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Episode 11 - Bad Replicant

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Dr. Weird: Gentleman, chop off my head with such velocity that my blood will rocket through my neck and propel my lifeless body all the way to Phoenix!
Steve: Wow... What's in Phoenix?
Dr. Weird: Why, it's your Mama, Steve! Get the axe!

Oglethorpe: Look at it out there. Orbiting like it's so cool.

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Oglethorpe: We will rule it with an army of replicants!
Emory: Ah.. Well.. we've only got the one..
Oglethorpe: Welll, we'll start with the one.. ya know, feel it out.. THen when we have that going on we'll crush them into bugs with a mighty replicant feet!

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Master Shake: Look at him and tell me there's a God.
Meatwad: He made me in his own image.
Master Shake: Oh, yeah. That's right.. God's a big meatball! I forgot!

Meatwad: He is.
Master Shake: Does he stink like you do?

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Meatwad: Yes, hello, we want 3 million up front, 15% gross domestic and international, all merchandising rights and..
Master Shake: Don't forget about a copy of the movie!
Meatwad: Hold on.
Master Shake: And a VHS!
Meatwad: And one VHS copy of the movie.

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Frylock: The real Master Shake thinks that the blood drive is a pyramid scheme perpitrated by Dracula and his night slaves.

Meatwad: Yeah, that's right.

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Meatwad: He ain't my best friend, neither. He yells at me and scares me and locks me in the attic and pours liquid on my head that stings and freeze me with the fire extinguisher and a whole bunch of other stuff that I can't remember cause he shocked me in the head with a car battery!

Emory: Yeah, hey Oglethorpe, do you remember this guy?
Oglethorpe: I'm starting to.
Emory: And how annoying he was.
Oglethorpe: Yes, and how he scoffed at our magazines!
Emory: So, uh, what were we gonna do with him?

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Oglethorpe: We will use him for the armies...of the night...
Emory: But.. I thought we were going to use the replicant down there to do an army..of the night.
Oglethorpe: Different army, dorkface!

Oglethorpe: This army will take over the rest of the galaxy! You see how my mind works? It's like a laser!
Master Shake: You know, I know you from somewere.
Oglethorpe: He must not know who we are. Quick, paint the Mind Room!
Emory: Uh, I'm still not done with the trim on that.

Frylock: Oh, you're ki — Meatwad, it's not polite to stare.
Meatwad: But, look at him.
Major Shake: No, it's okay, I know. I'm totally, hideous.
Meatwad: No i-it's cool, I was just wondering if that jam-box worked, you know. Shake threw mine in a cobra cage, and dared me to go get it, and that's why I'm all puffy back here.

Oglethorpe: Oh, well son of a … imprison him within the rings! You'll never move from that spot again, unless you like being cut in half!
Master Shake: [The phone rings. Shake reaches through the rings to answer it.] Yelloo?
Oglethorpe: The laser rings!
Master Shake: Look, brother, these ain't nothin but disco lights.
Emory: No, the installer said that they were imprison laser rings, and I, I believed him.
Oglethorpe: Don't listen to him, for he is a witch!

Oglethorpe: Look, look, settle down, can you just maybe try and replicate some other people, and get an army going and then take over the entire planet.
Emory: Or is that not possible.
Major Shake: Well I don't know, I don't think I can replicate others, was that your plan?
Oglethorpe: Well, one of them. We have many plans.
Major Shake: Well maybe your next plan should be to tell me what the plan is.
Oglethorpe: Look, settle down. It's all cool.
Major Shake: No. No. Look at me dude. I'm a leaky, disgusting, abomination and I'm not going to do it anymore.

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Frylock: Did they not see me sitting here?
Replicant: Oh, I'm sure they did. It'll come to them later.
Oglethorpe: Oh, DAMMIT. That was that man, the Fry man!

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Replicant: I will need one of those amazing..space age..tubes.
Frylock: What.. a pipe?
Replicant: Yeah! That!

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Oglethorpe: What are you talking about? Don't flatter yourself with your jealous fantasies. What do you want us to do? Sign your freakin' yearbook?!

Meatwad: So, is he like replicating it?
Frylock: No, he's hotwiring it.
Meatwad: Oh, shoot I was hoping I'd learn something. Science is a mystery to man, isn't it Frylock?
Frylock: Yeah it sure is Meatwad...
Meatwad: Like how we all evolved from the ancient dinosaur. I wish I had some of their stuff boy. Like them tail. Them tails that make 'em fly.
Frylock: Shut up, Damn!

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Frylock: So.. did they.. um.. ever find your car?
Carl: Oh, they found part of it.. Ya know, hangin' from a trestle near the turnpike. Yeah, the cops say he had a straw like pertrusion, and a cup-like body. You know anybody like that?
Frylock: Well it wasn't Skake, Carl. He was abducted by aliens earlier this afternoon.
Carl: Oh I knew that, yeah, of course.
Frylock: He was. Seriously.
Carl: I hate you.

Emory: So, what are we gonna do with the prisoner?
Oglethorpe: We shall ask the mighty Orbnauticus. Orbnauticus, we seek wisdom. To what evil purpose shall we put our slave to use?