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Episode 16 - PDA

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Dr. Weird: Gentleman, behold! I have lost weight!
Steve: Hey, lookin' good.
Dr. Weird: All sugars gone. MANUALLY! With this! (whips out chainsaw) Hahahaha!
Steve: Okay, I think I'm gonna go to lunch..
Dr. Weird: I need to lose twenty more pounds, or I'll never be pretty!!

Master Shake: Where the hell is it?
Meatwad: Now what the--? That looked good right there. It was decorative,it matched the drapes and the carpet--
Master Shake: Don't you play dumb; you know why I had to do that! Now go outside and get it!
Frylock: Tell me again why did you have to do that, Shake.
Master Shake: Someone stole my PDA, and I will ruin this house with my anger!
Frylock: Since when do you have a personal digital assistant?
Master Shake: You didn't get my wireless email? Go get the chair!!
Frylock: Look Shake, people usually get a PDA when they have a job, and friends, and a life!
Master Shake: Now listen to me, you have no idea what I happen to do for a--for a living.
Frylock: You're damn right I don't! I saw you boil a hot dog today. Did you get paid for that?!
Master Shake: Because I don't have access to my scheduling book, because my PDA's gone!
Meatwad: Okay, here's our chair.
Master Shake: Now you go get it again! And get it right this time!
Frylock: Okay, okay, just calm down, all right? I'm sure it's around here somewhere. I mean, where else could it be?
Master Shake: Hmm. Well, I know yesterday I was tracking alien footprints in the Adirondacks.
Meatwad: Yeah. right.
Master Shake: I had it. I set it down on the stump to meet their leader and kill him once I found his plan about taking over the earth, but then I picked it back up. Hmm. I know I had it then.
Frylock: And you're sure about all this?
Master Shake: Yes. To the Adirondacks! God, who put this chair here!

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Master Shake: Okay. Um, when I was saying the Adirondaks I think what I was referring to was those really nice chairs that I was looking at in that catalogue by the pool.
Frylock: So you've never been here in your life?!
Master Shake: What--if I got 'em, you know you'd sit in 'em.

Meatwad: Hey, check this out.
Frylock: Oh, my goodness.
Master Shake: Oh no way, is that my thing? Did you find it?
Frylock: I think this is an actual alien footprint.
Master Shake: Are you--what? Are you serious? Come on! Let's go!
Frylock: Shake, we need to track these. Shake? Meatwad?
Meatwad: Have fun!
Master Shake: Hey, buddy. How you doing?
Frylock: Oh, hey yourself, buddy, hey. By the way, thanks for leaving me back there with those alien guys. I mean, you know how I love getting stepped on.
Master Shake: Look, I can't-- I mean, those are the breaks, right?
Frylock: What is this? a torture device?
Master Shake: Tor--ha ha! Oh, come on. We're looking for my thing together. We're like buds. it's cool!

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Master Shake: Hey, you fly. You go--why don't you check the gutters?
Frylock: Why would it be up in the gutters, Shake?
Master Shake: Well thats where your DVD burner ended up, when it decided not to work.
Frylock: Oh, I damn sure better not find that up there.
Master Shake: Well, thats the last place I remember chucking it.

Master Shake: I know you have it. Now, where did you put it? Or are you enjoying the briny deep?
Meatwad: Well, I told you that I did not take it.
Master Shake: Yeah, sure. You'll talk.
Meatwad: Wait a minute, now don't do--
Master Shake: They all talk sooner or later.
Frylock: Hey! Damn it, you did throw my DVD burner up here!
Master Shake: Look, next time, try buying one that works.
Frylock: Oh, my god! Pull him up! He's turning blue!
Master Shake: You know, you baby him too much. He needs to learn the importance of telling the truth, Frylock.
Frylock: Get him out of this damn cage!
Master Shake: Now, where is it, little man?
Frylock: Meatwad, can you hear me? Meatwad?
Master Shake: We'll go in your room next! Does that scare you that I said that? Mm? think fast!
Frylock: 1, 2, 3. Come on, Meatwad. 1, 2--
Master Shake: All right! Well, I guess I'm satisfied, then.
Frylock: Breathe, damn it!
Meatwad: Get him away from me!
Master Shake: I'll make a deal with you. You come clean with me right now, and I won't bring your parents into this.
Meatwad: Parents?
Frylock: Shake, you need to stop this right now. Meatwad doesn't have it.
Meatwad: I have some parents, Frylock?
Frylock: Hell no, you don't have parents. Meatwad, Meatwad, Meatwad, look, I mean, you may. You may. You probably do. I don't know. Maybe-- What are you doing?!

