Steve: Gentlemen.. Feast your eyes.. Vortex opens up Steve: What the hell? Dr. Weird: Dammiitt!!!!
balloonenstein2.mp3 Carl: Sweet, sweet nectar. It's like my pool is tearin' ass around the backyard..but it's stayin' still. Still waters run deep. Master Shake: Yeahh, Carl! Sweet! That is tricked out my friend. Turbo! Very sweet-- Carl: You stay away from it because you are weird.
balloonenstein3.mp3 Master Shake: Meatwad, it's spaghetti time! Oh, boy! Spaghetti, huh? Meatwad: All right! Spaghetti! Now that's Italian! Master Shake: Yeah, it is! There it is! Eat it! Meatwad: That don't look like no spaghetti at all. Master Shake:Puts TV cord on plate with silverware There, now it's spaghetti. Now eat it. Meatwad: This noodle's black...and it's hooked up to the TV set. Master Shake: Put it in your mouth, come on! Meatwad: You're messin' with me, aren't you? Master Shake: Oh, you're right. I'm very sorry. The real spaghetti got wet went I was boiling it, so it's in the dryer. Meatwad: Well why didn't you say so, it's probably done by now. Let's get it!
balloonenstein4.mp3 Frylock: Carl, your hands! Carl: Yeah, I know, I see 'em. They are very big. Whelp, it was fun. I'm gonna go take a nap now and then I think I'm gonna call, uh, some hospitals.
balloonenstein5.mp3 Frylock: How long were you in that dryer? Meatwad: Like a week! Master Shake: No, it was like 3 days. It wasn't a week!
balloonenstein6.mp3 Meatwad: Shake.. Where is my popcicle? Master Shake: Please, wait a second. Meatwad: I require a popsicle every 15 minutes; you obviously did not read the memo. Master Shake: Is this your memo? I didn't even know what this is! Meatwad: You sicken me with your lies. Master Shake: I'll make you some right away. Meatwad: Make me some? Please, do not insult what little intelligence I have. I need it now. Master Shake: Then I'll go to the store, please sir. Meatwad: Yes you will. Now what is the magic word, bitch? Master Shake: Please, let me go to the store and get popsicles for you. Thank you, sire. Meatwad: That's right. YOu better run, boy. And bring back some chocolate syrup, too...or your fate is sealed.
balloonenstein10.mp3 Frylock: Dammit, Meatwad. Everywhere you go something dies or gets hurt! Meatwad: Everybody hates me because they die or get hurt. Well squirrelly doesn't hate me. He loves me! Where's my buddy squirrelly? Frylock: Oh here he is. I found him face up in the hallway after your last little hug. Meatwad: Squirrely no! Squirrelly! Squirrely! Frylock: Yeah, I think you better stop huggin' him now. He's starting to smoke. Meatwad: Noooo!!!!!
balloonenstein11.mp3 Master Shake: Now look what you've done! You've created a Balloonenstein! Meatwad: Squirrelly, no. Don't fly so high. Come back to Daddy. (Squirrelly shoots electricity at Meatwad)
balloonenstein7.mp3 Master Shake: Get the letter opener and pencils and load 'em in my straw. All right. Am I loaded? Am I ready to go? They're all in there, right? Frylock: Yeah, let 'er rip. Master Shake:starts chasing Meatwad This is for shooting me in the roof and sending me to the store making me call you sire! fires green goop Meatwad: You're weak.
balloonenstein8.mp3 Frylock: I need your brain. Meatwad: For what? I need my brain. Frylock: Look, I need to create a cavity inside of you so you'll float then all I need you to do is roll around in this broken glass for a little bit. Come on, it'll be fun. Meatwad: What are you talkin' about? Hell no. Frylock takes brain I mean, okay.
balloonenstein9.mp3 Frylock: Dammit, he needs his brain. Otherwise, he's just gonna float around forever saying "Do what now?" Meatwad: Do what now?
balloonenstein12.mp3 Meatwad: Where are my popsicles? Frylock: Damn! Master Shake: Is that you, God? Meatwad: Frylock, get away from the pool. Frylock: Awww hell. Meatwad: Canopener!
