas.
Frylock: He's the mist master.
Master Shake: No! That's not happening. The Drizzle works alone. He doesn't share the credit with ignoramuses. He's a renegade. Plus, he's not married.
Frylock: Well couldn't Mr. Mister just hang out on the adventures and help get things wet?
Master Shake: No! the Drizzle is the wet one. Get your own thing. You can't! Because you're insecure.
Meatwad: I told you this was stupid. I want to do lightning and thunder. He don't do that.
Master Shake: He doesn't need it. Rain is his thing, man. Sheets and sheets of it. And it drenches criminals when they're outside.
Meatwad: Right, so then they go inside and rob banks and kill people.
Master Shake: Oh, yeah? is that what you think? Well, taste the rain of vengeance. Rain power, go! Come on! You can expect a forecast of vengeance in the very near future.
Frylock: Shake!

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Frylock: Are you on fire?
Master Shake: What? No, no. This is.. what is this?
Meatwad: Them is fumes.
Master Shake: Fumes?
Meatwad: Hey, that's what you oughta be, boy. Call yourself "The Fume".
Master Shake: Look. Lemme straighten you out. I'm not doin' that, okay? It's ridiculous.

Master Shake: Print shop? I'm inquiring about a very large project on the Fume. Check under Drizzle. Yeah, well, there's been some changes. See, I'm sorry to say, but that storm cloud's got to become a fume now, 'cause that's what I do. So do it. Well, it's not my fault it's already done, sir. That's a different guy and he's dead now. No! no! I didn't sign off on that, okay? Hey, don't make me send the Fume down there. Black on black. you got it? I am not asking you if people will be able to write on it. I'm telling you I want black on black. Li--am I-- what am I speaking? Am I talking greek to you? I want the "D" to an "F", and I want a fume instead of a storm cloud. Is this hard? No, I am not the Fume.
Meatwad: You should call it "the Mole"
Master Shake: I market him, I'm his friend.
Meatwad: --Or the fish tail.
Master Shake: He's not around because I'm here.
Meatwad: Or "That Thing That's Spurting All Over The place"
Master Shake: What're you-- I'm conducting business here.
Meatwad: Is that part of you?
Master Shake: Oh, God! What is it? It won't move! There's no nerves in there.
Frylock: This just came for the Drizzle. Where do you want it?
Master Shake: Who's the Drizzle?
Frylock: Well, we don't know that, do we? But he owes me 40 bucks for the COD.
Master Shake: I don't know what to tell you. Last I heard, he was going to conduct business in the middle of the sun. That could be bad.
Frylock: So I guess we can just send this box back, then, huh?
Master Shake: No. you know what? I have the key to his fortress of precipitation. I'll drop it off. Let's, uh-- let's look at it, though. What the hell is this? The cloud was supposed to be at least twice this size.
Meatwad: Yeah, and I thought he didn't do lightning.
Master Shake: He doesn't! I told that moron half a dozen times over the phone-- what's this? Villains? This is too busy. This is all too busy! By the time you read it, you're dead.
Frylock: Say, uh, can I get that $40 now? 'Cause, you know--
Master Shake: I'm not paying for this! Oh, no! Give me that.
Frylock: Where are you going?
Master Shake: I'm going to let the Fume know that he needs to let the world know that he exists.

News: Downtown is in flames tonight, as a mysterious arsonist has set fire to the entire five point section of the city. Except no one is really paying attention to what I'm saying as each and every one of you physically. Is there something that you are--that you are going to do about it?
Frylock: Uh-uh, shake. you messed up this time.
Master Shake: Is that me? Am I on?
Frylock: Damn!
Master Shake: What? What's the matter? Never seen a TV star before?
Frylock: Have you seen yourself recently?
Master Shake: Well, I'm trying to see myself on tv, but you won't move. Did you get taller?
Frylock: Yeah, I did. Yeah.
News: Our video enhancement technology shows what appears to be ants running from a charred catfish.
Master Shake: I told them that it wouldn't read.
News: And I'm afraid that's all the clues we have at this particular time. Sharon would you like me to put on some leather while I touch you in your special, special place?
Master Shake: Yeah, that's all the clues-- except for the life-size letters spelling out "the Fume," you idiots!
Meatwad: He's dissolving like sugar in coffee.
Frylock: Meatwad, shh!
Master Shake: All right.

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Master Shake: I have something to confess here..
Frylock: You're the fume?
Master Shake: What'd--how'd you know?
Meatwad: More like 'The Puddle' now.
Master Shake: Listen, we must keep my secret identity a secret, and that's what sucks about a secret identity. I will never get the credit that I deserve for the attention grabbing things that I do.

Frylock: What is that?
Master Shake: The floor. It's making sounds. Fume power, go forth! You know, suffocate!
Frylock: I got it.
Meatwad: No, I got it. I got it.
Master Shake: You got it. Okay, you get it. You got it.
Meatwad: That's what I was gonna do.
Frylock: What the hell were those?
Master Shake: Man, you know, it has been a long day.
Frylock: Is this toxic waste down here?
Master Shake: I gotta tell you, I am wiped.
Frylock: Man, this whole house is contaminated.
Master Shake: Yeah, and would it kill us to get an AC Unit in here? I mean, I'm burning up.
Frylock: I'll, uh, check the thermostat. Come on, Meatwad.
Master Shake: Very funny, fellas.
Frylock: Come on, Meatwad.
Master Shake: Who put it way up on the wall?

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Frylock: I uh, I think we'll gonna live with Uncle Carl for a few weeks.
Meatwad: Okay, but wait.
Master Shake: Well well. Look at what has happened. Look who's locked out in the drizzle! Where's your poncho now-- (Meatwad shows Shake a mirror) Yaahhhh!! Ahhhh!!!
Meatwad: Okay, now we'll go to Carl's.

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Drizzle Theme Song
Hot damn, here come the Drizzle, baby
So cold, you know he never fizzle, baby
So hot, you know we gonna sizzle, baby.
You wanna catch him? Catch him at the kizzle, baby.
Hardcore, old school stylin'.
Drizzle, baby!