Episode 10 - Dumber Dolls Click on the filename above the transcription to download the clip. Enjoy! dumberdolls13.mp3 Dr Weird: Gentleman, behold. My time space contin-- (Dr Weird freezes) Steve: What? Uh.. Dr. Weird? (Steve pushes Dr Weird and he explodes) See ya later, have a good weekend! Happy Time Harry: Hi, I'm Happy Time Harry…...and if you've got a problem with that, we can go... right now. Happy Time Harry: No, I don't come with a firearm, but I got these: Action Bills! Meatwad: Those sound like fun.. dumberdolls1.mp3 Meatwad: Uhh.. Let's go swimming... ya know, that might cheer you up. Happy-Time Harry: Aww. Yeah, swimming sounds like a really fun idea. Why don't you go swimming? I gotta take a nap, alright? Get me up at midnight, cause I gotta go to work! dumberdolls2.mp3 (Happy-Time Harry coughs) Frylock: Flip him over--That's how Hendrix died. Meatwad: Nah.. just leave 'em. He's just gonna die soon anyway.. dumberdolls3.mp3 Frylock: Tomorrow I'm getting you a new doll with a sunnier attitude! Happy-Time Harry: Hey man. While you're there, you get me that happy-time dialysis machine, all right? Frylock: Dialysis?! Happy-Time Harry: Yeah, I had to have my liver removed once, and I'm not supposed to drink.. but I do. dumberdolls4.mp3 Happy-Time Harry: Go ahead man, let's do this thing. Master Shake: I told you I'd do it, I'm gonna do it now. Hey Meatwad, look at this! Come to the window! Big time fun.. you know what I mean? Happy-Time Harry: Okay dude, I just did all the prep work, now let's get it on! DO IT! Shake: Well.. shoot... I mean I was just gonna..sort've blow your jaw off with a fire cracker or something.. I wasn't gonna.. I think I need to go pray.. Happy-Time Harry: Hey that milkshake's got no guts, man. dumberdolls5.mp3 Meatwad: Ya know, Happy-Time.. Just bein' around ya kinda makes me wanna die.. dumberdolls6.mp3 Jingle Billy: So... we jigglin'.. or... Happy-Time Harry: Hey, backwoods retard.. Not now, not ever. Jingle Billy: Okay! Nap-time! Meatwad: Jiggle-Billy!! Happy-Time Harry: I had nothin' to do with it man. He did it himself. Because he couldn't stand being with you! Meatwad: Oh, you see this? Look he's still jigglin'. Happy-Time Harry: No, that's something else. Jingle-Billy Head: Hey partners, I'm still alive! I'm just real depressed... dumberdolls7.mp3 Happy-Time Harry: Ya know..sometimes.. I like to take this knife.. and just cut myself.. (chuckles) see how hard I can do it before I just.. pass out, man.. dumberdolls8.mp3 Master Shake: Yeah!!!! Meatwad: No.. I'm not interested Master Shake: I sold your name to charity! Meatwad: Take my name off the list, please. Master Shake: Now you're gonna get some calls! And they just keep coming! (laughs) dumberdolls9.mp3 Frylock: The Highlander was just a movie, I mean.. Master Shake: Oh, Frylock. The Highlander was a documentary.. and the events happened in real time. dumberdolls12.mp3 Happy-Time Harry: No, man look. You gotta be born a Highlander. You can't just become one. Frylock: See, he saw the movie too. Meatwad: Yeah, now that's right! Master Shake: I know I saw cliffs. And there was lots of magic everywhere. And Mel Gibson. Happy-Time Harry: Uhh.. Braveheart? Master Shake: Oh, you think you're the expert? Let's see how much your ass knows about flying! Frylock: Are you done? Because that took forever! dumberdolls10.mp3 Master Shake: I am.. Well, I am forever.. I AM IMMORTAL! Frylock: Shake, no! Master Shake: Wait, I'm not immortal here, okay. Frylock: Hang on, Shake. We'll call for help. Meatwad: Tell him to let go. Master Shake: Yeah, hurry! I think that the branch will hold for IT'S NOT HOLDING! dumberdolls11.mp3 Frylock: So, I guess the Highlander comes out of traction today. Meatwad: Boy I hope they fixed his eyes. They got messed up pretty bad in that fall. Frylock: Well the doctors gave him some hard plastic replacements, so don't stare at 'em okay? He's real self concious about it. Meatwad: Okay. Master Shake: Alas! I return! Frylock: Oh! There you-- Meatwad: Dang! What happened to your eyes! They look weird. Master Shake: Oh, shut up. There can be only one! (Lighting strikes him) Meatwad: We grillin' tonight! Recent Updates Multiple Meat Sounds Rabbot Redux Sounds One Hundred Frames Bible Fruit Sounds The Marines Sounds Dummy Love Sounds Larry Miller Hair System Frames Kangarilla Frames Multiple Meat Frames Juggalo Frames