cyberneticghost1.mp3 Cybernetic Ghost: This was Christmas for little Carl in 1968. Little Carl: Oh boy, oh boy! I hope this is a new Mommy! Carl's Dad: Yeah, it's not. Unwrap it you little creep, we gotta be at work in an hour. Little Carl: What is this Dad? Wha.. Is this carpet, Daddy? Carl's Dad: Carpet? No, no. It's berber. That's an industry term. Little Carl: Hey, it's like a flyin' magic carpet here. Look at this, I'm flyin' around in Egypt land! Carl's Dad: Heh heh, that's cute. Don't get too attached, there Aladdin cause it's about to be magic flyin' dinner. Little Carl: You can't eat carpet..silly Daddy. Carl's Dad: No, 'course you can't like that. You gotta boil it..til the glue gets soft, ya know. Ohh, geez. Look at the time! Little Carl: But it's Christmas, Daddy. Carl's Dad: You're not gettin' outta this. Put on your work boots and your respirator. I had to pull a lot of strings to get 'em to hire an 8-year-old! Little Carl: Don't make me go, I don't wanna make insulation... Carl's Dad: Come on, you're late!
cyberneticghost2.mp3 Cybernetic Ghost: You remember that Christmas, don't you? Carl: No I.. ya know I remember eatin' carpet. Not so much the lasers and the robots, though.
cyberneticghost3.mp3 Carl: Oh, great. Master Shake: Hey Carl! Carl: What? Why are you here? What else happened? Is my car messed up? Master Shake: Sorry, listen. I wouldn't bother you like this-- Carl: Something's wrong with my roof, isn't it? What? The robot's on my roof, right? He's rippin' up my shingles. What? Where is he? Master Shake: Carl, just relax. Listen, this...this is totally not a big deal. Carl: This is a big deal! It's a very big deal! What is this?! Master Shake: Look, at first, I thought this was that stuff that turns red when you pee in it...'cause I had to pee here a number of times. But look at it, Carl. That's blood, my friend.
cyberneticghost4.mp3 Cybernetic Ghost: Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus: an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dino-bones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators who were awoken by the searing grunts of the children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year; for many were killed!
cyberneticghost13.mp3 Frylock: That doesn't tell me why-- Cybernetic Ghost: I am not finished! You should've gotten a snack!
cyberneticghost5.mp3 Meatwad: Boy this is a long story. Maybe, um.. I will get something to eat. Carl: Yeah I think I'm going to get drunk while I listen to ya.
cyberneticghost6.mp3 Cybernetic Ghost: You are trying to mess me up on purpose. Frylock: But I thought everyone back then was undeveloped; couldn't make machines with their crinkled hands. Cybernetic Ghost: But the elves came from the Red Planet, and there was much defecation. Frylock: Yeah, yeah. You mentioned that. How long ago did you say this was? Cybernetic Ghost: Thousands of years ago-- Frylock: No, shut up! You still haven't explained why the pool is filled with elf blood! Cybernetic Ghost: I told you earlier. It was the Great Circuiting. Frylock: You didn't mention no "Great Circuiting"! Cybernetic Ghost: Oh I didn't? Thousands of years ago...
cyberneticghost7.mp3 Master Shake: Carl, wake up. You're wasted. Carl: What? Master Shake: You didn't hear a word he said, did ya? Carl: No, I guess not. What'd he say? Master Shake: I hate to be a buzzkill, but he said that your house is on elf graves and their pissed off. Carl: All right, fine. We'll do that. Meatwad: The blood's just gonna keep flowin'..unless uh.. Cybernetic Ghost: Unless Carl pays tribute to the Elfin Elders in space. Carl: I'll do it. What do I do? Cybernetic Ghost: You must give of yourself..to the great Red Ape. Carl: Okay, how much? Cybernetic Ghost: Sexually. Carl: Wonderful.
cyberneticghost8.mp3 Frylock: Hey man.. You don't have to move. You could do that other thing..that the robot talked about. Carl: Look, I know it's been awhile, right? But uh.. I'm not gonna get humped by a giant red gorilla in space, okay? No thank you.
cyberneticghost11.mp3 Carl: Oh God! Frylock: Whoa.. I tell you what. Why don't you go next door and use our bathroom? Carl: That's just what I wanna do is uh, ya know get nude in your house.
cyberneticghost14.mp3 Danzig: Now uh, is there a way to get the blood to flow up the walls? Cybernetic Ghost: I don't see why not. Carl: That's good right? Going up the wall? That's elf blood too, that's not cheap. Danzig: How much you want? Carl: Oh I don't know... You know. Maybe uh, I don't know... a million? Danzig: Killer. Draft a check tomorrow. Carl: You're serious? Thank you God!!!
cyberneticghost10.mp3 Danzig: Now look, you listen to me as hard as you f***ing can. The fucking robot came with the f***ing house and now he's fucking gone. If you see that mother-- Master Shake: Yeah.. uh, we'll tell him that. Danzig: You f***ing better. If I find out he's over here I'm gonna be eating my cereal from the bottom of your f***ing skull. Verstandlich?
cyberneticghost9.mp3 Meatwad: Hey man, you can come out now. He's gone. Cybernetic Ghost: I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying, he is so frightening, and he doesn't wear a shirt. Master Shake: You make our house bleed right now!
