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dumberdolls13.mp3 Dr Weird: Gentleman, behold. My time space contin-- (Dr Weird freezes) Steve: What? Uh.. Dr. Weird? (Steve pushes Dr Weird and he explodes) See ya later, have a good weekend!
dumberdolls1.mp3 Meatwad: Uhh.. Let's go swimming... ya know, that might cheer you up. Happy-Time Harry: Aww. Yeah, swimming sounds like a really fun idea. Why don't you go swimming? I gotta take a nap, alright? Get me up at midnight, cause I gotta go to work!
dumberdolls2.mp3
(Happy-Time Harry coughs) Frylock: Flip him over--That's how Hendrix died. Meatwad: Nah.. just leave 'em. He's just gonna die soon anyway..
dumberdolls3.mp3 Frylock: Tomorrow I'm getting you a new doll with a sunnier attitude! Happy-Time Harry: Hey man. While you're there, you get me that happy-time dialysis machine, all right? Frylock: Dialysis?! Happy-Time Harry: Yeah, I had to have my liver removed once, and I'm not supposed to drink.. but I do.
dumberdolls4.mp3 Happy-Time Harry: Go ahead man, let's do this thing. Master Shake: I told you I'd do it, I'm gonna do it now. Hey Meatwad, look at this! Come to the window! Big time fun.. you know what I mean? Happy-Time Harry: Okay dude, I just did all the prep work, now let's get it on! DO IT! Shake: Well.. shoot... I mean I was just gonna..sort've blow your jaw off with a fire cracker or something.. I wasn't gonna.. I think I need to go pray.. Happy-Time Harry: Hey that milkshake's got no guts, man.
dumberdolls5.mp3 Meatwad: Ya know, Happy-Time.. Just bein' around ya kinda makes me wanna die..
dumberdolls6.mp3 Jingle Billy: So... we jigglin'.. or... Happy-Time Harry: Hey, backwoods retard.. Not now, not ever.
dumberdolls7.mp3 Happy-Time Harry: Ya know..sometimes.. I like to take this knife.. and just cut myself.. (chuckles) see how hard I can do it before I just.. pass out, man..
dumberdolls8.mp3 Master Shake: Yeah!!!! Meatwad: No.. I'm not interested Master Shake: I sold your name to charity! Meatwad: Take my name off the list, please. Master Shake: Now you're gonna get some calls! And they just keep coming! (laughs)
dumberdolls9.mp3 Frylock: The Highlander was just a movie, I mean.. Master Shake: Oh, Frylock. The Highlander was a documentary.. and the events happened in real time.
dumberdolls12.mp3 Happy-Time Harry: No, man look. You gotta be born a Highlander. You can't just become one. Frylock: See, he saw the movie too. Meatwad: Yeah, now that's right! Master Shake: I know I saw cliffs. And there was lots of magic everywhere. And Mel Gibson. Happy-Time Harry: Uhh.. Braveheart? Master Shake: Oh, you think you're the expert? Let's see how much your ass knows about flying!
dumberdolls10.mp3 Master Shake: I am.. Well, I am forever.. I AM IMMORTAL! Frylock: Shake, no! Master Shake: Wait, I'm not immortal here, okay. Frylock: Hang on, Shake. We'll call for help. Meatwad: Tell him to let go. Master Shake: Yeah, hurry! I think that the branch will hold for IT'S NOT HOLDING!
dumberdolls11.mp3 Frylock: So, I guess the Highlander comes out of traction today. Meatwad: Boy I hope they fixed his eyes. They got messed up pretty bad in that fall. Frylock: Well the doctors gave him some hard plastic replacements, so don't stare at 'em okay? He's real self concious about it. Meatwad: Okay. Master Shake: Alas! I return! Frylock: Oh! There you-- Meatwad: Dang! What happened to your eyes! They look weird. Master Shake: Oh, shut up. There can be only one! (Lighting strikes him) Meatwad: We grillin' tonight!
