Dr Weird: Gentleman, behold!! Steve: What? Dr Weird: Hang on. And now, behold!! Steve: You supposed to do something or... Dr Weird: Am I not invisible?! Steve: No... Dr Weird: Why not?!
revengeofthemooninites1.mp3 Meatwad: Let's see now... 1...2.. Master Shake: 42! 1973! 18! Meatwad: You shut up! 1... Master Shake: 400,000!!!
revengeofthemooninites2.mp3 Meatwad: But how am I ever gonna win that 10-speed? Master Shake: How are you ever gonna ride a 10-speed with no frickin' legs? You're just gonna bust the ass that you don't even have! Who bothered to spawn you? You know? You know what I'm sayin?
revengeofthemooninites3.mp3 Ignignokt: Come on, Meatman. Let's go break the law to fulfill your primitive needs. Meatwad: Well, I don't think so! Last time you were here you threw me at an old lady's mail box and you made me moon boyscout troop 324! Err: Hahah, we did. Ignignokt: Well...this time we won't.
revengeofthemooninites4.mp3 Ignignokt: Yes, eggs or pot. Either one. Meatwad: Hey Frylock. Do we have any pot? Frylock: No we don't.. Marijuana is illegal. Err: What about nitrous, man.. Ignignokt: Shut up, Err.
revengeofthemooninites5.mp3 Meatwad: Hey, you guys? Did you say that it would be easy to get whatever I want..like a 10-speed? Because that's what I really want. Ignignokt: Getting it is easy. Filling it with illegal substances and sending it across the border is not. Err: Yeah, see those dogs they can smell anything. So you gotta kick 'em in the throat! Meatwad: Hey, now guys look. I do not want to do anything illegal, here...but I will kill somebody..in front of their own momma to get a 10-speed and if anybody testifies against me I gouge their eyes out. Err: Let's go get drunk and rip off a 10-speed. Meatwad: Yeah, we'll get a basket and a horn on the handle. Err: We'll set it on fire and wreck into children and laugh at their parents and then we'll get on the.. ohh man, I'm toasted. Ignignokt: The innocent shall suffer..big time.
revengeofthemooninites6.mp3 Carl: Hey.. guys... what're you doing in my house without my permission? Ignignokt: We're here to take your pornography and sodomize our vast imaginations. Err: So give us the damn magazines. Carl: Oh, I'll give you a magazine, there buddy. Hey, it's full of hollow points. You're gonna love it when I put those in a gun, and then put 'em in your brain.
revengeofthemooninites7.mp3 Carl: Wait a second.. is that from the '83 tour? Yeah! I saw those guys in the Meadow Lands with Bryan Adams; that was a kickass show! I totally copped this feel off this passed out broad when they were playing 'Urgent'. Every time I hear 'Urgent' on the radio I think of that girl's boobs and..covered in vomit.
revengeofthemooninites8.mp3 Err: You gotta check this out. Meatwad: Ohh, yeah baby. That's a neat car she's washin'. You think that's a straight 6? Err: I think I have a straight 6. Ignignokt: Ooo.. Err, your sexual innuendo is priceless.
revengeofthemooninites9.mp3 Meatwad: All the little birds and squirrels got burned up.. (music plays) I mean I hate nature. Gimme a beer and a woman, I'll give that waterbed a workout. Frylock: Meatwad!!
revengeofthemooninites10.mp3 Master Shake: Whoa! Okay, where do I stand? Ignignokt: Out in the middle of the street. And be sure to close your eyes tight. That's the only way the babes can see you. Master Shake: Yeeess!!
revengeofthemooninites11.mp3 Ignignokt: Try using the belt without this: the instructions. Err: Just try! Carl: I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!
revengeofthemooninites12.mp3 Carl: Who set this on head games?! Meatwad: It's okay, Carl. Ooohh.. wee. Maybe it's not okay. But with computers nowadays, you don't even have to leave the house.
