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pda13.mp3 Dr. Weird: Gentleman, behold! I have lost weight! Steve: Heyy.. Lookin' good. Dr. Weird: All sugars...gone. MANUALLY! With this! (whips out chainsaw) Hahahaha! Steve: Okay, I think I'm gonna go to lunch.. Dr. Weird: I need to lose twenty more pounds, or I'll never be pretty!!
pda1.mp3 Master Shake: Um, when I was saying..the Adirondaks I think what I was referring to was those really nice chairs that I was looking at in that catalogue..by the pool.. Frylock: So you've never been here..in your life?! Master Shake: What..if I got 'em, you know you'd sit in 'em.
pda2.mp3 Master Shake: Hey, you fly. Why don't you check the gutters? Frylock: Why would it be in the gutters, Shake? Master Shake: Well thats where your DVD burner ended up, when it decided not to work. Frylock: Oh, I damn sure better not find that up there. Master Shake: Well, thats the last place I remember chucking it.
pda14.mp3 Master Shake: I'm gonna have to blow this thing apart. Frylock: Wait, wait a minute Shake. Look, just-just calm down, all right? It's not that serious. Master Shake: But my scheduling! I need to access my database and see if I'm on schedule! I don't know! Frylock: Look at me Shake. Look at me. Come on, please. Please Shake. We don't need this. Master Shake: Frylock, you're right. This is crazy. What am I doing? It'll turn up somewhere. Won't it be funny? I'm suprised I didn't find it in a pocket somewhere...except I got no pockets.
Master Shake: (dream sounds) Romulux! The Trenton Tar Pits! That's where it is!
pda3.mp3 Master Shake: Here we go! Captain: Oh, no ladies and gentleman. Now we're being attacked! Look to your left, over the tarboard side! Giant microscopic tar monsters! Master Shake: He said tar monster! I told you! Captain: I guess I'm gonna have to get out and fight them, ladies and gentleman. Wish me luck! Master Shake: Didn't believe me, did ya?! Meatwad: Good luck Captain.
Captain: They won't be bothering us anymore. I chased them off with my nudity. Does that arouse anyone down there?
pda5.mp3 Captain: Who down there wants to meet the Captain.. and feel sexy with him? Meatwad: Ooo! I do! Frylock: No you don't!
pda6.mp3 Meatwad: I wanted to meet that Captain.. and get sexy with him..or whatever he said.
pda7.mp3 Master Shake: Aww, gee whiz! This is the greatest present I ever had in my whole life that I never wanted, ever!
pda8.mp3 Romulox: Look.. now that was a phone call. I'm sure you've had one.. but I get them all the time.
pda10.mp3 Master Shake: Well, I was just saying that you have the gloves that the..yellow. Romulox: Oh these? They're the original yellows. Oh, I didn't notice your knock-offs there. Nice. You going for that ironic look or the "Look, I don't have any money" look? Master Shake: I don't know, which one would you do?
pda11.mp3 Master Shake: Whoa, that's cool what's that? Romulox: What's it look like dude? It's a grappling hook. Where've you been, man? Meatwad: What's wrong with your elbow? Romulox: Oh you didn't get that surgury, I'm sorry. Meatwad: We don't have insurance. Romulox: Only two people in the world have the easy flow elbow and one of them happens to be named Bruce Willis.
pda9.mp3 Carl: Heh, heh, hey!! I'm Batman too, eh??!!! AHHH!
