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mailorderbride16.mp3 Dr. Weird: Gentleman, Merry Christmas, to you! Steve: Yay! Thanks Doc! Wow that's so sweet. Come on out of that cage, lemme give ya a big ol hug! (present comes alive and eats Steve) Dr Weird: Oh yeah!! Take it to the bank, Daddy!
mailorderbride1.mp3 Meatwad: That's hair. You read it backwards, fool. So go get it.
Meatwad: I'm not saying don't get me any toys. But I need that hair. Otherwise no one's gonna take me seriously, you see what I'm sayin?
mailorderbride3.mp3 Master Shake: Course it is! What, are you kidding me? Santa Claus ain't legal and he's around.
mailorderbride4.mp3 Master Shake: Carl, don't refer to her as a babe please. She is a Chechnyan prostitute, and you will address her as such.
mailorderbride5.mp3 Master Shake: Of course it makes sense. Look, Carl. You just go home, wash your face and your feet, shave your shoulders and you come on over to my house tonight!
mailorderbride18.mp3 Carl: No, buddy. The only cookin' she's doin' tonight-- Master Shake: Carl, stop where you are. I know what you're going to say. You're goign to make some lewd reference to cooking..being like sex.. Carl: ...cause you and I know that she will be sizzlin' like fajita meat!! Master Shake: Carl, Carl please!
mailorderbride6.mp3 Carl: I'm gonna take another shower before... the dirtiness. Master Shake: Yeah why don't you take about 5 more, and while you're at it try a shirt with sleeves if you got one Romeo. We're walkin' down that aisle! Carl: Yeah!!! TONIGHT!
mailorderbride19.mp3 Bride: Mister Shack? Master Shake: Yeah that's my name. Now fix my dinner. Carl: Hey, I paid half too, you let her choose! Master Shake: Pizza burgers! Carl: See, it's a free country baby. Come over here. Master Shake: Don't look at him, I'm the guy. Carl: Come over here. Master Shake: I'm hungry! Carl: She ain't comin' all this way to do that in America. Now We're civilized people here! Here honey.. Just put this on and shake 'em.
mailorderbride7.mp3 Carl: Hey, heyyy. Don't be a sore loser, now. You..you'll get her.. when I'm done with her.
mailorderbride8.mp3 Carl: Don't just stand on it now, ya need to hold it! It's vibratin'! Master Shake: Yeah, I got it chubby, I can do 2 things at once. Carl: No, you can't. Master Shake: Huey Lewis making a comeback?! Carl: Put the magazine down, and hold it with your hands.
mailorderbride9.mp3 Meatwad: Well, you know.. Maybe Santa's just sorta gettin' a jump start on things this year. Cause..you know.. statistics..they show that there are more children in the world today.. That's China's fault.
mailorderbride10.mp3 Carl: Ba-Baby! Look what I did for you, I hurt my neck! You know I love you.
mailorderbride11.mp3 Meatwad: Cause I ain't got no presents, that's why not. Frylock: Oh. Well, Santa hasn't come yet. Meatwad: Well, that old fat man better get his ass in gear! Because I ain't got nothin' under this tree, and I want that toy train!
mailorderbride12.mp3 Master Shake: Yeah, the reason for the season.. is pleasin'. And I haven't gottin' too much pleasin'. And Carl had better get his ass with the program!
mailorderbride17.mp3 Carl: Hey, Fryman. You think I could get you to bring your laze-eyes out here and blow a frickin' hole in my wall? Frylock: What's wrong, Carl? Carl: Well for starters, she's barricaded herself inside my house and every time I knock she screams at me in this like.. language. It's like some demon yellin' at me or somethin'!
mailorderbride13.mp3 Frylock: Well okay .. until then, I guess you can sleep here tonight, Carl. Carl: Wake up with some disease? Haha! No thank you! You get me up at 10, I'll be sleepin' in my car.
mailorderbride20.mp3 Frylock: And do you Svetlana.... What does this say? Carl: Look, just say 'Smith' or 'Jones' or something. There's no way you can pronounce that right. Frylock: ..Svetlana Smith take Carl... Carl: Just say 'Smith' again. It don't matter. None of this matters.
mailorderbride14.mp3 DJ: Introducing the new Mr.'s and Mrs. Brotowski! Carl: It's Brutananadilewski! And you get the hell outta here! Master Shake: No way! You are staying. We got him till 2!
