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Episode 7 - Ol' Drippy

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Dr. Weird: Gentlemen..
Steve: You can call me Steve. I mean, there's no one else here.. Swamp Thing Appears ..right?
Dr. Weird: My mind!

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Frylock: What the hell is this?
Master Shake: Hey, you want a dog? Here, I'll pierce one for ya. The dog meat is perfectly soft.
Frylock: No, I don't want a dog.
Meatwad: I want a dog. Can I have a dog? (Shake spits all over the hot dogs)
Master Shake: There, you still want one?
Meatwad: I sure do, pick one out for me. Shake throws hotdogs
Frylock: Hey!
Master Shake: Now no one is gonna want one. You know that was the last dish?
Frylock: Hey, that's my satellite dish!

Frylock: Get in here and look at this! You ever hear of a damn refrigerator, or a frickin' trash can?!
Master Shake: No.
Frylock: You got three raw chickens in here on the floor! A dog wouldn't even take a crap in here!
Master Shake: Look, just take the hose and lightly spray everything out the back door.
Frylock: No, no MY ASS, YOU WILL!
Master Shake: I'll drape a tarp over it.
Frylock: Oh no you're not! You're gonna go to the damn store and get some cleaning supplies!
Meatwad: What's goin' on?
Master Shake: Look at this mess! Did you do this? Fine, alright! I'll do it, but it's my decision to do this, I declare it.

Schooly D: Yo, man. I think that mold is a-movin'. If it move one more time, I’m gettin' my gat.

Master Shake: What do you want, Frylock-- pine or lemon fresh?
Meatwad: Does it come in chocolate?
Master Shake: I don't know. Why don't you spray it right in your eyes and find out?
Meatwad: Yeah, I'll do that. Why don't you come on down here and say that to my face, big boy?

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Frylock: Look, look, air freshener is not going to clean this kitc-- Wait a second.. Is this cheese? How you gonna clean the kitchen with cheese, Shake?!
Master Shake: We don't. Look, that room is dead to me now. But, we make the living room, the NEW kitchen. Huh? Now, I know what you're probably thinking: Shake, where's the stove? (Sets the chair on fire) Here it is!

Frylock: Shake, take a look at this mold. My God! It's breathing!
Meatwad: Hey, Shake, look at this.
Frylock: What was that?
Meatwad: Oh, that was me.
Ol' Drippy: Wow, that sure was a mighty explosion, huh? Is anyone hurt? Can I get someone a soft drink?
Frylock: Amazing!
Meatwad: Yeah, they must have been some magic hot dogs or something. You want to go play with my dolls?
Ol' Drippy: Yes. I would like nothing better.
Meatwad: This here's Vanessa. Now, I know she looks like an apple, but she's actually a full-grown woman, and she fell in love with her boyfriend, Dewey, here, and they go off into outer space and then they--they get married.
Ol' Drippy: Wow! They're super-cute.

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Ol' Drippy: I wish I had a name.
Meatwad: Well I'll give ya a name. How about Ol' Drippy since you're drippin' on all my stuff.
Ol' Drippy: Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. I l--
Meatwad: Seriously Drippy. Stop dripping. Dewey's gettin' all soggy.
Ol' Drippy: Oops, sorry Dewey.

Ol' Drippy: Meatwad, do you have any real dolls?
Meatwad: Well, real dolls cost money, and I'd just rather use the unlimited power of my imagination, 'cause I ain't got no damn money.
Ol' Drippy: Then I'm going to go out and get you the best doll ever. Now where do I go to get a doll?
Meatwad: Hot Diggety Doll. they have all the dolls. It's just up the street.

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Carl: Oohh, the horny broad from the beach. You are a naughty girl. What are you doin' comin' by my bedroom? I thought you had a photo shoot. Well, let me just slip on my swim trunks unless you don't want me to wear them. That's a possiblity. Huh? HUH? Heheh.. Baby? You pass out or som-- Where's my beer promo?!

Master Shake: Where's Meatwad?!
Frylock: What're you doing with that gutter?
Master Shake: What're you doin' with that beard, huh? Answer that, scientist!
Master Shake: Meatwad!
Meatwad: Uh oh.
Master Shake: Where are you?!
Meatwad: Not in my room!
Master Shake: Aha! My telescope! You've ruined it! How will I ever see the stars again?
Meatwad: This ain't no telescope, it's Dewey. And he's an engineer, and he works on the Supertrain.
Master Shake: He does what?! You've got mental problems. Taste the chrome!
Ol' Drippy: What's it taste like?
Master Shake: Your mother's-- AAAHHHH, MONSTER!!!
Ol' Drippy: Well, Meatwad, look at this doll.
Meatwad: All right! A drunk girl. This is the best doll ever.

