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Episode 12 - Circus

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circus1.mp3

Dr. Weird: Gentleman. Behold: Corn!
Steve: Oh, well. Yay. You know, this is pretty nice. I am kinda hungry.
Dr. Weird: Good! Then let the mating begin!

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Master Shake: Come on, Meatwad. Get your things. It's time to go to camp!
Meatwad: Camp?! Oh, boy! Camp!
Frylock: What kind of camp?
Meatwad: You know what kind of camp with the.. Computer camp.
Frylock: Wow, Shake. That's very generous of you.
Master Shake: You know how I am, Frylock. Part of my selfless nature. Meatwad, get in this bag!

Frylock: What?!
Master Shake: What? I got airholes. It's a joke, it'a joke, aw come on. Don't get in that bag, you little meat. Now you stay in that bag!
Meatwad: So is this where the camp is?
Master Shake: Yes, now gimme a hug. But, keep the bag on, okay?
Meatwad: Smells like vomit.
Master Shake: Shut up! The counselor is about the counsel you, and he will send you right back home if you talk and you'll never learn ram! Whoa!
Meatwad: What? How come you stopped? I can't see--oh, hell.

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Master Shake: Eh. Who are you?
Randy: I'm Randy the Astonishing. What, you see something you like down there?
Master Shake: What? No!

Master Shake: Hey, you got my money, Randy?
Randy: That depends. You got my merchandise?
Master Shake: Yeah, I got the merchandise. Check it out.
Meatwad: How are you doing?
Randy: Thought you said he was a mountain of meat.
Master Shake: Well, look, he's young, man. He'll grow.
Randy: Look at this. Does this look like what you're selling to me?
Master Shake: Well, not right yet. I mean, you got to say these special magic words.
Meatwad: Magic words? what you-- Ow! My eye!
Randy: Here.
Master Shake: Whoa! Randy.

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Master Shake: Ick. What'd your Mom do when you came out-- Is she free?
Randy: You're not so normal yourself, Milkshake. You ever think about being weird for a living?
Master Shake: Who me? Hell no! That's for freaks! Not you, of course.
Randy: No, of course not me, now you get the hell out of here before I rip out your brain!
Master Shake: Thank you, Randy.
Meatwad: Okay, Shake. See you in a week!
Master Shake: Yeah, I'll see you in a week--in hell!

Meatwad: Watch it, Randy. You're dragging me, here.

Narrator: Yo man! There don't look like no computer kizamp there. That mizucka fizucka's a worm, baby.

Randy: All office furniture over 50% off. All office furniture over 50% off!

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Meatwad: Randy, I don't know what's goin' on, but can I trade bunks because my roomate is-- Are those his organs?
Randy: Oh, that's Inside-Out Boy. His mouth is in his belly, so he's gotta slap at his vocal cords with his bladder in order to make words.
Meatwad: I-I-I don't like this camp. Can I go home now?

Randy: All office furniture over 50% off!
Meatwad: Well, that sounds like a good deal. Let's go get a recliner.
Randy: Grow into a mountain, damn it! Terrify me!
Meatwad: Nah, see, I don't do that. But I can do this. And this. Ta-da!
Randy: Ripped off again.

Frylock: Shake, Shake, look! Look what I just bought for Meatwad. Here, here. Press the spacebar. Isn't that cute? It's a cow.
Master Shake: Why does he get a computer? I'm the one with all the high-powered finances.
Frylock: Well, he's coming backfrom computer camp today, isn't he?
Master Shake: Sure, if you want. Hey, show me how to unload my capital gains into a Roth IRS.
Frylock: Well, Shake, that's not really a computer. It-- oh, no. no, you're doing it right. Wait. Is that a bank statement?
Master Shake: No, this is the bank statement. This is the counteroffer on the yacht that Don Henley once slept on.
Frylock: Oh, really? when did you get money?
Master Shake: Well when did you get all this attitude 'cause I don't need it.

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Carl: Heh, heh, hey. Where's Meat-Mountain, there?
Frylock: You mean Meatwad?
Carl: Oh, no. They were callin' him Meat-Mountain last night.
Master Shake: Okay. Well, I gotta go.
Frylock: You're not going anywhere, Shake.
Carl: Yeah, you need to come check this out man. Igloo, hotdog, igloo; ya know that bit. But the whole time, strippers shakin' it in front of him.
Frylock: My goodness. Where was this?
Carl: The circus out in front of Girls-4-You. You know, the lingerie modeling place by the interstate.
Frylock: No, I don't know, Carl.
Carl: Well! Twenty bucks; twenty minutes! One Friday, you and me Fryman. Blow the lid off the joint! Yeah!!
Frylock: I don't think so Carl.
Carl: What, you gay?

Master Shake: Look, before you guys get too involved, can you tell me, how do I buy stocks? Is it the chicken or the piggy?
Frylock: You sold Meatwad to the circus, didn't you?!
Master Shake: Every day I buy and sell people like you! But no, I did not do that. But based on what I'm hearing here, someone may have.
Frylock: How much Shake?
Master Shake: Two.
Frylock: Two? Two what?
Master Shake: Two dollars. What? What's wrong with that? (Shake sees the price of admission) Two dollars and fifty cents! Are they out of their minds?!

Frylock: Okay. Pony up, shake.

