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lovemummy1.mp3 Dr. Weird: Gentleman. I bring you: More corn! Steve: Gee.. I don't know man. I mean, after last time. Dr. Weird: This time shall be different. Steve: All right. Cause I am hungry again. Corn kills Steve Dr. Weird: It's not different at all, is it Steve?
lovemummy2.mp3 Meatwad: Don't you never do that to me again. Half my body's asleep. Frylock: I'm detecting carbon residue that's over 4000 years old. Whatever's moaning in that crawlspace is-- Meatwad: Just a little baby raccoon that stepped on a thorn, maybe..and got lost from his mama. Frylock: ..and is over 4000 years old? Meatwad: I mean, they exercise. I seen 'em jumpin' on trees and stuff.
lovemummy3.mp3 Meatwad: The raccoon is American..obviously. Mummy: Come in! Frylock: Say! Why don't you go in there and check it out? I mean, like you said, he is American, right? Meatwad: Now here's another idea: Hell no. You go check it out.
lovemummy4.mp3 Meatwad: You know that's a good idea. I'll become the igloo. He'll see me in the crawlspace and he'll say "Hey, igloo. Eskimoes must live here." Frylock: That's a brilliant camoflauge. You're the smart one. Meatwad: I sure am. Mummy: Igloo!! Meatwad: Ahhh! That ain't no damn raccoon! I told you I was gonna call that social worker. I'm gonna do it, now! I do not need to live here.
lovemummy5.mp3 Frylock: You must never hug a mummy! Mummy: Hug Mummy! Curse! Frylock: See? See? What'd I tell you? If you disturb his ancient tomb, you'll be forever cursed. Mummy: No!! Hug! Curse! Frylock: Nah, no. I know, Mummy. No need to repeat yourself, I am fully aware of your cheap trickery. Mummy: No!! Hug! Curse! Meatwad: I think what he's saying, Frylock, is that he wants us to hug him, or else he's gonna curse us. Mummy: Yes. Thank you. Meatwad: So let's dust him off and give him a big old bear hug. Frylock: Yeah.. You go on and hug him, Meatwad. I don't do that. Mummy: Sugar! Frylock: I ain't huggin' no damn Mummy. Mummy: Curse!! Frylock: All right, fine. But don't you tell anybody we did this. Mummy: All right, all right!
lovemummy6.mp3 Carl: I see you found the Mummy, there. Frylock: You knew about this, Carl? Carl: Oh, yeah yeah. You think you're weird. I mean, the guys before you.. I don't care what you do behind closed doors, yea. But once you start puttin' Mummies in the yard, where I can see them..it becomes my business.
lovemummy7.mp3 Meatwad: What did Frankenstein say when the Wolfman asked him if he could come out and play? This is good now. He had to go ask his Mummy! Hehehehe. Well, it's okay. I mean, it only works on that one level. But here's a good one. This one's about a one-eyed prostitute, and a person of the Polish persuasion.
lovemummy8.mp3 Master Shake: Who's Mummy? Frylock: I found it in the crawl space. Master Shake: So you were the one doing all the moaning when I was tring to sleep, huh? (Mummy laughs) Frylock: Shake, you don't wanna piss him off. He has the power to curse you. Meatwad: Do it Shake. Piss him off. Master Shake: I'll do what I want, when I want, and how I want! And no Mummy... you hear me band-aid... Meatwad: Here it comes. Master Shake: No Mummy's gonna tell me, what to do! Mummy: CURSE!!! CURSE!! CURSE!!!!
lovemummy9.mp3 Meatwad: Hey Mummy? When he comes back out here, you say real loud "Action Frank Doll" like you like to do, okay?
lovemummy10.mp3 Frylock: Wow, your eyes didn't even blister up-- Master Shake: Get your hands off me, brother. You been touchin' that Mummy. You know I saw ya huggin' him in the basement. Frylock: I wasn't hugging him! Master Shake: Go hang out with your dead mummified wife! Frylock: I gotta go to my room now! Master Shake: Mummy lover!
lovemummy11.mp3 Carl: I'm the king! King Carl! Da da da da da! You know I'm your ruler. Hears Mummy in background SHUT UP!!
lovemummy12.mp3 Master Shake: Carl! What the hell happened to you? Hahah. Carl: Wha? Oh God!