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Master Shake: Burn the house down, there's a monster in Meatwad's room.
Frylock: That monster, as you put it, is a miracle of modern science that arose out of your mess, which I see is still here, Shake!
Master Shake: Then thank God that I made all this possible, huh?

Master Shake: Right? Look, you know who's the leader!
Frylock: Oh! I know!
Master Shake: And don't ever yell at me like that again! 'Cause if you do, you are demoted! Oh, hey, Carl.
Carl: Shut up. Wait. where are you going with those dishes?
Master Shake: Nothing.

Frylock: Hey, Carl, what's happening?
Carl: Yeah, right. Did you see a woman in a bikini with a six-pack of beer and a surfboard come in here?
Frylock: Was it cardboard, used to be up at the liquor store?
Carl: Uhh...no.
Frylock: Well. Okay, Carl. She's back in Meatwad's room.
Meatwad: Dewey, do you take this headless supermodel with the six-pack to be your lawfully wedded wife, so that you guys can work on the railroad together and build supertrain and drive them to Jupiter with Pacman? Say I do.
Ol' Drippy: I do.
Meatwad: whoopee!

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Carl: You two-timing bitch!
Meatwad: Carl, please. This is a private ceremony.
Carl: You get your gross moist things off her! That's my fantasy girl!
Ol' Drippy: Was this yours? I am so sorry. Oh my gosh.
Carl: Ohhh, she smells like dead mushrooms and cheeseburger meat. And who are you?!

Ol' Drippy: I'm the guy that's going to rake your lawn for being such a big jerk. Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that.
Meatwad: That yard looks nice, Carl.
Carl: Yeah, well, Drippy here does some good work. Yeah, you stay on your side of the lawn there, by the way.
Meatwad: Oh, I'll stay off the lawn. I'll stay off it.
Ol' Drippy: Carl, is that a leaf in your gutter? When's the last time you cleaned up there?
Meatwad: Yeah, Carl, when's the last time?
Carl: Look, if I wanted a wife to nag my head off, Drippy, I'd order one from Russia.
Ol' Drippy: Why do that? You've got a beautiful lady right by your side.
Meatwad: Yeah, Carl, and when you find a good one, let me tell you, you need to hold on as tight as you can.
Ol' Drippy: You're a lucky man, Carl.
Carl: You know what? Why don't both of you's just get the hell out of here right now?
Ol' Drippy: Great idea. I'll go get us some lattes. Who wants a latte?
Meatwad: Yeah! Get me one! What are they?

Ol' Drippy: One for you.
Frylock: Oh, thank you.
Ol' Drippy: One for you.
Meatwad: Yeah, just pour it on my head.
Ol' Drippy: And one for me.
Master Shake: Where's mine? Is this one mine?
Ol' Drippy: Uh-oh. Gee, I didn't realize you were here and--
Master Shake: Well, I am here. I'm here now. Go get me one. Just give me yours.
Frylock: Shake, that's rude.
Master Shake: He's rude! He's the one that bought the lattes, and that's rude! Introducing them to this environment--you know how dangerous that is?
Frylock: It's called a gesture of kindness, Shake. Maybe you ought to try it sometime.
Master Shake: Well, maybe you ought to move right out of here right now, if you know what's good for you!
Ol' Drippy: Here, take mine. I'll do without.
Master Shake: Oops. Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry I slapped that right out of your hand! I don't know what came over me! Jeez! Is that polite enough for you, Frylock? I'm apologizing to your best friend in the whole universe!
Ol' Drippy: That was my fault, probably. I'll just go get a rag.
Master Shake: Yeah! Go get a rag, so I can slap that right out of your hand!
Frylock: Shake, what is wrong with you?
Master Shake: What's wrong with you? Hey, why don't you go kiss your new best friend, you love him so damn much! I'm the one that cleaned the kitchen. I'm the authority!

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Carl: Someone wanna tell me why my pool is full of hotdog chunks and dirty dishes?
Master Shake: Oh, Carl. You didn't mess with it did ya? 'Cause it's gotta set up for a couple days with the battery.
Carl: The battery?
Master Shake: Yeah, ya know, the one from your car? I dumped some shampoo in there too, but it's dog shampoo so I don't if it's gonna work, but we're prayin' like hell that it does.
Carl: No, no, no, no. I understand. I understand. I'm just gonna go, I'll be back in a few. You uh, you think that the gun store is still open?

