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Episode 6 - Space Conflict from Beyond Pluto

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Steve: Gentlemen..look..and behold! Pants fall off Muahahaha!!

Frylock: Yes! Contact! Computer, triangulate the coordinates of the signal!
Oglethorpe: Hey, neighbor! What is up?
Emory: Hey! How's Earth goin', and stuff?

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Frylock: Aliens! I can't believe it! Are you a peaceful race?
Oglethorpe: Well, yes! We are barbequing, aren't we not?
Emory: How do you want your melon?
Ogelthorpe: Emory! The melons are on fire!
Emory: Well of course they're on fire! They're not made to be cooked.
Oglethorpe: What do you know of fire? You prance around like you have laser eyes!
Frylock: So you... don't have lazer eyes, because it was my...?
Ogelthorpe: Hey! We're barbecuing here. Why don't you on come up?
Emory: Yeah, and bring a cold six.
Frylock: Okay.

Frylock: How do I do that? I mean, do you have some sort of particle transmitter, or--
Oglethorpe: Particle tran--what do we look like, a couple of nerds?
Emory: There's totally a particle transmitter.
Oglethorpe: Oh, yes. One of those. We have that.

Oglethorpe: Dude! Get these gross shanks of flesh out of my dominion!
Emory: Oh, that is great. Why don't you burn the ship down, while you're at it?
Oglethorpe: Shut up!

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Oglethorpe: I have an amazing plan to betray our new friend. Ahahaha!
Emory: I thought the plan was to barbecue with him.
Oglethorpe: Plans are for fools! When he gets here, we melt him and laugh on into the night!

Emory: Why don't we just like, you know, talk to him, and stuff?
Oglethorpe: Why don't you just shut up, and let me do what I want for a change!
Emory: What about this fire?
Oglethorpe: Put it out!
Frylock: Hey, guys. I'm here.
Oglethorpe: Who are you?
Frylock: I'm Frylock. You know, we spoke earlier.
Oglethorpe: No!
Emory: welcome to sp-, uh, space!
Oglethorpe: Oh look, the room where we melt people.
Oglethorpe: You melt away, ja?
Frylock: No, I'd rather not. Say, say what is this thing around your neck? Some sort of galactic space collar, or--
Oglethorpe: This? Oh, this is a sweatband.
Emory: Yeah, it keeps the sweat out of our eyes.
Oglethorpe: Is that what yours does? Mine doesn't work then. It's broken.
Emory: 'Cause yours is a droolband, man.
Oglethorpe: Oh, thank you, very good, Emory! Oh, look, what's over there? Oh, it's Melt Disney World!
Frylock: Yeah, I've seen it, okay!

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Frylock: What're these spikes? These spikes all over your body? I mean, surely they have a purpose.
Emory: What spikes?
Oglethorpe: Oh, these. No, no, no, these are not spikes. They are pointy arms.
Emory: We squirt soap out of them and that's how we keep the ship so clean. See?
Frylock: That's soap? Really? Well, it kinda smells like waste.
Emory: Well, one man's waste is another man's soap, you know what I mean guys?

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Oglethorpe: Hey, what is all this interrogation? Let's toss the frisbee over there--Where we will MELT YOU INTO FLUID!

Frylock: Is there maybe a higher brain form that I could speak with?

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Ogelthrope: Nine! We are on top secret mission of world domination!
Frylock: World Domination? You guys couldn't take over a damn bowl of jello.
Emory: Is that like, an important place or something?
Ogelthrope: Where is it?!

Frylock: Okay, look, which one of these buttons beams me out of here?
Oglethorpe: Those buttons are red! You'll destroy us all!
Frylock pushes a button. Balloons and confetti fall from the ceiling and music plays.

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Emory: All right! Party time!
Ogelthrope: Who's birthday is it?! Someone gets a spanking!

Frylock pushes another button. Shake appears on the ship.
Master Shake: Hey, happy birthday! Hey, who's the lucky boy?

