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circus1.mp3 Dr. Weird: Gentleman. Behold: Corn! Steve: Oh, well. Yay. You know, this is pretty nice. I am kinda hungry. Dr. Weird: Good! Then let the mating begin!
circus2.mp3 Master Shake: Come on, Meatwad. Get your things. It's time to go to camp! Meatwad: Oh, boy! Camp! Frylock: What kind of camp? Meatwad: You know what kind of camp with the.. Computer camp. Frylock: Wow, Shake. That's very generous of you. Master Shake: You know how I am, Frylock. Part of my selfless nature. Meatwad, get in this bag!
circus3.mp3 Master Shake: Eh. Who are you? Randy: I'm Randy the Astonishing. What, you see something you like down there? Master Shake: What? No!
circus4.mp3 Master Shake: Ick. What'd your Mom do when you came out-- Is she free? Randy: You're not so normal yourself, Milkshake. You ever think about being weird..for a living? Master Shake: Who me? Hell no! That's for freaks! ..not you, of course. Randy: No, of course not me, now you get the hell out of here before I rip out your brain! Master Shake: Thank you, Randy. Meatwad: Okay, Shake. See you in a week! Master Shake: Haha, yeah! See you in a week.
circus5.mp3 Meatwad: Randy, I don't know what's goin' on, but can I trade bunks because my roomate is-- Are those his organs? Randy: Oh, that's Inside-Out Boy. His mouth is in his belly, so he's gotta slap at his vocal cords with his bladder in order to make words. Meatwad: I-I-I don't like this camp. Can I go home now?
circus6.mp3 Carl: Heh, heh, heyy. Where's Meat-Mountain, there? Frylock: You mean Meatwad? Carl: Oh, no. They were callin' him Meat-Mountain last night. Master Shake: Okay. Well, I gotta go. Frylock: You're not going anywhere, Shake. Carl: Yeah, you need to come check this out man. Igloo, hotdog, igloo; ya know that bit. But the whole time, strippers shakin' it in front of him. Frylock: My goodness. Where was this? Carl: The circus out in front of Girls-4-You. You know, the lingerie modeling place by the interstate. Frylock: No, I don't know, Carl. Carl: Well.. Twenty bucks; twenty minutes! One Friday, you and me Fryman. Blow the lid off the joint! Yeahh!!
circus7.mp3 Carl: Well don't look at me. Master Shake: You got all those ones! Where did you get that? Carl: Look, I don't work my ass off for 20 hours a week so I can just throw my money away. That's wasteful. This bills are strictly for me to kiss...and put in some stripper's underwear. So come on!
circus11.mp3 Carl: Yeah. You the supervisor? Where were the strippers?! Randy: Didn't need 'em. Meat-mountain pulls in the crowd all by himself. Carl: You gimme back my $2.50, cause I ain't paying for something that happens every day on the hood of my car! Randy: You take quarters? Carl: Whoa, damn buddy. What'd you get that caught in a press?
circus12.mp3 Randy: Ladies and gentleman, the amazing Martian Milkshake. Master Shake: Hey Hey! Fun time! Goofin' off Martian-style. Wakka Wakka! Randy: And his amazing third eye. Master Shake: Yes! Randy: That can also see the future! Master Shake: He's right! I see all of you.. and you're all gonna die..at some point! Thank you very much!
circus8.mp3 Randy: Cause I'm the Prince of Jupiter Meatwad: You never told me that! Randy: See, years ago, my Dad sent me down here to conquer your species by inflitrating your gene pool... Ya know what I mean? Know what I mean? Meatwad: No. Randy: When a man and a woman love each other...physically..outside of a bar.. Meatwad: Which bar?
circus9.mp3 Master Shake: Hey, look at me! I'm stupid as hell, I can't even breathe properly, let alone read! What's that? Randy: And now.. the Amazing Arctic Igloo! Master Shake: What..? Frylock: Yeah! Turn into that igloo! Carl: Take your top off!! Frylock: Carl... Randy: Yeah..so..where is that, Milkshake? Master Shake: Well I uh.. Look it's the Amazing Milkshake with the Bearded Eyes!!
circus10.mp3 Frylock: Yeah.. Say, have you noticed the indian burial ground that's coming up through our drain again? Meatwad: Nah, that's Inside-Out Boy. He just needs a place to crash for a couple days. Master Shake:red all around his mouth Oohh, I just ate an entire bathtub full of cherry cobbler. Was delicious. Meatwad: You're joking, right? Master Shake: No, I'm not. Meatwad: Noooo!
