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Episode 8 - Revenge of the Mooninites

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Dr Weird: Gentleman, behold!!
Steve: What?
Dr Weird: Hang on. And now, behold!!
Steve: You supposed to do something or--
Dr Weird: Am I not invisible?!
Steve: No.
Dr Weird: Why not?!

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Meatwad: Let's see now... 1...2..
Master Shake: 42! 1973! 18!
Meatwad: You shut up! 1...
Master Shake: 400,000!!!

Frylock: Will you let him count his tickets?
Master Shake: What? I'm just-- I'm just teaching him.
Frylock: Now go ahead, Meatwad.
Meatwad: Thank you, Frylock. I appreciate that. 1..2.. Um. Is it 5?
Frylock: Damn it, Meatwad! 7! You have 7 harvest time tickets, okay?

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Meatwad: But how am I ever gonna win that 10-speed?
Master Shake: How are you ever gonna ride a 10-speed with no frickin' legs? You're just gonna bust the ass that you don't even have! Who bothered to spawn you and why? You know? You know what I'm sayin?

Frylock: No. Meatwad, maybe you ought to save your money instead of blowing it all on harvest time.
Meatwad: But I'm addicted to it!
Frylock: Life is not about winning material goods.
Ignignokt: No, it's about taking material goods when others aren't looking.
Err: That's right.
Master Shake: Hey, guys! Good to see you! How long has it been? Err, you've grown on me.
Err: The damn I have!
Frylock: I thought I told you never to come back here again.
Ignignokt: The fry man is not excited to see us.
Err: Well, that's a mistake.

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Ignignokt: Come on, Meatman. Let's go break the law to fill your primitive needs.
Meatwad: Well, I don't think so! Last time you were here you threw me at an old lady's mail box and you made me moon boyscout troop 324!
Err: Hahah, we did.
Ignignokt: Well this time we won't.

Meatwad: Okay, cool. Let me just go get my keys.
Frylock: You're not taking him with you.
Err: Hey, you all have any eggs?
Master Shake: I don't know, guys. let me check.
Err: 'Cause I'm totally going to mess someone's house up!

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Ignignokt: Yes, eggs or pot. Either one.
Meatwad: Hey Frylock. Do we have any pot?
Frylock: No we don't. Marijuana is illegal.
Err: What about nitrous, man?
Ignignokt: Shut up, Err.

Ignignokt: Fry man, we're full of religion now. Everyone, please, bow your heads and pretend to be serious.
Err: Do it or I'll bow 'em for you!
Ignignokt: You have deeply offended us and our God, and our God is a God of vengeance and horror.
Err: And action!
Ignignokt: Our God is an indian that turns into a wolf.
Err: Man, that's Wolfen, man.
Ignignokt: Well, the--the Wolfen will come for you with his razor.

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Meatwad: Hey, you guys? Did you say that it would be easy to get whatever I want like a 10-speed? Because that's what I really want.
Ignignokt: Getting it is easy. Filling it with illegal substances and sending it across the border is not.
Err: Yeah, see those dogs they can smell anything. So you gotta kick 'em in the throat!
Meatwad: Hey, now guys look. I do not want to do anything illegal, here. But I will kill somebody in front of their own momma to get a 10-speed and if anybody testifies against me I gouge their eyes out.
Err: Let's go get drunk and rip off a 10-speed.
Meatwad: Yeah, and we'll get a basket and a horn on the handle.
Err: Yeah, then we'll set it on fire and wreck into children and laugh at their parents and then we'll get on the.. ohh man, I'm toasted.
Ignignokt: The innocent shall suffer big time.