Ol' Drippy: Carl, please, I'll take care of the mess. He means well, he's just a little well, I'd better not say.
Master Shake: What? I'm a little what?
Carl: Thank you, Drippy. You are very well-mannered and very nice. And you oughta take lessons from him.
Frylock: That's right.
Meatwad: Yeah, Shake, that's right.
Master Shake: Very good! Thank you, friends! As of right now, I am now moving out, right this instant!
Frylock: Well, go on, then.
Meatwad: Yeah, get out of here.
Master Shake: Well hold on. I mean, I need to get my suitcases, and they don't exist yet--
Meatwad: Here I packed all your things, now you get out of here.
Master Shake: This is a bag full of sand!
Meatwad: That's what you eat. And I'm moving this TV back to my room, too. I paid for it!!
Ol' Drippy: Whoa. Do not touch that television until I get over there.
Master Shake: Oh, yeah, he's nice now, but don't come looking for me when he's burying your bodies out in the desert.
Meatwad: Well get out of here! what are you waiting on? I'm going to chase you out of here!
Master Shake: That's good. Okay. That's all right. It looks good. Hey! Who says I couldn't do this, huh? Aah! Will you let me in, damn it? I mean, guys. Hey, Hey. Somebody want to let me in, please?
Frylock: Well, Shake, I thought you moved.
Master Shake: What? I never said that. Who said that?
Ol' Drippy: Oh, my, you're burning up.
Master Shake: Yes, I'm very sick.

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Ol' Drippy: Frylock, he needs medical help.
Frylock: He needs an ass-whoopin' is what he needs.
Ol' Drippy: There's no time! Here Shake, eat my head.
Master Shake: Here, kiss my ass. Forget about it!
Ol' Drippy: I'm serious. Coat me with ranch, chase me with cheese if you must. I don't care! It's the only way!
Frylock: Drippy, don't! What're you doing?
Meatwad: Don't do that, that's gonna hurt you.
Ol' Drippy: I'm saving his life. I'm half penicilin.
Frylock: Well I have some penicilin in my lab if that's what this is all about.
Ol' Drippy: Oh really? Well, then just give him some of that then and--
Master Shake: No wait, now. Hold on a minute.. I kinda like the taste of your head. And you said it was the only way right?

Meatwad: Where are you going, Drippy? I love you.

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Ol' Drippy: I'm going away for a while, Meatwad. And I may never come back. But I'll always be right here inside.
Master Shake: Yeah, in my stomach baby.
Ol' Drippy: Close your eyes, Meatwad. AAAHHHH!!!
Master Shake: Leave your eyes open Meatwad. I wanna horrify you into a coma.

Narrator: For 3 days-- I mean, for 3 days-- Shake done ate Ol' Drippy. That ain't no way to treat your homeys, man. You cold-blooded, Shake.
Master Shake: At this point, I got to tell you, you're better without the ranch. I mean, you're good.
Ol' Drippy: Thank you. How are you feeling?
Master Shake: Great! I'm going to go outside and run amok and--hey, you want to join me?
Ol' Drippy: I'd love to, but I simply don't have the strength.
Master Shake: Ah, suit yourself. But seriously, you stay off of my chair. Ooh! Is that--Ooh, it is! A free flyer!
Ol' Drippy: Shake! No!
Master Shake: Hey! Look at this! 6 Wings for $6.95! Free delivery!
Ol' Drippy: Uh!
Meatwad: Nooo!
Master Shake: That's awesome! Who's hungry?
Meatwad: Drippy! no!
Master Shake: You hungry?

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Master Shake: Look. He pushed me..
Frylock: He pushed you out of the way of that truck!
Master Shake: Listen, he's in a better place.
Frylock: He's in the grill of the truck!
Meatwad: He was my best friend!
Master Shake: Yeah? Well then you should know something. When he was pushing me, he mentioned something about not liking you.
Frylock: Aww man..
Master Shake: I clearly heard that.
Meatwad: Did he really?
Master Shake: That stuck out.

Meatwad: Well, I guess I'll have one of those wings, then. Give me one.
Master Shake: Here, fetch.
Meatwad: Where's the meat? This is a bone.
Master Shake: Go make a doll out of that!