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Master Shake: I'm gonna have to blow this thing apart.
Frylock: Wait, wait a minute Shake. Look, just-just calm down, all right? It's not that serious.
Master Shake: But my scheduling! I need to access my database and see if I'm on schedule! I don't know!
Frylock: Look at me Shake. Look at me. Come on, please. Please Shake. We don't need this.
Master Shake: Frylock, you're right. This is crazy. What am I doing? It'll turn up somewhere. Won't it be funny? I'm suprised I didn't have it in a pocket somewhere, except I got no pockets.

Master Shake: It'll turn up. (Blows up pool) Well, it wasn't there. But I had to know.

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Master Shake: (dream sounds) Romulux! The Trenton Tar Pits! That's where it is!

Captain: Hi. this is your captain speaking. Welcome to the glass bottom boat ride at the world-famous Trenton Tar Pits. I just want to let you know I'm a convicted sex offender.
Meatwad: What kind of boat ride is this, We ain't even moving.
Master Shake: Of course we're not gonna move! We're in tar, for crying out loud!
Meatwad: Tar?! Well, I tell you, if I want to smell like a shingle, I'll go up on the roof and get my frisbee and my tank top and my captain eeyore out of the gutter.
Frylock: Yeah. he's right, Shake. Why are we here?
Master Shake: All will be revealed if you just listen to the captain.
Captain: Uh-oh, ladies and--hang on to the handrail, folks. We're entering some choppy tar. I hope our ship will hold together. This is the worst I think I've ever encountered.

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Master Shake: Okay! Here we go!
Captain: Oh, no ladies and gentleman. Now we're being attacked! Look to your left, over the tarboard side! Giant microscopic tar monsters!
Master Shake: He said tar monster! I told you!
Captain: I guess I'm gonna have to get out and fight them, ladies and gentleman. Wish me luck!
Master Shake: Didn't believe me, did ya?!
Meatwad: Good luck Captain.

Frylock: There ain't nothing over here but tar and a condom wrapper. This is gross.
Captain: Okay, I'm back, and we're safe, ladies and gentlemen.

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Captain: They won't be bothering us anymore. I chased them off with my nudity. Does that arouse anyone down there?

Meatwad: What does that mean?
Frylock: It means that we're gonna get off this boat right now.
Master Shake: Look, will you just read the information panel, please? You'll see it. There, tar monsters, huh?
Meatwad: Hey, how do I know if I'm aroused?
Master Shake: Hush. he's reading.
Frylock: Tar. Mother nature's phlegm.
Master Shake: Well--well, what-- what does it say on there about the monsters?
Frylock: It doesn't say nothing. That's it.
Master Shake: Because they don't want you to know about them. Now, I've had a longstanding rivalry with the tar creatures and the tar leader Romulox, who is a son of a-- he's always trying to copy me.
Captain: Okay, and we've docked, and I feel a little sexy.
Frylock: Come on, Shake! Let's go.
Master Shake: Romulox, I know you're in there, and if I find out you've got my PDA, are you gonna be in trouble, boy.
Frylock: Come on, Shake!

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Captain: Who down there wants to meet the Captain and feel sexy with him?
Meatwad: Ooo! I do! I want to meet the captain!
Frylock: No you don't!

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Meatwad: I wanted to meet that Captain and get sexy with him or whatever he said.

Frylock: Here you go, Shake.
Master Shake: What is this?
Frylock: I got it at the giftshop. It's a PAA-- personal analog assistant. And it's got the tar pits on the cover so you can remember your imaginary friend Romulox.
Master Shake: How does it, uh, sync up with the computer?
Frylock: Well it doesn't. You kind of have to write your own dates in.