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Carl: Well don't look at me.
Master Shake: You got all those ones! Where did you get that?
Carl: Look, I don't work my ass off for 20 hours a week so I can just throw my money away. That's wasteful. This bills are strictly for me to kiss and put in some stripper's underwear. So come on!

Randy: And now, ladies and gentlemen, meat mountain!
Meatwad: Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that.
Carl: Where are the strippers? There were strippers here last time.
Randy: Look at that. That'll keep a whole family of eskimos warm.
Master Shake: What? This isn't good. I can do that! I've done it.
Frylock: Oh, yeah? then do it right now.
Master Shake: I'm not gonna upstage my buddy out there.
Randy: Delicious.
Master Shake: But I could.
Frylock: Wow.
Master Shake: And I will.
Frylock: Wow, the crowd is really getting off on this.
Carl: Well, I'm glad, I'm so happy for 'em. Where are the strippers?!
Randy: Oh, no. Another igloo. How could it be?
Meatwad: Well, thank you, ladies.

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Carl: Yeah. You the supervisor? Where were the strippers?!
Randy: Didn't need 'em. Meat mountain pulls in the crowd all by himself.
Carl: You gimme back my $2.50, because I ain't paying for something that happens every day on the hood of my car!
Randy: You take quarters?
Carl: Whoa, damn buddy. What'd you get that caught in a press?

Master Shake: Hey Randy! You know, I can do weird things, too. I didn't know that's what you're looking for. Look. Look at this. Oh, no! I was hideously born this way.
Randy: I don't know, milkshake. People see another food item, they'll start saying I'm one-note.
Master Shake: Oh, no, no, no. Look, I'm more than that--I have weird skills. I'm from space.
Randy: All right. Go suit up.
Master Shake: Oh, yeah!

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Randy: Ladies and gentleman, the amazing Martian Milkshake.
Master Shake: Hey Hey Hey! Fun time! Goofin' off Martian-style. Wakka Wakka!
Randy: And his amazing third eye.
Master Shake: Yes!
Randy: That can also see the future!
Master Shake: He's right! I see all of you and you're all gonna die at some point! Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen!

Meatwad: Randy, he ain't from space.
Randy: Yeah, I know little guy.

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Randy: Cause I'm the Prince of Jupiter
Meatwad: You never told me that!
Randy: See, years ago, my Dad sent me down here to conquer your species by inflitrating your gene pool. Ya know what I mean? Know what I mean?
Meatwad: No.
Randy: When a man and a woman love each other physically outside of a bar--
Meatwad: Which bar?

Master Shake: I predict that some of you smoke. Right? Yes, I know you-- I saw you out front!
Randy: Look, just forget about the bar.
Meatwad: 'Cause there was one of them bars burned down and I don't know--
Randy: Just forget it!
Meatwad: So did you do it? Are we conquered?
Randy: This look normal to you meat man? Women love it when you whip these out at them.
Meatwad: Listen to me, Randy. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside-- whether you're white or black or a sasquatch even-- as long as you follow your dream, no matter how crazy or against the law it is, except for a sasquatch. If you're a sasquatch, the rules are different.
Randy: Forget it Meatwad. I'm a circus freak, and that's all I'll ever be.
Meatwad: Whatever.

Master Shake: Look at my finger. Now I'm not gonna do any tricks because this happened. What? You're the monsters!

Randy: Look, I just don't think it's working out.
Master Shake: Hmm. I predict you will rethink this decision. Ow! Look, part of the issue is that I'm not being promoted right or laughed at enough.
Randy: Part of the issue is that you're a dud.
Master Shake: I think your marketing department is the dud. Where's my poster, huh?
Randy: Right above your head there, buddy.
Master Shake: Wait, don't go. What about a beard under my eyes? Whoa! You little runts!

Meatwad: Check out my new shape. It's a little weird, but I think you're gonna like it. "Samurai Lincoln"? What are you smoking?
Randy: Ahh, that's a fine Wayne Gretzky.
Meatwad: Yeah, I wanted to kick off the hockey season just right. Wait a second. Ow!
Randy: What's wrong?
Meatwad: Oh, no. something snapped in me. I'm stuck.
Randy: The midnight show is sold out! What am I gonna do?

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Master Shake: Hey, look at me! I'm stupid as hell, I can't even breathe properly, let alone read! What's that?
Randy: And now the Amazing Arctic Igloo!
Master Shake: What?
Frylock: Yeah! Turn into that igloo!
Carl: Take your top off!!
Frylock: Carl!
Randy: Yeah, so, where is that, Milkshake?
Master Shake: Well I uh-- Look it's the Amazing Milkshake with the Bearded Eyes!!

Randy: Step aside. I should have done this a long time ago. Bow down before me, earth slaves.
RD: Way to go, son.
Randy: Dad.
RD: I'm so proud of you. I'm weeping acid.
Randy: Collect your women for infiltration.
RD: Yes, earth slaves, look up at your master. Feel his control.
Randy: I did it, didn't I, Dad?
RD: We did it together, son.

Meatwad: And I'll tell you something else Frylock, I did not see one computer in that whole camp.

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Frylock: Yeah, yeah. Say, have you noticed the indian burial ground that's coming up through our drain again?
Meatwad: Nah, that's Inside-Out Boy. He just needs a place to crash for a couple days.
Master Shake: red all around his mouth Oohh, I just ate a whole bathtub full of cherry cobbler. Was delicious.
Meatwad: You're joking, right?
Master Shake: No, I'm not.
Meatwad: Noooo!