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oldrippy1.mp3 Dr. Weird: Gentlemen.. Steve: You can call me Steve. I mean, there's no one else here.. Swamp Thing Appears ..right? Dr. Weird: My mind!
oldrippy2.mp3 Master Shake: Hey, you want a dog? Here, I'll pierce one for ya. The dog meat is perfectly soft. Frylock: No, I don't want a dog. Meatwad: I want a dog. Can I have a dog? (Shake spits all over the hot dogs) Master Shake: There, you still want one? Meatwad: I sure do, pick one out for me. Shake throws hotdogs Frylock: Hey! Master Shake: Now no one is gonna want one. You know that was the last dish? Frylock: Hey, that's my satellite dish!
oldrippy3.mp3 Frylock: Look, air freshener is not going to clean this kitc-- Wait a second.. Is this cheese? How you gonna clean the kitchen with cheese, Shake?! Master Shake: We don't. Look, that room is dead to me now. But, we make the living room, the NEW kitchen. Huh? Now, I know what you're probably thinking: Shake, where's the stove? (Sets the chair on fire) Here it is!
oldrippy4.mp3 Ol' Drippy: I wish I had a name. Meatwad: Well I'll give ya a name. How about Ol' Drippy...since you're drippin' on all my stuff. Ol' Drippy: Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. I l-- Meatwad: Seriously Drippy. Stop dripping. Dewey's gettin' all soggy. Ol' Drippy: Oops, sorry Dewey.
oldrippy5.mp3 Carl: Oohh, the horny broad from the beach. You are a naughty girl. What are you doin' comin' by my bedroom? I thought you had a photo shoot. Well, let me just slip on my swim trunks..unless you don't want me to wear them. That's a possiblity. Huh? HUH? Heheh.. Baby? You pass out or som-- Where's my beer promo?!
oldrippy6.mp3 Master Shake: Burn the house down, there's a monster in Meatwad's room. Frylock: That monster, as you put it, is a miracle of modern science that arose out of your mess, which I see is still here, Shake! Master Shake: Then thank God that I made all this possible.. huh?
oldrippy10.mp3 Carl: You two-timing bitch! Meatwad: Carl, please. This is a private ceremony. Carl: You get your gross moist things off her! That's my fantasy girl! Ol' Drippy: Was this yours? I am so sorry. Oh my gosh. Carl: Ohhh, she smells like dead mushrooms and cheeseburger meat. And who are you?!
oldrippy7.mp3 Carl: Someone wanna tell me why my pool is full of hotdog chunks and dirty dishes? Master Shake: Oh, Carl. You didn't mess with it did ya? 'Cause it's gotta set up for a couple days with the battery. Carl: The battery? Master Shake: Yeah, ya know? ..the one from your car? I dumped some shampoo in there too, but it's dog shampoo so I don't if it's gonna work, but we're prayin' like hell that it does. Carl: No, no, no, no. I understand. I understand. I'm just gonna go, I'll be back in a few. Hey, do you think the gun store's still open?
oldrippy8.mp3 Ol' Drippy: Frylock, he needs medical help. Frylock: He needs an ass-whoopin' is what he needs. Ol' Drippy: There's no time! Here Shake, eat my head. Master Shake: Here, kiss my ass. Forget about it! Ol' Drippy: I'm serious. Coat me with ranch, chase me with cheese if you must. I don't care! It's the only way! Frylock: Drippy, don't! What're you doing? Meatwad: Don't do that, that's gonna hurt you. Ol' Drippy: I'm saving his life. I'm half penicilin. Frylock: Well I have some penicilin in my lab if that's what this is all about. Ol' Drippy: Oh really? Well, then just give him some of that then and-- Master Shake: No wait. Hold on a minute.. I kinda like the taste of your head. And you said it was the only way...
oldrippy11.mp3 Ol' Drippy: I'm going away for a while, Meatwad. And I may never come back. But I'll always be right here...inside Master Shake: Yeah, in my stomach baby. Ol' Drippy: Close your eyes, Meatwad. AAAHHHH!!! Master Shake: Leave your eyes open Meatwad. I wanna horrify you into a coma.
oldrippy9.mp3 Master Shake: He pushed me.. Frylock: He pushed you out of the way of that truck! Master Shake: Listen, he's in a better place. Frylock: He's in the grill of the truck! Meatwad: He was my best friend! Master Shake: Yeah? Well then you should know something. When he was pushing me, he mentioned something about not liking you. Frylock: Aww man.. Master Shake: I clearly heard that. Meatwad: Did he really? Master Shake: That stuck out.
