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badreplicant10.mp3 Dr. Weird: Gentleman, chop off my head with such velocity that my blood will rocket through my neck and propel my lifeless body all the way to Phoenix! Steve: Wow... What's in Phoenix? Dr. Weird: Why, it's your Mama, Steve! Get the axe!
badreplicant1.mp3 Oglethorpe: We will rule it with an army of replicants! Emory: Ah.. Well.. we've only got the one.. Oglethorpe: Welll, we'll start with the one.. ya know, feel it out.. THen when we have that going on we'll crush them into bugs with a mighty replicant feet!
badreplicant2.mp3 Master Shake: Look at him and tell me there's a God. Meatwad: He made me in his own image. Master Shake: Oh, yeah. That's right.. God's a big meatball! I forgot!
badreplicant3.mp3 Meatwad: Yes, hello, we want 3 million up front, 15% gross domestic and international, all merchandising rights and.. Master Shake: Don't forget about a copy of the movie! Meatwad: Hold on. Master Shake: And a VHS! Meatwad: And one VHS copy of the movie.
badreplicant4.mp3 Frylock: The real Master Shake thinks that the blood drive is a pyramid scheme perpitrated by Dracula and his night slaves.
Meatwad: He ain't my best friend, neither. He yells at me and scares me and locks me in the attic and pours liquid on my head that stings and freeze me with the fire extinguisher and a whole bunch of other stuff that I can't remember cause he shocked me in the head with a car battery!
badreplicant6.mp3 Oglethorpe: We will use him for the armies...of the night... Emory: But.. I thought we were going to use the replicant down there to do an army..of the night. Oglethorpe: Different army, dorkface!
badreplicant7.mp3 Frylock: Did they not see me sitting here? Replicant: Oh, I'm sure they did. It'll come to them later. Oglethorpe: Oh, DAMMIT. That was that man, the Fry man!
badreplicant8.mp3 Replicant: I will need one of those amazing..space age..tubes. Frylock: What.. a pipe? Replicant: Yeah! That!
badreplicant11.mp3 Oglethorpe: What are you talking about? Don't flatter yourself with your jealous fantasies. What do you want us to do? Sign your freakin' yearbook?!
badreplicant9.mp3 Frylock: So.. did they.. um.. ever find your car? Carl: Oh, they found part of it.. Ya know, hangin' from a trestle near the turnpike. Yeah, the cops say he had a straw like pertrusion, and a cup-like body. You know anybody like that? Frylock: Well it wasn't Skake, Carl. He was abducted by aliens earlier this afternoon. Carl: Oh I knew that, yeah, of course. Frylock: He was. Seriously. Carl: I hate you.