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Frylock: Shake, how did you get in this beam?
Master Shake: Look, that beam came from space. You don't own space, so stop actin' like you do.

Frylock: I'm outta here.
(Frylock pushes a button on the control panel and disappears. Shake and the aliens stare at each other for a few seconds. Shake walks over to them.)
Master Shake: Hey, how ya doin?
Emory: Oh, fine, fine.
Master Shake: Tell you what, I wish I was--oh my g--that beam, coming up like that, the speed, you might wanna adjust that. It really did a number on my back, there. I mean, and I don't wanna say whiplash, just yet, cause that's a little too far, but, you're insured, right?
Oglethorpe: Oh look, what is that over there?
Master Shake: No, you know what, if i could just maybe lay down, my back might straighten out a little bit. That'd be good for now.

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Oglethorpe: Well you might be interested to know that we are just about to destroy your planet!
Master Shake: Oh, go ahead. I'm not there.

Emory: You really think we need to blow up their planet?
Oglethorpe: Is that what we said, blow it up? Let's blow it up!
Emory: Okay, fine. Did it blow up, man?
Oglethorpe: You are toying with me! Drag the slave into the Melterium!

Meatwad: Look, Frylock, look at your carpet. It's burning.
Frylock: Fire is bad, Meatwad, you shouldn't play with it.
Meatwad: Oh, I know, I know. I use it in my work.

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Carl: What is this? Who did this?! Shake!! Carl's Car explodes
Frylock: You cannot cut someone's lawn with matches, Meatwad.
Meatwad: Look I know that. You gotta have gasoline, otherwise how's it gonna spread to the street.

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Carl: Open this damn door now!
Meatwad: Oh, is he mad? Don't open it.
Carl: I heard that. Open this door.
Meatwad: Hey Carl, how's that yard lookin'? Pretty good, I bet huh?
Carl: Oh, it's done. So is the vinyl siding on my house. Where's Shake?
Frylock: He's in space. With aliens.
Carl: Ohh, yeah. Yeah, of course. Why did I ever question that, huh?

Carl: You know I gave Shake twenty dollars to cut my lawn.
Meatwad: Yeah, he subbed it out. And look, he gave me this chrome sled. Boy, I hope it snows soon, don't you, Carl?
Carl: Oh, yeah, I can't wait. A winter wonderland. Now let me see that sled. It's my freakin' hubcap.
Meatwad: Well hell, I don't know. I ain't never cut a yard before.
Carl: So, where exactly in space is he?

Emory: So why isn't he, like, melting? I mean, the beam's supposed to be on.
Oglethorpe: Well, it's not! I'm looking right at it, and it's not on!
Emory: Maybe we need the remote control.
Oglethorpe: Well maybe you shouldn't have run the melter through the VCR, Scheisskopf!
Emory: Well, maybe it's because you said "I want all meltings to be taped", even though you never watch 'em!
Master Shake: Hey, can you guys let me out?
Oglethorpe: No, don't come out yet, it's too dangerous! Look! "Make Your Man Happy: Eight Ways to Healthy Buns!" Now where's that damn remote?
Emory: Well, if I'd had it, he'd already be a puddle now, wouldn't he?
Oglethorpe: Just find the VCR, and I--
Emory: It's in the escape pod, man.
Oglethorpe: What in the hell was that?
Emory: Uh, that was the escape pod.
Oglethorpe: Damn it!
Master Shake: Hey, you wanna let me out? I need to eat!
Oglethorpe: Quit pushing the buttons in there!
Master Shake: This whole ship's a bunch of buttons! And I'm done with this Redbook, I was done with it the minute I saw it. And I'm hungry!
Oglethorpe: You will eat what we say!
Emory: You will eat when we say! That's right!
Master Shake: I am a guest, and you're not treating me like one.
Oglethorpe: Fine. You want to eat? Let's see if you can eat...PIZZA!
Master Shake: Pizza? Really? Bring it on, I'm ready!
Announcer: Prepare your stomach to set sail on the virtual sea of pizza.
Master Shake: You gotta be kidding me. This is it?
Announcer: Smell the cool sauce air...
Master Shake: I can't eat this!
Emory: We could still melt him. Like, I have this really bitchin' hair dryer--
Oglethorpe: Well, if you think that will work, break it out then. That will only take FOUR THOUSAND MOLTONS!
Emory: I'm just trying to help!
Oglethorpe: Well, I think screwing everything up is a funny way of hel--
Phone rings
Oglethorpe: The space phone is ringing. Where is it?
Emory: You had it last.
In the melting room, a phone that looks like a toy robot walks up to Shake. It makes some robotic noises.
Oglethorpe: If I had it, it would be put back in the charger, 'cause you don't know how to put things back.
Master Shake: Hello?
Oglethorpe: You give that phone directly to me! I found the phone!
Frylock: Hey, can I speak with Shake?
Oglethorpe: The phone is for you.
Master Shake: Well.

