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Episode 15 - Interfection

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Dr. Weird: (High voice) Gentleman, turn it on!
Steve: Okay.
Dr. Weird: Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off!!

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Master Shake: Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've read the arguments on both sides, and I haven't found any evidence yet to support the need to brush your teeth. Ever.
Meatwad: I don't know how you'd know, you ain't got no teeth.
Master Shake: Well I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get 'em.
Meatwad: Well if teeth make me gay, then sign me up, cause I wish I had 'em.

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Master Shake: You doubt me?!
Meatwad: Yeah.
Master Shake: Well, let's compute it. And I will solve the answer.. to your face!

Master Shake: Come on. To the crime lab!
Meatwad: Frylock says this ain't the crime lab, and this is his room, and he don't like us in it.
Master Shake: Will you hush?! You want to damage the search engine?

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Master Shake: Computer! Search for teeth and plaque conspiracy. And Metallica.
Meatwad: And Justin Timberlake!

Meatwad: Do Justin Timberlake. J-u-s--
Master Shake: Please hush up. The search needs complete silence to work.
Meatwad: Oh, shoot. I forgot. I'm sorry.
Master Shake: Well, I'm sorry, but if you can't learn that little lesson, then someone's gonna get their little mouth stabbed shut with skewers, and then we'll see how easily the axe slices through the meat! All right, okay. Maybe that was a little huge.

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Master Shake: Listen, I would never hit you with an axe when you had skewers stabbed through your mouth. I would figure one or the other would be enough..

Meatwad: Well hey, look at that. Are you over 18?
Master Shake: Yes. Click "yes" for yes.
Meatwad: Well, all right! Free money! You ain't even got to leave the house.
Master Shake: Please move away. Pl-- will you just-- that is mine. I asked somebody to send that to me, please!

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Meatwad: All right! 5.9% over APR, you don't get that every day.
Master Shake: Are you kidding?! With APR like that I could just die!

Meatwad: Click on it.
Master Shake: Click it! Oh, my God!
Meatwad: Yeah, I know! "Win real money."
Master Shake: Ohh!
Meatwad: Hey click on that. Now, give me 5 on black.
Master Shake: I already got ten on red, you're going to negate me! No, don't do it!
Meatwad: What, credit card? How are we gonna get one of them?
Master Shake: Get out of my way! You don't need one!
Meatwad: Whoa! Damn! You need to watch what you agree to, 'cause that one almost took my head off.
Master Shake: Really? Well, how about these ones, huh? Is your head still on, bucko? Whoops.
Meatwad: Frylock is not gonna like this.
Master Shake: Yeah, that's-- let's drag these out to the yard. I need fresh air so I can rake in the jack. That's what I'm gonna be rolling in, boy--jack!
Meatwad: Hey, man, they ain't movin'.
Master Shake: Well, you better take some vitamins and try harder!
Meatwad: Well, you brought this in. you try.

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Frylock: Hello? I'm home.
Meatwad: Uh oh..
Master Shake: Let's get outta here! But you stay and lock the door. You did this!

Frylock: Oh, there you are. what are y'all doing?
Master Shake: I'm doing this, all right? You got a problem with that?
Meatwad: Yeah. That's what we're doing.

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Frylock: Why is my door locked?
Master Shake: I dunno, we've never been back there. Hey, is that your room? Hey, When did you start livin' here?! Hey, we're roomies!

Frylock: What was that?
Master Shake: Go! Hurry!
Frylock: What the-- get off me, Shake!
Master Shake: Oh, God. I'm sorry. Jeez, that was incredibly rude.
Frylock: What are you doing?
Meatwad: Stretching.
Frylock: Oh, yeah, I can see that, Meatwad. For what?
Meatwad: Olympics?
Master Shake: No!
Meatwad: The good--uh, the Goodwill Games?
Frylock: Oh, yeah? What event?
Meatwad: The uh.. What event, Shake?
Master Shake: He's not trying out for the olympics. He's trying to hide something back there.
Meatwad: You shut up! you made me do it!
Master Shake: What are you hiding back there, you naughty Meatwad.
Frylock: What the hell is this?
Master Shake: It's the ticket to our dream home!
Meatwad: Act now! Do it!