Err: Come on. let's go while I'm feelin' it.
Meatwad: See, the object of the game is to get this machine somehow to spit out tickets. Now, I really haven't figured out how that works yet, and I don't know what these wooden balls are for. I mean, I've been eating them. Hey, look at that! Tickets are coming out!
Err: That's why I'm doing it.
Err: Yes! Check it out!
Meatwad: I thought we were getting me a ten-speed!
Ignignokt: We forgot all about your needs. We were too busy fulfilling our own.
Meatwad: Your belt is stupid.
Err: Oh yeah, well your face is stupid.
Meatwad: Oh, good one. You really got me.
Ignignokt: "The wearer of this belt shall possess all the superpowers of 70s supergroup Foreigner.
Err: Fire it up!
Ignignokt: You bet I will. Commence testing immediately.
Meatwad: Well, where are y'all going?
Err: Quit asking questions!

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Carl: Hey. guys! what're you doing in my house without my permission?
Ignignokt: We're here to take your pornography and sodomize our vast imaginations.
Err: So give us the damn magazines.
Carl: Oh, I'll give you a magazine, there buddy. Hey, it's full of hollow points. You're gonna love it when I put those in a gun, and then put 'em in your brain.

Err: Don't try to stop us, fat man.
Ignignokt: We are in control, Carl. There's nothing you can do.
Err: You are powerless.
Ignignokt: We have the Foreigner belt.

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Carl: Wait a second.. is that from the '83 tour? Yeah! I saw those guys in the Meadow Lands with Bryan Adams; that was a kickass show! I totally copped this feel off this passed out broad while they were playing 'Urgent'. Every time I hear 'Urgent' on the radio I think of that girl's boobs and..covered in vomit.

Ignignokt: You like the belt, huh?
Carl: What do you think? Hell, yeah, I like that belt!
Ignignokt: Well, how will you like the belt when you're cold as ice?
Carl: Classic. Total classic. Oh! Oh, my God! My throat! It's stiffening!
Err: Ha ha! It worked!
Ignignokt: Err, get as much porn as you can carry and grab the other end of this dresser. Hurry, before he thaws.

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Err: You gotta check this out.
Meatwad: Ohh, yeah baby. That's a neat car she's washin'. You think that's a straight 6?
Err: I think I have a straight 6.
Ignignokt: Ooo.. Err, your sexual innuendo is priceless.

Ignignokt: This pornography is infinitely excellent. This dresser, however, is very boring.
Err: Yeah, get rid of it!
Ignignokt: Torch the dresser, Meatwad.
Meatwad: But, this is where Carl keeps his clothes.
Ignignokt: Look, these women don't have any clothes and they're not complaining.
Err: Yeah, man. They're kissin' each other!
Ignignokt: And you want Carl to be forever kissed, don't you?
Meatwad: Well, I guess so but--
Ignignokt: Then you will torch the dresser, because you're a dirty white boy.
Meatwad: Hell, yeah, I'm a dirty white boy! I'm a lean, mean, ground beef machine! Here comes the flame, boys!
Err: Yes!
Ignignokt: Oh, look what you just did.
Err: That was bad. You're in trouble.
Meatwad: Oh, no!
Err: Oh, wait, man. Hold on. Julie! Barry's wife.

Ignignokt: We just came from Christmas caroling out in the woods.
Frylock: Oh, yeah. I heard about the woods on the news. Someone burned them down!
Meatwad: Did they, really?

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Meatwad: All the little birds and squirrels got burned up-- (music plays) I mean I hate nature. Now you give me a beer and a woman, I'll give that waterbed a workout.
Frylock: Meatwad!!

