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Episode 12 - Circus

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circus1.mp3

Dr. Weird: Gentleman. Behold: Corn!
Steve: Oh, well. Yay. You know, this is pretty nice. I am kinda hungry.
Dr. Weird: Good! Then let the mating begin!

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Master Shake: Come on, Meatwad. Get your things. It's time to go to camp!
Meatwad: Oh, boy! Camp!
Frylock: What kind of camp?
Meatwad: You know what kind of camp with the.. Computer camp.
Frylock: Wow, Shake. That's very generous of you.
Master Shake: You know how I am, Frylock. Part of my selfless nature. Meatwad, get in this bag!

Frylock: What?!
Master Shake: What? I got airholes...it's a joke, it'a joke, ha ha, don't get in that bag, you little meat. [cut to Master Shake and Meatwad in an alley] Now you stay in that bag!
Meatwad: So is this where the camp is?
Master Shake: Yes, now gimme a hug. But, keep the bag on, okay?
Meatwad: Smells like vomit.
Master Shake: Shut up! The counselor is about the counsel you, and he will send you straight back home and you'll never learn RAM!

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Master Shake: Eh. Who are you?
Randy: I'm Randy the Astonishing. What, you see something you like down there?
Master Shake: What? No!

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Master Shake: Ick. What'd your Mom do when you came out-- Is she free?
Randy: You're not so normal yourself, Milkshake. You ever think about being weird..for a living?
Master Shake: Who me? Hell no! That's for freaks! ..not you, of course.
Randy: No, of course not me, now you get the hell out of here before I rip out your brain!
Master Shake: Thank you, Randy.
Meatwad: Okay, Shake. See you in a week!
Master Shake: Haha, yeah! See you in a week.

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Meatwad: Randy, I don't know what's goin' on, but can I trade bunks because my roomate is-- Are those his organs?
Randy: Oh, that's Inside-Out Boy. His mouth is in his belly, so he's gotta slap at his vocal cords with his bladder in order to make words.
Meatwad: I-I-I don't like this camp. Can I go home now?

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Carl: Heh, heh, heyy. Where's Meat-Mountain, there?
Frylock: You mean Meatwad?
Carl: Oh, no. They were callin' him Meat-Mountain last night.
Master Shake: Okay. Well, I gotta go.
Frylock: You're not going anywhere, Shake.
Carl: Yeah, you need to come check this out man. Igloo, hotdog, igloo; ya know that bit. But the whole time, strippers shakin' it in front of him.
Frylock: My goodness. Where was this?
Carl: The circus out in front of Girls-4-You. You know, the lingerie modeling place by the interstate.
Frylock: No, I don't know, Carl.
Carl: Well.. Twenty bucks; twenty minutes! One Friday, you and me Fryman. Blow the lid off the joint! Yeahh!!

Frylock: I don't think so Carl.
Carl: What, you gay?

Frylock: You sold Meatwad to the circus, didn't you?!
Master Shake: Every day I buy and sell people like you! But no, I did not do that. But based on what I'm hearing here, someone may have.
Frylock: How much Shake?
Master Shake: Two.
Frylock: Two? Two what?
Master Shake: Two dollars. What? What's wrong with that?
[cut to Shake, Frylock, and Carl at the circus, where Shake sees the price of admission]
Master Shake: Two dollars and fifty cents! Are they out of their minds?!

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Carl: Well don't look at me.
Master Shake: You got all those ones! Where did you get that?
Carl: Look, I don't work my ass off for 20 hours a week so I can just throw my money away. That's wasteful. This bills are strictly for me to kiss...and put in some stripper's underwear. So come on!

Frylock: Wow, the crowd is really getting off on this.
Carl: Well, that's great. I'm so happy for 'em. Where are the strippers?!

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Carl: Yeah. You the supervisor? Where were the strippers?!
Randy: Didn't need 'em. Meat-mountain pulls in the crowd all by himself.
Carl: You gimme back my $2.50, cause I ain't paying for something that happens every day on the hood of my car!
Randy: You take quarters?
Carl: Whoa, damn buddy. What'd you get that caught in a press?

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Randy: Ladies and gentleman, the amazing Martian Milkshake.
Master Shake: Hey Hey! Fun time! Goofin' off Martian-style. Wakka Wakka!
Randy: And his amazing third eye.
Master Shake: Yes!
Randy: That can also see the future!
Master Shake: He's right! I see all of you.. and you're all gonna die..at some point! Thank you very much!

Meatwad: Randy, he [Shake] ain't from space.
Randy: Yeah, I know little guy.

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Randy: Cause I'm the Prince of Jupiter
Meatwad: You never told me that!
Randy: See, years ago, my Dad sent me down here to conquer your species by inflitrating your gene pool... Ya know what I mean? Know what I mean?
Meatwad: No.
Randy: When a man and a woman love each other...physically..outside of a bar..
Meatwad: Which bar?

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Master Shake: Hey, look at me! I'm stupid as hell, I can't even breathe properly, let alone read! What's that?
Randy: And now.. the Amazing Arctic Igloo!
Master Shake: What..?
Frylock: Yeah! Turn into that igloo!
Carl: Take your top off!!
Frylock: Carl...
Randy: Yeah..so..where is that, Milkshake?
Master Shake: Well I uh.. Look it's the Amazing Milkshake with the Bearded Eyes!!

Meatwad: Listen to me Randy, it doesn't matter if you're white, or black, or a sasquatch even. As long as you follow your dreams, no matter how crazy or against the law it is. Except for sasquatch, if you're a sasquatch the rules are different.
Randy: Forget it Meatwad, I'm a circus freak, and that's all I'll ever be.
Meatwad: ...Whatever.

Meatwad: And I'll tell you something else Frylock, I did not see one computer in that whole camp.

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Frylock: Yeah.. Say, have you noticed the indian burial ground that's coming up through our drain again?
Meatwad: Nah, that's Inside-Out Boy. He just needs a place to crash for a couple days.
Master Shake: red all around his mouth Oohh, I just ate an entire bathtub full of cherry cobbler. Was delicious.
Meatwad: You're joking, right?
Master Shake: No, I'm not.
Meatwad: Noooo!