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Episode 15 - Interfection

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Dr. Weird: (High voice) Gentleman, turn it on!
Steve: Okay..
Dr. Weird: Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off!!

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Master Shake: Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've read the arguments on both sides, and I haven't found any evidence yet to support the need to brush your teeth. Ever.
Meatwad: I don't know how you'd know.. you ain't got no teeth.
Master Shake: Well I got rid of my teeth at a young age..because.. I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why (bleep). Come and get 'em.
Meatwad: Well if teeth make me gay, then sign me up, cause I wish I had 'em.

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Master Shake: You doubt me?!
Meatwad: Yeah..
Master Shake: Well, let's compute it. And I will solve the answer.. to your face!

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Master Shake: Computer! Search for teeth.. and plaque conspiracy.. and Metallica..
Meatwad: And Justin Timberlake!

Master Shake: Well, I'm sorry, but if you can't learn that little lesson, then someone's going to get their little mouth stabbed shut with skewers! And then we'll see how easily the axe slices through the meat! All right, okay. Maybe that was a little huge.

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Master Shake: Listen.. I would never hit you with an axe.. when you had skewers stabbed through your mouth. I would figure one or the other would be enough..

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Meatwad: Well, all right! 5.9% over APR, you don't get that every day.
Master Shake: Are you kidding?! With APR like that I could just die!

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Frylock: Hello? I'm home.
Meatwad: Uh oh..
Master Shake: Let's get outta here! But you stay. You did this!

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Frylock: Why is my door locked?
Master Shake: I dunno, we've never been back there.. Hey, is that your room? Hey, When did you start livin' here?! Hey, we're roomies!

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Frylock: You've been messing around with my computer, haven't you?!
Meatwad: Shake said it was the crime lab..
Master Shake: Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't realize that I was in the Supreme frickin' Court here.
Meatwad: Neither did I.
Master Shake: Should I have my lawyer present? For my frickin' trial?!
Meatwad: Yeah.

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Meatwad: Help!
Frylock: Meatwad! Where are yoU?!
Meatwad: I dunno, I'm on some beach pinned up against some naked girls.
Master Shake: Where's that at, where's that one at, please?

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Master Shake: Listen to me, Meatwad. Is it hot girl-on-girl action?
Meatwad: Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're girls. But this one looks kinda...strong.

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Master Shake: I will...redden their buttocks.

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Master Shake: I've got a little question. Can you tell me how I get the women that don't have the ZZTop lumberjack look? If I wanted to date Saskwatch, I'd date your mother! HA-HA!