Dr. Weird: Yes! Yes, Terry! Mining for brains! Muahahah! Steve: Hey uh.. Who was that on the phone? Dr. Weird: Oh.. no one. Hey, let's hilight your hair! Steve: But I like my hair this color. gets injected by Dr. Weird Dr. Weird: It begins!
Master Shake: Whoa! Hey, Frylock, get out here and watch what I'm doing! Whoa! Frylock: What ARE you doing? Master Shake: What are YOU doing? Will you shut up and do what I'm telling you?
dumberdays2.mp3 Frylock: Oh, hey Meatwad. You have a little somethin' stickin'-- Is that one of your bones?! Meatwad: No, that's a rotisserie chicken. You see, I took my brain out to polish it, and then I forgot where it was and then I just sorta started puttin' this chicken in there, ya know what I mean? Frylock: The brain is an important learning tool, Meatwad. Meatwad: Well where is it? I'd pop it back in if you could find it...Dad!
Master Shake: No way! I'm using this brain for undercover aquatic training. Meatwad: Hey! My brain! Master Shake: That's right, your brain, but I found it. Frylock: Let me see that. Master Shake: Gimme!
dumberdays3.mp3 Frylock: I'll be damned! You got a toy brain! Meatwad: What?! Then where have I been keepin' all my knowledge? Master Shake: What knowledge? There ain't nothin in here but air and a little jingle bell. Meatwad: That ain't no jingle bell, that is a gland full of knowledge. Frylock: No, that's a jingle bell. Master Shake: It looks like a cat toy. Meatwad: Shoot, I'm so dumb as hell. I'll never get hired in today's fast pace world. I'm gonna go to my room and just wait for my body to die.
Schooly: Aw, come on, Meatwad, you can't be that dumb.
Carl's Bedroom
Meatwad: What, is this not my room? Carl: What do you think? Meatwad:Looks around Yep. Carl chucks him out the window
Schooly: Oh, damn, maybe Meatwad IS that dumb.
Aqua Teens' House
Frylock: Meatwad, you've been standing in that doorway for three days. You're letting all the cool air out. Meatwad: If you say so. I don't know no better. I don't have the proper organ to make those kinds of decisions. Frylock: Decisions? Look, Meatwad, why don't you go outside and run around a little, huh? Meatwad: Outside of what? Time and place are a mystery to me. I don't have a brain. Frylock: (to Shake) We've got to get him out of that doorway and start making him feel better about himself. Master Shake: You're right. I'll go get the hose. We'll flood him out.
dumberdays4.mp3 Carl: What're ya doin', Fryman? Frylock: Oh, hey Carl. I'm just measuring the circumference of your skull. Carl: Oh yeah? You doin' some sort of science thing here? Why are you doin' it? Frylock: Because I need to uh.. I'm making you a sweater.
dumberdays5.mp3 Carl: If I wasn't a little loaded right now, I'd say you're uh.. lookin' for a.. come closer here. Lookin' for a brain.. is that right? Frylock: A brain?! No. NO I'm not. Why? Carl: Hey, it's Carl here.. your buddy. You don't have to lie to me. 'Cause if it's a brain you want.. I'll get ya a brain. Frylock: Really? Carl: Oh, yeah yeah. No trouble. Lemme just get another beer and give Terry a call. He does tons of stuff. He's kind of a jack of all...black market organs. Frylock: Whoa, whoa whoa whoa.
Frylock: Is this affiliated with a hospital or donor-- Carl: Does it need to be smart? Cuz those are kind of hard to come by. You gotta be smarter than them to get it. Two halves from different brains? Frylock: You know what, Carl? Just forget it. It's okay, really. Carl: (follows Frylock back to his yard) No, it's no trouble, really. I went to high school with this guy. This thing he's doing here is sorta, you know, frowned upon by the community.
dumberdays6.mp3 Frylock: Carl, I don't want it. And I'd appreciate it if you'd get off my lawn, too okay? Carl: Fryman, don't be that way. Come on, this happens every day! People just don't.. ya know, talk about it this loud.
Carl: Hey, what's in it for me?
