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interfection12.mp3 Dr. Weird: (High voice) Gentleman, turn it on! Steve: Okay.. Dr. Weird: Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off!!
interfection13.mp3 Master Shake: Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've read the arguments on both sides, and I haven't found any evidence yet to support the need to brush your teeth. Ever. Meatwad: I don't know how you'd know.. you ain't got no teeth. Master Shake: Well I got rid of my teeth at a young age..because.. I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why (bleep). Come and get 'em. Meatwad: Well if teeth make me gay, then sign me up, cause I wish I had 'em.
interfection1.mp3 Master Shake: You doubt me?! Meatwad: Yeah.. Master Shake: Well, let's compute it. And I will solve the answer.. to your face!
interfection2.mp3 Master Shake: Computer! Search for teeth.. and plaque conspiracy.. and Metallica.. Meatwad: And Justin Timberlake!
interfection3.mp3 Master Shake: Listen.. I would never hit you with an axe.. when you had skewers stabbed through your mouth. I would figure one or the other would be enough..
interfection4.mp3 Meatwad: Well, all right! 5.9% over APR, you don't get that every day. Master Shake: Are you kidding?! With APR like that I could just die!
interfection5.mp3 Frylock: Hello? I'm home. Meatwad: Uh oh.. Master Shake: Let's get outta here! But you stay. You did this!
interfection6.mp3 Frylock: Why is my door locked? Master Shake: I dunno, we've never been back there.. Hey, is that your room? Hey, When did you start livin' here?! Hey, we're roomies!
interfection7.mp3 Frylock: You've been messing around with my computer, haven't you?! Meatwad: Shake said it was the crime lab.. Master Shake: Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't realize that I was in the Supreme frickin' Court here. Meatwad: Neither did I. Master Shake: Should I have my lawyer present? For my frickin' trial?! Meatwad: Yeah.
interfection8.mp3 Meatwad: Help! Frylock: Meatwad! Where are yoU?! Meatwad: I dunno, I'm on some beach pinned up against some naked girls. Master Shake: Where's that at, where's that one at, please?
interfection9.mp3 Master Shake: Listen to me, Meatwad. Is it hot girl-on-girl action? Meatwad: Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're girls. But this one looks kinda...strong.
interfection11.mp3 Master Shake: I've got a little question. Can you tell me how I get the women that don't have the ZZTop lumberjack look? If I wanted to date Saskwatch, I'd date your mother! HA-HA!