Frylock: Goodness!
Err: Easy, killer.
Ignignokt: What is this, prison camp? I mean, come on. Can no one have fun here?
Meatwad: Yeah, Frylock. We was just reading.
Frylock: This is pornography!
Meatwad: Uh-oh.
Frylock: Where on earth did you get this, Meatwad?
Master Shake: Yeah, where? I gotta confiscate this, give it all to me. I need to learn how to read, back here.
Ignignokt: Your neighbor Carl was gracious enough to let us rip him off and burn his furniture for no reason.
Err: Now what are you going to do about it?
Meatwad: Yeah man, what are you going to do about it?
Frylock: I'm about to show you, little man, right now.
Err: Oh, good, 'cause I'd love to see it.
Ignignokt: Fryman, fill your eyes with double vision.
Frylock: My eyes!
Err: Yeah, touch the skies.
Ignignokt: Those aren't the words, Err.
Frylock: I can't see straight! What have you done to me?
Ignignokt: You're a jukebox hero. You've got stars in your eyes.
Frylock: Yeah? I'll show you stars! Take this!
Err: Hahaha! Good shot, buddy!
Master Shake: Wait! what I'm doing in here is private!
Frylock: Dammit Shake, put that girlie book down and get your ass out here and help me!
Ignignokt: Come on, dirty white boy.
Err: INSTRUCCIONADOS!
Ignignokt: And bring your urine.
Frylock: You're not going to get away with this!
Err: Try and get me.
Frylock: Ow! my nose!
Master Shake: Oh, no! Frylock, you have a problem. You're a drunk.
Frylock: Shake, this ain't no game! We need to get that belt so I can disable it!
Master Shake: What belt? Ignignokt! Buddy! Hey! There you are, buddy! Hey, what's up? Hey, you know, Frylock says you got this magic belt that grants wishes.
Ignignokt: Yes, cup.
Master Shake: You know, those magazines you guys brought over really made me start thinking like-- Could you bring me some girls?
Ignignokt: Then it shall be so.
Err: Are you ready to work for the weekend? 'Cause I'm going to turn you loose to hot girls in love!
Master Shake: Did it do it?
Err: Yeah, that was it.
Master Shake: Just, um, are you sure?
Err: Yeah.
Master Shake: I think I'm feeling it. Oh, yes, I'm feeling it.

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Master Shake: Whoa! Okay, where do I stand?
Ignignokt: Out in the middle of the street. And be sure to close your eyes tight. That's the only way the babes can see you.
Master Shake: Yeeess!!

Carl: Ohh, thank God I left this on Jamaican.

Master Shake: All right. Now, come on, hot girls! You know you're in love!
Err: Man, how come it ain't workin' on him?
Ignignokt: Because those are Loverboy songs, Err. Isn't that right, meat man?
Meatwad: What are you doing to me?
Ignignokt: And Loverboy has always sucked.
Carl: Oh, no, they don't! I saw them in '85 at Madison Square and they kicked ass!
Ignignokt: Carl, you're striped with radiation.
Err: Domo arigato--
Carl: Shut up about that and you give me that belt!
Err: Well, come and get it if you think you're man enough-- Hey, man! He took my belt!

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Ignignokt: Try using the belt without this: the instructions.
Err: Just try!
Carl: I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!

Carl: You're hot-blooded, go ahead and check it and see--
Ignignokt: Try as you may, Carl, but you cannot heat up our moon juices.
Err: Hey, man, I'm getting kind of hot.
Ignignokt: Well, I'm not, Err. Oh, wait. Yes, I am. Ship, come in. Air conditioner, turn on.
Carl: You better run!
Meatwad: You better leave, large, 'cause I'm done breathing this water!
Frylock: Relax, Carl. I've got them both right here. Now you tell me where that belt is!
Carl: Fry man, those are my frickin' azalea bushes there.
Ignignokt: This is an unbearable strain, but I'm doing it as hard as I've ever done it before.
Carl: Yeah, this belt's pretty bad-ass. Almost makes me want to squeeze into my bad-ass red jeans.
Frylock: Hey, Carl, does that belt reverse the spells?
Meatwad: Yes, it does.
Frylock: You're not Carl.
Meatwad: No, I'm not.
Carl: Hang on there, Fryman. I got a button here somewheres. Oh what is this?!

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Carl: Who set this on head games?!
Meatwad: It's okay, Carl. Ooohh.. wee. Maybe it's not okay. But with computers nowadays, I mean, you don't even have to leave the house.