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Master Shake: Aww, gee whiz! This is the greatest present I ever had in my whole life that I never wanted, ever!

Master Shake: I'll just break out the GPS tracking-- ooh! I just remembered it doesn't have it. It doesn't even have a map in here! All that's in here is paper! If I wanted that, I'd chop down a bunch of trees in the rainforest.
Frylock: All right, all right. F ine. You don't want it, give it to me. I'll use it.
Master Shake: No. Nobody will have it. Hey, Frylock, you know, I could have played Tetris, but I'd have to animate it page by page and make a flip book-- Romulox! You!
Romulox: Hey. Yeah, it's me. What's the problem?
Frylock: Who the hell is this?
Master Shake: Tell him who you are, Romulox. And hey, oh, nice gloves. Wherever did you get those?
Romulox: Excuse me. I'm on the phone.
Master Shake: Oh, jeez, I'm-- I didn't see--
Romulox: You know, let me get back to you. I've got some subhumans here. Videophone me, all right, buddy? I'll be at the ten seasons. You got it, babe.
Frylock: Excuse me. what are you doing in our house?

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Romulox: Look-- now that was a phone call. I'm sure you've had one, but I get them all the time.

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Master Shake: Well, I was just saying that you have the gloves that the..yellow.
Romulox: Oh these? They're the original yellows. Oh, I didn't notice your knock-offs there. Nice. You going for that ironic look or the "Look, I don't have any money" look?
Master Shake: I don't know, which one would you do?

Romulox: Please be quiet. I'm scheduling here.
Master Shake: Is that your PDA? With an mp3 function?!
Romulox: Look, I'm trying to put my birthday on the schedule, all right?
Master Shake: And it's metallic blue! This is the one I want! I mean, the one I-- I had and I lost.
Frylock: So you didn't take his PDA?
Romulox: Oh gee, I'm sorry. Is this the movie 'Thief', music by Tangerine Dream? I don't think so.
Master Shake: How do you get the music to go?
Romulox: Yeah, don't hit it. don't hit it. Come on. Just think about the music, and the mind link function will pick up your vibe.
Master Shake: Ah! It works! Does it teleport?
Romulox: I don't know, man. you tell me.
Master Shake: Ah! I gotta frigging have this!
Romulox: Yeah. take it. It's yours.
Master Shake: Really?
Romulox: Yeah. it's old, man.
Master Shake: It is?
Romulox: Look at it. It makes me look like a hillbilly. Look, I'm better than you, okay? I just am.

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Master Shake: Whoa, that's cool what's that?
Romulox: What's it look like dude? It's a grappling hook. Where've you been, man?
Meatwad: What's wrong with your elbow?
Romulox: Oh you didn't get that surgury, I'm sorry.
Meatwad: We don't have insurance.
Romulox: Only two people in the world have the easy flow elbow and one of them happens to be named Bruce Willis.

Romulox: Okay. I'll see you at the chateau.
Master Shake: All right, the chateau!
Romulox: Hold on, Magellan. I'm on the phone again. Hands free belt unit? We talked about this already.
Master Shake: I'm so sorry.
Romulox: I am outtie 5000. Ciao.
Master Shake: I'll come over. I'll call you later. You say hi to Magellan for me there, crazy kook.

Carl: Yeah, is this V. Roney Insurance? Oh, hey, Vishal. How you doing?
Vishal: What's up?
Carl: I didn't recognize you. How are the kids? Good?
Vishal: What do you mean, my kids? what's up?
Carl: Yeah, look, Vishal--
Vishal: What'd you call me here for? Where did you get my number?
Carl: Uh. My pool exploded. Again.
Vishal: We don't cover mysterious explosions--
Carl: What do you mean, it doesn't cover mysterious explosions?
Vishal: Is this another explosion? What's up? How many of these do you have in a week? Do I look like a money tree?
Carl: Look, I know! I know, I know you're not a magical money tree.
Master Shake: Carl, Carl, come on! Guess who I am! Guess! Did you see that? Who am I? Who am I?!
Vishal: What the hell was that?
Carl: No, that's nothing. What do you care? You're not gonna cover it anyway.
Master Shake: I'm batman!

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