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Frylock: You've been messing around with my computer, haven't you?!
Meatwad: Shake said it was the crime lab..
Master Shake: Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't realize that I was in the supreme frickin' Court here.
Meatwad: Neither did I.
Master Shake: Should I have my lawyer present? For my frickin' trial?!
Meatwad: Yeah.

Frylock: Oh, my goodness.
Meatwad: He did it.
Master Shake: What?! Remember we talked about this--
Frylock: How the hell did this happen?
Master Shake: Look, I was just cleaning, and I just came in here because I heard some noises, and I was thinking of you. And there he was.
Meatwad: That is a load of bull! I can't even reach the keyboard. Look at me!
Master Shake: Ah! A web of lies!
Frylock: Is that why your name is on all these windows, Shake?
Master Shake: What windows?
Frylock: All of them.
Master Shake: Whoa! That offer won't last long. Hurry! I can feel it closing.
Frylock: Oh, yeah, we're gonna be closing them right now.
Master Shake: No! My opportunities!
Frylock: Damn it! they're not closing. I'm going to have to make them smaller.
Master Shake: You don't touch 'em! I worked very hard to get these and you're just jealous 'cause I'm the one they're looking for.
Frylock: Oh man.
Master Shake: Jealous!
Frylock: Look at this. Damn it.
Master Shake: Oh wait. Go back one, please.
Frylock: They all say the same damn thing, Shake.
Master Shake: But I like that color.

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Meatwad: Help!
Frylock: Meatwad! Where are yoU?!
Meatwad: I dunno, I'm on some beach pinned up against some naked girls.
Master Shake: Where's that at, where's that one at, please?

Meatwad: "somethin' somethin' in your jeans." I can't read it; the women are suffocating me!
Master Shake: Hold on! I'll save you!
Frylock: Hang on a minute, Meatwad. Dammit! I got the phone line, and they're still coming. Listen to me, Meatwad--can you reach the power cord?

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Master Shake: Listen to me, Meatwad. Is it hot girl-on-girl action?
Meatwad: Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're girls. But this one looks kinda strong.

Meatwad: How are you doing?
Master Shake: Okay, listen. Just keep talking to me, ok, so I can follow your voice and find the action, and those perpetrators will pay!

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Master Shake: I will redden their buttocks.

