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Episode 8 - Revenge of the Mooninites

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Dr Weird: Gentleman, behold!!
Steve: What?
Dr Weird: Hang on. And now, behold!!
Steve: You supposed to do something or...
Dr Weird: Am I not invisible?!
Steve: No...
Dr Weird: Why not?!




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Meatwad: Let's see now... 1...2..
Master Shake: 42! 1973! 18!
Meatwad: You shut up! 1...
Master Shake: 400,000!!!




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Meatwad: But how am I ever gonna win that 10-speed?
Master Shake: How are you ever gonna ride a 10-speed with no frickin' legs? You're just gonna bust the ass that you don't even have! Who bothered to spawn you? You know? You know what I'm sayin?




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Ignignokt: Come on, Meatman. Let's go break the law to fulfill your primitive needs.
Meatwad: Well, I don't think so! Last time you were here you threw me at an old lady's mail box and you made me moon boyscout troop 324!
Err: Hahah, we did.
Ignignokt: Well...this time we won't.




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Ignignokt: Yes, eggs or pot. Either one.
Meatwad: Hey Frylock. Do we have any pot?
Frylock: No we don't.. Marijuana is illegal.
Err: What about nitrous, man..
Ignignokt: Shut up, Err.




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Meatwad: Hey, you guys? Did you say that it would be easy to get whatever I want..like a 10-speed? Because that's what I really want.
Ignignokt: Getting it is easy. Filling it with illegal substances and sending it across the border is not.
Err: Yeah, see those dogs they can smell anything. So you gotta kick 'em in the throat!
Meatwad: Hey, now guys look. I do not want to do anything illegal, here...but I will kill somebody..in front of their own momma to get a 10-speed and if anybody testifies against me I gouge their eyes out.
Err: Let's go get drunk and rip off a 10-speed.
Meatwad: Yeah, we'll get a basket and a horn on the handle.
Err: We'll set it on fire and wreck into children and laugh at their parents and then we'll get on the.. ohh man, I'm toasted.
Ignignokt: The innocent shall suffer..big time.




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Carl: Hey.. guys... what're you doing in my house without my permission?
Ignignokt: We're here to take your pornography and sodomize our vast imaginations.
Err: So give us the damn magazines.
Carl: Oh, I'll give you a magazine, there buddy. Hey, it's full of hollow points. You're gonna love it when I put those in a gun, and then put 'em in your brain.




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Carl: Wait a second.. is that from the '83 tour? Yeah! I saw those guys in the Meadow Lands with Bryan Adams; that was a kickass show! I totally copped this feel off this passed out broad when they were playing 'Urgent'. Every time I hear 'Urgent' on the radio I think of that girl's boobs and..covered in vomit.




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Err: You gotta check this out.
Meatwad: Ohh, yeah baby. That's a neat car she's washin'. You think that's a straight 6?
Err: I think I have a straight 6.
Ignignokt: Ooo.. Err, your sexual innuendo is priceless.




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Meatwad: All the little birds and squirrels got burned up.. (music plays) I mean I hate nature. Gimme a beer and a woman, I'll give that waterbed a workout.
Frylock: Meatwad!!




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Master Shake: Whoa! Okay, where do I stand?
Ignignokt: Out in the middle of the street. And be sure to close your eyes tight. That's the only way the babes can see you.
Master Shake: Yeeess!!




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Ignignokt: Try using the belt without this: the instructions.
Err: Just try!
Carl: I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!




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Carl: Who set this on head games?!
Meatwad: It's okay, Carl. Ooohh.. wee. Maybe it's not okay. But with computers nowadays, you don't even have to leave the house.












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