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Frylock: Uh, Skake
Master Shake: What do you want?
Frylock: Carl is here..
Master Shake: How did you get this number? I'm not here...
Carl: Oh you're not there?
Master Shake: I... Hello Carl.
Carl: Hey, buddy! How you doing there? Pizzaland, huh? That's lots of fun. Hey uh, I wanted to let you know, that uh you BURNED MY FREAKIN' HOUSE DOWN!
Master Shake: But the grass is gone, correct? Look, that is the cost of doing business. I told you there would be risks.
Carl: Yeah, no. The grass is gone. Just like your face is gonna be gone when I shove it in a pastrami slicer...
Master Shake: Ha ha hah, slice my face off, you are clever! You quickwit! Ah, well look, relax. And I'll be down there in like, five minutes, and we'll iron all this out, okay?
Carl: Oh yeah, that sounds great, that sounds great! Yeah, we'll iron it out. I'll go get my iron. My TIRE iron.

Master Shake: Well, it looks like I'm not going back there. This uh, pizza sea, does it do anything better than this?
Oglethorpe: You want me to speed it up?
Master Shake: I mean, do you have anything like a, like a mountain adventure, or, uh...
Emory: We do have another one.
Oglethorpe: Ja!
Emory: Some people like it.
Master Shake: Okay, load it up.
The scene changes from underwater to an outdoor scene with a horse.
Announcer: Welcome...to this horse's anus.
Meatwad: Hey Carl, you want me to shampoo the rug?
Carl: What's the freakin' point, meat man?
Meatwad: So you can give me some money.

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Emory: Man, he's been in that horse anus room for a long time..
Oglethorpe: Yeah, he has been in there...
Emory: I did it once..that was enough.
Master Shake: Woo! Man that was amazing. You start off as this blade of grass, and then you go inside and its like a luge! You go down the esophogus, you're in the stomach, large intestine, small intestine, small intestine-favorite part by the way.. You know, I like hanging out with you guys. Well not you guys but the stuff you guys have is great.

Oglethorpe: Oh, look out there! One hundred dollars! On the wing of the ship!
Master Shake: Move! That's mine! I dropped it! Now where is it again?
Oglethorpe: Out there, you see it? It's there.
Master Shake: Look, this could be very dangerous. I'll handle it, okay?
Oglethorpe: Oh, would you? Please save us, from all the money?
Master Shake: Shake to ship! I'm still not seeing it!
Oglethorpe: Oh, you can't see it? Well, let me turn on the light for you!
The ship flies away, sending Shake spinning to Earth.
Master Shake: Wait!
Oglethorpe: Jackass!

Master Shake: Ah, Earth. I name thee Earth!

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Carl: Heh heh heh hey... buddy.
Master Shake: Oh, hey Carl. Hey! Lawn looks great.
Carl: Likin' it?
Master Shake: Why's your house all curled up?
Carl: I don't know, I was hopin' maybe we could have a little dialogue about that.
Master Shake: Hey! That's a nice tire iron, Carl. Is that yours?
Carl: Yeah, lemme get in there and show you the finish on it..up close.

Carl: Taste the chrome!