Frylock: No. Screw that, Shake. I'm pulling the fuse.
Master Shake: No, don't!
Wwwyzzerdd.com: Hello, Master Shake.
Master Shake: Hello.
Frylock: Who the hell are you?
Master Shake: Excuse me, let me just squeeze by you here.
Frylock: Did you hear me? I said, who the hell are you?
Wwwyzzerdd.com: It is I, the wwwyzzerdd.
Frylock: Ok, well, what do you--
Wwwyzzerdd.com: The wwwyzzerdd.
Frylock: Okay.
Wwwyzzerdd.com: Dot-com.
Frylock: What the hell do you want with us?
Master Shake: You know what I want, and what I want I get, as soon as I can find these damn things.
Frylock: I wasn't talking to you, Shake.
Master Shake: Good, 'cause I wasn't listening to you.
Frylock: Can you not hear me? I said, what--
Wwwyzzerdd.com: Fill this out! You could win a porsche.
Frylock: I'm not filling out no damn forms so I can win no damn sports car. I want to know what the hell is going on here!
Master Shake: So do I! You see Fatima over here with the beard hanging off? What the hell is going on with these chicks?
Wwwyzzerdd.com: Hang on. rebuffering. This is live streaming, broad brain.
Frylock: Broad brain?
Wwwyzzerdd.com: Yes. Broad brain. Congratulations. You are automatically signed up to receive e-mails about--
Frylock: Yeah, yeah, I know. Your special is especially annoying, and I'm coming in there right now to unsubscribe.
Wwwyzzerdd.com: Enter the internet.
Frylock: All right, first off, wizard, I want you to shut off--
Wwwyzzerdd.com: It's pronounced wwwyzzerdd. There are 2 Zs, 2 Ds, and 3 Ws. Get it straight.
Frylock: W-w-whatever. I just want you to shut off all this junk and get the hell out of my house!
Wwwyzzerdd.com: It's only $44.95 a month. That's pennies a day.
Frylock: Look, I didn't sign up for this crap, it was my roommate's doing.
Wwwyzzerdd.com: Surely this convenience entices you-- pornography and online gaming at hundreds of times the speed of your normal advertising service provider. It's so easy to use, and the surgery--
Frylock: Surgery?
Wwwyzzerdd.com: --to implant it in the base of your skull is so painless that it's no wonder I'm number one.
Frylock: Oh, look, look. there's been a misunderstanding. Now I know for sure that I don't want this service.
Wwwyzzerdd.com: You signed up for the 30-day trial. You must have to have it for 30 days!
Frylock: And it's free?
Wwwyzzerdd.com: Of course. Unlimited hours over an extremely limited amount of time. Here, let me show you some live streaming web cam of your fat neighbor enjoying my services.
Carl: Hello there internet cyberville. Hey, if you're watching this right now, I'm running out of oxygen, and I seriously need to get to my bathroom, which is currently being blocked by some stupid-ass hit-the-monkey game. Oh, God! My fingertips!
Frylock: Carl! Carl!
Wwwyzzerdd.com: He can't hear you, fry man. You are not on the brainframe.
Master Shake: Hey Carl, how ya doing?
Carl: What are you doing here?
Master Shake: Hey, are those your fingers?
Carl: Call a doctor! Can't you see I'm bleeding here?

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Master Shake: I've got a little question. Can you tell me how I get the women that don't have the ZZTop lumberjack look? If I wanted to date Saskwatch, I'd date your mother! Haha!

Frylock: Is there a telephone in here? Carl needs an ambulance.
Wwwyzzerdd.com: Telephone? Hahahah! How primitive.
Master Shake: Hey, if I wanted to look at sasquatch, I'd go out to the wo--no don't!
Wwwyzzerdd.com: Here, cave man. Contact him with instant pestering. It's only an additional $9.95 a month.
Frylock: What part of no did you not understand? I want to speak to your supervisor.
Wwwyzzerdd.com: Okay. hang on a second. I'll be right back. I'm the supervisor. What seems to be the problem?
Frylock: You're the same damn guy! You just put on another beard and mustache.
Wwwyzzerdd.com: No, I didn't.
Frylock: You're going offline, internet wizard.
Wwwyzzerdd.com: But the skull implant comes in this decorative tin.
Frylock: Decorate this.
Wwwyzzerdd.com: Okay, okay. Fine, fine. Fine. Don't use our service. Get left in the digital dust. But remember-- you could have won a porsche. Choose your path through cyberland.
Frylock: Yes! Sign me up for your fabulous and intrusive service, including the Home Invasion Cam! No!
Wwwyzzerdd.com: Choose your option, fry man!
Frylock: Hell, no! Finally. thank you. Now, open this window and get the hell out of my house.
Wwwyzzerdd.com: Read it again, fry man.
Frylock: "I need another 90 days to decide, but I'm pretty sure I want this"?
Wwwyzzerdd.com: And after this 90-day trial, you will be judged and sentenced to a lifetime of interactive sports, news, and information. And we will continue to draw from your account, because banks don't care. It's not their money.

Meatwad: I'm tired of sleeping in this tree, now. When are we gonna go home?
Frylock: Two more weeks.
Meatwad: Two more weeks?!
Frylock: Shut up and eat your squirrel meat!
Master Shake: Squirrel meat? weccch. What? I got wireless! What?!