Aqua Teens' House
Meatwad: Now you're sure that this is a brain? Master Shake: Yeah, sure. You can tell. Here, watch. Now you hear that swarming? THAT'S how you know it's on. You just gotta kickstart the smartness here, you'll see. Now, get it going. Come on--GET--the KNOWLEDGE--GOING!
dumberdays7.mp3 Meatwad: Wait a second.. this ain't no brain! This a damn bee's nest! Master Shake: Aww, shoot. You're right! Why, this is a bee's nest! I've been ripped off here! Meatwad: I'll say. You might wanna talk to a customer service rep about that. Master Shake: Dammit, you know I think I threw away the box! Meatwad: Uh oh. Master Shake: Do you think you could keep it in your head until I can return it? Meatwad: You think I'm that stupid? Just because I don't have a brain? Master Shake: Yes. Meatwad: Well go ahead and pop her in there.
Frylock: Shake! What are you doing? Master Shake: Look, HE'S doing it! He loves it! He wants it! Meatwad: Hey who's home? Master Shake: (bees attack him) Whoa, who's ringing the doorbell!? Will you get them to stop!? Frylock: Carl? OH MY GOD! Is this the brain--!? Carl: YEAH, that's the, uh, soda pops we talked about earlier there--shut up, you want to get us killed? Meatwad: Hey, give me one of them sodas. Frylock: Uhhh, this isn't soda pop, Meatwad. I'm afraid this is your new brain. Meatwad: Alright! Surgery! So you gonna put me under or what? Frylock: Oh, yeah, sure, uh, look over there. That's the anesthesia. Meatwad: Where?
dumberdays8.mp3 Frylock: We're done here. Meatwad: Dang, really? That was kind of fast. You didn't just sorta throw it in there, did ya?
Frylock: Yeah, I did. Is it working? Meatwad: I don't know. Where's the TV? We'll test it on some wrestling. Frylock: Uh-uh, wait a minute, Meatwad. Let's try this instead. Meatwad: A book? No, sir! Shake said that books are from the devil, and that TV is twice as fast. Frylock: Twice as fast at what? Meatwad: Information. Frylock: Look, just give this a chance, okay? Meatwad: "The Tiniest Bullfrog." There, I'm done. Now come on now, wrestling's on. Frylock: Hang on, Meatwad. There's a little more. Meatwad: Oh wait, you gotta open it now? When did they start doing this? "Jeremy The Bullfrog lived in a tiny swamp on the edge of town. Every day he dreamed of one day playing professional basketball, but he lived in a swamp, far away from the city lights of a major market team......"
Later
Frylock: Boy, the new brain is really working out for Meatwad. Master Shake: You know, that is so good to hear. Hey, maybe he can use his brain to figure out a way to drain the venom out of all my horribly painful bee welts, because I was supposed to get a headshot at 2:00 today, and now it's never gonna happen!! Meatwad: Well, I'm off to the library to do some recreational reading. Frylock: Well, I have some Hardy Boys adventures if you want to take a look at those. Meatwad: Yeah, thank you. I'm seeking some more challenging fare, Frylock--something in nuclear bionics.
dumberdays9.mp3 Master Shake: You know I saw the wolfman had a book like that down in our crawlspace. Hey, why don't you go down and trade something for it. I know he's fond of blood. Meatwad: You know, Shake, your words of terror amuse only yourself. Master Shake: You sure about that? Meatwad: Yes. Master Shake: Yeah, uh. Yeah, well. Dracula called and he's comin' over tonight for you and I said okay. Meatwad: Revenge is a dish best served cold, Shake. You think about that... if you have the brains. Heheh.
Master Shake: You're getting it tonight. Frylock: Shake, did Meatwad seem a little different to you? Master Shake: Yeah, he looks bigger. ...I hope he sat on those bees!
Schooly: Yeah, tizz-ime passed by just like Donovan McNizz-abb, yeah.
dumberdays12.mp3 Meatwad: One look at Niels Bohr's atomic model makes it abundantly clear that there is a way to pass through solid matter. So in summation, we can have our daily tea-party in the fifth dimension.
Frylock: Knock-knock. Well, I hope I'm--OH MY GOD! Meatwad: Frylock, what a pleasant surprise. I'm just finishing up my symposium. You've met my colleagues, Professor Vanessa and Dr. Dewey. Frylock: Yeah, what happened to your body, man?! Meatwad: Well, it's obvious, isn't it? Thermal expansion. Frylock: No, it's not thermal expansion. I know what thermal expansion is. Meatwad: Okay, fine, I'm sure that you do.
dumberdays13.mp3 Meatwad: Let's see.. how can I explain this without blowing your mind.. Frylock: Oh yes, please. Dumb it down for me. Meatwad: Heisenburg's Uncertainty Principle tells us that at a specific curvature of space, knowledge can be transferred into energy-- Frylock: Heisenburg's Uncertainty-- Meatwad: ..and this is key now.. matter. Frylock: No it does not! Meatwad: Well, some people struggle with Heisenburg. Look, here's a toy. It goes up and down on a string. Doesn't that look like fun? Frylock: Get that out of my face! Meatwad: Why don't you take that into the other room while the adults are doing important research here.. Frylock: Oh, I'm sorry Professor! I didn't realize knowledge could also transform you into an arrogant ass!
Frylock's Room
Frylock: Hmmph, shoot, passing through solid matter. You can't pass through solid matter. Master Shake: (appears out of thin air) Hey, try to chase me. Frylock: Shake Master Shake: Chase me. You're it. Come on! Frylock: Oh my goodness! How did you do that? Master Shake: You're it, come on! Come on, you're it! You know you want to play this game. Frylock: What are you doing with that egg beater? Master Shake: Um, let me clue you in. This is an antimatter eliminator. It allows me...to fluctuate...You're it! You gotta chase me! Frylock: Did Meatwad make that for you? Master Shake: Stop talking, come on! First off, we made it together. I put the number on it, so it's like a racecar! Vrroooom! Frylock: And just where is DOCTOR Meatwad right now? Master Shake: Frylock, you stay away from him. We got a business deal going, see. Frylock: What kind of business deal?
Carl's Yard
(Sign: "Magic Flying Car Rides $5")
Master Shake: Look at that, huh? Frylock: Oh my...it's impossible! Master Shake: See, I get 5% of whatever comes out of that and I ain't gotta do nothin.'
dumberdays10.mp3 Master Shake: So who's got the brains now? Haha-- Meatwad: Quiet! I need complete concentration or the child will die.
Frylock: Meatwad, what are you doing? Meatwad: Making me some damn money. Frylock: Isn't this a waste of brain power, I mean, LIFTING CARS?! You could be curing disease or solving global problems. Meatwad: The only problem I see, Jack, is you standing in the way of me and my financial superbrain. Frylock: You're superbrain, huh? I just took your old toy brain and decorated it with some glitter and macaroni, that's all. Meatwad: Really? But how was I able to lift cars and pass through walls and-- Frylock: That was all a case of mind over matter, Meatwad. Meatwad: Now that I don't have a brain, I don't even know what that means. Master Shake: It means you better put that brain down RIGHT now! Frylock: So, Meatwad, what did we learn from all this? Master Shake: This is not happening! Meatwad: I ain't never gonna be rich. Master Shake: Wait, we'll be rich, don't listen to him. Here's a brain. Look, it's better. It's made out of metal. Here, put this in. Meatwad: Ow! Frylock: I thought that was an antimatter eliminator. Master Shake: Right, give it back! I'll be the rich one! Rich! Get out of my way!! (attempts to run through the side of the house, but bounces off and falls) Meatwad: Yeah, that was just an egg beater. Frylock: Come on, Meatwad, let's go make some popcorn and watch some wrestling. **CRASH**
dumberdays11.mp3 Carl: Ohh, do not tell me that that is my car up there on the roof! Meatwad: Okay, we won't. Carl: Get it down! Meatwad: Okay. Carl: Wait, wait no don't! car crashes down DAMMIT!
Frylock: Oh Carl, here's that brain back. Turns out we didn't need it after all. Carl: SHHH! What are you talking about? I didn't give you no brain, you crazy man! Frylock: Yeah, you did. It's right here in this cooler. Carl: Just shut up! Meatwad: It looks kind of purple. Where'd you get it?
Laboratory of Dr. Weird
Steve: Say, Dr. Weird? How do my highlights look? Eh...Dr. Weird? ...Hey, a note...heh, why can't I read this?
